The best little magician in the countryside
Chapter 485 I Am Not Henpecked
Chapter 485 I Am Not Henpecked
"Don't guess what a woman is thinking."
"Guess and guess and you will fall."
A classic song is playing in the Wrangler galloping on the road.
The simple and easy-to-understand lyrics all express Jiang Chen's inner voice.
A woman's mind, don't guess.
Because you will never understand what the horrible creature that bleeds every month but can't die is thinking about for three to forty years in a row.
15 minute later.
Inside the box on the second floor of Fushou Pavilion.
At the beginning, that "Heaven" in Baiyun City had an exclusive box, but because of Jiang Chen's appearance, the word "exclusive" was broken.
Delicious food is already on the table.
All kinds of fine wines were poured into the glasses.
Wu Wuhao and the others were talking about nasty jokes without any taboo.
That fellow Long Lin even picked his feet and nose from time to time to show that he was a real man.
crunch.
The door opened.
Jiang Chen appeared in front of everyone.
The mad dog smiled cheerfully: "Master Jiang, we are talking about the structure of women. You usually have a lot of research on these things. Why don't you come and give us some science."
Hearing this, Jiang Chen felt a black line on his forehead.
Before he could speak, Luo Yanran smiled and said, "So you know women so well?"
"Maybe, the way I opened the door was wrong, why don't we do it all over again?"
"Even if you opened the door ten thousand times, I heard what you said just now!" Luo Yanran smiled playfully while pinching Jiang Chen's waist fiercely.
Jiang Chen murmured with some distorted facial features: "Then let me tell you, I don't know these guys at all, do you believe it or not?"
Luo Yanran looked inside, and after waving at the bewildered crowd, she smiled at Jiang Chen: "I'm going to say hello to Mr. Wei, I hope you can get to know them before I come back."
After speaking, Luo Yanran walked towards the third floor.
Jiang Chen heaved a sigh of relief, sat in and stared at the mad dog: "When the hell don't you ask, why do you ask such a topic at this time?"
Mad Dog muttered bitterly: "I didn't know my sister-in-law was here!"
"What does this have to do with Luo Yanran's failure to make it through?"
Fifth Hao smiled gloatingly at the side: "It's entirely because our Master Jiang is afraid of his wife!"
"Hahahaha!" Everyone laughed loudly.
Long Lin even said from the side: "I really didn't expect that Master, you are such a powerful character in the past, you would be afraid of your wife. It really makes me despise you!"
Jiang Chen pinched his forehead: "You guys, are your skin itchy?"
"Seeing that you are afraid of your wife for this reason, it's worth it even if you beat me up. At least let us know that Jiang Ye, who is not afraid of anything, has people who are afraid of him." Fifth Hao laughed.
Jiang Chen took a deep breath: "You guys know nothing, I'm not afraid of that."
"What's that called?"
"Love!"
Jiang Chen said with a look of regret: "Love is deep, profound, pure, and must not..."
"Wow, the moon in the sky is so big."
"Fart, that's the sun!"
"Tsk, why does this wine have a sour taste?"
"It must be that you are envious of someone's love, it's like eating a lemon."
Hearing what these guys said, Jiang Chen raised his middle finger at them: "I seriously despise you guys!"
"We despise you too!" Yang Haoming laughed aside.
The corner of Jiang Chen's mouth twitched: "Whatever you want, just despise if you despise, anyway, out of so many people, only my wife is there, you single dogs, just envy."
"I……"
Seeing Fifth Hao wanting to refute, Jiang Chen immediately said: "Don't beep, believe it or not, I'll call Ran Xiaoyu over!"
"..." Fifth Hao immediately shut up.
Jiang Chen casually lit a cigarette: "Be serious, let me talk about something serious!"
Everyone looked at him like this, and put away their jokes.
Jiang Chen glanced at the crowd, and said solemnly: "Actually, I'm not afraid of my wife at all. I usually tell her to go east and she doesn't dare to go west, and tells her to wash my feet. Don’t dare to dip me in any water.”
"is it?"
Just when everyone was about to mock this fellow, Luo Yanran's voice sounded from behind.
Jiang Chen stiffened his neck, and turned around with difficulty.
He stood up abruptly, patted the chair next to him, and said with a mean smile: "Come, come, my wife, sit down quickly."
"cut!"
After seeing Luo Yanran being supported by Jiang Chen to sit down like a Lafayette, everyone turned towards Jiang Chen with a serious look of contempt.
Jiang Chen grinned, but didn't refute anymore.
Anyway, this is love, you single dogs don't understand at all.
"I took the liberty to come here, didn't I disturb you?" Luo Yanran smiled and asked the people around her.
Fifth Hao shook his head hurriedly: "Of course not, I've been looking forward to having a meal with my sister-in-law for a long time."
"That's good!"
Luo Yanran smiled: "You talk about your own, don't worry about me."
"Forehead……"
After Luo Yanran's words fell, the atmosphere in the box became gloomy for a moment.
For some reason, the people who were talking eloquently just now didn't know how to speak.
It's not appropriate to talk about dirty jokes.
Rolling up your sleeves to fight for a bar seems a bit indecent.
Talk about business?
Normally, it was Jiang Chen who spoke, but they didn't know what to say.
Luo Yanran looked at Jiang Chen: "Is it because I'm here, making you uncomfortable?"
Jiang Chen hurriedly shook his head: "It's nothing, it's just that these guys envy me for having a wife, and they don't know that they don't have the face to talk!"
After everyone secretly pointed their middle fingers at Jiang Chen, Jiang Chen hurriedly changed the subject and said with a smile: "Actually, I called everyone here today because I have something to tell you."
At this time, he also restrained his joking expression.
So Fifth Hao and the others next to him also all looked at him.
"Relax, here are all your own people, don't be so restrained, what I want to say is a summary of this period of time, and some arrangements for the future."
After Jiang Chen waved his hand, he raised the wine glass first: "Come on, let's chat while drinking."
After everyone drank a cup together, Jiang Chen said again: "I won't say much about the storm in Baiyun City, now we are in this quagmire, it is impossible to get out, what big move do we want to make? , I don’t recommend it either, after all, no one wants to be the first bird, let alone give up their life without enjoying the glory and wealth.”
"So we just need to develop our own power steadily. A few days ago, we achieved good results. In less than half a month, we not only captured half of the Luo family, but also eradicated the hidden danger of the Bai family. And it caused the Shen family a lot of losses, but this is just the beginning, and the series of things that will happen after that are our biggest challenge."
"Could it be that Lord Jiang already knows what big move Baiyun City is going to do next?" Yang Haoming asked from the side.
Jiang Chen smiled: "I don't know about the big move, but what I do know is that within a week, the storm in Baiyun City is bound to hit a climax. The Chu family and the Han family, who have never made a move, will also show their faces!"
"Then what should we do?" Long Lin asked.
The corners of Jiang Chen's mouth raised, and he said word by word: "Stir up this pool of water even more, and make a fortune in silence!"
(End of this chapter)
"Don't guess what a woman is thinking."
"Guess and guess and you will fall."
A classic song is playing in the Wrangler galloping on the road.
The simple and easy-to-understand lyrics all express Jiang Chen's inner voice.
A woman's mind, don't guess.
Because you will never understand what the horrible creature that bleeds every month but can't die is thinking about for three to forty years in a row.
15 minute later.
Inside the box on the second floor of Fushou Pavilion.
At the beginning, that "Heaven" in Baiyun City had an exclusive box, but because of Jiang Chen's appearance, the word "exclusive" was broken.
Delicious food is already on the table.
All kinds of fine wines were poured into the glasses.
Wu Wuhao and the others were talking about nasty jokes without any taboo.
That fellow Long Lin even picked his feet and nose from time to time to show that he was a real man.
crunch.
The door opened.
Jiang Chen appeared in front of everyone.
The mad dog smiled cheerfully: "Master Jiang, we are talking about the structure of women. You usually have a lot of research on these things. Why don't you come and give us some science."
Hearing this, Jiang Chen felt a black line on his forehead.
Before he could speak, Luo Yanran smiled and said, "So you know women so well?"
"Maybe, the way I opened the door was wrong, why don't we do it all over again?"
"Even if you opened the door ten thousand times, I heard what you said just now!" Luo Yanran smiled playfully while pinching Jiang Chen's waist fiercely.
Jiang Chen murmured with some distorted facial features: "Then let me tell you, I don't know these guys at all, do you believe it or not?"
Luo Yanran looked inside, and after waving at the bewildered crowd, she smiled at Jiang Chen: "I'm going to say hello to Mr. Wei, I hope you can get to know them before I come back."
After speaking, Luo Yanran walked towards the third floor.
Jiang Chen heaved a sigh of relief, sat in and stared at the mad dog: "When the hell don't you ask, why do you ask such a topic at this time?"
Mad Dog muttered bitterly: "I didn't know my sister-in-law was here!"
"What does this have to do with Luo Yanran's failure to make it through?"
Fifth Hao smiled gloatingly at the side: "It's entirely because our Master Jiang is afraid of his wife!"
"Hahahaha!" Everyone laughed loudly.
Long Lin even said from the side: "I really didn't expect that Master, you are such a powerful character in the past, you would be afraid of your wife. It really makes me despise you!"
Jiang Chen pinched his forehead: "You guys, are your skin itchy?"
"Seeing that you are afraid of your wife for this reason, it's worth it even if you beat me up. At least let us know that Jiang Ye, who is not afraid of anything, has people who are afraid of him." Fifth Hao laughed.
Jiang Chen took a deep breath: "You guys know nothing, I'm not afraid of that."
"What's that called?"
"Love!"
Jiang Chen said with a look of regret: "Love is deep, profound, pure, and must not..."
"Wow, the moon in the sky is so big."
"Fart, that's the sun!"
"Tsk, why does this wine have a sour taste?"
"It must be that you are envious of someone's love, it's like eating a lemon."
Hearing what these guys said, Jiang Chen raised his middle finger at them: "I seriously despise you guys!"
"We despise you too!" Yang Haoming laughed aside.
The corner of Jiang Chen's mouth twitched: "Whatever you want, just despise if you despise, anyway, out of so many people, only my wife is there, you single dogs, just envy."
"I……"
Seeing Fifth Hao wanting to refute, Jiang Chen immediately said: "Don't beep, believe it or not, I'll call Ran Xiaoyu over!"
"..." Fifth Hao immediately shut up.
Jiang Chen casually lit a cigarette: "Be serious, let me talk about something serious!"
Everyone looked at him like this, and put away their jokes.
Jiang Chen glanced at the crowd, and said solemnly: "Actually, I'm not afraid of my wife at all. I usually tell her to go east and she doesn't dare to go west, and tells her to wash my feet. Don’t dare to dip me in any water.”
"is it?"
Just when everyone was about to mock this fellow, Luo Yanran's voice sounded from behind.
Jiang Chen stiffened his neck, and turned around with difficulty.
He stood up abruptly, patted the chair next to him, and said with a mean smile: "Come, come, my wife, sit down quickly."
"cut!"
After seeing Luo Yanran being supported by Jiang Chen to sit down like a Lafayette, everyone turned towards Jiang Chen with a serious look of contempt.
Jiang Chen grinned, but didn't refute anymore.
Anyway, this is love, you single dogs don't understand at all.
"I took the liberty to come here, didn't I disturb you?" Luo Yanran smiled and asked the people around her.
Fifth Hao shook his head hurriedly: "Of course not, I've been looking forward to having a meal with my sister-in-law for a long time."
"That's good!"
Luo Yanran smiled: "You talk about your own, don't worry about me."
"Forehead……"
After Luo Yanran's words fell, the atmosphere in the box became gloomy for a moment.
For some reason, the people who were talking eloquently just now didn't know how to speak.
It's not appropriate to talk about dirty jokes.
Rolling up your sleeves to fight for a bar seems a bit indecent.
Talk about business?
Normally, it was Jiang Chen who spoke, but they didn't know what to say.
Luo Yanran looked at Jiang Chen: "Is it because I'm here, making you uncomfortable?"
Jiang Chen hurriedly shook his head: "It's nothing, it's just that these guys envy me for having a wife, and they don't know that they don't have the face to talk!"
After everyone secretly pointed their middle fingers at Jiang Chen, Jiang Chen hurriedly changed the subject and said with a smile: "Actually, I called everyone here today because I have something to tell you."
At this time, he also restrained his joking expression.
So Fifth Hao and the others next to him also all looked at him.
"Relax, here are all your own people, don't be so restrained, what I want to say is a summary of this period of time, and some arrangements for the future."
After Jiang Chen waved his hand, he raised the wine glass first: "Come on, let's chat while drinking."
After everyone drank a cup together, Jiang Chen said again: "I won't say much about the storm in Baiyun City, now we are in this quagmire, it is impossible to get out, what big move do we want to make? , I don’t recommend it either, after all, no one wants to be the first bird, let alone give up their life without enjoying the glory and wealth.”
"So we just need to develop our own power steadily. A few days ago, we achieved good results. In less than half a month, we not only captured half of the Luo family, but also eradicated the hidden danger of the Bai family. And it caused the Shen family a lot of losses, but this is just the beginning, and the series of things that will happen after that are our biggest challenge."
"Could it be that Lord Jiang already knows what big move Baiyun City is going to do next?" Yang Haoming asked from the side.
Jiang Chen smiled: "I don't know about the big move, but what I do know is that within a week, the storm in Baiyun City is bound to hit a climax. The Chu family and the Han family, who have never made a move, will also show their faces!"
"Then what should we do?" Long Lin asked.
The corners of Jiang Chen's mouth raised, and he said word by word: "Stir up this pool of water even more, and make a fortune in silence!"
(End of this chapter)
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