The best little magician in the countryside
Chapter 865 Don't talk about ideals too vulgar, just talk about money!
Chapter 865 Don't talk about ideals too vulgar, just talk about money!
"Hu! Hu! Hu!"
After listening to Jiang Chen's words, the bald man in unbearable pain let out a few breaths.
Now he has an urge to find a big earplug to plug his ears.
To be honest, Jiang Chen's words were almost like a curse, as long as the words came out of his mouth, the bald man felt like he couldn't help but want to beat Jiang Chen violently.
However, the punch just now had clearly told him that it was impossible for him to hit Jiang Chen.
Seeing his expression, Jiang Chen said with a playful smile: "I especially like to see how they want to beat me but can't beat me."
The bald man took a deep breath, supported his drooping arm, turned around and looked at Jiang Chen: "Stop talking nonsense, let's do it."
"What's the rush, let's talk."
"What do I have to talk to you about?" The bald man snorted coldly.
Jiang Chen stood in front of him, and said with a playful smile, "There are a lot of things to talk about, such as what did you eat for lunch? What did you drink? How many girls did you harm yesterday? Or did a meteorite fall when your mother gave birth to you? ..."
"You!" The bald man glared at Jiang Chen: "You talk a lot!"
"Then be serious." Jiang Chen smiled and said, "Tell me, who is the master behind you!"
"You think I'm going to sue..."
puff!
Halfway through the bald man's words, Jiang Chen threw out a silver needle.
Of course, it didn't kill him, and it didn't hit his vitals either.
Instead, it pierced the side of his throat, making him unable to make a sound no matter how hard he tried.
After feeling this, the bald man cast a questioning look at Jiang Chen.
"Since you don't want to say it, then shut up first."
Jiang Chen smiled at Lan Yu: "Clean up the battlefield, and find a hole for those dogs when we get there."
"You still have aftermath business?" Lan Yu laughed.
Jiang Chen shrugged his shoulders: "Let them lie upright here in public. I don't want to be chased all the way to Beiyu City by the officials."
Having said that, he suddenly changed the subject: "Of course, more importantly, I haven't figured out whether to let them lie down or let them lie down."
Lan Yu gave him a contemptuous look, then dragged the big men into the car, and muttered, "I found out that you've talked more than that fellow Longlin lately."
In fact, Lan Yu knew that Jiang Chen did this because he didn't want to leave any traces for those who followed them.
As for not directly killing the bald man, he wanted to get some useful news from him.
And here is obviously not a place where you can have a good chat, so you can only take them away.
After a busy moment, Lan Yu clapped his hands: "What's the matter? I'll follow you in their Accord car?"
Jiang Chen nodded: "Let's drive it. After we have a foothold, can't we save money on buying a car?"
Lan Yu raised her middle finger at Jiang Chen: "Forget it if you kill me!"
After all, he got into the driver's seat of the Accord.
But Jiang Chen shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile: "It's not called picking, it's called knowing how to live. What year is it now, do you think it's easy to make some money?"
After finishing speaking, he turned around and looked at the man in the peaked cap and the others: "Brothers, do you want to go crazy?"
"Master!"
The man in the peaked cap trotted over and said, "Let's stop driving. I'll be your driver. Let's go to Beiyu City to have a good drink and connect with each other."
Jiang Chen raised his eyebrows: "What did you call me?"
"Master!" The man in the peaked cap smiled and said, "I want to learn Kung Fu from you!"
"Kung Fu is not so easy to learn."
"It's okay, I've endured hardships, and the last thing I'm afraid of is difficulties!" The man in the peaked cap swore.
Jiang Chen walked towards the car and said with a smile: "The problem is that I don't have the idea of accepting apprentices."
"Don't." The man in the peaked cap followed with a flattering smile on his face and said, "Your kung fu is definitely considered a peerless martial art. Passing down this unique knowledge can also allow our Huaxia Kung Fu to be carried forward earlier."
Jiang Chen paused for a moment, looked at the man in the peaked cap, thought for a while and said: "Your words are very beautiful, but I still don't plan to take you as an apprentice."
"I……"
"It's useless for you to talk about those ideals and dreams with him." When the man in the cap was about to say something, Lan Yu laughed beside him in the Accord.
The man in the peaked cap asked: "Then what is useful?"
"Is there anything that money can't solve these days?" Lan Yu asked with a playful smile.
The man in the peaked cap slapped his forehead suddenly, and then said: "Yes, this apprentice can't just talk about it."
As he said that, he looked at Jiang Chen: "Master, don't worry, when I arrive in Beiyu City, I will definitely arrange a ceremony for the apprenticeship ceremony, and then I will give you a large amount of apprenticeship fees, and in the future every three festivals and two birthdays I will show enough sincerity to honor you."
"Three festivals and two longevity?" The tall man next to him asked, "What is it?"
The man in the peaked cap gave him a contemptuous look: "The three festivals are Spring Festival, Lantern Festival, and Mid-Autumn Festival, and the two birthdays are Master's birthday and Master's wife's birthday."
After finishing speaking, he looked at Jiang Chen again: "Master, how do you feel?"
Jiang Chen opened the driver's door, shook his head and said, "Do you think I'm such a materialistic person?"
"Come, come, let me drive!" The man in the peaked cap sat directly in the driver's seat.
Jiang Chen thought for a while, then went around from the front of the car and got into the co-pilot's seat.
After everyone got in the car, the man in the peaked cap took the lead in driving at the front, and while driving on the high speed, he launched various strategies to learn from Jiang Chen.
From martial arts should not break the inheritance to the point that there should be more bloody men when aliens attack the earth.
From arranging Jiang Chen's residence when he arrived in Beiyu City to taking him to enjoy all kinds of food, wine and beauties throughout Beiyu City.
In short, the discourse is constantly on the offensive.
In the end, Jiang Chen was really impatient.
He interrupted the man in the peaked cap, and said, "If you keep talking nonsense, I will get out of the car."
The corner of the man's mouth twitched twice: "Just agree to accept me as an apprentice. I have already boasted to my companions. If you don't agree, then how can I mess around."
"Why are you messing around with me?" Jiang Chen laughed.
The man in the peaked cap pursed his lips: "Master, tell me, how can you agree to accept me as an apprentice."
"No matter what you do, it is impossible for me to accept you as an apprentice." Jiang Chen said firmly.
Hearing this, the man in the peaked cap pursed his lips in disappointment.
Just when he was about to continue talking, Jiang Chen changed the subject again: "But, for the sake of your sincerity, I can teach you a few simple tricks. After all, what you just said is right, My Huaxia Kung Fu should indeed be passed on widely, only in this way can it truly flourish."
"Is what you said true, Master?" the man in the peaked cap suddenly asked excitedly.
Jiang Chen waved his hand: "Don't call me master, and don't be too happy, I just teach you a few simple tricks."
"Good good!"
Just when the man in the cap was nodding excitedly, Jiang Chen suddenly changed his subject: "Although he is not called a master, the tuition fees that should be taught should also be taught."
"Ah?" Seeing that Jiang Chen was not moved by money before, and when he said that he wanted to let Chinese Kung Fu be passed on, he really thought that Jiang Chen was an expert who used money as dung.
But at this time, the sudden change of the topic caused Jiang Chen's position in his heart to drop a lot.
Just when he was in a daze, Jiang Chen raised his eyebrows and asked, "What? Are you not happy?"
"No, no, no!" The man in the cap hurriedly shook his head.
Jiang Chen glanced at him: "Drive well, let me think about what tricks I should teach you to make you stronger."
"Okay, Master, take your time to think about it." The man in the peaked cap smiled.
"You should also think about it along the way."
"What am I thinking about?"
"Thinking about how much this tuition fee should give me is more appropriate!"
"I..." Several black lines suddenly appeared on the forehead of the man in the cap...
(End of this chapter)
"Hu! Hu! Hu!"
After listening to Jiang Chen's words, the bald man in unbearable pain let out a few breaths.
Now he has an urge to find a big earplug to plug his ears.
To be honest, Jiang Chen's words were almost like a curse, as long as the words came out of his mouth, the bald man felt like he couldn't help but want to beat Jiang Chen violently.
However, the punch just now had clearly told him that it was impossible for him to hit Jiang Chen.
Seeing his expression, Jiang Chen said with a playful smile: "I especially like to see how they want to beat me but can't beat me."
The bald man took a deep breath, supported his drooping arm, turned around and looked at Jiang Chen: "Stop talking nonsense, let's do it."
"What's the rush, let's talk."
"What do I have to talk to you about?" The bald man snorted coldly.
Jiang Chen stood in front of him, and said with a playful smile, "There are a lot of things to talk about, such as what did you eat for lunch? What did you drink? How many girls did you harm yesterday? Or did a meteorite fall when your mother gave birth to you? ..."
"You!" The bald man glared at Jiang Chen: "You talk a lot!"
"Then be serious." Jiang Chen smiled and said, "Tell me, who is the master behind you!"
"You think I'm going to sue..."
puff!
Halfway through the bald man's words, Jiang Chen threw out a silver needle.
Of course, it didn't kill him, and it didn't hit his vitals either.
Instead, it pierced the side of his throat, making him unable to make a sound no matter how hard he tried.
After feeling this, the bald man cast a questioning look at Jiang Chen.
"Since you don't want to say it, then shut up first."
Jiang Chen smiled at Lan Yu: "Clean up the battlefield, and find a hole for those dogs when we get there."
"You still have aftermath business?" Lan Yu laughed.
Jiang Chen shrugged his shoulders: "Let them lie upright here in public. I don't want to be chased all the way to Beiyu City by the officials."
Having said that, he suddenly changed the subject: "Of course, more importantly, I haven't figured out whether to let them lie down or let them lie down."
Lan Yu gave him a contemptuous look, then dragged the big men into the car, and muttered, "I found out that you've talked more than that fellow Longlin lately."
In fact, Lan Yu knew that Jiang Chen did this because he didn't want to leave any traces for those who followed them.
As for not directly killing the bald man, he wanted to get some useful news from him.
And here is obviously not a place where you can have a good chat, so you can only take them away.
After a busy moment, Lan Yu clapped his hands: "What's the matter? I'll follow you in their Accord car?"
Jiang Chen nodded: "Let's drive it. After we have a foothold, can't we save money on buying a car?"
Lan Yu raised her middle finger at Jiang Chen: "Forget it if you kill me!"
After all, he got into the driver's seat of the Accord.
But Jiang Chen shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile: "It's not called picking, it's called knowing how to live. What year is it now, do you think it's easy to make some money?"
After finishing speaking, he turned around and looked at the man in the peaked cap and the others: "Brothers, do you want to go crazy?"
"Master!"
The man in the peaked cap trotted over and said, "Let's stop driving. I'll be your driver. Let's go to Beiyu City to have a good drink and connect with each other."
Jiang Chen raised his eyebrows: "What did you call me?"
"Master!" The man in the peaked cap smiled and said, "I want to learn Kung Fu from you!"
"Kung Fu is not so easy to learn."
"It's okay, I've endured hardships, and the last thing I'm afraid of is difficulties!" The man in the peaked cap swore.
Jiang Chen walked towards the car and said with a smile: "The problem is that I don't have the idea of accepting apprentices."
"Don't." The man in the peaked cap followed with a flattering smile on his face and said, "Your kung fu is definitely considered a peerless martial art. Passing down this unique knowledge can also allow our Huaxia Kung Fu to be carried forward earlier."
Jiang Chen paused for a moment, looked at the man in the peaked cap, thought for a while and said: "Your words are very beautiful, but I still don't plan to take you as an apprentice."
"I……"
"It's useless for you to talk about those ideals and dreams with him." When the man in the cap was about to say something, Lan Yu laughed beside him in the Accord.
The man in the peaked cap asked: "Then what is useful?"
"Is there anything that money can't solve these days?" Lan Yu asked with a playful smile.
The man in the peaked cap slapped his forehead suddenly, and then said: "Yes, this apprentice can't just talk about it."
As he said that, he looked at Jiang Chen: "Master, don't worry, when I arrive in Beiyu City, I will definitely arrange a ceremony for the apprenticeship ceremony, and then I will give you a large amount of apprenticeship fees, and in the future every three festivals and two birthdays I will show enough sincerity to honor you."
"Three festivals and two longevity?" The tall man next to him asked, "What is it?"
The man in the peaked cap gave him a contemptuous look: "The three festivals are Spring Festival, Lantern Festival, and Mid-Autumn Festival, and the two birthdays are Master's birthday and Master's wife's birthday."
After finishing speaking, he looked at Jiang Chen again: "Master, how do you feel?"
Jiang Chen opened the driver's door, shook his head and said, "Do you think I'm such a materialistic person?"
"Come, come, let me drive!" The man in the peaked cap sat directly in the driver's seat.
Jiang Chen thought for a while, then went around from the front of the car and got into the co-pilot's seat.
After everyone got in the car, the man in the peaked cap took the lead in driving at the front, and while driving on the high speed, he launched various strategies to learn from Jiang Chen.
From martial arts should not break the inheritance to the point that there should be more bloody men when aliens attack the earth.
From arranging Jiang Chen's residence when he arrived in Beiyu City to taking him to enjoy all kinds of food, wine and beauties throughout Beiyu City.
In short, the discourse is constantly on the offensive.
In the end, Jiang Chen was really impatient.
He interrupted the man in the peaked cap, and said, "If you keep talking nonsense, I will get out of the car."
The corner of the man's mouth twitched twice: "Just agree to accept me as an apprentice. I have already boasted to my companions. If you don't agree, then how can I mess around."
"Why are you messing around with me?" Jiang Chen laughed.
The man in the peaked cap pursed his lips: "Master, tell me, how can you agree to accept me as an apprentice."
"No matter what you do, it is impossible for me to accept you as an apprentice." Jiang Chen said firmly.
Hearing this, the man in the peaked cap pursed his lips in disappointment.
Just when he was about to continue talking, Jiang Chen changed the subject again: "But, for the sake of your sincerity, I can teach you a few simple tricks. After all, what you just said is right, My Huaxia Kung Fu should indeed be passed on widely, only in this way can it truly flourish."
"Is what you said true, Master?" the man in the peaked cap suddenly asked excitedly.
Jiang Chen waved his hand: "Don't call me master, and don't be too happy, I just teach you a few simple tricks."
"Good good!"
Just when the man in the cap was nodding excitedly, Jiang Chen suddenly changed his subject: "Although he is not called a master, the tuition fees that should be taught should also be taught."
"Ah?" Seeing that Jiang Chen was not moved by money before, and when he said that he wanted to let Chinese Kung Fu be passed on, he really thought that Jiang Chen was an expert who used money as dung.
But at this time, the sudden change of the topic caused Jiang Chen's position in his heart to drop a lot.
Just when he was in a daze, Jiang Chen raised his eyebrows and asked, "What? Are you not happy?"
"No, no, no!" The man in the cap hurriedly shook his head.
Jiang Chen glanced at him: "Drive well, let me think about what tricks I should teach you to make you stronger."
"Okay, Master, take your time to think about it." The man in the peaked cap smiled.
"You should also think about it along the way."
"What am I thinking about?"
"Thinking about how much this tuition fee should give me is more appropriate!"
"I..." Several black lines suddenly appeared on the forehead of the man in the cap...
(End of this chapter)
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