Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 95 30 Pigs 【Ask for Monthly Pass】

After Sun Wukong forced Nezha back, he looked around and said, "I can't use my fists here, let's go to the top of the nearby hill to fight!"

Nezha pointed his spear at the blue sky slantingly, his brows were erected, and he said angrily, "I'm afraid you won't succeed, let's go!"

After all, one stepped on the Qiankun circle and the other stepped on the somersault cloud, flew to the hill, and fought into a ball again.

They fought from the top of the mountain to the back of the hill, and saw thick smoke billowing and sparks flying out.

"Master, Second Senior Brother won't be in danger, right?" Drifting asked worriedly.

"Fourth, don't worry about salty radishes, don't you smell a fragrance?" Zhu Bajie held Drifting and asked.

"What?"

"It's nothing, Bajie is hungry." Xie Yun saw through but didn't tell.

Sun Wukong and Nezha are roasting chicken and fighting wine behind the hill, feeling very uncomfortable.

The two are also considered friends. They haven't seen each other for more than 500 years, so they can only leave the battlefield in this way to reminisce about the old days.

"Report!"

Long Wei, who went to Baihuling to investigate, came back.

"How many bone demons are there? How strong is it? Have you captured any prisoners?" Li Jing asked three times in succession, leaving Long Wei in a daze.

"Back to the Marshal, let alone the bone demon, there is no bone scum!"

"No scum?" Li Jing was stunned.

Ge Laozi, the Jade Emperor cheated on me!What about the bone demon?
"System, I report that the Jade Emperor wants to kill me!"

"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with a collective forbidden spirit card."

"System, I will report Li Jing without knowing it!"

"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with a self-care card."

Collective Forbidden Spirit Card: Use it on all targets within a radius of [-] miles to seal the aura in their bodies. It is valid for one day and is only valid for targets below Daluo Jinxian.

Inability to take care of oneself card: valid for a single target, which can make them lose their ability to take care of themselves, including but not limited to incontinence, dementia, etc., valid for three years, and only valid for targets below Yasheng.

"Li Jing, what else do you have to explain?" Xie Yun asked.

"Uh, Immortal Emperor, listen to the little god's explanation, misunderstanding, all of this is a misunderstanding, when the little god returns to the Heavenly Court and asks His Majesty, he must give an explanation to the Immortal Emperor." Li Jing's cold sweat poured into his buttocks again, he wanted to scold his mother .

Such a big action, the target does not exist?The Jade Emperor is going to kill himself!

Xie Yun took out the collective forbidden spirit card, and said coldly: "No need, I want to go to the Heavenly Court and talk to the Jade Emperor in person."

ban!
There were a total of 30 people in the left and right middle army present, and they collectively lost their aura in an instant, leaving only more than 5000 generals of the Da Luo Jinxian level still fighting.

"Emperor Immortal, if you have something to say, how about letting him go first?" Li Jing pleaded.

"No!" Xie Yun directly refused, and threw out the Liuhe Monument.

boom! boom! boom!
Liuhe Monument was extremely fast, and before the remaining warriors had time to react, the back of their head suffered severe pain, their eyes went dark, and they passed out, including the coach Li Jing.

Universe in the sleeves!

After Xie Yun waved his sleeves and imprisoned more than 30 heavenly soldiers and generals, Sun Wukong and Nezha came back from camping, mouth full of oil, and belching alcohol.

"Fuck, where's my Heavenly Army?" Nezha opened his mouth wide, and the pointed gun in his hand fell to the ground.

"Heavenly Court wants to besiege and kill this emperor, but now they are all subdued. Third prince, do you want to resist?" Xie Yun asked.

Nezha: emmmmm
I had only left for an hour, and Immortal Emperor Ba Huang had to clean up the army of more than 30 by himself?
Even with 30 pigs, Immortal Emperor Bahuang would have to catch them for three days and three nights, right?

Pig teammates!

"Brother, why don't you resist?" Sun Wukong instantly distanced himself from Nezha, so as to avoid getting himself hurt when the master took care of Nezha.

"It's a ghost to resist. Those who know current affairs are heroes. Is it useful for me to resist?" Nezha rolled his eyes, and even tied himself up with Huntian Ling.

Xie Yun smiled, stretched his sleeves, and put Nezha in too.

"The Jade Emperor will never die, it's time to go to the Heavenly Court to give a warning."

"If the emperor doesn't show his power, do you think I'm the Monkey King Sun Wukong?"

"If I say tear down your Heavenly Court, then not even a single brick will be left for you!" Xie Yun muttered to himself

The Monkey King next to him is embarrassed, master, just say what you say, why compare me with you, what I said back then was all angry words!

"Master Dao, are you going to tear down the Heavenly Court?" Bone Demon asked in surprise.

As expected of this girl's dream lover, the shot is extraordinary.

"I have this idea!" Xie Yun nodded.

"Master, be more rational, our current strength is not enough to attack the Heavenly Court!" Zhu Bajie persuaded.

On the surface, Tianting is a cute mascot, but behind the scenes, the four emperors, five elders and five elders are all sub-sage-level masters, and there are countless quasi-sage Da Luo Jinxians.

"As a teacher, I have my own clever plan." Xie Yun said confidently.

System prompts kept ringing in his ears.

To be precise, it was the thousand-story pagoda that kept sending system notifications.

Emperor Jun favorability +1+1+1...

Eastern Emperor Taiyi Favorability +1+1+1...

Dijiang favorability +1+1+1...

Jumang favorability +1+1+1...

Zhu Rong favorability +1+1+1...

……

In the thousand-story Buddhist pagoda, the true spirits of the masters of the Liches and Demons are being brainwashed crazily, and their favorability increases at a rate of one point per minute. They soon became Xie Yun's diehard fans, with a favorability of +999.

"Wukong, you have been to the underworld, take me to the underworld with you today!"

"Master, why are you going to the underworld?" Sun Wukong swallowed dryly, a little scared.

After all, the master just said that he wanted to tear down the heavenly court, and now he is going to the hell, is he going to make a big fuss in the hell?
Isn't this a copy of my old grandson getting into trouble?

"Go to the land of the Six Paths of Reincarnation as a teacher, pay a visit to Empress Houtu, and give her a big gift." Xie Yun looked at the thousand-story pagoda and said with a smile.

"Oh, as long as you don't bother King Yan Luo." Monkey King stomped his foot on the ground and stepped out of the land.

After he asked about the nearest ghost gate, he knew the way, and led everyone to the ghost gate.

It was the afternoon, and the gate of ghosts was closed tightly.

"Stop, the gate of ghosts never allows living people to pass through, you short-sighted guys leave quickly." Two ghost guards standing guard held mourning sticks and stopped Xie Yun.

Snapped!
After Xie Yun sent the ghost messenger flying with a slap, he raised his foot and kicked the ghost door open.

"Come on! Hurry up and tell the two adults, Black and White Wuchang, that a Taoist has forcibly broken into the gate of hell!" The two ghost messengers shouted at the gate of ghost gate.

Boom!
Xie Yun flung his immortal emperor badge to the city tower, and the ghost guards guarding the gate of ghosts were dumbfounded. The newly-emerged Emperor of Heaven and Eight Desolations actually came to the underworld.

A little flustered!
"You two, keep your eyes bright. Dare I say that my master has no eyes. Believe it or not, my old grandson beat you to death?" Sun Wukong frightened two ghost messengers blocking the way with a golden cudgel.

"Great Sage, why didn't the Immortal Emperor come to give notice in advance, I'll wait ten miles to meet you when the switch is ready!" The two ghosts who had been unlucky for eight lifetimes were about to cry.

　Monthly ticket, recommended vote for one vote, go shopping for groceries today, just two more.

　　The third shift will start tomorrow, at six o'clock in the afternoon, see you soon.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)