The best little magician in the countryside

Chapter 247 Eat Dirt?It is impossible to eat dirt in this life (for collection)
What Jiang Chen pointed at was the extremely lush weeds at the door.

People come and go, and I don't know how many people have thrown garbage on it and spit on it.

Dogs come and go, and I don't know how many dogs have stinky urine on it!

When everyone followed Jiang Chen's direction and looked over, all of them had liver-colored faces.

He looked at Jiang Chen dumbfounded.

They were powerless to refute Jiang Chen's medical skills, and they diagnosed the hidden diseases of each of them by simply looking and smelling. Just this vicious look made them feel ashamed.

Ask yourself, in the same situation, let them diagnose the disease in this way, they can't do it.

Therefore, there is no doubt that Jiang Chen is a doctor, and even with his medical skills that he has not fully demonstrated, he may really be able to be an attending physician.

Moreover, everyone present is an adult.

If you don't keep your word, how can you continue to hang around in this city in the future?

Having already been slapped in the face by Jiang Chen, is it possible that Jiang Chen will look down on him again?

But... just get out, but you still have to eat grass.

This kind of punishment seems a bit serious.

While Xu Xuhua and the female doctor were hesitating and struggling, another doctor stood up beside him.

Looking at Jiang Chen apologetically: "I'm sorry, we were the ones who looked down on people before, we have really realized our own mistakes, can we change the way of punishment, this grass... I really can't eat it."

After his words fell, the people beside him also nodded, and looked expectantly towards Jiang Chen.

Jiang Chen touched his chin, and said solemnly: "Grass is indeed unpalatable!"

Everyone's eyes lit up, does Jiang Chen want to change to something simpler?

However, Jiang Chen's next words made the smiles that had just appeared on their faces freeze and shatter.

Jiang Chen said leisurely: "Since we can't eat grass, let's eat dirt. Recently, I saw a lot of people say the word "eat dirt" on the Internet. I always think it's very novel, but I really can't put it down. I just took this opportunity to let you perform for me today."

A group of doctors: "..."

Fuck, eating dirt is more painful than eating grass!
Thousands of people step on the soil spit by thousands of people, wouldn't it be worse than eating shit?
Pooh!You can't say this, it would be bad if the young master in front of you really let his group eat shit.

Jiang Chen shrugged: "Eat dirt or grass, you choose one!"

Everyone's eyes dimmed.

"What? Are you going to backtrack? If that's the case, I will announce your hidden illness to the public?" Jiang Chen muttered unhappily.

It's either kidney deficiency or premature ejaculation, if it gets out, people won't laugh it off!

Xu Xuhua gritted his teeth, squatted on the ground and picked up a handful of weeds.

Eat dirt?

It's impossible to eat dirt in this life!

Just barely eat some grass and have fun.

Seeing Xu Xuhua start eating, the doctors next to him also took action.

crunch.

crunch.

The sound of grazing resounded instantly in the cold and silent entrance of the Chinese Medicine Hospital.

It's more uncomfortable than eating shit.

The old men were still working together, and the female doctors ate two bites and ran to the side to vomit.

Seeing this scene, Luo Yanran frowned slightly.

But in the bottom of my heart, I really want to laugh.

Because, she felt very cool.

If Jiang Chen hadn't appeared just now, I'm afraid these guys are still mocking him arrogantly.

But it was different now, not only did he lose that arrogant posture, but he even squatted on the ground and ate grass.

And Jiang Chen lit another cigarette.

From time to time, he spit cigarettes to the side, and from time to time urged them to eat quickly.

This posture is like... a handsome sheep herding man in a mountain village, driving the flock of sheep with a whip to let them finish eating quickly.

After a while, several people finished eating a handful of weed.

I really couldn't bear it anymore, resisting the churning in my stomach and the dryness in my mouth, I stood up.

Xu Xuhua said, "Is it okay now?"

Jiang Chen smiled and said, "Don't ask me if it's okay, it's noon, if you feel hungry, you can continue to eat, don't worry, I won't charge you!"

you!
Everyone's eyes widened, and their eyes were full of anger.

But to lose is to lose.

I have eaten all the grass, so I can't give up all my previous efforts at the last moment of trembling.

Xu Xuhua took a deep breath, and said with a cold snort: "We lost this time, but so what, after we go out, we are still glamorous, and what about you? Even if there are two of you now, it is still impossible to put this hospital together. Open up!"

"That's right, let's see how long you can survive in this crappy hospital!"

The female doctor next to her swallowed her last mouthful of grass with difficulty, and shouted at the top of her voice, "Today we eat grass, but if you can't resist tomorrow, you will have to eat dirt poorly!"

Jiang Chen shook his phone, and said with a playful smile, "I don't know if we will eat dirt or not in the future, but I have recorded the way you eat grass today."

"You are so shameless!"

The female doctor blushed and scolded.

Jiang Chen made a playful smile: "Then do I need to be more shameless and publish this time on the Internet, or throw it to the TV station?"

"you!"

These doctors are at a loss for words.

Jiang Chen sneered and said: "Okay, hurry up and get out on the ground, lest the young master will be unhappy for a while, let you eat all the grass here!"

Everyone gritted their teeth, lay down on the ground one after another, rolled towards the outside twice, did not continue behind, but got up in disgrace and ran to the door.

Standing outside the door, pointing at Jiang Chen and cursing: "You two still want to open a hospital, let's make your spring and autumn dream come true!"

After scolding, he walked out while muttering, he would pass by here every day to see how embarrassed Jiang Chen and Luo Yanran would be when they opened this hospital.

Jiang Chen didn't pay attention to these words.

If the dog barks at you, you can't lie on the ground and yell at them.

But Luo Yanran's expression darkened.

Although the words Xu Xuhua and others said were ugly, some of them were the reality before them.

For example, there are only two of them left here.

This is far from enough to run a hospital.

Even if it is a traditional Chinese medicine hospital that doesn't need to operate too many instruments and equipment, it needs at least ten people.

Otherwise, one or two patients are fine, but once there are more patients, it will appear disorganized.

Over time, business will get worse and worse.

It is likely that it will go bankrupt.

Jiang Chen could see Luo Yanran's thoughts at a glance.

Over the years, they have known each other too well.

Walking up to Luo Yanran and comforting him, "Don't be afraid, a doctor will come soon."

Luo Yanran said sadly: "Where are there any doctors? Xu Xuhua's words are harsh, but it is true. There are too few Chinese medicine practitioners now, and they are either occupied by major families, or they have all changed. If they leave like this, I am afraid it will be even worse. No one is coming."

Before she finished speaking, a car drove into the courtyard.

Jiang Chen looked at the person sitting in the co-pilot, and said with a smile: "Who said no one came, didn't they all come!"

(End of this chapter)