my share eldest
Chapter 70
Chapter 70 Trendy Snacks
Tang Ming smiled lightly and stood aside without explaining. Anyway, it was all caused by you, the female thief, so you can solve it yourself.
It is estimated that this chick is cowardly, afraid of going to the police station and being kidnapped.
"We were just kidding."
The girl was anxious, and after thinking for a while, she explained: "It's actually like this. I fell in love with him. In order to get close to him, I made such a joke. Sister Jinghua, don't be angry, I know I'm too willful."
"What? Really?"
Lin Xue looked at the girl's face and asked in disbelief. If Tang Ming could make people fall in love with him at a glance, she wouldn't believe it even if he committed such a crazy behavior, but now the person insisted that it was just a joke. What else can I say?
There is a common saying: People do not raise officials but do not investigate.Also applies to the present.
"Sister Jinghua, I'm not lying to you, I'm really joking."
The girl smiled apologetically, with a little embarrassment.
Lin Xue thought about it, and although she didn't know what method Tang Ming used to keep the girl from being held accountable, she must be Tang Ming's fault.
"Okay, you can go. If he pesters you again in the future, remember to call the police at any time."
Lin Xue glanced at Tang Ming, then told the girl.
"kindness."
The girl nodded gratefully and left quickly.
Tang Ming saw that he was all right, so he couldn't help turning around and leaving, but Lin Xue called him to stop: "Tang Ming, you stay."
"why?"
Tang Ming turned his head to look at Lin Xue, knowing that the female policeman always had trouble with him, but he didn't expect that the female thief could leave now, and he would be left behind.
"I suspect that you have a problem, I need to search."
Lin Xue looked Tang Ming up and down with a half-smile, "I hope you cooperate."
"Cooperate with what, I think you are deliberately troubling me."
Tang Ming pursed his lips and said, "You can be where I am. How could I be so unlucky to meet you, and if you don't see me, just treat me like a bad guy and deliberately find fault, okay?"
"You didn't do anything bad, why are you afraid of me?"
Lin Xue sneered: "Stop talking nonsense, we need to check, what are you carrying?"
"I just bought something, you also want to ask?"
Tang Ming said angrily.
Lin Xue grabbed the plastic bag from his hand, opened it, and saw that it was full of scorpions, centipedes, and looking at such disgusting things, she frowned and said, "Why are you buying so many poisons? You want to hurt people." ?”
Tang Ming curled his lips and said angrily:
"Say you are ignorant, you really are ignorant, have you never been to the snack street? I wonder if fried centipede and fried scorpion skewers are the most popular there?"
"Fried centipede and scorpion? How do I think you are poison?"
Lin Xue looked suspicious.
"It's simply ignorant. I'm a trendy snack, but you haven't eaten it."
As Tang Ming said, he stretched out his hand and squeezed out a dried centipede, threw it into his mouth, and chewed it very crisply: "Not bad, it tastes like chicken, crunchy."
Lin Xue has been courageous since she was a child, and she dared to do things that others dared not do. She was completely boyish, otherwise she wouldn't have escaped from the superior environment of her family and had to run out to become a dangerous profession like a policeman.
Although she saw Tang Ming eating a dried centipede, she was shocked, but when she thought about it, she was more suspicious.
"Is it made of flour?"
Lin Xue thought of this possibility in her mind, but when she thought about it, it was too realistic, right?It looks flawless.
"It doesn't matter, this kid can eat it, so why should I be afraid, I'll know if it's true or not after a taste."
With sharp eyes and quick hands, Lin Xue directly took out half a dried centipede from the bag, threw it into his mouth, chewed it a few times, and then swallowed it.
"Damn it, this chick is too tough."
Tang Ming never thought that Lin Xue would learn to eat dried centipedes by himself. This thing has not been treated before, and it is very poisonous. He was shocked immediately.
While Lin Xue was still savoring the smell of the dried centipede, Tang Ming practiced secretly and pushed her shoulders with both hands, very fast, his fingers quickly passed over several acupuncture points on her abdomen, and with a light touch secretly, even Lin Xue Snow didn't even notice.
Lin Xue was pushed a few steps away, almost lost her footing and fell to the ground, just about to lose her temper.
But Tang Ming rushed to shout: "Do you know how expensive my stuff is? You still eat my stuff, are you still a policeman? Don't ask what it is?"
Lin Xue's face turned red, she just tasted half of it just out of curiosity, she didn't expect this guy to be so popular and too stingy.
"Hmph, I'm too lazy to care about you!"
Lin Xue turned around angrily, then took the other two members of the patrol brigade into the car and left.
After watching her leave, Tang Ming breathed a sigh of relief. He was frightened just now. Fortunately, he secretly sealed a few acupuncture points for Lin Xue, preventing the poison from spreading from his abdomen, otherwise.
This policewoman is estimated to have to go to the hospital for emergency treatment at night. Now, he may have to go to the toilet a few more times to pull out all the poison.
If he could massage the acupoints a few more times, Lin Xue would definitely not have any problems, but if he touched her body for a while, it might arouse suspicion. .
"Hehe, she deserves to be unlucky, who told her to steal it by herself? Wait for a while and have diarrhea."
Tang Ming smirked, then turned around and prepared to go back to the villa.
In the patrol car, Lin Xue was sitting in the co-pilot's seat. Suddenly, she had an ugly expression and her stomach gurgled.
"Are you OK?"
The policeman who was driving found something was wrong and asked.
Lin Xue covered her stomach, blushed, and said embarrassingly: "Stop in the public toilet in front, I seem to have eaten something bad."
The patrol car soon drove to the public toilet. Lin Xue clutched her stomach and held a pack of papers. Regardless of the embarrassment, she rushed into the toilet.
Tang Ming was planning to go back to the villa with a large bag of poison. The main road of Herb Street is very long, and because there are many pedestrians, taxis don't come in, so he can only take a taxi at the entrance of the street.
Tang Ming didn't take a few steps on the road when he found someone following him. This trick was exactly the same as that of the female thief before, and he didn't need to think about it to know that this female thief was still determined and stuck to her again.
But now Tang Ming is not in the mood to play around with this female thief, he has to go back to the villa to practice, there are many things to do.
He turned around, looked behind the empty space, and said with a sneer, "Don't hide, come out."
After shouting, but there was no movement, Tang Ming couldn't help snorting: "If you really don't come out, then don't blame me for doing it."
Seeing that it didn't work, Tang Ming walked towards the trash can, kicked it, and immediately exclaimed "Oops".
Seeing the female thief jumping away from the trash bin quickly, almost being splashed all over by the trash, she stared at Tang Ming angrily, as if she wanted to stew him to eat.
"Why are you still following me?"
Tang Ming asked: "You don't want to come and steal it back, do you?"
"Can I have some of my money back?"
The female thief knew how powerful Tang Ming was, and she couldn't get anything out of him at all, so she could only resort to making peace.
(End of this chapter)
Tang Ming smiled lightly and stood aside without explaining. Anyway, it was all caused by you, the female thief, so you can solve it yourself.
It is estimated that this chick is cowardly, afraid of going to the police station and being kidnapped.
"We were just kidding."
The girl was anxious, and after thinking for a while, she explained: "It's actually like this. I fell in love with him. In order to get close to him, I made such a joke. Sister Jinghua, don't be angry, I know I'm too willful."
"What? Really?"
Lin Xue looked at the girl's face and asked in disbelief. If Tang Ming could make people fall in love with him at a glance, she wouldn't believe it even if he committed such a crazy behavior, but now the person insisted that it was just a joke. What else can I say?
There is a common saying: People do not raise officials but do not investigate.Also applies to the present.
"Sister Jinghua, I'm not lying to you, I'm really joking."
The girl smiled apologetically, with a little embarrassment.
Lin Xue thought about it, and although she didn't know what method Tang Ming used to keep the girl from being held accountable, she must be Tang Ming's fault.
"Okay, you can go. If he pesters you again in the future, remember to call the police at any time."
Lin Xue glanced at Tang Ming, then told the girl.
"kindness."
The girl nodded gratefully and left quickly.
Tang Ming saw that he was all right, so he couldn't help turning around and leaving, but Lin Xue called him to stop: "Tang Ming, you stay."
"why?"
Tang Ming turned his head to look at Lin Xue, knowing that the female policeman always had trouble with him, but he didn't expect that the female thief could leave now, and he would be left behind.
"I suspect that you have a problem, I need to search."
Lin Xue looked Tang Ming up and down with a half-smile, "I hope you cooperate."
"Cooperate with what, I think you are deliberately troubling me."
Tang Ming pursed his lips and said, "You can be where I am. How could I be so unlucky to meet you, and if you don't see me, just treat me like a bad guy and deliberately find fault, okay?"
"You didn't do anything bad, why are you afraid of me?"
Lin Xue sneered: "Stop talking nonsense, we need to check, what are you carrying?"
"I just bought something, you also want to ask?"
Tang Ming said angrily.
Lin Xue grabbed the plastic bag from his hand, opened it, and saw that it was full of scorpions, centipedes, and looking at such disgusting things, she frowned and said, "Why are you buying so many poisons? You want to hurt people." ?”
Tang Ming curled his lips and said angrily:
"Say you are ignorant, you really are ignorant, have you never been to the snack street? I wonder if fried centipede and fried scorpion skewers are the most popular there?"
"Fried centipede and scorpion? How do I think you are poison?"
Lin Xue looked suspicious.
"It's simply ignorant. I'm a trendy snack, but you haven't eaten it."
As Tang Ming said, he stretched out his hand and squeezed out a dried centipede, threw it into his mouth, and chewed it very crisply: "Not bad, it tastes like chicken, crunchy."
Lin Xue has been courageous since she was a child, and she dared to do things that others dared not do. She was completely boyish, otherwise she wouldn't have escaped from the superior environment of her family and had to run out to become a dangerous profession like a policeman.
Although she saw Tang Ming eating a dried centipede, she was shocked, but when she thought about it, she was more suspicious.
"Is it made of flour?"
Lin Xue thought of this possibility in her mind, but when she thought about it, it was too realistic, right?It looks flawless.
"It doesn't matter, this kid can eat it, so why should I be afraid, I'll know if it's true or not after a taste."
With sharp eyes and quick hands, Lin Xue directly took out half a dried centipede from the bag, threw it into his mouth, chewed it a few times, and then swallowed it.
"Damn it, this chick is too tough."
Tang Ming never thought that Lin Xue would learn to eat dried centipedes by himself. This thing has not been treated before, and it is very poisonous. He was shocked immediately.
While Lin Xue was still savoring the smell of the dried centipede, Tang Ming practiced secretly and pushed her shoulders with both hands, very fast, his fingers quickly passed over several acupuncture points on her abdomen, and with a light touch secretly, even Lin Xue Snow didn't even notice.
Lin Xue was pushed a few steps away, almost lost her footing and fell to the ground, just about to lose her temper.
But Tang Ming rushed to shout: "Do you know how expensive my stuff is? You still eat my stuff, are you still a policeman? Don't ask what it is?"
Lin Xue's face turned red, she just tasted half of it just out of curiosity, she didn't expect this guy to be so popular and too stingy.
"Hmph, I'm too lazy to care about you!"
Lin Xue turned around angrily, then took the other two members of the patrol brigade into the car and left.
After watching her leave, Tang Ming breathed a sigh of relief. He was frightened just now. Fortunately, he secretly sealed a few acupuncture points for Lin Xue, preventing the poison from spreading from his abdomen, otherwise.
This policewoman is estimated to have to go to the hospital for emergency treatment at night. Now, he may have to go to the toilet a few more times to pull out all the poison.
If he could massage the acupoints a few more times, Lin Xue would definitely not have any problems, but if he touched her body for a while, it might arouse suspicion. .
"Hehe, she deserves to be unlucky, who told her to steal it by herself? Wait for a while and have diarrhea."
Tang Ming smirked, then turned around and prepared to go back to the villa.
In the patrol car, Lin Xue was sitting in the co-pilot's seat. Suddenly, she had an ugly expression and her stomach gurgled.
"Are you OK?"
The policeman who was driving found something was wrong and asked.
Lin Xue covered her stomach, blushed, and said embarrassingly: "Stop in the public toilet in front, I seem to have eaten something bad."
The patrol car soon drove to the public toilet. Lin Xue clutched her stomach and held a pack of papers. Regardless of the embarrassment, she rushed into the toilet.
Tang Ming was planning to go back to the villa with a large bag of poison. The main road of Herb Street is very long, and because there are many pedestrians, taxis don't come in, so he can only take a taxi at the entrance of the street.
Tang Ming didn't take a few steps on the road when he found someone following him. This trick was exactly the same as that of the female thief before, and he didn't need to think about it to know that this female thief was still determined and stuck to her again.
But now Tang Ming is not in the mood to play around with this female thief, he has to go back to the villa to practice, there are many things to do.
He turned around, looked behind the empty space, and said with a sneer, "Don't hide, come out."
After shouting, but there was no movement, Tang Ming couldn't help snorting: "If you really don't come out, then don't blame me for doing it."
Seeing that it didn't work, Tang Ming walked towards the trash can, kicked it, and immediately exclaimed "Oops".
Seeing the female thief jumping away from the trash bin quickly, almost being splashed all over by the trash, she stared at Tang Ming angrily, as if she wanted to stew him to eat.
"Why are you still following me?"
Tang Ming asked: "You don't want to come and steal it back, do you?"
"Can I have some of my money back?"
The female thief knew how powerful Tang Ming was, and she couldn't get anything out of him at all, so she could only resort to making peace.
(End of this chapter)
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