The best milk dad, Xiaoyao Emperor

Chapter 83 Laojun, You Bastard

"Ye Xiaoyao?!" Ye Xiaoyao just hung up the phone and was about to get in the car when a voice interrupted his movements.

Turning around, a man walked over with a woman in his arms.

Looking at the short, dark and ugly man in front of him, Ye Xiaoyao was a little puzzled, his impression of this man was very vague, and he could hardly remember who this man was.

"I'm Zeng Xiaoyi! Don't you know me?" Zeng Xiaoyi came up and thumped Ye Xiaoyao's chest.

It was him!

Ye Xiaoyao suddenly realized that this was one of the group of people who used to laugh at Ye Xiaoyao's dick in the dormitory next door when he was in college.

"You, what's the matter?" Ye Xiaoyao gave Zeng Xiaoyi a cold look. For such an ant, Ye Xiaoyao had no interest in communicating with him at all.

"Hey, how are you? This is my girlfriend!" Zeng Xiaoyi hugged the woman in her arms like showing off.

Seeing this, Ye Xiaoyao couldn't help but sneered: "For the sake of being classmates, I advise you, don't take the bus anymore!"

After finishing speaking, Ye Xiaoyao got into the car and left.

bus?What's the meaning?
Regarding Ye Xiaoyao's words, Zeng Xiaoyi was in a daze, not knowing what it meant.However, the woman in his arms was shocked, as if some secret had been revealed.

However, when she turned her head to look at Zeng Xiaoyi, she found that Zeng Xiaoyi didn't seem to know, so she felt relieved: "Husband, don't pay attention to such stupid words, he must say that grapes are sour if he can't eat grapes!"

"That's right, he can only be the life of a driver in this life!" Zeng Xiaoyi smiled disdainfully, subconsciously, he didn't think that this car belonged to Ye Xiaoyao!
Instead, Zeng Xiaoyi smirked and touched the woman's chest: "What do you two grapes taste like?"

The woman pretended to be shy: "Husband, you are bad!"

"Hahaha!" Zeng Xiaoyi laughed loudly, the little suffocation just now completely disappeared.

Zhao Ying wasn't at home, and Ye Xiaoyao didn't go home at all. After all, it's too boring for Ye Xiaoyao to stay alone in such a big villa.

Before, he could coax the little guy, but now even the little guy has gone to kindergarten, now Ziye Xiaoyao doesn't know what to do!

Driving the car, Ye Xiaoyao turned round and round on the elevated highway aimlessly.

"It's better not to go around here!" Ye Xiaoyao smiled wryly and shook his head. He had already turned around ten times. If he didn't go on, Ye Xiaoyao wondered if it would be on the news the next day, and he was ridiculed as "Central [-]th". Saburo".

"Duang~"

"Duang~"

……

Just after Ye Xiaoyao got off the elevated road, there was a series of noises coming from behind him. Right on the elevated road, a series of collisions happened for some unknown reason!

Ye Xiaoyao didn't have the time to pay attention to these matters. The police will take care of these matters.

After returning home, Ye Xiaoyao still decided to ask the Taishang Laojun now if he had anything to ask him.

In a blink of an eye, Ye Xiaoyao appeared in the Immortal Realm, Tushita Palace.

"Who?" Taishang Laojun was very vigilant, and when Ye Xiaoyao arrived, he discovered it immediately.

"Old gentleman, what do you want from me?" Ye Xiaoyao is the maker of the rules of the three realms. He is not bound by the three realms, so he can freely travel among the three realms.

"Emperor!" Seeing that it was Ye Xiaoyao, Taishang Laojun hurriedly bowed, "I have seen the Emperor!"

"Okay, no courtesy!" Ye Xiaoyao waved his hand, "Listen to my little boy, you want to find me?"

"That's right, this matter..." Taishang Laojun became popular with his sophistication, as if it was something unspeakable.

"Is it about your illegitimate child?" Ye Xiaoyao asked.

"Ahem... yes, yes!" Taishang Laojun was very embarrassed, after all, this is not something glorious.

"Tell me, what do you want?" Ye Xiaoyao asked.

"Of course I want to find it and bring it back to the Heavenly Court!" said the Heavenly Lord, "I owe their mother and child too much."

"Then what, you don't mean Red Boy, do you?" Ye Xiaoyao asked with some uncertainty.

"Ah?" Taishang Laojun was taken aback, "Great Emperor, this...you also know?"

"It doesn't seem like a secret, does it? Is that stupid cow still kept in the dark?" Ye Xiaoyao said, "You should be able to tell just because of your three flavors, right?"

"Ahem..." Taishang Laojun coughed twice, and then said, "Yes, yes."

"Isn't the red boy at Guanyin's place? What are you worried about?" Ye Xiaoyao asked puzzled.

Hearing this, Taishang Laojun blushed: "I'm not talking about the red boy."

"Old man, you are quite flamboyant!" Ye Xiaoyao said with a smirk.

"Cough cough...cough cough..." Taishang Laojun coughed softly repeatedly, "Great Emperor, stop making fun of me."

"Okay, tell me the details." Ye Xiaoyao shrugged his shoulders and didn't continue to tease.

"It's like this. My child should be around 20 years old. He has also mastered Sanwei Zhenhuo. However, I don't know where he is. I only know that he is now in the human world. Therefore, please pay attention to the emperor. It's a disaster for the world, and please ask the emperor to take action to suppress it." Taishang Laojun said.

"Well, since he is your illegitimate child, as long as he doesn't do too much, I won't bother with him." Ye Xiaoyao nodded, "Don't worry, I will contact you if there is any news!"

"Wait a minute, my lord!" At this moment, Taishang Laojun stopped Ye Xiaoyao.

"What?" Ye Xiaoyao was puzzled, and looked at the Supreme Lord suspiciously.

"It's like this, the old man invented a mobile phone that can communicate with the human world and the fairy world. If the emperor does not dislike it, the old man will help the emperor upgrade the phone, and then pull the emperor into our group.

"This... alright!" Ye Xiaoyao agreed as he was idle and bored.

After taking out the phone, Taishang Laojun picked it up, and then a celestial energy hit the phone, and the phone immediately shone brightly. After a while, the upgrade was completed.

Ye Xiaoyao opened the V letter, and Taishang Laojun directly pulled him into the V letter group.

"Great Emperor, the nameless person here is a mortal. Through observation, the old man found that his mind is a bit wrong." Taishang Laojun said.

"Well, I see!" Ye Xiaoyao nodded, and then prepared to leave.

However, before he left, he heard Taishang Laojun's wretched laughter: "I wish the emperor good luck!"

Wish me luck?What does it mean?
After returning to his home in the human world, Ye Xiaoyao was a little confused and didn't understand the meaning of Taishang Laojun's words.

However, when he looked at the V letter group chat on his phone again, Dang even understood what Taishang Laojun meant.

"Old gentleman! You bastard, how dare you trick me!" Ye Xiaoyao couldn't help cursing secretly.

"Ah Choo!" Taishang Laojun, who was far away in Tushita Palace, couldn't help but sneezed, but there was still a wretched smile on his mouth.

(End of this chapter)