The best little magician in the countryside
Chapter 735 I Don’t Give You That 0.1 Point Because I’m Afraid Of Your Pride
Chapter 735 I Don’t Give You That 0.1 Point Because I’m Afraid Of Your Pride
Rock climbing, mountaineering.
Under the leadership of the old man, Jiang Chen and his party quickly reached the top of the waterfall.
The highest point of Keel Stream.
Standing here, you can overlook the entire keel stream.
It really gives people a sense of sight that will be the top of the mountain and see the small mountains at a glance.
Start work, work.
The little urchin and the others were busy at the designated place, while Jiang Chen stood in the distance, planning a bright future and vision for the old man.
No matter how strong the strong man is, no matter how skilled the master is, he is still a mortal person after all.
And since it is a human being, it is bound to have desires.
Desire is often the weakness of this person.
There is no hurdle that cannot be overcome, and there is no powerful enemy that cannot be dealt with.
You only need to pinpoint his vital weakness, and you can solve all the problems without any effort.
As for Jiang Chen, he successfully defeated the old man with his sharp observation ability, meticulous thinking, and perfect tongue, and at the same time completely fooled the old man into the beautiful world he set up.
Rumble!
The little naughty boy and the others pressed the remote control, and the whole mountain shook accordingly.
The dust was flying, covering the sky.
It was as if the whole mountain had collapsed.
After a long time, most of the dust has finally settled down.
The old man flapped his hands in front of him twice, and immediately said: "The cannon battle you are talking about is really powerful."
Jiang Chen said with a smile: "If this thing blows up ordinary people, it can kill several people at once. Let me tell you, it's thanks to the fact that I quickly hired these knowledgeable people after winning the lottery, otherwise if there are those who covet my money and handsomeness The person with the face made this thing for me, and I think there will be no dregs left after I die."
"Um... Listening to what you just said about the dangers outside, I can understand their methods at all costs for money."
As he said that, the old man asked curiously: "But is there still someone coveting a handsome face these days?"
Jiang Chen sighed: "Senior, hearing you ask such a question, I really want you to go out for a while, you really don't know, the world outside is really... hey, I don't know I know how to describe it!"
"So sinister?"
"Let me give you the simplest example!"
Jiang Chen's ability to fool people is really not just talking about it casually.
For making up stories, it is almost possible to speak out and become an article.
He paused and said, "Do you still remember the woman who entered Tongtian Dao with me last time?"
"Well. What's the matter?" the old man asked.
Jiang Chen asked again: "How does she look like?"
"Very beautiful." The old man chuckled: "I have seen many beauties when I was young, but none of them can compare to her."
"But you know, I have at least ten beauties like her around me."
"so much!"
"Of course, they all want to be with me, wishing they would follow me to the toilet. Then why do you think they want to be with me?" Jiang Chen asked again.
The old man thought for a while: "Are you rich?"
"I just won the lottery yesterday and those women showed up a long time ago."
"Does that mean that you are eloquent and have some strength?"
"No, no, there are many people who can speak well these days. I can't do it at all. As for strength, go to Baiyun City for a while, and there are countless people who are more powerful than me."
"Why can that be?" the old man asked curiously.
Jiang Chen spread his hands: "It's because of my handsome face."
Between words, Jiang Chen said again: "In fact, it's not just women, even many men are jealous and want to kill me when they see my face. face."
"Tsk."
The old man shrank his neck: "Then according to what you say, I can't say it, it's really too dangerous outside."
"Who said it wasn't."
Jiang Chen said melancholy at first, and then changed the subject: "But senior, don't worry, the houses here will be built soon, and by then you will not only have the entire dragon bone stream here, but also have the only one in the mountain. The single-family villa, as well as the beautiful and beautiful maids, will definitely live a life happier than that of a fairy, and there is no need to worry about external troubles at all."
The old man nodded, and then asked again: "By the way, how do you think I can score outside with my appearance?"
Jiang Chen looked at the old man with a serious face, then straightened his chin and said, "If ten is a perfect score, then your current appearance can be scored seven."
"Only seven points?" The old man murmured in disappointment.
"If you trim your beard and cut your hair, I think with your angular facial features, you should be able to get close to ten."
"Really!" The old man's eyes flashed, and suddenly a big knife appeared in his hand, and he casually threw it to Jiang Chen: "Come on!"
Jiang Chen shook the saber in his hand: "What a treasure, this is a real precious saber made of black steel, with the blade and handle integrated."
"That's not important, the important thing is that you give me a haircut." The old man smiled.
Hearing this, the corners of Jiang Chen's mouth twitched twice.
Haircut with a treasured sword that can drive countless martial arts people crazy outside?
It is worthy of being a master in the hidden world.
This kind of handwriting, convinced!
Jiang Chen shook his head, and put the knife aside: "How can you use such a precious knife for haircuts and shaves?"
As he said that, he took out a small dagger: "Come, let me show you my other talents!"
The old man didn't hesitate, and sat directly in front of Jiang Chen.
Trim beard, haircut.
After a busy day, Jiang Chen showed a satisfied smile.
"Perfect! With your current appearance, it is definitely 9.9 points!"
The old man walked to the side of the water and looked at himself through the reflection. Not to mention that after some pruning, it really looks a lot better, at least it is not difficult to unkempt and not so messy.
He turned his head to look at Jiang Chen and asked, "Ten is a perfect score, 9.9 is still missing that 0.1. Is it because I'm old?"
"No, no, old age is not a deduction item, but a bonus item. You don't know that many little girls out there are particularly obsessed with your old style."
"Aren't you obsessed with Uncle Fan'er?" The little urchin next to him blurted out subconsciously.
Jiang Chen immediately glared at him: "You prodigal son who looks for misses every day, you know nothing!"
The little naughty boy glanced at him angrily, if the old man wasn't here, he would definitely pounce on him and scratch Jiang Chen's face.
Huh?
Why would I want to scratch his face?
When the little urchin was thinking secretly, the old man looked at Jiang Chen again and asked, "Why is that?"
"I don't give you that 0.1 because I'm afraid you'll be proud. In addition, my talent and appearance are full marks. You are better than me in other aspects. This appearance must be slightly weaker than mine."
"Hahaha!"
Hearing this, the old man was not angry, but laughed and said: "Okay, I will save face and let you be a little stronger than me."
But at this point, the old man moved closer to Jiang Chen's side: "No, you said that being handsome is easy to be envied by others, then I have a score of 9.9 now, will the maid you brought get hurt because of this?" Hurt me?"
Jiang Chen suppressed the smile in his heart and said: "Of course not, they are women, seeing your face, they will only fall in love with you even more."
"That's fine."
The corner of the old man's mouth twitched: "Well, I'm going to go for a walk in the woods, you can do what you want."
"Go for a walk in the woods?" Jiang Chen asked, "What does this mean?"
The old man shrugged: "I'll go and see what kind of reaction those beasts will show when they see my handsome face!"
(End of this chapter)
Rock climbing, mountaineering.
Under the leadership of the old man, Jiang Chen and his party quickly reached the top of the waterfall.
The highest point of Keel Stream.
Standing here, you can overlook the entire keel stream.
It really gives people a sense of sight that will be the top of the mountain and see the small mountains at a glance.
Start work, work.
The little urchin and the others were busy at the designated place, while Jiang Chen stood in the distance, planning a bright future and vision for the old man.
No matter how strong the strong man is, no matter how skilled the master is, he is still a mortal person after all.
And since it is a human being, it is bound to have desires.
Desire is often the weakness of this person.
There is no hurdle that cannot be overcome, and there is no powerful enemy that cannot be dealt with.
You only need to pinpoint his vital weakness, and you can solve all the problems without any effort.
As for Jiang Chen, he successfully defeated the old man with his sharp observation ability, meticulous thinking, and perfect tongue, and at the same time completely fooled the old man into the beautiful world he set up.
Rumble!
The little naughty boy and the others pressed the remote control, and the whole mountain shook accordingly.
The dust was flying, covering the sky.
It was as if the whole mountain had collapsed.
After a long time, most of the dust has finally settled down.
The old man flapped his hands in front of him twice, and immediately said: "The cannon battle you are talking about is really powerful."
Jiang Chen said with a smile: "If this thing blows up ordinary people, it can kill several people at once. Let me tell you, it's thanks to the fact that I quickly hired these knowledgeable people after winning the lottery, otherwise if there are those who covet my money and handsomeness The person with the face made this thing for me, and I think there will be no dregs left after I die."
"Um... Listening to what you just said about the dangers outside, I can understand their methods at all costs for money."
As he said that, the old man asked curiously: "But is there still someone coveting a handsome face these days?"
Jiang Chen sighed: "Senior, hearing you ask such a question, I really want you to go out for a while, you really don't know, the world outside is really... hey, I don't know I know how to describe it!"
"So sinister?"
"Let me give you the simplest example!"
Jiang Chen's ability to fool people is really not just talking about it casually.
For making up stories, it is almost possible to speak out and become an article.
He paused and said, "Do you still remember the woman who entered Tongtian Dao with me last time?"
"Well. What's the matter?" the old man asked.
Jiang Chen asked again: "How does she look like?"
"Very beautiful." The old man chuckled: "I have seen many beauties when I was young, but none of them can compare to her."
"But you know, I have at least ten beauties like her around me."
"so much!"
"Of course, they all want to be with me, wishing they would follow me to the toilet. Then why do you think they want to be with me?" Jiang Chen asked again.
The old man thought for a while: "Are you rich?"
"I just won the lottery yesterday and those women showed up a long time ago."
"Does that mean that you are eloquent and have some strength?"
"No, no, there are many people who can speak well these days. I can't do it at all. As for strength, go to Baiyun City for a while, and there are countless people who are more powerful than me."
"Why can that be?" the old man asked curiously.
Jiang Chen spread his hands: "It's because of my handsome face."
Between words, Jiang Chen said again: "In fact, it's not just women, even many men are jealous and want to kill me when they see my face. face."
"Tsk."
The old man shrank his neck: "Then according to what you say, I can't say it, it's really too dangerous outside."
"Who said it wasn't."
Jiang Chen said melancholy at first, and then changed the subject: "But senior, don't worry, the houses here will be built soon, and by then you will not only have the entire dragon bone stream here, but also have the only one in the mountain. The single-family villa, as well as the beautiful and beautiful maids, will definitely live a life happier than that of a fairy, and there is no need to worry about external troubles at all."
The old man nodded, and then asked again: "By the way, how do you think I can score outside with my appearance?"
Jiang Chen looked at the old man with a serious face, then straightened his chin and said, "If ten is a perfect score, then your current appearance can be scored seven."
"Only seven points?" The old man murmured in disappointment.
"If you trim your beard and cut your hair, I think with your angular facial features, you should be able to get close to ten."
"Really!" The old man's eyes flashed, and suddenly a big knife appeared in his hand, and he casually threw it to Jiang Chen: "Come on!"
Jiang Chen shook the saber in his hand: "What a treasure, this is a real precious saber made of black steel, with the blade and handle integrated."
"That's not important, the important thing is that you give me a haircut." The old man smiled.
Hearing this, the corners of Jiang Chen's mouth twitched twice.
Haircut with a treasured sword that can drive countless martial arts people crazy outside?
It is worthy of being a master in the hidden world.
This kind of handwriting, convinced!
Jiang Chen shook his head, and put the knife aside: "How can you use such a precious knife for haircuts and shaves?"
As he said that, he took out a small dagger: "Come, let me show you my other talents!"
The old man didn't hesitate, and sat directly in front of Jiang Chen.
Trim beard, haircut.
After a busy day, Jiang Chen showed a satisfied smile.
"Perfect! With your current appearance, it is definitely 9.9 points!"
The old man walked to the side of the water and looked at himself through the reflection. Not to mention that after some pruning, it really looks a lot better, at least it is not difficult to unkempt and not so messy.
He turned his head to look at Jiang Chen and asked, "Ten is a perfect score, 9.9 is still missing that 0.1. Is it because I'm old?"
"No, no, old age is not a deduction item, but a bonus item. You don't know that many little girls out there are particularly obsessed with your old style."
"Aren't you obsessed with Uncle Fan'er?" The little urchin next to him blurted out subconsciously.
Jiang Chen immediately glared at him: "You prodigal son who looks for misses every day, you know nothing!"
The little naughty boy glanced at him angrily, if the old man wasn't here, he would definitely pounce on him and scratch Jiang Chen's face.
Huh?
Why would I want to scratch his face?
When the little urchin was thinking secretly, the old man looked at Jiang Chen again and asked, "Why is that?"
"I don't give you that 0.1 because I'm afraid you'll be proud. In addition, my talent and appearance are full marks. You are better than me in other aspects. This appearance must be slightly weaker than mine."
"Hahaha!"
Hearing this, the old man was not angry, but laughed and said: "Okay, I will save face and let you be a little stronger than me."
But at this point, the old man moved closer to Jiang Chen's side: "No, you said that being handsome is easy to be envied by others, then I have a score of 9.9 now, will the maid you brought get hurt because of this?" Hurt me?"
Jiang Chen suppressed the smile in his heart and said: "Of course not, they are women, seeing your face, they will only fall in love with you even more."
"That's fine."
The corner of the old man's mouth twitched: "Well, I'm going to go for a walk in the woods, you can do what you want."
"Go for a walk in the woods?" Jiang Chen asked, "What does this mean?"
The old man shrugged: "I'll go and see what kind of reaction those beasts will show when they see my handsome face!"
(End of this chapter)
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