The best feng shui master
Chapter 1110 Corpse Oil Immortality
Chapter 1110 Corpse Oil Immortality
"Hold the grass, what kind of treasure is it that you traded your fiancée for it!" Chen Yi exclaimed.
Qingxuzi also stretched his neck, and said: "Tianyin, what good thing is it? Then Ying Qianguo wants to use you to call him, so it must be very valuable, right?"
Miaoyin Tiannu's face turned red first, then purple, and then black, her chest heaved, and she said angrily, "Beast, you are all beasts, he did such a crazy thing, your first reaction is not to condemn, What kind of treasure are you asking about? Oh my God, what evil did I, Miao Yin, do in my previous life to keep meeting such beastly men."
Chen Yi was so embarrassed that he wanted to die, he said, "Yes, you should be condemned, that guy is just a beast, no, it's not as good as a beast, the beautiful woman who is as beautiful as a flower is willing to give it away, I really don't know what to do, my brain was kicked by a donkey."
"It's still a donkey with chicken blood, damn it, the head is full of shit!" Qing Xuzi followed suit and scolded.
Goddess Miaoyin's face became better now, and she said, "I escaped, his plan failed, so he turned his anger on me, those three mad dogs chased me for five years, and then I hid in a deserted place. Only when I know the place, I escaped their pursuit. However, if they know my whereabouts, they will definitely come after me again. If I want to live in peace, I must get rid of them. "
Chen Yi couldn't see any signs of lying from her expression and demeanor, so he cast his gaze on Qingxuzi, who smiled awkwardly and said, "Hehe, it's true. In that world, this is a human being. As we all know, Miaoyin took their medicine, but kicked them away and ran away by herself."
"You fucking fart, I kicked them away because they were going to sell me." Although Miaoyin Tiannv has lived to this day, her thoughts are still in ancient times.
"That's right, they are at fault, they are beasts, and you, Fairy Miaoyin, are not at fault at all," Qing Xuzi repeatedly apologized.
Goddess Miaoyin's face brightened a lot, and she said, "It's not too bad. If you hadn't stolen my medicine back then, would I have gotten into such a situation? If you say seven thousand and ten thousand, you are the culprit!"
Qing Xuzi wanted to apologize again, but Chen Yi didn't want to listen to their quarrel anymore, so he interjected and asked, "You keep talking about that world, what is that world like, is there really an immortal medicine?"
Miaoyin Tiannv said, "The legend of the immortal medicine has always existed, but no one has found it. As for that world, I can only say that we have all been deceived. It is not a dangerous fairy island at all, but a wild land, almost In a barren land that cannot survive, even if it is Dzogchen, it is extremely difficult to survive."
Qing Xuzi was also filled with emotion, looking at the red flowers and green leaves in the distance, he said: "At the beginning, I didn't know what kind of evil I fell into, so I had to abandon this world and go there. In fact, think about it, even if you get eternal life in that world, what can you do?" Is it not like you are hungry and thirsty every day, and you are afraid every day, and even when you sleep, you are worried that your head will be severed in your dream!"
Chen Yi listened quietly, and said: "Why do I feel that you are not going to some fairy island, but eighteen hells, where you will sink forever, suffer day and night, and you will not be able to escape for the rest of your life."
Qing Xuzi nodded deeply, "It's not an exaggeration to call it the [-]th floor of hell. If you hadn't triggered the Heavenly Tribulation near the entrance of the fairy island and opened the door of the fairy road, I'm afraid we would be condemned for the rest of our lives." trapped inside."
"I let you out?" Chen Yi frowned.
He remembered the movement of that day, the sky was thunderous, and lightning bolts flashed like snakes. Not long after they went to sea, they encountered a King Kong-class destroyer, and Daoist Qing Xuzi also appeared at that time.
It seems that it is really the same thing!
"Hey, no, let's talk about it carefully. I just triggered the thunder at the beginning, and I didn't excavate it. How could I open the door of the fairy road? This is not in line with common sense!" Chen Yi asked, puzzled road.
Goddess Miaoyin is also grateful to Chen Yi in her heart. If it weren't for him, she would definitely stay in that world to suffer and suffer. Even eating bran and swallowing vegetables is a luxury.
She said, "Strictly speaking, the gate of the fairy road is not a gate, but similar to the fairy magic in ancient legends. There is clearly a blue sea and blue sky in front of you, but when you walk past, the world changes completely. The sky is dark, the earth is dry, and the endless wind and sand is sweeping, like the end of the world. When I want to go back, it is already too late, and I can’t find the door again.”
Qingxuzi also said, "Yes, every year someone would break in, and every year someone would cry there, but no matter what method they used, they couldn't get out."
Chen Yi understood a little bit, and said, "The fairy road you are talking about is not a wormhole, is it?"
"Wormhole?" Both men understood the word.
Chen Yi explained, "Simply speaking, a wormhole is a channel that can connect two space-times. Because of gravity and other factors, this channel can not only shorten the distance in space, but also change the dimension of time. The distance, even if we become Dzogchen, is a place that we will never be able to reach in a lifetime, but if we travel through a wormhole, we may reach it in a few days, or even just an art room.”
"Yes, yes, that's what the fairy road is!" Qing Xuzi said, "We don't understand how the fairy road allows us to go to another world in a few steps, so we all know that it was left by the ancient immortals, Moreover, it is indeed recorded in the ancient books that there are immortals coming from the East China Sea, but they are actually some unfathomable monks who came to our world through wormholes."
Miaoyintiannv is not as excited as Qingxuzi. Compared with mysterious things like wormholes, she is more concerned about when she can kill the two mad dogs of the Ying family, and when she can go to the mall to buy beautiful clothes.
This world is so good, the clothes are so beautiful, tsk tsk, after killing Yingjia's mad dog, she won't return to that shitty place even if she is killed.
Compared to the earth, the so-called Xiandao is barren and barren, not even a small village in the desert.
Chen Yi was very curious about that world, and asked, "Master Taoist, have you all lived for hundreds of years?"
Qing Xuzi said: "Well, I am from the Ming Dynasty. Miaoyin is younger, but she is also from the Qing Dynasty, and she is over 100 years old."
Fairy Miaoyin glared at Qing Xuzi, and said: "You are only over 100 years old, am I that old? My family is only eighteen this year, and they are in full bloom!"
As she spoke, she even cast a wink at Chen Yi.
Chen Yi ignored the woman, and asked again, "What is there in that world that allows you to live so long?"
"Huh!" The goddess Miaoyin threw her winking eyes into the dog's belly, snorted angrily, and glanced aside, not looking at him more, but this casual glance also carried a natural charm, if it is determined Shallow men see it, and their bones will definitely be crisp.
It's hard to imagine why Ying Qianguo would exchange such a peerless beauty that would bring disaster to the country and the people.
It's just that Chen Yi and Qingxuzi didn't care about the charm of Miaoyin Tiannv. Qingxuzi said solemnly, "In fact, there is very little life there, only some cactus-like plants, and some reptiles such as snakes and lizards. They are all highly poisonous, and even if eaten, they have to go through troublesome disposal."
Chen Yi became more and more curious, but he didn't interrupt him.
Qing Xuzi sighed, and said again, "Actually, we can survive because of a kind of black oil dug out from the ground. Some places have a lot of it, and some places don't. There is a lot of black grease, which is somewhat similar to the oil you discovered recently. This is also an important reason why we can survive and live for hundreds of years."
"Drink oil?" Chen Yi frowned. That place was really similar to the [-]th floor of hell. Oil was the best ration, so it was better to die.
The Goddess Miaoyin sneered there, and said disdainfully, "Corpse oil is corpse oil. Why are you talking so grandiosely? Although you don't want to admit it, most people have already acquiesced that those oils are from the immortal island tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of years ago. The corpse oil of life, if this is not the case, how to explain the occasional bones and skins? How to explain the massive spiritual energy contained in it!"
Qingxuzi became embarrassed, he didn't admit it, but he didn't deny it either.
Chen Yi grinned. In fact, there is a kind of petroleum in petroleum. Now there is a conclusion recognized by most people. Petroleum is produced after hundreds of millions of years of action after ancient creatures were buried. It is a non-renewable resource. The energy used by modern people is actually Many are the corpse oil of ancient creatures.
"That's right, the kind of corpse oil that makes you live forever?" Chen Yi asked.
Qing Xuzi nodded, unwilling to talk more. Although he often eats it, it is still very disgusting when he thinks about it, especially for people in their age when virtue is more important than anything else, it is even more difficult to accept.
"Jingle Bell……"
Chen Yi's cell phone rang, and he looked at the caller ID. It was a call from home, "Hello, Mom, what's the matter?"
"Oh, Chen Yi, come back quickly, Luo Yan may, may be about to give birth!" Jiang Xin said in a hurry.
"Is about to give birth?"
This is a great happy event, but Chen Yi can't be happy. The reason why he hid here is that he didn't expect the battle at that time to affect Luo Yan and the others. Production.
"Don't worry about it. There are plenty of opportunities to make money. This is the only time a child is born. Come back quickly. I'll take Yanzi to the hospital first." Jiang Xin scolded and hung up the phone quickly.
Chen Yi stood there in a daze holding his mobile phone.
"Who wants to have a baby, is it your wife?" Qing Xuzi also had a look of shock on his face, "Your child is too good at timing, and you will definitely be a great talent in the future!"
Chen Yi didn't have time to talk nonsense with Qingxuzi, so he rushed out of the door quickly, and Qingxuzi, Miaoyin Tiannv, followed after her.
"Jingle Bell……"
At this time the phone rang again.
(End of this chapter)
"Hold the grass, what kind of treasure is it that you traded your fiancée for it!" Chen Yi exclaimed.
Qingxuzi also stretched his neck, and said: "Tianyin, what good thing is it? Then Ying Qianguo wants to use you to call him, so it must be very valuable, right?"
Miaoyin Tiannu's face turned red first, then purple, and then black, her chest heaved, and she said angrily, "Beast, you are all beasts, he did such a crazy thing, your first reaction is not to condemn, What kind of treasure are you asking about? Oh my God, what evil did I, Miao Yin, do in my previous life to keep meeting such beastly men."
Chen Yi was so embarrassed that he wanted to die, he said, "Yes, you should be condemned, that guy is just a beast, no, it's not as good as a beast, the beautiful woman who is as beautiful as a flower is willing to give it away, I really don't know what to do, my brain was kicked by a donkey."
"It's still a donkey with chicken blood, damn it, the head is full of shit!" Qing Xuzi followed suit and scolded.
Goddess Miaoyin's face became better now, and she said, "I escaped, his plan failed, so he turned his anger on me, those three mad dogs chased me for five years, and then I hid in a deserted place. Only when I know the place, I escaped their pursuit. However, if they know my whereabouts, they will definitely come after me again. If I want to live in peace, I must get rid of them. "
Chen Yi couldn't see any signs of lying from her expression and demeanor, so he cast his gaze on Qingxuzi, who smiled awkwardly and said, "Hehe, it's true. In that world, this is a human being. As we all know, Miaoyin took their medicine, but kicked them away and ran away by herself."
"You fucking fart, I kicked them away because they were going to sell me." Although Miaoyin Tiannv has lived to this day, her thoughts are still in ancient times.
"That's right, they are at fault, they are beasts, and you, Fairy Miaoyin, are not at fault at all," Qing Xuzi repeatedly apologized.
Goddess Miaoyin's face brightened a lot, and she said, "It's not too bad. If you hadn't stolen my medicine back then, would I have gotten into such a situation? If you say seven thousand and ten thousand, you are the culprit!"
Qing Xuzi wanted to apologize again, but Chen Yi didn't want to listen to their quarrel anymore, so he interjected and asked, "You keep talking about that world, what is that world like, is there really an immortal medicine?"
Miaoyin Tiannv said, "The legend of the immortal medicine has always existed, but no one has found it. As for that world, I can only say that we have all been deceived. It is not a dangerous fairy island at all, but a wild land, almost In a barren land that cannot survive, even if it is Dzogchen, it is extremely difficult to survive."
Qing Xuzi was also filled with emotion, looking at the red flowers and green leaves in the distance, he said: "At the beginning, I didn't know what kind of evil I fell into, so I had to abandon this world and go there. In fact, think about it, even if you get eternal life in that world, what can you do?" Is it not like you are hungry and thirsty every day, and you are afraid every day, and even when you sleep, you are worried that your head will be severed in your dream!"
Chen Yi listened quietly, and said: "Why do I feel that you are not going to some fairy island, but eighteen hells, where you will sink forever, suffer day and night, and you will not be able to escape for the rest of your life."
Qing Xuzi nodded deeply, "It's not an exaggeration to call it the [-]th floor of hell. If you hadn't triggered the Heavenly Tribulation near the entrance of the fairy island and opened the door of the fairy road, I'm afraid we would be condemned for the rest of our lives." trapped inside."
"I let you out?" Chen Yi frowned.
He remembered the movement of that day, the sky was thunderous, and lightning bolts flashed like snakes. Not long after they went to sea, they encountered a King Kong-class destroyer, and Daoist Qing Xuzi also appeared at that time.
It seems that it is really the same thing!
"Hey, no, let's talk about it carefully. I just triggered the thunder at the beginning, and I didn't excavate it. How could I open the door of the fairy road? This is not in line with common sense!" Chen Yi asked, puzzled road.
Goddess Miaoyin is also grateful to Chen Yi in her heart. If it weren't for him, she would definitely stay in that world to suffer and suffer. Even eating bran and swallowing vegetables is a luxury.
She said, "Strictly speaking, the gate of the fairy road is not a gate, but similar to the fairy magic in ancient legends. There is clearly a blue sea and blue sky in front of you, but when you walk past, the world changes completely. The sky is dark, the earth is dry, and the endless wind and sand is sweeping, like the end of the world. When I want to go back, it is already too late, and I can’t find the door again.”
Qingxuzi also said, "Yes, every year someone would break in, and every year someone would cry there, but no matter what method they used, they couldn't get out."
Chen Yi understood a little bit, and said, "The fairy road you are talking about is not a wormhole, is it?"
"Wormhole?" Both men understood the word.
Chen Yi explained, "Simply speaking, a wormhole is a channel that can connect two space-times. Because of gravity and other factors, this channel can not only shorten the distance in space, but also change the dimension of time. The distance, even if we become Dzogchen, is a place that we will never be able to reach in a lifetime, but if we travel through a wormhole, we may reach it in a few days, or even just an art room.”
"Yes, yes, that's what the fairy road is!" Qing Xuzi said, "We don't understand how the fairy road allows us to go to another world in a few steps, so we all know that it was left by the ancient immortals, Moreover, it is indeed recorded in the ancient books that there are immortals coming from the East China Sea, but they are actually some unfathomable monks who came to our world through wormholes."
Miaoyintiannv is not as excited as Qingxuzi. Compared with mysterious things like wormholes, she is more concerned about when she can kill the two mad dogs of the Ying family, and when she can go to the mall to buy beautiful clothes.
This world is so good, the clothes are so beautiful, tsk tsk, after killing Yingjia's mad dog, she won't return to that shitty place even if she is killed.
Compared to the earth, the so-called Xiandao is barren and barren, not even a small village in the desert.
Chen Yi was very curious about that world, and asked, "Master Taoist, have you all lived for hundreds of years?"
Qing Xuzi said: "Well, I am from the Ming Dynasty. Miaoyin is younger, but she is also from the Qing Dynasty, and she is over 100 years old."
Fairy Miaoyin glared at Qing Xuzi, and said: "You are only over 100 years old, am I that old? My family is only eighteen this year, and they are in full bloom!"
As she spoke, she even cast a wink at Chen Yi.
Chen Yi ignored the woman, and asked again, "What is there in that world that allows you to live so long?"
"Huh!" The goddess Miaoyin threw her winking eyes into the dog's belly, snorted angrily, and glanced aside, not looking at him more, but this casual glance also carried a natural charm, if it is determined Shallow men see it, and their bones will definitely be crisp.
It's hard to imagine why Ying Qianguo would exchange such a peerless beauty that would bring disaster to the country and the people.
It's just that Chen Yi and Qingxuzi didn't care about the charm of Miaoyin Tiannv. Qingxuzi said solemnly, "In fact, there is very little life there, only some cactus-like plants, and some reptiles such as snakes and lizards. They are all highly poisonous, and even if eaten, they have to go through troublesome disposal."
Chen Yi became more and more curious, but he didn't interrupt him.
Qing Xuzi sighed, and said again, "Actually, we can survive because of a kind of black oil dug out from the ground. Some places have a lot of it, and some places don't. There is a lot of black grease, which is somewhat similar to the oil you discovered recently. This is also an important reason why we can survive and live for hundreds of years."
"Drink oil?" Chen Yi frowned. That place was really similar to the [-]th floor of hell. Oil was the best ration, so it was better to die.
The Goddess Miaoyin sneered there, and said disdainfully, "Corpse oil is corpse oil. Why are you talking so grandiosely? Although you don't want to admit it, most people have already acquiesced that those oils are from the immortal island tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of years ago. The corpse oil of life, if this is not the case, how to explain the occasional bones and skins? How to explain the massive spiritual energy contained in it!"
Qingxuzi became embarrassed, he didn't admit it, but he didn't deny it either.
Chen Yi grinned. In fact, there is a kind of petroleum in petroleum. Now there is a conclusion recognized by most people. Petroleum is produced after hundreds of millions of years of action after ancient creatures were buried. It is a non-renewable resource. The energy used by modern people is actually Many are the corpse oil of ancient creatures.
"That's right, the kind of corpse oil that makes you live forever?" Chen Yi asked.
Qing Xuzi nodded, unwilling to talk more. Although he often eats it, it is still very disgusting when he thinks about it, especially for people in their age when virtue is more important than anything else, it is even more difficult to accept.
"Jingle Bell……"
Chen Yi's cell phone rang, and he looked at the caller ID. It was a call from home, "Hello, Mom, what's the matter?"
"Oh, Chen Yi, come back quickly, Luo Yan may, may be about to give birth!" Jiang Xin said in a hurry.
"Is about to give birth?"
This is a great happy event, but Chen Yi can't be happy. The reason why he hid here is that he didn't expect the battle at that time to affect Luo Yan and the others. Production.
"Don't worry about it. There are plenty of opportunities to make money. This is the only time a child is born. Come back quickly. I'll take Yanzi to the hospital first." Jiang Xin scolded and hung up the phone quickly.
Chen Yi stood there in a daze holding his mobile phone.
"Who wants to have a baby, is it your wife?" Qing Xuzi also had a look of shock on his face, "Your child is too good at timing, and you will definitely be a great talent in the future!"
Chen Yi didn't have time to talk nonsense with Qingxuzi, so he rushed out of the door quickly, and Qingxuzi, Miaoyin Tiannv, followed after her.
"Jingle Bell……"
At this time the phone rang again.
(End of this chapter)
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