Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 38 Arson Plan

Although the old abbot was half-dead from anger, he still ordered the little boy to clean out the four meditation halls, brought clean bedding, and asked his personal disciple Guang Zhi to bring a word.

"Master Daoist, it's evening, and you need to change your clothes too. Let me borrow that Taoist robe from my master, and I will send it back tomorrow morning."

"Want to wear it?" Xie Yun smiled.

Guangzhi's eyes lit up, and he asked in surprise, "Master Daoist, do you agree?"

"Get out, tell your master, if you want to wear it, then go to sleep. In the dream, there will be milk, bread, and poor clothes."

"Taoist..." Guangzhi was speechless, and wanted to plead again.

boom!
Xie Yun directly closed the door and went back to sleep.

"Hehehe, Master Dao has always said one thing, tell you master, give up, hahaha." The tiger demon opened the door and teased.

"Ahem, my grandson will tell you the most possible way to get the Taoist robe." Sun Wukong also opened the door, looked at Guangzhi sincerely, and said, "Go ahead and dream."

Sun Wukong and the tiger demon looked at each other, and laughed tacitly.

They like to do things that add insult to injury.

The voices of these two people were a little loud, and Li Mingda next to him became unhappy: "If you two don't sleep at night, then recite "Three Hundred Children's Songs", and I will check it tomorrow morning."

"Slip, slip." The tiger demon quickly closed the door.

"Senior Sister, I just washed my hair and got water in my ears, I'm a little deaf, what did you say just now, don't care, I'm tired, go to bed first, good night." Monkey King also closed the door.

Guangzhi stood awkwardly in the aisle, complaining in his heart: Isn't it just a little girl who scared the two of you like a quail?

"This benefactor, can you help the poor monk go in and ask for a Taoist robe?" Guang Zhi straightened the monk's robe, showing a smiling face that he thought was handsome, and confidently walked towards Li Mingda.

Before he came to Avalokitesvara Temple, he was a fairy meat who relied on his face for food. Now that he has charmed a little girl with his personal charm, it shouldn't be a big problem.

Damn!

Guangzhi clutched his crotch, fell to the ground and twitched in pain, tears streaming down his face, this bitch is not a good person!

To come up is to cut off children and grandchildren, and the strength is still great.

"Get out." After Li Mingda finished speaking, he turned around and closed the door completely.

Half a day later, Guangzhi got up with difficulty, crossed his legs, and moved to the old host's room to report in small steps.

"Master, that's a group of people and wicked people. We eat and drink well. They are ungrateful and even beat up their disciples. You have to make the decision for me!" Guang Zhi threw himself into the arms of the old host with tears in his eyes.

"What? You didn't want to come, you trash, get lost as a teacher!" The old host's expression changed, and he kicked Guangzhi, who was flying, and threw himself on the bed, crying: "Guanyin Bodhisattva, Disciple's life is really hard!"

By borrowing some clothes, I fulfilled one of my wishes, and I don't want to help with such a small matter!
In the past, anyone who dared to disobey him would have chopped them up and fed them to the dogs in the middle of the night, but Xie Yun's pedestrians would have little chance of winning if they attacked hard; they would not eat soft ones.

Sorrow!

"Master, don't cry, this disciple has a plan to ensure that you can get that Taoist robe." Guang Zhi came over and said.

The old host stood up, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and said with a straight face: "Don't mess around, those people are from the Tang Dynasty, and they have some friendship with Guanyin Bodhisattva."

"Hey, who is the apprentice? Zhi Duoxing!"

"You listen to my arrangement, I guarantee that you can get the Taoist robe, and you don't have to bear any responsibility."

When the old host heard this, he immediately became happy and asked, "My dear boy, what's your opinion?"

"Master, do you know that there is a mountain to the west of our Buddhist monastery, the mountain is called Heifeng Mountain, and there is a cave in the mountain, called Heifeng Cave, in which lives a black bear spirit with infinite magic power."

"Say something quickly, don't go around." The old host was very unhappy, and slapped Guangzhi's bald head, urging.

"Master, that black bear spirit is a mallet and loves cooking. We only need to promise him a lot of money and ask him to steal the Taoist robe."

"That group has a lot of people, so the black bear spirit can't handle it. If they are caught, they will drag us in." The old host said worriedly.

"The strong tiger demon, the skinny Monkey King, the pampered Xie Yun, and the seemingly harmless Li Mingda are all easy to talk about. How will Xiao Bailong deal with it?"

"This is a dragon!"

Sun Wukong, who turned into a fly and eavesdropped on Guangzhi's back, had black lines on his face. No matter how Xiao Bailong looked at him, he didn't seem like the main force in the battle!
Ignorance is not a fault, but if ignorance persists, big things will happen. There will be a good show tonight.

"Master, it's up to us." Guangzhi touched his bald head and said with a sinister smile: "Tonight, after they are asleep, let's get some firewood, surround the meditation room of those people, and set fire to them." .”

"Even if it doesn't burn to death, they will be in a mess and run out to fight the fire. Then the black bear spirit will have a chance to attack."

"Wonderful! Wonderful! Wonderful!" the old host clapped his hands and praised when he heard this.

"Disciple, you go to Heifeng Mountain to find the Black Bear Spirit now, and ask him to sell the Robe of the Night Pirates, and bring someone to carry firewood for the master."

After the two masters and apprentices separated and left, they didn't notice a fly lying in the room, and now the new year is coming, it is winter.

"A bunch of idiots, do they look down on my grandson or my master?"

The fly landed on the ground and turned into Monkey King, then shook its head and returned to the meditation room.

Don't be troublesome, what to do with this matter depends on the master's decision, otherwise it will be another kick, Monkey King touches the monkey's butt, and quickly makes the right decision.

Boom boom boom!
Xie Yun was about to fall asleep, but was awakened by a knock on the door.

"Master, I am the old grandson, and I have something important to report."

"It's not a big deal, I peeled your monkey skin for the teacher." Xie Yun yawned, got up and opened the door angrily.

"Master, I found out that the group of black monks wanted to carry firewood and wanted to burn us to death."

"What?" Xie Yun was taken aback.

What an international joke, besides threatening Li Mingda, who else can be burned to death by ordinary flames?
These monks in Guanyin Temple are not very smart!

"System, I report that someone wants to burn us to death."

"Ding! The reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting the old host, and rewarding the host with a chaotic energy."

"Ding! The reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting Guangzhi, and rewarding the host with a chaotic energy."

"Ding! The reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting the black bear spirit, and rewarding the host with five chaotic qi."

"Ding! The reporting system is checking..."

……

Ding ding dong, after thirty or forty system beeps, Xie Yun made a small fortune, but which green onion is the black bear spirit?

Xie Yun rubbed his face, added a fire-preventing formation to Li Mingda's room, then stroked Monkey King's head and said, "Wu Kong, in the future, don't notify the teacher in advance for such crap that can be reported. As a teacher, if you don’t sleep well, you will be irritable, and if you are irritable, you will like to beat people, and beating people is the most likely to beat you.”

"Forget about it today, don't bother me as a teacher in the future, especially when you are sleeping."

"Yes, master." Sun Wukong swallowed dryly and said.

Xie Yun turned around, and when he closed the door, he threw out a flat peach, and said, "I've rewarded you, use your brains more in the future, don't keep fighting and killing, watch it tonight, study hard, and see how the teacher handles this matter .”

Sun Wukong caught the peach, and after three seconds of silence for the monks in Guanyin Temple, he went to bed in his room.

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