The best feng shui master

Chapter 1080 Freshmen
Chen Yi didn't stay long in the Twin Towers, and Chen Yi bid farewell to everyone.

I have been wandering outside for a long time, and I am used to the endlessness of the South China Sea and the desolation of Myanmar. When I get stuck in a traffic jam, I am not used to it.

It is said that a taxi in front had an accident, and the driver sat on the ground cursing, calling out to hell today.

"Grandma, a big living person, how can you say that if you don't see him, you will disappear? You won't even pay the fare!"

"If you don't pay the fare, you won't pay the fare. Damn it, what's the matter with kicking off my car door?"

A traffic policeman came over and said with contemptuous eyes, "Wang Mazi, it's you again, did you make a detour and get your car smashed?"

"Ms. Shaote's sarcastic remarks, I'll just ask, if someone smashes a car without paying, do you care or not?" The taxi master named Wang Mazi was annoyed.

Today he dragged a weird guy with no hair and no eyebrows around the city. Seeing that he didn't understand anything and looked like a bumpkin entering the city, he thought about taking a detour and making some money, but Unexpectedly, that country bumpkin was not earthy, so he saw through his tricks at a glance.

The taxi driver has been hanging out for a long time, and he is also quite arrogant. After a few words, he picked up a wrench and wanted to "theoretical theory", but the man was not only not nervous nor afraid, he just cursed "" People's hearts are not old, the world is broken", and then heard a loud "bang", his car door flew out, and the weird man with no hair and no eyebrows disappeared.

After listening to the traffic policeman, he sneered again, "Come on, of course you have to, but you have to find that person for me, otherwise how can I take care of it, who knows if your mother is cheating on your own insurance?" said the middle-aged traffic policeman, It seems to be very familiar with him, with a look of "seeing through you".

"I, I don't need such a tragic trick if I touch porcelain insurance. As for me, I broke all the doors of the car..."

When Chen Yi heard this while in a traffic jam, he couldn't laugh or cry. It's really a bad person who has been doing this for a long time. Even if he becomes a victim one day, he will be misunderstood in various ways!

At the same time, he also thought that the bumpkin who "kicked the door" should be a monk, and his cultivation level is not low!

He couldn't help but think of the weird guy he met in the South China Sea, who also had no hair and no eyebrows, but then he shook his head and dismissed the idea. ?
"If I meet him, with my current strength, I don't know if I can fight him," Chen Yi thought while driving.

Thinking about it, it's not as good. Even though he has such a perfect spiritual power circulation system, he has only a short time to become Dzogchen, and he still can't properly block the ferocious attack of his divine sense with just one finger.

"What the hell, anyway, that Wu~Mao hero is a friend rather than an enemy, and he won't fight him for no reason. Even if he really fights, I can fight for a long time. I can't beat him, but I can't die either!" Chen Yi thought. , as long as you give him time, he will surpass anyone!

Back home, Luo Yan and Jiang Xin had already prepared lunch, and it could be seen that they had put a lot of thought into it.

Without further ado, Chen Yi sat down and gorged himself. For them, the best thanks and praise was to wipe out all the food!

Sure enough, after Chen Yi almost licked the plate clean, the two girls smiled with satisfaction.

"Squeak!"

"Bang bang bang!"

Not long after, there was a weird scream and a knock on the wall in the basement, which was from the water monkey.

"Oh, if Chen Yi hadn't brought them, I would have regarded them as monsters," Jiang Xin said with a smile. There was still half a pot of vegetables and meat in the kitchen, and she was about to take them with a smile.

In fact, the vast majority of living beings are the same, and they have good roots in their hearts. If you treat them well, you will naturally know how to be grateful. These two water monkeys are quite intelligent. Of course, I know that the food they enjoy these days is all ginger. Thanks to Xin and Luo Yan's contributions, she was also very polite and respectful to them.

And there is the big devil Chen Yi, one is his daughter-in-law and the other is his mother, how dare he make mistakes.

Chen Yi grinned, his white teeth gleaming, and he was extremely happy.

Jiang Xin scolded with a smile, "You said you, don't you just give them something to eat, so you don't need to be so happy?"

Chen Yi shook his head and said, "It's not for food, but, they're about to give birth!"

"Oh." Jiang Xin agreed casually, and continued to walk forward with the basin in her arms, but before she could take two steps, she suddenly screamed and turned back, "What are you talking about, they are about to give birth?"

"Yeah," Chen Yi nodded, "Let's go and have a look!"

"Go and see, go and see!"

Before Chen Yi could say anything else, Jiang Xin had already put down the basin and rushed over. She was a mother, and she knew the happiness and pain of a mother who was pregnant in October and gave birth. She was very caring and prepared early.

Luo Yan followed closely behind, not like a pregnant woman in labor at all, she was extremely fast, like a gust of wind, took a first-aid kit and a pot of hot water from the room, and ran to the basement.

This was discussed and prepared by the two of them yesterday. If the two water monkeys were not too weird and scary, they both planned to ask the veterinarian.

From the stair passage of a guest room, the three of them went down together, and they saw Liu Er, who was lying on the ground, leaning against the wall, sweaty, Ling Ming, who was at a loss, and the little green bastard who accompanied him there. .

"Go and go, why are you joining in the fun!"

Jiang Xin went in, pushed Chen Yi out again, and at the same time kicked the anxious Qing Yan to Chen Yi's side.

They are all men, oh, and males, what is it like to be in this delivery scene!
Even if the water monkey is not human, it is still an intelligent creature!
"Okay, Qing An and I should go out." Chen Yi took Qing An back the same way because he was bored with the boss.It was also his fault that he rushed in rashly because he was happy for a while.

"Lingming, stop watching. You won't be of much help if you stay here. Leave it to them and go out with me!" Chen Yi also took the male water monkey out before leaving.

Lingming was unwilling at first, as his daughter-in-law was suffering so much, how could he leave, but out of trust in Chen Yi, he went back to the house with him.

"Lingming, you kid didn't expect to have a child before me!"

After going out, Chen Yi smiled and said to Lingming Water Monkey that he was very satisfied with his naming skills. Lingming Stone Monkey, the breed of Sun Dasheng, this guy is also happy to be named.

But after thinking about it, he felt something was wrong again. These two water monkeys have been here for a long, long time. They are much older than him, but they are a little smaller, only about 1.2 meters three, so Chen Yi subconsciously Judging a monkey by its cover.

"Squeak!"

Lingming didn't have so many messy thoughts, he kept jumping around in a hurry, very worried about Liu Er's safety.Although its intelligence is not low, it is a water monkey after all. It doesn't know how powerful he and Liu Er are, and a small childbirth can't cause their lives to be dangerous.

Not to mention childbirth, even a caesarean section without stitches, within two or three months, Liu Er is guaranteed to recover to the point of being alive and kicking.

Of course, there are also reasons for being misled by human beings. It is almost the most dangerous moment for an ordinary person to give birth to a child. They have seen many ordinary people give birth, but they have never seen the same kind give birth. Naturally, they will be the same.

"Panic!"

As soon as the little bastard Qingyan heard the word "have a baby", his little face immediately had a wonderful expression, his mouth was open and his long pink tongue was sticking out, his four paws were upside down, screaming, but it's a pity that this guy can't speak, otherwise It is estimated that I will reach out for sugar.

"Don't worry, I promise there will be no problems again," Chen Yi could only comfort him in this way.

Lingming became quieter now, but he still wandered around the room, and from time to time went to the stairs leading to the underground to look around, looking very funny.

Chen Yi shook his head, and didn't try to persuade him much. If Liu Er, who was in painful labor, was replaced by Luo Yan, Chen Yi would probably be similar to Ling Ming, scratching his ears and cheeks anxiously.

"Wow wow wow..."

Suddenly, a sound similar to a baby crying came in from the basement, louder and louder than the cry of a human child, and more moderate.

"Born, born!"

"It's a boy, it's a boy!"

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Xin and Luo Yan shouted happily.

"Haha, it's a big fat boy, Lingming, hurry up..."

Before Chen Yi finished speaking, Lingming rushed out with a whoosh, leaving only a phantom, and even the floor was cracked. This guy is really in a hurry to be a father.

It didn't take long for Luo Yan and Jiang Xin to hold a black-haired, monkey-cheeked little guy about the size of a half-sized cat with a white towel and walked up.

The little guy waved his paws vigorously and kicked his calf. His strength was not small. Jiang Xin, an adult, could hardly hug him. As she walked, she greeted Chen Yi, "Come here and give me a hand. I can't hold it anymore!"

Chen Yi heard that he dodged over and held the water-returning monkey in his arms. Not to mention, the little guy had great strength, with the strength of a medium-sized dog, it's no wonder Jiang Xin couldn't hold it.

After all, it is a different species. The legendary evil spirit who pulls people into the water is not normal if it is not strong enough.

"Haha, little guy, did your father name you?"

Chen Yi hugged it and joked.Surprisingly, following his words, the little guy stopped struggling and waited for his big round black eyes to size him up curiously.

"Huh?" Chen Yi was very weird. Is this little guy sensible at such a young age?

"Little white-eyed wolf, my mother and I spent so much time delivering it, sweating profusely, but it didn't even look at us. You're fine, why don't you do anything, this guy is so interested in you !"

Luo Yan also felt weird, but didn't think too much about it, and said with a smile.

PS: It's New Year's Eve, the last day of 2016, I wish you all have a good time! !

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