Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 56 Causal Reincarnation
Husband and wife bye!

When the matchmaker shouted, the onlookers started booing, Mr. Gao looked kindly, Zhu Bajie looked at Gao Cuilan who had turned around, and hesitated.

"Cuilan, listen to my explanation."

"What?"

"We are getting married today. Tomorrow I will learn scriptures from my master and go to Daleiyin Temple. It will take about ten years to get there. Will you wait for me to come back?"

"What?" Gao Cuilan took off her red hijab, raised her eyebrows, and asked, "Are you serious?"

"Ok!"

"You went to Daleiyin Temple for ten years, and it will take another ten years to come back. You let your old lady wait for you at home for 20 years? Be a widow for 20 years?"

"You wait for me, and I will definitely make it up to you in the future." Zhu Bajie explained.

"Heh, how many 20-year-old mothers have I played with you? Dad, I'm not married anymore!" Gao Cuilan threw down her red hijab, threw herself at Master Gao's feet and cried, "Dad, you are just a daughter like me, you can't bear to look at her Are you a widow?"

The whole room was shocked.

Marry a chicken as a chicken, and marry a dog as a dog. After receiving such a generous gift from others, the church is almost finished. Don't you marry now?

Mr. Gao's hands trembled in anger, what a shame!

Gao Cuilan is his only daughter, she was spoiled and spoiled since she was a child, she has a carefree personality, she has never taken women's morality to heart, otherwise she would not have had a secret relationship with Zhu Bajie back then.

But now is the day of the big wedding, so how can you let your petty temper mess around.

Snapped!
Master Gao slapped Gao Cuilan on the face, and angrily said: "Naughty girl, what nonsense are you talking about on your wedding day?"

"Father, I'm not talking nonsense. If I hadn't taken a fancy to him at the beginning, I would have recruited him into my family?"

"It's not that our family has no money, so we'll recruit another son-in-law!"

"Enough!" Master Gao clapped his heart and slapped the table angrily.

Xie Yun shook his head, Ba Jie and this Miss Gao really have nothing to do with each other, they can only be a dewy couple, I hope he doesn't take it seriously.

"Master Gao, this farce is indeed enough, and it's time to put an end to it. We will retire from the marriage. We will meet again later, and we will never see each other again!"

After Xie Yun finished speaking, he left with his hands behind his back. Sun Wukong dragged the foolish Bajie out of the lobby and threw him on Xiaobailong's back.

The three of them stood on a hill outside Gaojiazhuang, looking down at the huge Gaofu surrounded by pavilions.

"System, I will report that Miss Gao is not a woman."

"Ding, the reporting system is in the process of verification. Congratulations to the host for the successful report, and reward the host with a vomiting and diarrhea card." Xie Yun tentatively reported, but he really didn't expect the report to be successful.

Vomiting and Diarrhea Card: When used on a target, it can cause the target to vomit and diarrhea for three days in a row.

"Master, don't stab third brother in the heart." Sun Wukong complained.

"As a teacher, I just report it blindly. It's a coincidence that I made up all of them!" Xie Yunshan rubbed her nose and waved to Gaofu.

Zhu Bajie's betrothal gift, gold and silver, beads, red coral, ginseng, silk and satin, etc. flew out and returned to the Qiankun bag.

Can't grasp the great opportunity, what can I say?

Xie Yun looked back at Zhu Bajie, the more he looked at it, the more he felt that the color of the red groom's crown was not right.

"Master, take me back to the Yunzhan Cave in Fuling Mountain." After Bajie said this, he didn't speak again.

"Looking at the sky, I'm so tired!" Xie Yun held his chest and let out a long sigh.

Sun Wukong has black lines on his face.

Although the ending is already doomed, why does Mao always feel that it has something to do with the master?
Returning to the Yunzhan Cave, Zhu Bajie staggered and rushed into the cave, and there were bursts of roaring sounds from inside.

After a cup of tea, Yunzhan Cave burst into flames, and Zhu Bajie rushed out of the cave.

He had already changed into a blue or blue cloth dress, with a floral cloth towel around his waist, exactly what he was wearing when he came to Fuling Mountain.

"Go to hell, I'm Marshal Tianpeng!" Zhu Bajie threw the groom's clothes in his hand into the Yunzhan Cave, and stood behind Xie Yun.

The three of them looked at the sparks rushing out of the hole and remained silent. The fire not only burned Zhu Bajie's mortal heart, but also illuminated Xie Yun's Dao heart.

The fire burned for a long time, and the dark Yunzhan Cave finally collapsed and turned into ruins.

Zhu Bajie left two lines of tears on his face, then he raised his head and wiped them away desperately.

"Stupid man, when tears flow out, they won't flow back in. If you want to cry, you have to cry hard." Xie Yun patted Zhu Bajie's shoulder and said.

"Master, I am not reconciled!"

"If you don't want to be reconciled, follow me to Gaojiazhuang as a teacher. Karma will always come." Xie Yun counted and said.

retribution?

Zhu Bajie was full of confusion.

Xie Yun casually summoned a white cloud, sat on it with two apprentices and the little white dragon, and flew towards Gao Laozhuang.

Ten miles away from Gaolaozhuang, I saw flames soaring into the sky, and the originally magnificent Gaofu was about to be turned into ruins.

The crazy Mr. Gao rushed into the flames. Gao Cuilan was rescued and sat paralyzed in front of the house.

"Master, this..." Zhu Bajie was dumbfounded.

Xie Yun shrugged, spread his hands, and said, "It has nothing to do with being a teacher. This is all karma. If you don't believe me, just do the math and you'll know."

Zhu Bajie hesitantly counted his fingers, and his bitter face finally returned to normal.

After the dowry money flew away, Mr. Gao became a little mentally abnormal. He lost his chance of immortality and his money. The back kitchen at home suddenly caught fire. Under the triple blow, the old clapper went completely crazy.

The fire spread very quickly, and Mr. Gao rushed into the sea of ​​flames madly. The people of Gaojia Village had no time to rescue them, so they could only rescue Gao Cuilan whose face was burned by the fire.

Gaofu, the richest man with a radius of hundreds of miles, completely collapsed.

Sun Wukong took a step closer to Xie Yun calmly.

Master, I believe you are a ghost!
It wasn't that you successfully reported Master Gao, which caused the Gao Mansion's luck to drop, and finally caused a fire. I, Monkey King, wrote the three words backwards.

Wangtian, the master just successfully reported my grandson, what should I do, I am so panicked now!

Click!

The color of the world changed, and the passage to Fengling's small world opened, and the black bear ran out wearing an apron and said, "Master, the meal is ready, do you want to eat?"

At the same time, a strong fragrance gushes out from the passage, seducing everyone's gluttons, it is the smell of meat.

"Bullshit, definitely eat it!" Xie Yun rubbed his belly, feeling like he could eat a whole cow.

Suddenly he remembered something, turned his head to look at Zhu Bajie and asked, "Stupid, do you eat meat?"

"If you have meat, don't eat bastards, you must eat it!" Zhu Bajie vividly demonstrated the appearance of drooling three thousand feet.

"Okay, let's go in and eat meat." Xie Yun brought a few people to the dining table in the imperial dining room.

Sixteen hot and cold dishes!

Sauce pork, marinated pork tongue, pork skin tart, tomato water, pig tail roll with mustard quail eggs...

The sixteen dishes have a strict order of appearance, and different flavors explode in the mouth. The most wonderful thing is that each bite contains rich aura, which can be directly absorbed.

"Brother, you should eat more elegantly. This is the most essential part, which needs to be savored carefully. In the end, if it is not enough, I will make you another serving of braised pork and pork knuckle in sauce. I will ensure that the quantity is large enough." Black Bear Spirit was very dissatisfied Zhu Bajie's eating behavior, stop it.

"What did you say?" Zhu Bajie was taken aback, pointing to the sixteen dishes on the table and asked, "What is this?"

"Pig-killing banquet!" Black Bear Spirit stood behind Xie Yun and explained, "It's the body left behind by your reincarnation. It's a pity to lose it, so I'll use it for waste."

"Ouch!" Zhu Bajie didn't care about beating Xiong Da violently, bent over and vomited.

PS: How to use the vomiting and diarrhea card?
Big brother red envelope, stay up late tonight to add another chapter, oh my god, I'm so sleepy.

(End of this chapter)