The best feng shui master

Chapter 1084 I am still young

Jiang Xin is a gentle woman, even in middle age, she is still as indifferent as a lotus flower in a quiet place in the lake, fresh and elegant, free from dust.However, at this time, she was extremely furious, and actually followed Chen Yi's words, and took out the leftovers from the refrigerator, and half of the leftover steamed buns, and put them on the table with a "boom".

Almost hurt her and her daughter-in-law, almost hurt the child in the daughter-in-law's womb, almost hurt the familiar and enthusiastic neighbors in the community, she no longer has the kindness to talk to each other.

"Well, it's very fragrant. The cooked rice is very oily and sticks to the tongue. Can you reheat it for me?"

Contrary to everyone's expectations, this hairless hero was not angry at all, and had a hairless face, wanting Jiang Xin to bring him back.

No one is so thick-skinned!

Chen Yi: "..."

Jiang Xin: "..."

Luo Yan: "..."

"Uh, watch what I do, or I'll go by myself!"

The hairless hero looked around, saw everyone stunned, scratched his bald scalp, and started to make a living by himself.

Nima!

If there was a thick-skinned Olympic competition, he would be the undisputed champion, several levels higher than Chen Yi, shameless and skinless are not enough to describe, he is simply skinless and fleshless!

After eating four or five leftovers, the hairless hero stroked his mouth contentedly, with a long aftertaste on his face, like a starving ghost who hadn't eaten in eight lifetimes, extremely happy.

Chen Yi was full of black lines on his forehead, and couldn't help asking, "I said, no hairy hero, what exactly do you want, and why do you keep pestering me?"

"Hairless hero? Bah, I am Qingxuzi Taoist, what a bastard nickname!" Hairless hero finally changed color, very indignant, this nickname is so ugly, it reminded him of some kind of hairless "name~ device".

How can a dignified and manly man be similar to that "Kefu disaster"!
Sitting on the sofa, Chen Yi crossed Erlang's legs, slanted at him, and said contemptuously, "Pay off Xu Zi, I think it's a kidney deficiency child, kidney deficiency leads to blood loss, blood loss leads to hair loss, your mother's loss is so bad."

"You, you, bullying too much, bullying too much!" The hairless hero stood up "chuckle", his eyes almost popped out of his sockets, "I have a reputation all my life, but you can slander me for nothing, I wanted to give it to you!" You have a great opportunity, but Shuzi is not enough and resourceful, let's go!"

After speaking, he turned around and left, floated to the door, and left angrily, as if he had been greatly wronged.

"Slow walk without sending!"

Chen Yichang heaved a sigh of relief, this guy finally got out, he didn't believe in any chance, the first time he saw him, Chen Yi knew that this guy was playing with Xiao Kong's idea, he wouldn't be fooled by that.

Seeing that Qing Xuzi and Mao Daxia really went away, Chen Yi leisurely poured a few cups of tea, Jiang Xin and Luo Yan were puzzled, and asked: "Chen Yi, who is that, so strange."

Chen Yi shrugged, and said, "How do I know, this guy appeared out of nowhere in the South China Sea, and here he is hugging Xiaokong and screaming, I am also at a loss."

"Then you have to be careful, that Qingxuzi is extremely powerful. When you were fighting just now, I couldn't even see your body skills clearly." Luo Yan was still afraid, and told Chen Yi to pay attention to safety.

Chen Yi shook his head and comforted him: "There is no need for this. He is not an unscrupulous person, and his strength is also comparable to mine. As long as there is no absolute conflict of interest, he will not be cruel. Of course, I will not take the initiative to provoke him when I am idle. .”

"That's good. I'll go and see Liu Er. Mom prepared some donkey-hide gelatin for me, and gave it some. Although it's not human and its cultivation is extremely powerful, it's still a pregnant woman. It's always good to have more supplements." .”

Luo Yan is a kind-hearted girl, and Jiang Xin agreed, and took out two boxes of expensive donkey-hide gelatin from the house, and walked to the lake of bachelors.

Not long after the two of them went out, Chen Yi leisurely drank two cups of tea, and Qing Yan was beside him, peeling walnut kernels, eating as clean as he wanted, his little mouth babbled.

Suddenly, he stood up suddenly, and Qing Yan also dropped the walnut snacks, jumped half a meter, stood in front of Chen Yi, and roared towards the door.

Sunlight poured in, a shadow appeared, and then a big bald head reflecting the sun's rays broke into their sight, the hairless hero went back and forth, and stood outside the door with an angry expression on his face.

"Boy, do you understand Corporal Lixian?"

Kidney Xuzi, no, Qingxuzi shouted angrily, ever since he left the community, he has slowed down, waiting for Chen Yi to surrender like an ancient sage king, and chasing him back as a madman, apologizing, it's best Ask again, "What did you teach me, sir?"

He was even afraid that Chen Yi would chase in the wrong direction, so he deliberately left his breath for a while.

However, he didn't even move his butt, just sat there drinking tea and watching TV, not paying attention to him at all.

This eternal routine has failed? !

Chen Yi: "..."

Qing Xuzi resisted the embarrassment, and said angrily: "I had a great opportunity to give you, which is enough to make you look down on the heroes, and even become the highest dragon driver in the past and present, but you are so lucky that you let it go. , It's really sad, sad!"

Seeing Qingxuzi thumping his hands and feet, Chen Yi felt the pain in his molars and couldn't bear it anymore, so he said: "Kidney deficiency, no, Daoist Qingxu, if you have anything to say, just say it clearly. But let’s talk about the ugly words first, don’t hit Xiaokong’s idea, its parents have saved my life, I am not a person who will repay favors!”

"I, you, I..."

Qingxuzi really wanted to say "the conscience of heaven and earth, I didn't say anything", but when the words came to his lips, he couldn't hold them back.He was indeed thinking about Xiaokong, not only Xiaokong, but also the two water monkeys with Lingming six ears!

Chen Yi vomited a smoke ring, and was very disdainful. This trick of deception might be worth a look before the founding of the country, but now people are tired of playing old routines.

In the name of doing what is best for you, it is actually benefiting yourself at the expense of others. It is too low-level, too naive, and the MLM industry has already eliminated two generations of routines!

"You and I……"

Qing Xuzi felt that he had encountered a stone fished out of a latrine, it was smelly and hard, did anyone chat like this?

He kept panting there, Chen Yi was drinking tea and watching TV leisurely, the leaders in the noon news were busy visiting abroad, the stock market was booming, the property market was booming, and the national economic situation was in good shape.

Look, this is called a routine, his stinky level can't even fool a three-year-old now!
"Okay, let's go straight to the point, straight to the point!"

Qing Xuzi hesitated for a long while, but finally left without moving his legs. Sitting opposite Chen Yi, he poured himself a cup of tea and said, "I want those three water monkeys. If you agree with me, I will take them away." I will give you a great opportunity!"

Chen Yi glanced at him, he didn't bother to say anything, and it was still the same.

Looking at Chen Yi's appearance, Qingxuzi seemed to understand what he was thinking in his heart, sneered, and said with some disdain: "Do you think that now that you have become Dzogchen, you will be invincible in the world and have no one in your eyes? Let me tell you, Still a long way to go!"

"Hmph, I'm not scaring you. Although Dzogchen is good, it is far from being invincible, let alone eternal. Throughout the ages, how many people who have surpassed Dzogchen and pursued eternity have turned into a pile of loess under the scouring of time. !"

"Dzogchen can only live to be more than 300 years old at most. Are you really so willing to disappear after [-] years old, leaving only the eternal sigh in the history books and people's mouths?"

Qingxuzi's emotions accumulated to the extreme, and his words were like a string of guns, "Kaka" fired non-stop, and every sentence hit Chen Yi's vital point.

He is very optimistic about Chen Yi, who can become Dzogchen at such a young age. He has never met the second person throughout the ages. In the absence of conflicts of interest, he is naturally very willing to see Chen Yi go further, and he can also On top of Chen Yi's journey, walking is easier.

Chen Yi stared at him blankly until the cigarette was half burned, and then asked, "You said, the lifespan of a Dzogchen person is only over 300 years old?"

"Hmph!" Qing Xuzi snorted coldly, sneering again and again, "What do you think, the human body is a big medicine bottle, which can nourish the living soul to thrive and protect the living soul from wind and rain, but it is also a big shackle , after a certain number of years, it will be shattered and mottled, and it will be difficult to continue! If you want to live forever, you must find other ways!"

Chen Yi smacked his lips and frowned slightly.

I didn't think there was a big problem before, but after hearing what he said, I really felt that 200 years is not much, so I asked, "Then have you found any other way?"

Qing Xuzi picked up the tea, drank it all at once, spit out a mouthful of tea leaves with a "pooh", and said: "There is no end to the road, there must be a chance of survival, of course we can find some ways."

Chen Yi thought of Li Bucai and the ghost he met in the South China Sea, so he asked, "Just like the ghost and ghost, can they live far longer than normal people?"

"Zombie and ghost? Huh, that's just drinking poison to quench thirst!" Qingxuzi stood up proudly, with a slender body, a cold and arrogant face, and an extraordinary temperament. , there is not even a stray hair on his bare chin.

"Cough cough," he coughed twice, hiding his embarrassment, and said, "That's just the worst of the worst strategies. You can't do things, you can't see the light, and when the 500-year limit comes, Da Luo Jinxian will be hard to redeem! That is The stupid behavior of caring about your head and ignoring your back!"

Chen Yi thought for a while, and said, "Then what chance does Taoist Master Qingxu want to give me? Could it be that this is a further step, and I can touch the eternal law of longevity?"

At any rate, Qing Xuzi still had to show his face, and he didn't blow the bullshit to the sky, "I am also looking for the method of longevity, but although what I give you is not the method of longevity, it can also make you go one step further and increase your lifespan by two hundred years! As long as you hand over these three water monkeys to me!"

"No way!" Chen Yi flatly refused, don't even think about it.

"You, don't you feel moved?" Qing Xuzi was anxious.

Chen Yi drank his tea and said, "I'm only 21 this year, and I still have more than 200 years to live. What's the rush? I can't do the betrayal of my friends!"

"You, you, you can't teach a child, you can't teach a child..."

(End of this chapter)