The best little magician in the countryside

Chapter 721 I'm just being polite, you won't take it seriously

5 minute later.

With a satisfied face, Tian Ye withdrew his hand, took out a pack of cigarettes from the cabinet with a smile and threw it in front of Jiang Chen.

"Gentlemen, getting a few blows from time to time is good for your physical and mental health. Come smoke a cigarette and don't cry."

Hearing these intentionally mocking words, Jiang Chen's facial muscles trembled twice.

But also because of this shaking, his bruised nose and swollen face aggravated the pain.

hiss.

Gasping for breath, he took out a cigarette and lit it while muttering, "Senior Sister, it's fine if you hit me, but why do you want to hit me in the face?"

"Slapping the face, wouldn't it make it easier for the little urchins to count how many injuries?" Tianye said with a playful smile.

Jiang Chen suddenly took two puffs of his cigarette.

God didn't use all his strength to beat him.

But every place is hit with cleverness, the pain is not too painful, but it is also very uncomfortable.

Jiang Chen had no choice but to think in his heart again, women's desire for revenge is really strong.

After grinning, he picked up the pack of cigarettes and stuffed it into his pocket.

Standing up and walking outside, he said, "This smoke is your compensation for me."

"It's just cigarettes, take whatever you want. The outside world thinks I'm a man, so from time to time someone will bring over cigarettes and alcohol. If you like, I have a small warehouse there. I'll send someone to deliver it to you another day." God Said very generously.

Jiang Chen nodded: "Hearing such comforting words, it can be regarded as soothing my injured young heart."

"Ah."

God smiled contemptuously: "You are still young?"

Jiang Chen sighed: "You don't understand my sadness."

"Go, go, get out!" Tian Ye scolded angrily.

Just like that, Jiang Chen, with a bruised nose and swollen face, walked out of the room under the watchful eyes of the heavenly master.

The moment he opened the door, Wen Wu and the little naughty boy who had been waiting in the yard for a long time greeted him directly.

The two of them surrounded Jiang Chen with a smile on their faces, with expressions of asking for help.

"Are you all right? Is this injury a problem? I have the best wound medicine there, go and wipe it on me."

"I have alcohol over there. Alcohol can numb the nerves, and it won't hurt if you drink a little."

Hearing what the two of them said, Jiang Chen scolded unhappily: "You two bastards, have you ever seen someone who cares about someone, put your finger on someone's wound and count?"

"Ha ha ha ha."

Hearing this, Tian Ye, who was standing at the door and peeping through the crack of the door, burst out laughing.

As for the little urchin and Wen Wu, they squeezed each other's eyes twice, and led Jiang Chen towards the front while smiling.

In the end, they still counted the injuries on Jiang Chen's body.

Sixteen places.

It is clearly visible everywhere, as if to make them count as quickly as possible.

According to the previous bet between Wenwu and the little urchin, Wenwu won.

The little urchin has to be Jiang Chen's little follower.

"Hahaha, coming here is a good wine that I have treasured for more than 30 years."

In a small restaurant, Wen Wu laughed loudly and took out a jar of wine and put it on the table.

Jiang Chen glanced at the small cup on the table, and then at Wen Wu: "Such good wine, just take such a small cup, you don't want us to drink it, or is the family too poor to afford a big bowl?"

Wen Wu was stunned for a moment, before he could speak, the little urchin echoed from the side: "That's right, old people are really picky."

"Yes, I am happy today, and I don't care about you."

Wen Wu smiled, walked to the side and took out three large bowls.

After setting them up separately, they were all filled with wine.

"Come on, since we want to drink, let's have a good drink!"

Jiang Chen didn't pay attention to him, but picked up the wine bowl and took two gulps.

As soon as the high-strength liquor enters the stomach, it feels like a ball of fire bursting out suddenly.

But the faint aroma of wine in his mouth was also extremely comfortable.

Can't help hiccupping and laughing: "Good wine."

"That's right, this is something I'm reluctant to take out on weekdays." Wen Wu smiled triumphantly: "That's why you came today."

Jiang Chen squinted at Wen Wu: "I can see the taste of gloating on your face."

"No...no." Wen Wu paused for a moment, but the smile on his face was still uncontrollable.

The little urchin scolded angrily: "Not yet, you can stuff a watermelon in with a smile."

"Fuck off."

Wen Wu scolded.

Jiang Chen sighed: "If I had known it earlier, I would have endured a few more blows and let Wen Wu, you old bastard, be my follower."

"Ah? How do you know?" Wen Wu asked suspiciously.

Jiang Chen snorted softly: "Do you think you two are very good at playing tricks?"

Wen Wu's eyes flickered: "It's God? That's right, there was surveillance in the yard just now."

While speaking, he slapped his forehead: "Co-author, the three of us were played by her."

The little naughty boy scratched his head, picked up the wine bowl and muttered: "Come on, let's have a drink for the same tragedy of the three of us."

"Go, go, the saddest thing is me!" Jiang Chen scolded.

"Tsk, just hit me as often as you want." The little naughty boy said with a smile: "If you are really upset, just hit me a few times."

"Really?" Jiang Chen suddenly turned his head, staring deeply at the little urchin.

Seeing his serious expression, the little naughty boy pursed his lips: "I'm just being polite, don't you take it seriously?"

"What do you think?"

"I... bang!" The little naughty boy was just about to speak, when Jiang Chen raised his hand and punched him directly on the left eye, and suddenly a dark circle appeared.

puff!
Wen Wu, who was drinking, spit out directly after seeing this scene.

However, when he was laughing out loud, Jiang Chen lifted his foot and directly kicked him off the chair.

"Fuck, why are you beating me?"

"Isn't it pleasing to see your pride?" Jiang Chen scolded.

"Hey, if the tiger doesn't show its power, you will treat me as a sick cat."

Said, Wen Wu directly rolled up his sleeves, and directly hit Jiang Chen.

The little naughty boy didn't lag behind either. After being punched, he also rushed over directly.

Beating Jiang Chen and fighting civil and military, in short, the three of them scuffled together very quickly.

In this small fight, there are no friends, no enemies, and it is just to see who is not pleasing to the eye and hit whom.

When they were tired from beating, the three of them stopped to drink a few cups, and when they were almost drunk, they would fight again.

Repeated this many times, the three of them finally drank too much.

Lying on the ground one by one, laughing and cursing, the atmosphere is pretty good.

Jiang Chen, who was lying in the middle, turned his head to look at the little naughty boy with a swollen side face, and then at Wen Wu who was touching his forehead and grinning, he couldn't help laughing and said, "Shuang, seeing that you two also look bruised and swollen, It's really cool!"

"One of you must have been a bitch in your previous life, so you hit it as soon as you hit it, and even scratched it, look at my arm..." the little naughty boy raised his arm and cursed.

Wen Wu on the side also muttered angrily: "It's as if you are not a girl, you have pinched the inner thigh of Lao Tzu more than once."

"Fart, that's what Jiang Chen did, I even saw him do it."

"It's none of my business!"

"Hahahaha!"

(End of this chapter)