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Chapter 80 The Illiterate Monkey King
Chapter 80 The Illiterate Monkey King
"You three traitors, why are you standing there stupidly? Didn't you hear people ask who you are?" Xie Yun finished.
Monkey King, Zhu Bajie, and Drifting Monk who had been fooling around all this time shivered, stood in a row, and announced: "I am the Monkey King of Huaguoshan Water Curtain Cave, known as Monkey King!"
"The Great Sage Equaling Heaven Bi Mawen?" Mingyue exclaimed as she dropped the rag in her hand.
Sun Wukong: emmmmm
"I am Zhu Ganglu, Marshal of the Canopy, in charge of the [-] Tianhe Navy!" Zhu Bajie pushed Sun Wukong away, proudly.
"Hiss, that bastard who molested Chang'e and was cast down into the mortal world and reincarnated as a pig?" The rag in Qingfeng's hand fell to the ground.
He is a die-hard fan of Chang'e and knows more about this matter.
Zhu Bajie: emmmmm
"I am Sha Wujing, the great rolling shutter!" Drifting said proudly.
"I've never heard of it!" Qingfeng and Mingyue shook their heads together.
Drifting: emmmmm
spray!
Xiao Bailong carried Xie Yun forward, sneezed loudly, and said, "I am the third prince of the West Sea Dragon Palace, Xiao Bailong!"
"Daoist, your horse's name is good!" Qingfeng and Mingyue saw Monkey King, Zhu Bajie and Drifting with black lines on their faces, and wanted to hit someone, but they were discouraged, and quickly flattered Xie Yun and said.
Little White Dragon: emmmmm
The third prince of the Dragon Palace of the West Sea, who is serious about my father's scriptures, can you show some respect to you two blind people?
Xie Yun clutched his forehead, and originally wanted to let three apprentices out to take over the place, but he didn't expect to run into two professional saboteurs.
Hey, for things like pretending to be coercive, you have to do it yourself for the teacher.
These three useless apprentices!
"Master, are you?"
"I am the Immortal Emperor of the Heavenly Court and the Eight Desolations, the Inspector of the Heavenly Dao, the Disciple of the Dao Ancestor, the King of the Eight Desolations of the Tang Dynasty, and the Lord of Fengling!" Before Xie Yun finished talking about the titles, the two little Taoist boys couldn't hold back!
A few days ago, when Xie Yun was about to arrive at Wuzhuang Temple, Yuanshi Tianzun sent a brief post to Zhen Yuanzi, inviting all Wuzhuang Temples to go to Miluo Palace in Shangqingtian to discuss Taoism.
Although Zhen Yuanzi felt that something was wrong, he still took 46 apprentices of the Golden Immortal Stage to heaven.
There are only two Jue Xiao who have just ascended to immortality, Qingfeng and Mingyue are the housekeepers.
Before he left, he told him this: Disciple, in a few days there will be a man who learns Buddhist scriptures passing by us on a white horse with three disciples.
The two of you have to treat him well, the ginseng fruit in my backyard, give him two to eat.
As for his three apprentices, none of them are good people, especially one with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks. The most important thing is to guard against them and not let him see the ginseng fruit tree.
After Feng and Mingyue patted their chests to reassure, Immortal Zhenyuan ascended with confidence.
Look up!
The Buddhist scriptures didn't come, why did a group of big bosses come?
What should I do, do you want the master to come back to treat you urgently?
"You two, stop being busy. The poor Taoist is also a person who learns scriptures. Where is your master? Tell him to come down to meet the deity!" Xie Yun let go of the coercion of his quasi-sage.
Qingfeng and Mingyue trembled in fright, dropped the wooden barrel in their hands, and sat on the ground with their crotches wet.
Holy crap, quasi-sage?
The two of them immediately put away their contempt, and respectfully said: "Senior, my master has gone to heaven, before leaving, I told the two of us to treat you well, please come with me!"
"Hey, it's a pity that Zhenyuan is not at home? Did he deliberately avoid poverty?" Xie Yun muttered dissatisfied.
He really guessed right!
Zhen Yuanzi left, on the one hand, because Yuanshi Tianzun's invitation was not easy to evade, and on the other hand, Xie Yun's behavior on the way to learn the scriptures was too evil.
A group of people followed the second boy to the Taoist temple, and saw a pair of couplets hanging on the gate. The first couplet is: Immortal House of Immortality; the second couplet is the Taoist family with the same longevity as the sky.
"Master, Zhenyuanzi is even more bragging than Laojun. When I made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace and passed by Dudousita Palace, Laojun didn't dare to write like that on the door!" Sun Wukong said dissatisfied.
boom!
After Xie Yun kicked the monkey, he shook his head, ignorant!
In the world of earth and immortals, Zhen Yuanzi's fighting power is terrifying, only stronger than that of a saint, but not weaker.
When you made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace back then, it was because people didn't want to talk to you, otherwise, at the Pantao Conference, you would have been beaten to death on the spot.
"This monkey is used to looking at no one. Don't take offense, you two. Let's invite you to the house." Xie Yun was very masterful, and took the lead to enter the door.
Qingfeng and Mingyue looked confused and rushed to lead the way.
Entering the main hall, there are no statues of gods and immortals to enshrine, but a pair of colorful characters - heaven and earth!
"Master, why doesn't this temple enshrine the Three Purities, the Four Emperors, and the rulers of the heavens? Instead, there is a broken picture!" Sun Wukong asked puzzled.
"That's because none of them can afford the worship of their master." Qingfeng said proudly.
Mingyue took over the conversation and blew: "San Qing is a friend of the family teacher, Sidi is an old friend of the family teacher, Jiu Yao is the younger generation of the family teacher, and Yuan Chen is the guest of the family teacher."
"Hahahaha!" Sun Wukong clutched his stomach and collapsed on the ground laughing.
Leave you!
Xie Yun kicked the monkey on the ground out of Wuzhuang temple.
When this traitor was in the Heavenly Court, he was really at ease letting the Jade Emperor go, didn't he care about anything?
The top bosses in the prehistoric three realms, this guy only knows the Taoist ancestor and the six saints, he is illiterate!
"Junior Brother Zhen Yuanzi just doesn't go out much, and he doesn't have much sense of existence in Honghuang. After the emperor's journey to the west is over, I will definitely take him out for a stroll." Xie Yun said with a sigh.
He is a direct disciple of the Taoist ancestor, and Zhen Yuanzi and other great powers were only named disciples back then.
In terms of seniority, Xie Yun took a big advantage. He was half a generation taller than these powerful people, so he could lick his face and call himself the senior brother of these big shots.
Qingfeng and Mingyue looked outside the house. In the past, when someone said this in the fairy world, there must be five lightning strikes every day, but now there is no such thing!
Is this really the master's brother?
The two immediately put away any contempt and arrogance, and cupped their hands and said, "Master Uncle Wan'an, before our master left, he had ordered his disciples to meet him far away. I didn't expect my uncle to come so soon!"
"Master uncle, please sit down. I will make tea right now. Junior brother, let's pick two ginseng fruits to quench my uncle's thirst!" After Qingfeng finished speaking, he pulled Mingyue away.
After the two left the main hall, one took the gold striker and the other took the wooden plate, went to the backyard under the ginseng fruit tree, knocked down two ginseng fruits, and returned to the main hall.
"Uncle, my teacher said that Wuzhuang Temple is located in a remote place, and there is nothing good to eat. You should eat these two wild fruits to quench your thirst."
"Okay, bring it here! Xie Yun is not polite, took the ginseng fruit, and started to eat it.
The ginseng fruit tasted sweet, a bit like a mixture of apple and kirin fruit, and the taste was average, but after eating it, a chaotic aura appeared in the dantian out of thin air, and began to transform the innate aura in Xie Yun's body.
good stuff!
In the Three Realms, acquired aura is stronger than ordinary aura, innate aura is stronger than acquired aura, and the top one is chaotic aura.
Possessing chaotic aura, the aura is condensed, enough to leapfrog challenges.
Qingfeng and Mingyue stared at the greedy eyes and swallowed dryly. Why is this different from what the master said?
Why did the Buddhist pilgrim eat the ginseng fruit? Shouldn't he have declined and given it to us?
(End of this chapter)
"You three traitors, why are you standing there stupidly? Didn't you hear people ask who you are?" Xie Yun finished.
Monkey King, Zhu Bajie, and Drifting Monk who had been fooling around all this time shivered, stood in a row, and announced: "I am the Monkey King of Huaguoshan Water Curtain Cave, known as Monkey King!"
"The Great Sage Equaling Heaven Bi Mawen?" Mingyue exclaimed as she dropped the rag in her hand.
Sun Wukong: emmmmm
"I am Zhu Ganglu, Marshal of the Canopy, in charge of the [-] Tianhe Navy!" Zhu Bajie pushed Sun Wukong away, proudly.
"Hiss, that bastard who molested Chang'e and was cast down into the mortal world and reincarnated as a pig?" The rag in Qingfeng's hand fell to the ground.
He is a die-hard fan of Chang'e and knows more about this matter.
Zhu Bajie: emmmmm
"I am Sha Wujing, the great rolling shutter!" Drifting said proudly.
"I've never heard of it!" Qingfeng and Mingyue shook their heads together.
Drifting: emmmmm
spray!
Xiao Bailong carried Xie Yun forward, sneezed loudly, and said, "I am the third prince of the West Sea Dragon Palace, Xiao Bailong!"
"Daoist, your horse's name is good!" Qingfeng and Mingyue saw Monkey King, Zhu Bajie and Drifting with black lines on their faces, and wanted to hit someone, but they were discouraged, and quickly flattered Xie Yun and said.
Little White Dragon: emmmmm
The third prince of the Dragon Palace of the West Sea, who is serious about my father's scriptures, can you show some respect to you two blind people?
Xie Yun clutched his forehead, and originally wanted to let three apprentices out to take over the place, but he didn't expect to run into two professional saboteurs.
Hey, for things like pretending to be coercive, you have to do it yourself for the teacher.
These three useless apprentices!
"Master, are you?"
"I am the Immortal Emperor of the Heavenly Court and the Eight Desolations, the Inspector of the Heavenly Dao, the Disciple of the Dao Ancestor, the King of the Eight Desolations of the Tang Dynasty, and the Lord of Fengling!" Before Xie Yun finished talking about the titles, the two little Taoist boys couldn't hold back!
A few days ago, when Xie Yun was about to arrive at Wuzhuang Temple, Yuanshi Tianzun sent a brief post to Zhen Yuanzi, inviting all Wuzhuang Temples to go to Miluo Palace in Shangqingtian to discuss Taoism.
Although Zhen Yuanzi felt that something was wrong, he still took 46 apprentices of the Golden Immortal Stage to heaven.
There are only two Jue Xiao who have just ascended to immortality, Qingfeng and Mingyue are the housekeepers.
Before he left, he told him this: Disciple, in a few days there will be a man who learns Buddhist scriptures passing by us on a white horse with three disciples.
The two of you have to treat him well, the ginseng fruit in my backyard, give him two to eat.
As for his three apprentices, none of them are good people, especially one with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks. The most important thing is to guard against them and not let him see the ginseng fruit tree.
After Feng and Mingyue patted their chests to reassure, Immortal Zhenyuan ascended with confidence.
Look up!
The Buddhist scriptures didn't come, why did a group of big bosses come?
What should I do, do you want the master to come back to treat you urgently?
"You two, stop being busy. The poor Taoist is also a person who learns scriptures. Where is your master? Tell him to come down to meet the deity!" Xie Yun let go of the coercion of his quasi-sage.
Qingfeng and Mingyue trembled in fright, dropped the wooden barrel in their hands, and sat on the ground with their crotches wet.
Holy crap, quasi-sage?
The two of them immediately put away their contempt, and respectfully said: "Senior, my master has gone to heaven, before leaving, I told the two of us to treat you well, please come with me!"
"Hey, it's a pity that Zhenyuan is not at home? Did he deliberately avoid poverty?" Xie Yun muttered dissatisfied.
He really guessed right!
Zhen Yuanzi left, on the one hand, because Yuanshi Tianzun's invitation was not easy to evade, and on the other hand, Xie Yun's behavior on the way to learn the scriptures was too evil.
A group of people followed the second boy to the Taoist temple, and saw a pair of couplets hanging on the gate. The first couplet is: Immortal House of Immortality; the second couplet is the Taoist family with the same longevity as the sky.
"Master, Zhenyuanzi is even more bragging than Laojun. When I made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace and passed by Dudousita Palace, Laojun didn't dare to write like that on the door!" Sun Wukong said dissatisfied.
boom!
After Xie Yun kicked the monkey, he shook his head, ignorant!
In the world of earth and immortals, Zhen Yuanzi's fighting power is terrifying, only stronger than that of a saint, but not weaker.
When you made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace back then, it was because people didn't want to talk to you, otherwise, at the Pantao Conference, you would have been beaten to death on the spot.
"This monkey is used to looking at no one. Don't take offense, you two. Let's invite you to the house." Xie Yun was very masterful, and took the lead to enter the door.
Qingfeng and Mingyue looked confused and rushed to lead the way.
Entering the main hall, there are no statues of gods and immortals to enshrine, but a pair of colorful characters - heaven and earth!
"Master, why doesn't this temple enshrine the Three Purities, the Four Emperors, and the rulers of the heavens? Instead, there is a broken picture!" Sun Wukong asked puzzled.
"That's because none of them can afford the worship of their master." Qingfeng said proudly.
Mingyue took over the conversation and blew: "San Qing is a friend of the family teacher, Sidi is an old friend of the family teacher, Jiu Yao is the younger generation of the family teacher, and Yuan Chen is the guest of the family teacher."
"Hahahaha!" Sun Wukong clutched his stomach and collapsed on the ground laughing.
Leave you!
Xie Yun kicked the monkey on the ground out of Wuzhuang temple.
When this traitor was in the Heavenly Court, he was really at ease letting the Jade Emperor go, didn't he care about anything?
The top bosses in the prehistoric three realms, this guy only knows the Taoist ancestor and the six saints, he is illiterate!
"Junior Brother Zhen Yuanzi just doesn't go out much, and he doesn't have much sense of existence in Honghuang. After the emperor's journey to the west is over, I will definitely take him out for a stroll." Xie Yun said with a sigh.
He is a direct disciple of the Taoist ancestor, and Zhen Yuanzi and other great powers were only named disciples back then.
In terms of seniority, Xie Yun took a big advantage. He was half a generation taller than these powerful people, so he could lick his face and call himself the senior brother of these big shots.
Qingfeng and Mingyue looked outside the house. In the past, when someone said this in the fairy world, there must be five lightning strikes every day, but now there is no such thing!
Is this really the master's brother?
The two immediately put away any contempt and arrogance, and cupped their hands and said, "Master Uncle Wan'an, before our master left, he had ordered his disciples to meet him far away. I didn't expect my uncle to come so soon!"
"Master uncle, please sit down. I will make tea right now. Junior brother, let's pick two ginseng fruits to quench my uncle's thirst!" After Qingfeng finished speaking, he pulled Mingyue away.
After the two left the main hall, one took the gold striker and the other took the wooden plate, went to the backyard under the ginseng fruit tree, knocked down two ginseng fruits, and returned to the main hall.
"Uncle, my teacher said that Wuzhuang Temple is located in a remote place, and there is nothing good to eat. You should eat these two wild fruits to quench your thirst."
"Okay, bring it here! Xie Yun is not polite, took the ginseng fruit, and started to eat it.
The ginseng fruit tasted sweet, a bit like a mixture of apple and kirin fruit, and the taste was average, but after eating it, a chaotic aura appeared in the dantian out of thin air, and began to transform the innate aura in Xie Yun's body.
good stuff!
In the Three Realms, acquired aura is stronger than ordinary aura, innate aura is stronger than acquired aura, and the top one is chaotic aura.
Possessing chaotic aura, the aura is condensed, enough to leapfrog challenges.
Qingfeng and Mingyue stared at the greedy eyes and swallowed dryly. Why is this different from what the master said?
Why did the Buddhist pilgrim eat the ginseng fruit? Shouldn't he have declined and given it to us?
(End of this chapter)
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