The best little magician in the countryside

Chapter 1288 Did you wash your neck?Grandpa is going to start butchering pigs
While speaking, the Second Elder and the Third Elder stepped forward one after another.

Seeing them declaring war in such a high-profile way, Jiang Chen suddenly smiled: "Didn't you just say that you could easily kill me by your pen? Why did you call for help in a blink of an eye?"

These words were tantamount to slapping the Second Elder in the face invisibly.

So when he saw the contempt on Jiang Chen's face, the angry Second Elder subconsciously wanted to fight alone.

However, before he could speak, the third elder next to him said: "I am not the second elder's helper. Originally, he was planning to deal with you alone. After all, with the strength of the second elder, killing you is simply a It's at your fingertips.

But after seeing the battle between you and the Fifth Elder, I also feel very itchy and want to fight you. Both the Second Elder and I are sure that we can easily kill you, but if one person kills you, the other will definitely kill you. There is no chance to do it. "

Hearing this, Jiang Chen suddenly smiled and said: "So, if you two go to bed together, you can both enjoy your hands and achieve your goal?"

"Yes!" The third elder laughed.

Jiang Chen grinned: "Your method..."

"Isn't it very clever?" The third elder continued Jiang Chen's words.

Jiang Chen shook his head: "No, your method is really hypocritical and disgusting to the extreme!"

"You!" The third elder's face darkened: "Now, we have declared war on you. Do you want to fight or not? If you don't fight, quickly admit defeat. If you fight, don't talk so much nonsense!"

"Hit your sister!"

Shabi stood up and scolded: "Don't you think it's ridiculous to cover up your own disgust and embarrassment in such a plausible way? Why don't you call yourself an elder and keep saying that a single person can kill my young master?" , I think you are a shit!"

"you!"

"What are you? If you can't play it, you can't play it. Everyone is the enemy. No one will laugh at you even if you want to bully the few with more, but you have to describe your hypocrisy in such a fancy way."

After the big stunned interrupted the words of the three elders, he raised his middle finger at them again: "I used to think that your Luo clan is really powerful, and you really have the bearing of a clan, but now it seems that you are not as good as those washers on the street. As for hair, they sell it openly and aboveboard, and they didn't set up any memorial archway for themselves."

The words of the big stunned man and Shabi directly exposed the hypocrisy of the second and third elders.

When the faces of the two were flushed, they suddenly cast angry glances at the big stunned man and Shabi: "Presumptuous, believe it or not, I will kill you two arrogant people in a hurry!"

Shabi spread his hands: "As for me, I can't play fists and kicks, and I can't lift a blade, but I am proficient in all kinds of computer and network things. If you want to kill me, then come and kill me, but before I die, I will kill you." I will definitely send out the video of how your Luo clan killed me, a powerless person."

"You!" The second elder's already flushed face became even more ugly.

Shabi smiled and said: "When the time comes, let the whole world take a good look at what kind of face your dignified Luo clan is like!"

"Boy, you..."

When the Second Elder was about to scold the street, the Third Elder raised his hand and interrupted him: "Second Elder, there is no need to talk nonsense with him anymore."

After finishing speaking, he looked at Jiang Chen again: "In this situation, just fighting with words can't solve the problem at all. You are the boss of your group of people. I will ask you now, should we fight or not?"

Jiang Chen shrugged and smiled: "Let's fight."

Hearing this, the butcher and the others all looked at Jiang Chen, and said in a low voice: "These two old guys obviously want to work together to kill you, if you fight them alone, there may be room for reversal, but if two people If so... it would be dangerous."

"That's right, boss, these two bad old men are very bad." Shabi also said.

The dazed man scratched his head: "Grandpa, I think you should talk to them, one-on-one, or we'll go together. Don't mess with those useless things."

Jiang Chen waved his hand: "You don't need to say more, I know it well."

"But……"

"Okay!" Jiang Chen interrupted them again, and then said, "Just sit and watch the battle."

"Watch the battle? Don't we need to fight?" the butcher asked with a frown.

Jiang Chen said with a smile: "There are only so many of us, if I can defeat them all by myself, wouldn't it be possible to hurt some brothers less?"

The butcher thought for a while: "Then what if they want to do it too?"

"No." Jiang Chen said firmly: "We don't want to hurt, but they don't dare to hurt."

"Don't you dare?" The people next to him cast puzzled looks.

"They really don't dare." At this time, Luo Qing said in a deep voice: "The Luo clan lost too much today, and they are also worried that we will fight with them together and make them lose more, so in this case , Their idea should be to capture the thief first and capture the king first."

"If that's the case, you can't let the young master do it alone." The butcher spread his hands and said, "Because if the young master is captured by them, wouldn't our group become meat on their chopping board?"

Luo Qing shrugged: "Yes, that's what they think, so..."

While speaking, he looked at Jiang Chen: "So, I think you have to think carefully. After all, you are a national treasure now, and your every move involves everyone's life."

Jiang Chen said with a smile: "I know what they think, and I understand what you think, but what they do is just in my favor. They don't want to lose, and I still don't want to let my brother go all out."

"But you..."

"okay!"

Jiang Chen waved his hand: "You are all old men, why are you all acting like a bitch today?"

Luo Qing pursed her lips: "We are not girls, we just don't want to see you die!"

"Hehe." Jiang Chen glanced at him: "Don't worry, I had someone approve my horoscope two days ago, and after the old fortune-teller gave me the approval, he said that my fate is harder than the heavens."

"Okay, you've already said that, then I won't persuade you." Luo Qing made a gesture of invitation: "Next, let us all see, your life is tougher than God, can you overcome it?" Die the two old stubborns on the opposite side."

Jiang Chen said with a smile: "Look, if you kill them, it's equivalent to killing a pig with one hand!"

"Speaking of butchering pigs, do you want me to lend you my job as a pig killer?" The butcher suddenly smiled.

Jiang Chen grinned, and didn't say anything else.

He raised his head to meet the second and third elders on the opposite side: "Have you washed your neck? I'm going to start butchering pigs!!"

(End of this chapter)