Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 70 Unlucky Egg

Zizizizi!

The Nine Heavens God Thunder is not an ordinary thunder. Although Drifting tried his best to hide, he was still entangled by the Nine Heavens God Thunder.

What's frightening is that the Nine Heavens God Thunder also attracted his Quasi-Saint Period Heavenly Tribulation.

All of a sudden, the sky over the Liusha River changed suddenly, and the scale of the Nine Heavens Thunder increased by tens of thousands of times. Zhu Bajie stood on the bank and was secretly terrified.

"Master, did you blow up someone? How do I feel that someone's catastrophe was detonated by you?"

"Illusion, everything is an illusion. There is a big fish inside. Let's just prepare to eat the fish." Xie Yun opened his eyes and saw that Drifting Monk's body was an ancient giant crocodile.

No wonder in Journey to the West, Drifting Monk's water nature is similar to that of Bajie, who was born in the navy.

Hey, Pindao just wanted to blow up a fish, not to bully you, Wuliang Tianzun, Drifting Monk, you have to believe me!

Click!

The space channel of Feng Ling's small world opened, and the black bear came out with a food box to deliver food.

As soon as he came out, his scalp became numb from the aura of Heavenly Tribulation, and he stood on his head with bear hair all over his body.

"What are you panicking about? This emperor has already set up a large formation to cover up the secrets of the heavens. The catastrophe will not implicate us. The one who crosses the catastrophe is the unlucky guy in the river." Xie Yun took out the Houtian magic weapon drawn some time ago from the Qiankun bag—— grill.

"Hurry up, start the fire and prepare the seasoning. The emperor likes spicy food, so make more spicy sauce."

"The unlucky guy in the river will not be able to survive the catastrophe later, so let's eat grilled fish today and use him as a tooth sacrifice."

Zhu Bajie was a little hesitant, and asked: "Master, what if someone survives the catastrophe?"

"That's okay, if you meet this Emperor, it's bad luck for him!" Xie Yun took out a measuring ruler and pulled the Liuhe Monument out of Fengling's small world by the way.

The three of them sat in a row by the river, kowtowed on the pine nuts fried by Black Bear Essence some time ago, and began to comment on the figures inside.

"Hey, Bajie, why do you think he is so stupid, he is almost going through the catastrophe, and he insists on staying in the river, isn't this intentionally making it more difficult for him to go through the catastrophe?"

Water belongs to yin, thunder belongs to yang, yin and yang coexist, plus water has good conductivity, there is not even a place to hide halfway through the tribulation, this addition and subtraction, the probability of success in crossing the tribulation is immediately reduced by half.

"Hey hey, master, what do you care about him? Anyway, he will eat the meat that is on our lips." Zhu Bajie smiled honestly.

The black bear spirit was also gearing up beside him.

For a chef, there is nothing more exciting than encountering top-notch ingredients.

Sand Monk was fighting Zixiao Leijie in the Liusha River, and part of him was on guard against Xie Yun on the shore, so he heard these words naturally.

In an instant, he became anxious, made a mistake in his position, and was struck by Zixiao Leijie from the front in succession. His vitality was severely injured and he turned into his own body.

Roar!
In the Quicksand River, a giant black mouse-like crocodile ran around, followed by Tianjie, bombarding wildly.

If you don't consider the feelings of the people who cross the sky, the sky is still quite beautiful, like a celestial girl scattering flowers, shining brightly.

Half an hour later, Zixiao's thunder calamity was exhausted, and Drifting relied on the powerful physical defense of the ancient giant crocodile to survive the catastrophe, but he was also half paralyzed by being hacked, and his cultivation regressed to Daluo Jinxian.

"Master, I'll do it without your trouble." Liuhebei rushed out immediately.

"What is it?" Drifting only felt a flash of light in the corner of his eye, and a sharp pain in the back of his head, before he lost consciousness.

Boom!
The muffled sound finally came, and the ancient giant crocodile turned its white belly and floated on the water.

"Hmph, waste!" Liuhe Monument flew back with Drifting Monk on it.

"Hiss, is this a quasi-sage?" Zhu Bajie and Hei Xiongjing both gasped.

They have probably seen or heard of the quasi-sages of the prehistoric three realms, who is this guy?Where did it come from?
"You two don't care who he is, wash it up quickly, and put it on the barbecue grill!" Xie Yun stood up and stretched, took a look at the purple jade gourd that was pregnant and bred in Drifting Monk's dantian, raised his hand and rolled it over.

How did the big brother's things get on the Drifting Monk?

Hey, there is something in the gourd.

"Huh, Goku?"

"Damn, second senior brother, have you been caught by this ugly thing?"

Sun Wukong rubbed the back of his head with a gloomy expression on his face, and explained: "This guy doesn't talk about the morals of the world, and he sneaked up on my grandson when he came up!"

"Don't explain, a gentleman's revenge is revenge, and I will give you a chance as a teacher, to beat Xiong Da and roast that guy."

Xiong Da took a brush to clean the ancient giant crocodile, then evenly spread a layer of chili sauce on it, and put it on the grill.

Zizizi!
The oil continued to drip, and the fragrance began to waft out.

"Master, how long will it take for this guy to be roasted?" Zhu Bajie was drooling, the last time he ate his own body, he felt a little nervous, this time he couldn't let it go no matter what.

The ancient giant crocodile on the grill shook slightly.

Drifting is already awake, but he dare not move!

"You foodie, look at the real fire of Samadhi as a teacher." Xie Yun picked up a handful of cumin, sprinkled it on the giant crocodile, and turned the fire in the barbecue grill into real fire of Samadhi.

Zizi!

There was a burnt smell.

Ow!

The ancient giant crocodile turned over, rolled and scrambled to rush into the quicksand river, wisps of blue smoke rose from his head, and he was extremely embarrassed.

"Outflank left and right, we can't let this guy run away." Xie Yun waved his hand, Monkey King, Zhu Bajie, Xiong Da and Liuhebei quickly blocked the seriously injured Drifting Monk.

"Fellow daoists, who am I? Where am I? Do you believe me when I pass by?" Drifting made a very stiff expression on his face.

"I believe you a ghost!" Sun Wukong said angrily: "Master, this guy is following the order of the Jade Emperor. If he wants to kill us, he must be killed first, and then his soul will be refined to interrogate us!"

Nima!

Even the soul will not be spared after being killed?

Drifting's face turned pale, looking at the coming stick, rake, whip, and monument!
He wanted to sacrifice his weapon, but found that the dantian was empty.

"Idiot, are you looking for this thing?" Xie Yun asked with a half-moon shovel in his hand.

What the hell!

Drifting's face turned from white to green, and he shouted: "Wait a minute, you grandsons, talk about the morals of the world, let's single out!"

"Hehe!" Xie Yun sneered.

"System, I will report the Drifting Monk for insulting me!"

"Ding, the reporting system is in the process of verification, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with thirty chaotic energy."

"Okay! My master said, why single-handedly fight when you can fight in groups? Do you single-handedly fight with us, or do we surround you?" Monkey King held up the golden cudgel and beat.

"You, Bi Mawen, are also the Demon King of the Lower Realm after all. You are a person with status and face..." Before Drifting could finish his sentence, Sun Wukong hit him on the head with a stick and sent him flying.

boom!
The Liuhe Monument was connected, and the Drifting Monk was knocked away again!

Snapped!
Xiong Da's whip was picked up, Drifting was helpless in the air.

After he was beaten violently in the air, Zhu Bajie's nine-toothed rake came again just as he was about to fall to the ground.

pitiful!

The Drifting Monk was beaten into his body, and Zhu Bajie was brought back, cleaned, tied up, and put on the grill again.

He is determined to have sex today.

"Etc., etc!"

(End of this chapter)