The best little magician in the countryside

Chapter 365 Little Two, Serve the Wine

Sour?

Do not!
After Long Lin shouted those three words, what Jiang Chen thought about was not how delicious the shark oil would be after stewing, but ten thousand grass nimas galloping past while howling like wolves.

The next moment, Jiang Chen swung his arms almost subconsciously.

After a crisp sound sounded, Long Lin, who was looking at the street scene, looked over while clutching the back of his head.

"Master, why did you hit me?"

"Crack!" Another slap hit him on the back of the head: "Is the big shark oil with bared teeth delicious?"

"Big shark? Braised in oil?"

Longlin scratched his head blankly: "Is that thing edible?"

"You just said it yourself!" Jiang Chen scolded.

Longlin thought for a while, then suddenly looked at the street outside: "Mistake, that was a subconscious mistake just now, what I'm talking about is not the big shark that ate, but the big shark that ran on the street. "

Several black lines suddenly appeared on Jiang Chen's forehead.

"Can your shark run down the street?"

"Oh, the shark I'm talking about is not the shark you understand!"

Longlin hurriedly pointed to a position not far ahead: "Look at the front of that car, doesn't it look like a shark!"

Jiang Chen followed what Longlin pointed at, and there was a strange car speeding in the lane on their right.

The front of the car looks like a shark's head, and the position of the front bumper happens to be the shark's mouth baring its teeth.

And the tail is the big fish tail of the shark. When the car is galloping fast, the fish tail is still swaying faintly, making it even more vivid.

Aside from the fairly normal middle of the car body, at first glance, other places really look like a big shark galloping in the city.

Longlin smiled innocently; "When I was talking about what kind of fish to eat with you just now, that shark car passed by, and I subconsciously called out the word shark out of surprise."

"But it's also because of the two words you yelled that it ruined my appetite for fish." Jiang Chen scolded unhappily.

"Then let's change it! How about eating chicken?" Long Lin changed the subject: "It's really not possible, you can play with chicken!"

"Get out!" Jiang Chen turned the steering wheel, and immediately slammed on the roadside.

Longlin was hard to defend against, and he didn't wear a seat belt, so he rushed forward at the moment of sudden braking.

Bang!
"Ouch, my head is melon!"

Long Lin clutched his painful forehead, while muttering bitterly, he turned his head to look at Jiang Chen, and muttered dissatisfiedly: "Master, why don't we bring such a bully?"

"not good!"

"Look at my forehead, it's all swollen!"

"Don't look!" Jiang Chen waved his hands impatiently, but his eyes were looking forward.

"Even if you don't look at it, you can help me reduce the swelling. If I go out for a while and have a swollen forehead, how embarrassing it is!" Longlin said, and looked up at Jiang Chen.

Seeing Jiang Chen's focused expression facing forward, he couldn't help but asked suspiciously: "Master, why are you so fascinated?"

"What kind of magical power does this Bai Xintong have that can make Young Master Lu so obsessed?"

Hearing this, Long Lin leaned on his forehead and looked forward.

Coincidentally, the shark car also stopped not far in front of them.

At this time, what Jiang Chen was looking at was a man and a woman who got out of the shark car.

The man is the third young master of the Lu family, Lu Qianhua.

The girl is naturally Bai Xintong.

At this time, Lu Qianhua didn't have the attitude of the young master of a business genius family, following behind Bai Xintong, smiling and bowing his knees, just like a servant boy carrying a bag!

"Tsk tsk, Lu Qianhua, who controls half of the Lu family, would be so humble in front of a woman. If it gets out, the whole Baiyun City will laugh out loud."

After seeing this scene, Long Lin also commented with his mouth open.

Jiang Chen rubbed his chin: "I really don't understand, Lu Qianhua is so smart, how could he allow Bai Xintong to bully him like this."

"I do know something." Long Lin smiled pretendingly.

Jiang Chen raised his eyebrows: "Why?"

"because of love!"

Long Lin coughed lightly, and said solemnly: "Love will make a person obsessed, love will make a person lose all reason."

"It's like Lu Qianhua, who crazily put aside all rationality, just to win Bai Xintong's love! It's also like me, even if I have been abused by Master thousands of times, I still regard Master as my first love..."

Jiang Chen: "Get out!"

Dragon Scale: "Good!"

With that said, he pushed open the car door and walked out.

When he got outside, Longlin wasn't angry, but waved at Jiang Chen: "Master, the restaurant they went to has a big opening offer, it's very suitable for someone like you who doesn't want to spend money and likes to take advantage of it." !"

Jiang Chen squeezed his forehead, walked out of the car door and looked at Long Lin: "Aren't you a martial idiot? Don't you like to speak like a martial arts hero? Why have you become so funny these days?"

"Hey, those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black."

Longlin sighed deeply: "At first, I thought that my appearance was very cool, but after I went to the hospital of traditional Chinese medicine, I realized that if I want to talk to people with the tone of a martial arts hero, people will only think See me as an idiot!"

"Then don't people think you're stupid when you look like this now?"

"No, they will be amused by me instead!"

Long Lin smiled proudly: "In this peaceful and prosperous age, people like me in the rivers and lakes need horses to be freed from the southern mountains and swords to be sheathed. We don't want to hoe the strong and help the weak, but to bring some joy to thousands of people! So far, It’s not in vain to come to this world to go through this experience!”

"admire!"

Jiang Chen clasped his fists, and said to Long Lin.

Longlin clasped his hands and responded: "Master, praise! Apprentice will definitely work harder!"

"Don't say that I'm my apprentice when you go out in the future!"

Long Lin raised his eyebrows: "Why? Could it be that Master thinks that his ideological consciousness is not as high as mine, and is he worried about being despised?"

Jiang Chen immediately shouted: "Get out!"

"Ok!"

Longlin smiled cheaply, trotted to the door and opened the door of the restaurant.

Respectfully made a gesture of invitation, and after welcoming Jiang Chen in, he hurriedly shouted to the waiter: "Xiao Er, you can have good wine and food here, just say hello, today I want to have a great meal with my master, and I won't rest until I'm drunk !"

The waiter looked confused, and the diners beside him burst into laughter.

The corners of Jiang Chen's mouth twitched twice, and when he strode forward, he deliberately distanced himself from Longlin.

It's like I don't know this stupid gesture.

Because Longlin made this ridiculous scene, which also attracted Lu Qianhua's attention.

As soon as he came in, before he sat firmly on the chair, he heard Long Lin's funny words, and when he was about to raise his head to see what kind of miraculous character this was, he saw Jiang Chen striding towards him.

"Master Jiang, are you coming here for dinner too?"

"Yeah, what a coincidence!"

Jiang Chen smiled awkwardly, sat in the corner next to him, and did not forget to look up at Long Lin who had a smirk on his face.

At this moment, there was a thought in his mind, what method should be used to directly drive this guy out of the teacher's school!
(End of this chapter)