The best little magician in the countryside
Chapter 732 Are you so kind?
Chapter 732 Are you so kind?
Jiang Da fooled?Performance?
When watching Jiang Chen keep talking nonsense, these people felt uneasy in their hearts.
They didn't know how terrifying the strength of the old man in front of him was, but they could guess from the aura he exuded just now that he was definitely something he couldn't afford to provoke.
Whether it's flickering or deceiving, it's all about using one lie after another to weave a story that doesn't exist at all.
In the face of such a giant, all kinds of caution may not be able to please him, and if you keep fooling around, isn't that the rhythm of dancing on the sea of swords and fire, looking for death?
What's more, it's fine to have an unreliable Jiang Chen, but at this moment, the little naughty boy can't tell which is more important, and actually thinks that Jiang Chen's performance is very good.
As a result, these people's hearts were filled with uneasy feelings, if Wen Wu hadn't ordered them to listen to Jiang Chen and the little naughty boy, they would have turned around and run away long ago.
You dance rubber bands on the mountain of knives and think that your death is slow, but don't rely on us.
But it's too late to say anything now.
Wen Wu had already pushed them onto the boat of the little naughty boy and Jiang Chen.
Right now, apart from praying that the old man in front of him would have a better time killing them, he dare not expect more.
When everyone looked up, Jiang Chen had already put down the wine gourd.
This sip of wine made their scalps numb, and the old man's face ached from drinking it.
The moment the wine gourd separated from Jiang Chen's mouth, the old man snatched the wine gourd away.
"Damn it, this mouthful of yours almost catches up with my daily intake."
Jiang Chen grinned: "This wine is indeed very fragrant."
"Okay, okay, let's get down to business." The old man waved his hands impatiently.
He didn't want to see Jiang Chen, a cheeky bastard, and at the same time, he was more worried that this fellow would steal his drink again.
Jiang Chen chuckled, and immediately moved closer to the old man.
When the old man just showed disgust and before he pushed him away, Jiang Chen lowered his voice and pretended to be mysterious and said: "I won the lottery."
The old man was stunned for a moment, and then scolded: "You won the lottery and..."
"Shh!"
Jiang Chen directly interrupted the old man's yelling, and said in a low voice: "Keep your voice down, if someone hears this, something big will happen."
The old man frowned, and said unhappily: "Your mother's winning the lottery, what does it have to do with you bringing so many people here? And what does it have to do with the benefits you gave me?"
"It's a big deal, okay?"
Jiang Chen said with a serious face: "You have lived in the mountains for a long time and don't know how dark the world outside is. Now there are not only bad people out there, but also more pink eye disease. If I let them know that I won the lottery, they will definitely want to kill me at all costs. Kill me, or try to take that money away from me."
As he spoke, he pointed to the group of people behind the little urchin: "So for the safety of my life and property, I specially hired these people to protect me."
The old man glanced at Jiang Chen: "I'll give you another minute, if you still can't tell me what the benefits are within 1 minute, I will definitely kill you! Really, I never lie. "
Jiang Chen pursed his lips: "Look at you, why are you so anxious? I said it just now. It's a long story about children without mothers, so why don't you listen to me slowly."
"There are still 50 seconds!" The old man snorted coldly.
Jiang Chen sighed, "Well, to put it simply, I am a person who is more emotional, and I will always remember those who have helped me or benefited me, thinking that I will develop in the future One day, ten times a hundred times the reward."
"Are you so kind?" The old man subconsciously blurted out.
Jiang Chen sighed again: "At first glance, you don't know me very well, but it doesn't matter, who ever gave me a favor, you are one of the people I want to repay in my heart."
"You continue." The old man said while suppressing the discomfort in his heart.
Jiang Chen said solemnly: "In the past, I just kept your names in my heart, because I had no money and the ability to repay you, but it's different now. Now that I won the lottery, I have money. I have the opportunity to repay you." Capital, then I naturally have to act quickly."
"After returning home with the money yesterday, I listed the names of the people one by one, and you are the second in the list."
"Second?" The old man raised his eyebrows: "Which one is the first?"
"My wife!" Jiang Chen said naturally.
The old man pinched his forehead: "And then?"
"Then I wondered, what kind of repayment should I give you for a reclusive expert like you, so that you don't look vulgar? I just thought and thought, and finally after a sleepless night of thinking, I came up with An excellent solution."
"What plan?" asked the old man.
"You are a big shot, you are a master, you don't lack any treasures or anything like that, but you lack the most important things in daily life. Such as a house, and things like food and drink."
"Do you think I'm missing something?" The old man pointed to the dragon bone stream, and then pointed to the roast chicken in front of him: "Also, do you think I'm short of food and drink?"
Jiang Chen said with a smile: "According to what you say, then you really have nothing to ask for in life, but if you think about it carefully, is this really the case? You are a human being, and as a human being, you have needs."
"Come on, tell me what I need?"
"Whether it is the Canglong Hall or the Dao of Heaven, it is indeed a fairyland like a paradise, but if you stay in the fairyland for a long time, you will get tired of it, just like yesterday I bought a bunch of big lobsters after I was rich, and I felt uncomfortable eating them all night. It's kind of disgusting."
"Say the point!"
Jiang Chen nodded and said: "It doesn't matter if it's such an empty hall, or it's such a misty way to reach the heavens. To put it bluntly, it's just a space. For people, there is no sense of belonging at all. What really makes people feel a sense of belonging is the house. Blue Brick Houses with red tiles and high walls, this is where people live.”
"Owning a house is equivalent to having a home, instead of wandering in the mountains and fields like a savage like you did before, but having a home is not enough, you must also have a taste of home. The so-called taste of home is rice, oil, salt and sauce Vinegar tea."
"Of course, the firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar tea mentioned here is not just a simple firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar tea, but..."
"Can you stop talking so much." The old man pinched his forehead: "I feel like I'm getting confused."
Jiang Chen nodded, and said: "Then it's even simpler, I want to build you a house here, and send you five maids, one to cook, one to clean, and one to help you undress and take a bath , and the other will serve you tea and water. In this way, your life will have a taste, and this home will have a feeling of home.”
"Wait, you just said you would send me five maids, but you only mentioned the role of four maids, what about the remaining one?" the old man asked.
Jiang Chen winked his eyes at the old man: "It's empty and quiet in the mountains, it's inevitable that there will be sleepless nights, if there is an extra charming person next to your pillow to talk with you, talk about life, and by the way, travel with you in the wonderful world of bliss , wouldn't that be beautiful?"
"You... are you sure you're not fooling me by saying this?" The old man threw the gourd in his hand to the ground, and immediately a strong killing intent erupted from his body...
(End of this chapter)
Jiang Da fooled?Performance?
When watching Jiang Chen keep talking nonsense, these people felt uneasy in their hearts.
They didn't know how terrifying the strength of the old man in front of him was, but they could guess from the aura he exuded just now that he was definitely something he couldn't afford to provoke.
Whether it's flickering or deceiving, it's all about using one lie after another to weave a story that doesn't exist at all.
In the face of such a giant, all kinds of caution may not be able to please him, and if you keep fooling around, isn't that the rhythm of dancing on the sea of swords and fire, looking for death?
What's more, it's fine to have an unreliable Jiang Chen, but at this moment, the little naughty boy can't tell which is more important, and actually thinks that Jiang Chen's performance is very good.
As a result, these people's hearts were filled with uneasy feelings, if Wen Wu hadn't ordered them to listen to Jiang Chen and the little naughty boy, they would have turned around and run away long ago.
You dance rubber bands on the mountain of knives and think that your death is slow, but don't rely on us.
But it's too late to say anything now.
Wen Wu had already pushed them onto the boat of the little naughty boy and Jiang Chen.
Right now, apart from praying that the old man in front of him would have a better time killing them, he dare not expect more.
When everyone looked up, Jiang Chen had already put down the wine gourd.
This sip of wine made their scalps numb, and the old man's face ached from drinking it.
The moment the wine gourd separated from Jiang Chen's mouth, the old man snatched the wine gourd away.
"Damn it, this mouthful of yours almost catches up with my daily intake."
Jiang Chen grinned: "This wine is indeed very fragrant."
"Okay, okay, let's get down to business." The old man waved his hands impatiently.
He didn't want to see Jiang Chen, a cheeky bastard, and at the same time, he was more worried that this fellow would steal his drink again.
Jiang Chen chuckled, and immediately moved closer to the old man.
When the old man just showed disgust and before he pushed him away, Jiang Chen lowered his voice and pretended to be mysterious and said: "I won the lottery."
The old man was stunned for a moment, and then scolded: "You won the lottery and..."
"Shh!"
Jiang Chen directly interrupted the old man's yelling, and said in a low voice: "Keep your voice down, if someone hears this, something big will happen."
The old man frowned, and said unhappily: "Your mother's winning the lottery, what does it have to do with you bringing so many people here? And what does it have to do with the benefits you gave me?"
"It's a big deal, okay?"
Jiang Chen said with a serious face: "You have lived in the mountains for a long time and don't know how dark the world outside is. Now there are not only bad people out there, but also more pink eye disease. If I let them know that I won the lottery, they will definitely want to kill me at all costs. Kill me, or try to take that money away from me."
As he spoke, he pointed to the group of people behind the little urchin: "So for the safety of my life and property, I specially hired these people to protect me."
The old man glanced at Jiang Chen: "I'll give you another minute, if you still can't tell me what the benefits are within 1 minute, I will definitely kill you! Really, I never lie. "
Jiang Chen pursed his lips: "Look at you, why are you so anxious? I said it just now. It's a long story about children without mothers, so why don't you listen to me slowly."
"There are still 50 seconds!" The old man snorted coldly.
Jiang Chen sighed, "Well, to put it simply, I am a person who is more emotional, and I will always remember those who have helped me or benefited me, thinking that I will develop in the future One day, ten times a hundred times the reward."
"Are you so kind?" The old man subconsciously blurted out.
Jiang Chen sighed again: "At first glance, you don't know me very well, but it doesn't matter, who ever gave me a favor, you are one of the people I want to repay in my heart."
"You continue." The old man said while suppressing the discomfort in his heart.
Jiang Chen said solemnly: "In the past, I just kept your names in my heart, because I had no money and the ability to repay you, but it's different now. Now that I won the lottery, I have money. I have the opportunity to repay you." Capital, then I naturally have to act quickly."
"After returning home with the money yesterday, I listed the names of the people one by one, and you are the second in the list."
"Second?" The old man raised his eyebrows: "Which one is the first?"
"My wife!" Jiang Chen said naturally.
The old man pinched his forehead: "And then?"
"Then I wondered, what kind of repayment should I give you for a reclusive expert like you, so that you don't look vulgar? I just thought and thought, and finally after a sleepless night of thinking, I came up with An excellent solution."
"What plan?" asked the old man.
"You are a big shot, you are a master, you don't lack any treasures or anything like that, but you lack the most important things in daily life. Such as a house, and things like food and drink."
"Do you think I'm missing something?" The old man pointed to the dragon bone stream, and then pointed to the roast chicken in front of him: "Also, do you think I'm short of food and drink?"
Jiang Chen said with a smile: "According to what you say, then you really have nothing to ask for in life, but if you think about it carefully, is this really the case? You are a human being, and as a human being, you have needs."
"Come on, tell me what I need?"
"Whether it is the Canglong Hall or the Dao of Heaven, it is indeed a fairyland like a paradise, but if you stay in the fairyland for a long time, you will get tired of it, just like yesterday I bought a bunch of big lobsters after I was rich, and I felt uncomfortable eating them all night. It's kind of disgusting."
"Say the point!"
Jiang Chen nodded and said: "It doesn't matter if it's such an empty hall, or it's such a misty way to reach the heavens. To put it bluntly, it's just a space. For people, there is no sense of belonging at all. What really makes people feel a sense of belonging is the house. Blue Brick Houses with red tiles and high walls, this is where people live.”
"Owning a house is equivalent to having a home, instead of wandering in the mountains and fields like a savage like you did before, but having a home is not enough, you must also have a taste of home. The so-called taste of home is rice, oil, salt and sauce Vinegar tea."
"Of course, the firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar tea mentioned here is not just a simple firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar tea, but..."
"Can you stop talking so much." The old man pinched his forehead: "I feel like I'm getting confused."
Jiang Chen nodded, and said: "Then it's even simpler, I want to build you a house here, and send you five maids, one to cook, one to clean, and one to help you undress and take a bath , and the other will serve you tea and water. In this way, your life will have a taste, and this home will have a feeling of home.”
"Wait, you just said you would send me five maids, but you only mentioned the role of four maids, what about the remaining one?" the old man asked.
Jiang Chen winked his eyes at the old man: "It's empty and quiet in the mountains, it's inevitable that there will be sleepless nights, if there is an extra charming person next to your pillow to talk with you, talk about life, and by the way, travel with you in the wonderful world of bliss , wouldn't that be beautiful?"
"You... are you sure you're not fooling me by saying this?" The old man threw the gourd in his hand to the ground, and immediately a strong killing intent erupted from his body...
(End of this chapter)
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