Tortoise of the Great Desolation

Chapter 223 Big Brother Eats Ice Cream.jpg
Beiju Luzhou.

In the north of Beixuan City, there is an inconspicuous small courtyard.

There is a pond in the small courtyard, and there is a big turtle in the pond.

A little girl is squatting by a pond, holding a gourd in her hand.

Looking at the big turtle in the water, the little girl said blankly, "Open your mouth."

Hearing the sound, the turtle stuck its head out of the water, stretched it out in front of the little girl, and opened its mouth.

The little girl took out a pill from the gourd in her hand and threw it into the big turtle's mouth.

Watching the big turtle swallow the pill, the little girl asked, "How do you feel?"

There was a flash of human thought in the eyes of the big tortoise, and finally said: "It has increased mana for about ten years, and there is no side effect."

"Hmm." The little girl murmured thoughtfully, took out a small notebook, wrote something on it, and then took out a pill: "Continue."

Seeing this, a look of helplessness flashed in the big tortoise's eyes, but he still opened his mouth obediently.

Who is this you ask?
Do you still need to ask?

The little girl squatting by the pond is none other than Shen Gui, the only quasi-sage in Beiju Luzhou. back.

As for what they are doing, of course they are testing medicine.

Of course, if you want to ask Shen Gui, the majestic Beiming Yaojun, the real master of Beiju Luzhou, how he has fallen to such a state, Shen Gui can only say that he is crying!
In other words, after he returned to Beiju Luzhou from Nuwa, Yaoyue helped him deal with the affairs anyway, so he had nothing to do except sleep (crossed out) and practice all day long to tease little Youmo. Molesting and molesting Shangyang.

So, for quite a long period of time, Shen Gui's little life was indeed very nourishing.

But, as the saying goes, if you are full and warm, you will think about it, it is not right, it is the secretary who has something to do. Uh, it is not right.

Anyway, Shen Gui had a very leisurely time during that time, but you also know that this turtle can be salty, but not too idle, as soon as he is free, he always likes to brag.

During that time, Shen Gui was too busy, so he was bragging all day long.

Then one day, Shen Gui started bragging again.

He said that I cast my body with the mysterious and yellow energy, and all dharmas will not invade and be indestructible. No poison, curse, or evil methods will work on me.

Xiao Youmo just heard it.

Xiao Youmo, who is usually in a daze, suddenly had an idea this time.

Do not invade?

Isn't this an excellent test piece?

In other words, she was worried that no one would help to test the efficacy of a new pill every time she researched it.

And a new kind of elixir, if you don't know the efficacy, side effects and other things, you can't take it casually, otherwise what if you die from poison?
Of course, if you have reached the level of the sanctified Lao Tzu in alchemy and medicine, you will know these things at a glance, but Xiao Youmo obviously hasn't reached that level yet.

So, Xiao Youmo said, aren't you invulnerable?

Come on, take a pill, be good~~~
Then Shen Gui became Xiao Youmo's pill tester.

Every time a new elixir was researched, or a certain elixir was improved, Xiao Youmo would come back to Shen Gui to try the efficacy.

The problem is, it's nothing more than to test the efficacy of the medicine, but because of Shen Gui's special constitution, all the negative effects in the elixir are ineffective for him, so every time Xiao Youmo asks him to suppress the mysterious and yellow energy of heaven and earth. The non-invasive property allows the negative effects of the elixir to be revealed, because only in this way can one test whether the elixir has side effects or toxicity, and only after the properties of the elixir are fully revealed, Xiao Youmo will let Shen Gui use the power of his body Ability to resolve side effects of elixir.

Shen Gui still remembers that once after taking a pill, although his mana increased for 60 years, his whole body turned green.
Another time, he tried a detoxification elixir, but it turned out to have the side effect of a laxative
The most pitiful thing is that it’s fine if you just try the elixirs that increase your cultivation, but if you want to test the elixirs such as detoxification or healing elixirs, he has to take the poison first or chop himself twice. knife
Who can stand this!

So he specially found such a remote place to hide.

Dig a pond, change back to the original shape, lie down in the water, and say ten thousand times in your heart that you can't find me.
But he was found by Xiao Youmo
(Yaoyue: I'm so busy all day long that you don't even want to help me. Now I finally have something to do and you still want to hide? It doesn't exist! Beiju Luzhou, everything is under my control!)

Swallowing another elixir, Shen Gui said when will this day be the end!
But if he wants to run away, he can't bear the ice cream
That's right, for Shen Gui now, the only consolation is probably Xiao Youmo's ice cream.

Probably because Shen Gui helped her test the medicine, Xiao Youmo's favorability towards Shen Gui has been increasing during this time, and even though he doesn't want to admit it, Xiao Youmo still knows clearly that Shen Gui is her former friend. The admired Master Xuanzun is the real one, so a considerable part of the favorability has been transferred to Shen Gui.

With the superposition of the two phases, Xiao Youmo, whose favorability has soared, has unlocked many new poses.

For example, touching the head to kill is permanently unlocked.

For example, the massage function is unlocked.

Another example is taking off your shoes and standing on top of Shen Gui and stepping on him.
Um, is this it?
Although he didn't know why Shen Gui asked her to do this, but because of the increase in favorability, Xiao Youmo did it anyway, as a reward for Shen Gui's helping her test the medicine.

By the way, You Mo's little loli's ice cream is trampled on her body, and Shen Gui, who was a dead house in her previous life, said that she couldn't stand it at all~~~
Therefore, although the days of trying the medicine were very painful, Shen Gui, who was in pain but also happy, has been deeply involved in the entanglement of inseparability, and he has not made up his mind until now.

(PS: No one will ask me what is ice cream, right? Please eat ice cream. jpg.)
In endless entanglement, Shen Gui ended today's drug test.

Fortunately, there are no side effects in today's pills.

Xiao Youmo took off his shoes and ran on Shen Gui's tortoise shell for two laps, then went back to continue researching the elixir.

Watching Xiao Youmo leave the yard, Shen Gui suddenly felt that if there were not so many bad side effects, this job would be pretty good.

"Yo, our Yaojun seems to be having a good time recently."

Shen Gui followed the sound and saw a woman in colorful clothes standing in a corner of the courtyard leaning against the wall, looking at him with contempt.

Needless to say, it is Shangyang.

Shen Gui pouted.

For a long time, Shang Yang has always ridiculed him, and he often teased Shang Yang, so now the two are basically immune to each other.

After glancing at Shang Yang, Shen Gui said indifferently, "Is there something wrong?"

PS: After reading the previous explanation, I still don’t understand what ice cream is. Here I can only say it directly. It is actually white silk feet.Don't ask me why Honghuang has white silk~~~
(End of this chapter)