Nine uncle's refining tool is also invincible

Chapter 292
Inside the lake cave
The terrain here is very strange, just blocking the lake water outside, forming a huge natural space, this kind of terrain should not be able to break into this place.

But the strange thing is that the whole space is full of joyful atmosphere, bright red lanterns, red gauze ceiling, stone tables and chairs, and pale red-clothed paper figurines shuttle back and forth among them, serving wine and food to each table.

It's just that these dishes are completely beyond the imagination of ordinary people. The unknown green and black meat, exuding a rotten smell, is covered with maggots, and sometimes a few fingers can be seen, which looks disgusting and hard to swallow.

But those guests not only didn't dislike it, but rushed to grab food one by one, as if they hadn't eaten for a long time.Another paper man bouncingly brought up a plate of joss sticks, and sent them to a table of guests with phantom figures. They lay down in front of the burning joss sticks, took a deep breath, and the curl of smoke drifted into their mouths. The ghost guest suddenly showed a satisfied expression.

This kind of scene can be seen everywhere in this banquet. These guests are either ugly, ferocious, or feminine, but none of them look like normal people.

These abnormal banquet guests gathered together in twos and threes, chattering about something, sometimes wailing and laughing, and sometimes conflicting, there was no etiquette or morality here.

There was a burly guy with a green face and long fangs, even when he was unhappy, he reached out and grabbed a paper boy, stuffed it into his mouth, and swallowed it in the blink of an eye. The spectators clapped and applauded.

I think most of you can’t understand what they said, so I’ll use the author’s direct transliteration to make it easier to understand:
"Hey, it's rare for Empress Feihua to marry her husband for the [-]th time, so maybe she can have a good meal again."

"Idiots just know how to eat. Wouldn't it be nice to inhale more yang energy later? The empress picks all good products, and any dew point is enough for us to eat." A ghost couldn't help swallowing while talking.

"Hey, if you want me to say that the meat is still fresh, even if it has just died, the meat is tender and smooth, very refreshing."

"I really like to see that gentleman, after seeing us, the frightened look, the last one was so scared that he was shitting and peeing, it's so interesting."

There was another eerie laugh in the cave. This kind of scary dialogue is everywhere. All the evil things become more and more excited as they talk, and those with shallow knowledge have begun to show their true colors. Anyway, they are very scary. If you can’t talk, you will be killed. harmonious.

While the evil thing was eating and chatting, four maids with light skirts and tulle and graceful figures walked out from the depths of the cave. Come down, no matter how fierce the evil things are, they dare not look at them, as if these girls are some kind of scourge.

However, what is even more frightening is that the faces of those maidservants are like a piece of white paper without facial features, with blush on their cheeks, how terrifying it is.

Fortunately, none of the people here are good cakes, so don't scare anyone at fifty steps and laugh at one hundred steps, so they are not afraid. The appearance of the maid, what really scares them is the person behind the maid.

Sure enough, when everyone was quiet, one of the faceless maids nodded in satisfaction, don't ask how to see the expression without five senses, just guess if you ask.

"I invite Empress Feihua to the banquet!" The servant girl's sharp voice sounded in the cave. Here, look at the top benefactors.

The sound of light footsteps approached, and with the light hitting the ground, a pair of bright red three-inch golden lotus appeared in the eyes of all the monsters, and then a strange-looking bride walked gracefully into the wedding banquet.

The appearance of this bride is really difficult to describe. According to the normal script, she should be a classical and elegant lady. There is a heart-stirring and poignant story, and there is a vicious villain who makes her a vengeful ghost.

But in fact, this flying lady, although her movements are elegant, her appearance is not flattering. She is short in height and has a ball-like figure, supported by two small feet. needle.

With a phoenix crown and Xiapei on top of her head, her makeup is very gorgeous, but it is hard to hide her pale face. Layers of skin are drooping, and she looks like a Shar Pei wearing clothes. What kind of lady is this, she is an ugly and unkind face old woman.

This ugly flower, no, it's Empress Feihua, but she doesn't know how ugly she is, imitating the manners of a noble lady, sitting gracefully on the front table, then looking around dignifiedly, raised her wrist lightly and waved her hand and said.

"Welcome fellow practitioners, come to my 100th wedding. Hey, by the way, how many weddings are there?" Fei Hua was deep in thought as she spoke, as if she was thinking about a very important issue.

"Feihua Empress is so beautiful today!" "It's Feihua Empress, don't think about such useless things on the day of great joy."

When all the banquet guests saw the empress lost in thought, their faces turned pale with fright, and they didn't know who started it. There was a loud sound of flattery from everyone, and they all racked their brains to offer the most disgusting compliments. This empress is not flattering, but none of these chic little things are human, so there are waves of praises for the empress.

However, after complimenting Empress Feihua, her eyes widened and her body instantly inflated, inflated more than ten times, and opened her huge mouth to swallow a ghost that was closest to it. All the uneducated are dead.

Empress Feihua burped in satisfaction, and returned to her original size. At this time, the other banquet guests breathed a sigh of relief, secretly rejoicing that this year was relatively lucky, and they were satisfied just by swallowing one, and they could hold out a little more. Year.

"Thanks to that bastard, Evil Infant, who sent a servant to inform me that this year I got the body of a monk. When I get married, I can leave some soup for you to taste." After satisfying her appetite, Empress Feihua couldn't help feeling better. With a hoarse voice, he slowly said to the monsters.

Gudong~!

Those evil creatures couldn't help swallowing when they heard that there was monk meat to eat, and they missed the taste. They haven't eaten this kind of meat for many years. Even if it's been more than 100 years, they have participated in countless weddings of Empress Feihua , but such opportunities are rare.

Crash!Just when all the monsters were full of anticipation, water splashed in the pool at the entrance of the cave, and a group of bright red send-off teams flew out from it, it was the one who picked up Hua Chenfan.

"Ma'am, I brought people here. They are a man and a woman. They are young and tender, and they smell good." The paper figurine Gui Lao, the leader of the team, hurriedly rushed in front of Fei Hua and smiled obsequiously.

"Oh, that brat didn't say whether he was a man or a woman. He just gave me a yin qi marker and told me to send someone to search for him. I didn't expect there to be a woman. That's why it's time for a flying playboy to marry a wife this year." gone."

Niang Feihua said that her whole body was covered by a black mist, and she saw that black mist, as if being stretched by an invisible big hand, became more and more slender until it became more than two meters high and the black mist dissipated. But gentlemen who are as thin as hemp sticks appear.

This is Flying Playboy. Although the name is resounding and makes people think about it, but the actual appearance is really hard to swallow

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