The best little magician in the countryside
Chapter 882 These 3 words are the biggest joke in the world
Chapter 882 These three words are the biggest joke in the world
The man covered his flushed face and looked at Shabi with a look of astonishment in his eyes.
He couldn't believe that Shabi dared to really hit him.
In the man's mind, since Jiang Chen and the others decided to come here to open a shop, they must have understood the folk customs of Beiyu City to some extent.
In Beiyu City, no matter the residents in the new city or the natives in the old city, they are very resistant to outsiders.
Because in their eyes, foreign people who want to develop here are here to steal money from them.
So, in the man's mind, Jiang Chen and the others left because of the money at most, and they would never and would not dare to do it just because of his few words of ridicule.
But now, not only did he make a move, but this posture also gave him a sense of déjà vu that he would not give up if he knelt down and begged for mercy if he didn't fight today.
When the man was dazed in astonishment, Shabi came to him again in three steps and two steps.
The moment his left hand grabbed his collar, his right hand turned into a fist and punched him directly in the side face.
Bang!
puff!
I don't know if it's the strength of the fist, or the man is too fragile.
The seemingly innocuous punch made his mouth and nose bleed.
"Don't... don't fight!"
The girl also reacted after being slightly startled, and hurriedly stepped forward to dissuade her.
Shabi looked at the girl, and then let go of the man's collar.
While helping the man dust off his body, the girl murmured, "We sell and you buy. It's just a normal transaction. Why do you have to do it?"
"Do it? I have the heart to kill him!" Shabi snorted coldly.
The girl's complexion changed slightly: "The price he said just now is a bit higher, but it can still be negotiated."
"I hit him, do you think it's just because of the price?"
"What else could it be?" asked the girl.
Shabi took a deep breath, took out his phone and clicked on the photo album.
When he put the comparison photo just now in front of the girl and the man, their expressions suddenly changed.
The girl trembled slightly, and looked at the man in panic.
And the man, after dodging his eyes for a moment, gritted his teeth and said to Shabi: "Okay, you can just hit me, but you dare to secretly take pictures of my girlfriend, I will call someone here..."
Snapped!
Hearing this, Shabi slapped her again: "Your girlfriend? It's already this time, and you still have the face to tell me it's your girlfriend?"
"I……"
When the man was about to refute, Shabi clicked on another page on the phone.
Immediately, chat records appeared in front of everyone.
Seeing this, both the man and the girl subconsciously took out their mobile phones.
Shabi snorted coldly: "Don't look at it, I have already hacked your mobile phone, and I have read every word you have talked about."
Hearing this, the man's arm shook slightly, and the phone he was holding almost fell to the ground.
"You...you are really stupid...stupid..."
"That's right, I'm the idiot you mentioned in your chat!" Shabi said with a gloomy expression, "I really didn't expect that we would meet in such a way!"
"I..." The corner of the man's mouth twitched, he hastily pushed the girl forward, and said to Shabi: "Brother Sha, you misunderstood, I am not Xiaoxuan's girlfriend, I am her brother."
"Brother?" Shabi sneered.
"Yes, Xiaoxuan is your girlfriend. She should have told me a few days ago that the two of you have moved from the end of online dating to reality together. Didn't I want to help her sell the house and then take the money to give You guys are building a big villa in the east of the city as a wedding room."
As he said that, the man looked at Jiang Chen and Lan Yu with an apologetic smile on his face: "It was just that the flood rushed into the Dragon King Temple, and my family fell out with my own family."
Hearing this, Jiang Chen suddenly sneered: "To tell you the truth, I shouldn't have interrupted this matter, but what you said just now is simply treating us all as fools."
"I……"
"Isn't it?" Shabi looked directly at him and said, "I have read all your chat records, and I have also read all the messages you have sent. is that useful?"
The man froze for a moment: "Actually, I..."
"What are you?" Shabi interrupted him, and said with a self-deprecating smile: "Cheat me out of money in Xiaoxuan's name? Buy a house and a car to live a carefree life, and now you still have to take my house with you I want money?"
"I……"
"shut up!"
Shabi raised his hand and slapped it again, and continued to scold: "If it was Xiaoxuan who chatted with me all this time and asked me for money, I wouldn't say anything. I wouldn't be cheated by the woman I like. What to do with him!"
"But what disgusts me is that the person I've been chatting with is you. Xiaoxuan is just a tool you use to lie to me. No wonder you haven't made a video with me all this time. I'm worried that I'll miss it once the video is done. Trapped, right?"
Hearing this, Xiaoxuan who was next to him saw the murderous intent on Shabi's face getting stronger, and said in a low voice: "Brother Sha, I'm sorry we knew we were wrong."
"Wrong?" Shabi squinted at Xiaoxuan and asked, "You lied to me for three years and four months. Not only did you cheat me of all my money, but you also cheated me of all my good thoughts about you."
"When I came here this time, I was full of joy thinking that I could finally see my fairy daughter-in-law, and finally be able to no longer be separated from my fairy wife by thousands of miles. After being stable, I could live a happy and happy life."
Speaking of this, Shabi suddenly changed the subject: "But I never thought that the person I chatted with in the past three years turned out to be a man, and the woman I love is this man's girlfriend."
"A man pretends to be my beloved woman to raise a woman who has nothing to do with me! Do you think all this can be solved with the word "sorry?"
"I..." Xiaoxuan said regretfully, "I'm really sorry."
"Oh, these three words are simply the biggest joke in the world!" Shabi clenched his fists and snorted coldly, "For three years, I have regarded Xiaoxuan in my heart as a fairy, and Xiaoxuan in my heart But she has been lying to me with a real Xiaoxuan, not only cheating my money, but also cheating my feelings."
As he said that, he laughed at himself again: "Actually, you are right, I am a real idiot!"
"No...it's not like that." The girl said hastily.
"It's not like this, so what?" Shabi asked back: "If I wasn't a fool, wouldn't I have no idea that I was cheated so badly by you? If I wasn't a fool, would I trust you all?"
The more he talked, the more excited Shabi became, so that he stepped forward and grabbed the man by the collar again, raised his fist and slapped him while cursing: "Do you know what the hell, I'm a computer player Even if the technology is not at the forefront of the world, it is still enough to stabilize the top of China. With my strength, I can get any information from you in minutes."
"But I don't, because I regard this love as the purest emotion in the world, keeping all the beauty and mystery, just to let me walk out of the dream at the moment of meeting, and see me in the fairyland. Dear woman!"
Bang!
He punched him again, gritted his teeth and shouted hoarsely: "But now, what you guys gave me was not a surprise, but a fright! Fuck the fright that made me live in nausea for the rest of my life!"
(End of this chapter)
The man covered his flushed face and looked at Shabi with a look of astonishment in his eyes.
He couldn't believe that Shabi dared to really hit him.
In the man's mind, since Jiang Chen and the others decided to come here to open a shop, they must have understood the folk customs of Beiyu City to some extent.
In Beiyu City, no matter the residents in the new city or the natives in the old city, they are very resistant to outsiders.
Because in their eyes, foreign people who want to develop here are here to steal money from them.
So, in the man's mind, Jiang Chen and the others left because of the money at most, and they would never and would not dare to do it just because of his few words of ridicule.
But now, not only did he make a move, but this posture also gave him a sense of déjà vu that he would not give up if he knelt down and begged for mercy if he didn't fight today.
When the man was dazed in astonishment, Shabi came to him again in three steps and two steps.
The moment his left hand grabbed his collar, his right hand turned into a fist and punched him directly in the side face.
Bang!
puff!
I don't know if it's the strength of the fist, or the man is too fragile.
The seemingly innocuous punch made his mouth and nose bleed.
"Don't... don't fight!"
The girl also reacted after being slightly startled, and hurriedly stepped forward to dissuade her.
Shabi looked at the girl, and then let go of the man's collar.
While helping the man dust off his body, the girl murmured, "We sell and you buy. It's just a normal transaction. Why do you have to do it?"
"Do it? I have the heart to kill him!" Shabi snorted coldly.
The girl's complexion changed slightly: "The price he said just now is a bit higher, but it can still be negotiated."
"I hit him, do you think it's just because of the price?"
"What else could it be?" asked the girl.
Shabi took a deep breath, took out his phone and clicked on the photo album.
When he put the comparison photo just now in front of the girl and the man, their expressions suddenly changed.
The girl trembled slightly, and looked at the man in panic.
And the man, after dodging his eyes for a moment, gritted his teeth and said to Shabi: "Okay, you can just hit me, but you dare to secretly take pictures of my girlfriend, I will call someone here..."
Snapped!
Hearing this, Shabi slapped her again: "Your girlfriend? It's already this time, and you still have the face to tell me it's your girlfriend?"
"I……"
When the man was about to refute, Shabi clicked on another page on the phone.
Immediately, chat records appeared in front of everyone.
Seeing this, both the man and the girl subconsciously took out their mobile phones.
Shabi snorted coldly: "Don't look at it, I have already hacked your mobile phone, and I have read every word you have talked about."
Hearing this, the man's arm shook slightly, and the phone he was holding almost fell to the ground.
"You...you are really stupid...stupid..."
"That's right, I'm the idiot you mentioned in your chat!" Shabi said with a gloomy expression, "I really didn't expect that we would meet in such a way!"
"I..." The corner of the man's mouth twitched, he hastily pushed the girl forward, and said to Shabi: "Brother Sha, you misunderstood, I am not Xiaoxuan's girlfriend, I am her brother."
"Brother?" Shabi sneered.
"Yes, Xiaoxuan is your girlfriend. She should have told me a few days ago that the two of you have moved from the end of online dating to reality together. Didn't I want to help her sell the house and then take the money to give You guys are building a big villa in the east of the city as a wedding room."
As he said that, the man looked at Jiang Chen and Lan Yu with an apologetic smile on his face: "It was just that the flood rushed into the Dragon King Temple, and my family fell out with my own family."
Hearing this, Jiang Chen suddenly sneered: "To tell you the truth, I shouldn't have interrupted this matter, but what you said just now is simply treating us all as fools."
"I……"
"Isn't it?" Shabi looked directly at him and said, "I have read all your chat records, and I have also read all the messages you have sent. is that useful?"
The man froze for a moment: "Actually, I..."
"What are you?" Shabi interrupted him, and said with a self-deprecating smile: "Cheat me out of money in Xiaoxuan's name? Buy a house and a car to live a carefree life, and now you still have to take my house with you I want money?"
"I……"
"shut up!"
Shabi raised his hand and slapped it again, and continued to scold: "If it was Xiaoxuan who chatted with me all this time and asked me for money, I wouldn't say anything. I wouldn't be cheated by the woman I like. What to do with him!"
"But what disgusts me is that the person I've been chatting with is you. Xiaoxuan is just a tool you use to lie to me. No wonder you haven't made a video with me all this time. I'm worried that I'll miss it once the video is done. Trapped, right?"
Hearing this, Xiaoxuan who was next to him saw the murderous intent on Shabi's face getting stronger, and said in a low voice: "Brother Sha, I'm sorry we knew we were wrong."
"Wrong?" Shabi squinted at Xiaoxuan and asked, "You lied to me for three years and four months. Not only did you cheat me of all my money, but you also cheated me of all my good thoughts about you."
"When I came here this time, I was full of joy thinking that I could finally see my fairy daughter-in-law, and finally be able to no longer be separated from my fairy wife by thousands of miles. After being stable, I could live a happy and happy life."
Speaking of this, Shabi suddenly changed the subject: "But I never thought that the person I chatted with in the past three years turned out to be a man, and the woman I love is this man's girlfriend."
"A man pretends to be my beloved woman to raise a woman who has nothing to do with me! Do you think all this can be solved with the word "sorry?"
"I..." Xiaoxuan said regretfully, "I'm really sorry."
"Oh, these three words are simply the biggest joke in the world!" Shabi clenched his fists and snorted coldly, "For three years, I have regarded Xiaoxuan in my heart as a fairy, and Xiaoxuan in my heart But she has been lying to me with a real Xiaoxuan, not only cheating my money, but also cheating my feelings."
As he said that, he laughed at himself again: "Actually, you are right, I am a real idiot!"
"No...it's not like that." The girl said hastily.
"It's not like this, so what?" Shabi asked back: "If I wasn't a fool, wouldn't I have no idea that I was cheated so badly by you? If I wasn't a fool, would I trust you all?"
The more he talked, the more excited Shabi became, so that he stepped forward and grabbed the man by the collar again, raised his fist and slapped him while cursing: "Do you know what the hell, I'm a computer player Even if the technology is not at the forefront of the world, it is still enough to stabilize the top of China. With my strength, I can get any information from you in minutes."
"But I don't, because I regard this love as the purest emotion in the world, keeping all the beauty and mystery, just to let me walk out of the dream at the moment of meeting, and see me in the fairyland. Dear woman!"
Bang!
He punched him again, gritted his teeth and shouted hoarsely: "But now, what you guys gave me was not a surprise, but a fright! Fuck the fright that made me live in nausea for the rest of my life!"
(End of this chapter)
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