Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 9 Master Uncle, I'm Heartbroken【Please recommend】

Chapter 9 Master Uncle, I'm Heartbroken【Please recommend】

In Zixiao Palace, when Xie Yun was frantically provoking the saint to his death, Guanyin was there, a person who could arm-wrestle with the big boss behind the Buddhist scene, after thinking for two seconds, Guanyin figured it out, and he couldn't afford it!

"Greetings to Uncle Master!" Guanyin saluted happily.

"Greetings to Master Uncle!" Mu Zha followed suit.

Although he has never been to Zixiao Palace or met Xie Yun, but Master's uncle must also be a boss, so be respectful, it must be true.

"Cough, get up." Xie Yun raised his hand and said without sadness or joy on his face.

Li Shimin was shocked: Taoist priest seems to be very powerful.

Li Mingda: Master is so handsome!

Fang Xuanling: Should I ask the Taoist priest to make a fortune teller for those two traitors in my family?
Du Ruhui: That day, I asked the Taoist priest to go home and have a look at Feng Shui.

Cheng Yaojin: Taoist priest, my daughter Cheng Yingying has been shy since she was a child.
Li Jing: Get lost, you old Cheng is not ashamed! ...

All the officials discussed in shock.

"Disciple, come here and call Senior Sister." Xie Yun stroked the back of Li Mingda's head and said to Guanyin Bodhisattva with a half smile, "This is the eldest disciple I just accepted."

"Hello Senior Sister!" Li Mingda called out sweetly.

She is still a little dizzy now, she never thought that she could also have a relationship with a god.

"Guanyin, your junior sister is not in good health. How much innate nectar water is left in your jade purification bottle? Give her two buckets to take a bath." Xie Yun looked at the suet jade-like jade purification bottle in Guanyin's hand.

If I remember correctly, the Congenital Manna Water in the bottle is a heaven-defying existence that can even save ginseng fruit trees, so there shouldn't be any problem in treating congenital heart disease.

"Uncle, I don't have so much nectar in my jade purification bottle!" Guanyin Bodhisattva grimaced.

The nectar in her jade purification bottle was the congenital spiritual liquid collected from the jade purification bottle when Pan Gu opened the sky. Its medicinal use is second only to the nine-turn gold elixir refined by the Taishang Laojun, and it is a grade stronger than flat peaches and ginseng fruits.

two barrels?

impossible!
"System, I report that Guanyin, as an elder, does not love children at all, and wants to watch the younger generation die in front of me."

"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with a magical upgrade card."

Xie Yun looked at the supernatural power upgrade card in his backpack and fell into a tangle.He knows a dozen supernatural powers, such as the true understanding of the way of the sword, the art of pulling the dog, the thunder in the palm, the universe in the sleeve, the pangu opening the sky, the clairvoyant eye, the law of heaven and earth...

They are all first-class supernatural powers, what should be upgraded?
Choose "Dog Pulling Technique"!
The supernatural power upgrade card disappeared, and the "Dog Handling Technique" was upgraded to "The Magic Art".

Using the sorcery technique, you can forcibly brush up two favorability points.

It's tasteless, Xie Yun regrets it, the monsters will be the targets of his reports along the way, and it's useless to gain favorability.

"Amitabha, little uncle, don't talk about it, I will give you the innate nectar, but for the matter of traveling to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures, I hope you will go there as a Buddhist." Avalokitesvara put his hands together and said.

Journey to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures is the fifth calamity after the Great War of Demons, the Great War of Three Clans, the Great War of Liches, and the Battle of Conferred Gods. Except for saints, no one can escape.

Xie Yun has become the protagonist, and unless he dies, learning scriptures is the mission he must complete.

"It's fine for me to learn Buddhist scriptures as a Buddhist, but you have to answer my three questions about Buddhist teachings first." Xie Yun said calmly.

"Uncle, please tell me." Guanyin Bodhisattva breathed a sigh of relief.

She has long been familiar with Buddhist teachings, let alone three, even thirty.

"Buddhism says: Put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha immediately. Why do I have to run a hundred and eight thousand miles and go through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships to become a Buddha?"

"System, I'm reporting that someone is going to deliberately retaliate against me on Journey to the West!" Xie Yun said angrily.

"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with three lightning strikes."

"I..." Guanyin Bodhisattva gasped, not knowing what to say.

Little uncle, in Zixiao Palace, you have offended the five saints to death. No matter who it is, they must want to slander you behind their backs now, but can you talk nonsense?

In the fairy world, Da Neng, who had been secretly paying attention to Chang'an, was shocked.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting the Supreme Lord, and rewarding the host with a trace of chaos."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting the Dragon King of the East China Sea, and rewarding the host with a trace of chaos."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting the Jade Emperor..."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting the King of Tota, Li Jing..."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting and attracting the saint..."

……

Dozens of successful reports made Xie Yun's back feel cold, what worries, what complaints, a group of gods who are full and have nothing to do, are they all here to fight against him?
Then he was ecstatic again, double ecstasy.

Do you all think of yourself as the inspector of heaven and become a vegetarian?I'm worried that I can't catch the handle, since everyone likes to make small moves, then report them all!

Ding!Congratulations to the host "Pangu Kaitian Jue" for being promoted to level four, and the current physical body is at the Da Luo Jinxian level.

"Pangu Kaitianjue", the top-level physical body cultivation supernatural power, needs the Qi of Chaos to practice, and the Qi of Chaos can only be obtained by reporting.

"The strength of my current physical body is comparable to the acquired magic weapon, right?" Xie Yun weighed the nine-ringed tin rod in his hand, and bent the nine-ringed tin rod forcefully with both hands.

"Hiss." Guanyin Bodhisattva gasped again.

Acquired magic weapon, extremely strong, was forcibly bent by someone!
"Little brother is a bit interesting."

"horrible!"

"Awesome, on the journey to the west, there is a good show to watch."

……

The great powers who were peeping in the dark exclaimed.

"Uncle, do you believe in destiny? I said that everything is predestined, do you believe it?" Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was silent for a long time, then sighed.

"Do you think I believe in fate? Forget it, I won't embarrass you, let me ask you again, is the essence of Buddhist teachings killing the chicken to get the egg?"

"What do you mean by Master Uncle?"

"Buddhism hopes that the people of the world will convert to Buddhism for the sake of the immediate merits. If all the people in the world enter Buddhism, who will plow the land, who will weave cloth, and who will inherit the family?"

"If Buddhism prevails, the world will perish." Xie Yun's voice was so loud that Guanyin's eyes turned black, and he didn't know how to answer.

"False reasoning, heresy." In Daxitian's secret room, Zhunti sage was furious, and how many years had he said, who would dare to question Buddhism like that?
"Junior brother, don't be impatient. What the little brother said has some truth." The sage took a cup of tea calmly and said, "The little brother is very good. If you dare to question him, I am very optimistic about him."

"Brother..." Zhunti was speechless.

Jieyin is still unable to get rid of the influence of the dog pulling technique, and speaks to Xie Yun wholeheartedly.

Uncomfortable, dignified saint, when did you suffer this grievance?
…………

Li Shimin was also shocked at the entrance of the Chang'an Imperial Palace, and said, the Taoist priest is indeed extraordinary!
From now on, those who become monks without permission from the government will be treated as refugees!If the common people become monks, is the country still the country?
Later, I will find Prime Minister Fang and Prime Minister Du to implement this decree this morning, Li Shimin secretly made up his mind.

"Buddhism only wishes to save all living beings and has no other intentions. Uncle Master, you have to go to Daxitian to ask the Buddha to get an accurate answer." Guanyin Bodhisattva said slowly.

"Leave this question alone for now, and you answer my third question." Xie Yun's eyes lit up. This question has troubled him for a long time, and now he can finally ask himself.

Guanyin Bodhisattva felt a bad premonition.

What kind of nonsense did the little uncle want to do again, what kind of tricky question did he ask.

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(End of this chapter)

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