The best feng shui master

Chapter 1142 Singing rap and scolding you to death

"Tsk tsk, although you modern people are full of stinking problems and all kinds of moral collapse, you still have some advantages. This plastic greenhouse is very good, and the heating and heat preservation equipment you mentioned, oranges can also be oranges. "

Qingxuzi could see the usefulness of the plastic shed at a glance, and Chen Yi had explained it to him before, and he seemed very interested in it.

Chen Yi felt that if this guy lived in modern times, he would definitely become a scientist who entered the Chinese Academy of Sciences.

The two walked past the shed, looked at it for a while, and then walked down the mountain to the Baima Villa. The Bai family is the owner of this place. Chen Yi wanted to go over to say hello and bring back the extremely stinky Yinshen soil.

This thing has an extremely stimulating effect on the body and spiritual consciousness, much stronger than that ghost crying mud.

"My surname is Bai, are all of your family shrunken? If you don't come out, you will just wait to starve to death inside!"

"Haha, big brother, the Bai family probably wants to give birth to little turtles in it. The old one is a turtle, and the little one born is a turtle!"

"It's not just as simple as shrinking your head, but also has moss growing on your head, which is green."

In the distance, Chen Yi and Qing Xuzi hadn't approached when they heard the shouting and cursing at the foot of the mountain. Standing on the top of the mountain and looking down, they saw ten people standing outside this small village that had nothing to do with the world. A few strong men.

They stood in front of several Land Rover Range Rovers, or held machetes, or held sharp swords, blocking the outside of the village, abusing loudly and making obscenities, endlessly.

"Big brother, the modern society is so chaotic. Look, there is no law and order, openly fighting with weapons, but the level of cursing is a bit too low, it is useless at all. I have to go to their family's ancestral graves, to the [-]th generation of ancestors. Say hello with your head up, but if it doesn't hurt or itch, who will come out."

Qing Xuzi was disdainful and at the same time came up with random ideas for the scolding party, Chen Yi was covered with cold sweat, this guy is a scourge, whoever goes against him will have a terrible fate.

"Fengyunhui's bastards, if you want to die, just rush in, Bie Teniang's nonsense, I can kill the three of you with one knife!"

Of course, this kind of non-painful yelling and cursing was not only carried out by one party, the people outside were yelling, and the people inside were also retaliating, and he didn't just yell and swear, he also added a loudspeaker.

"Yo, yo, you scum of the Fengyun Society, you are very rude to break into my home. There are bastards with mothers and no fathers. They deserve to be extinct. Kamaang Beibi, hurry up and die, the uncle is waiting for you, a knife One chopping melons and chopping vegetables to send you to the King of Hades..."

Cold sweat started to break out on Chen Yi's forehead, and Qingxuzi's eyes widened. The two still underestimated the White Horse Villa. They didn't just curse people with a megaphone, they even made up a rap!

Bai Ziwei stood on the roof, with a microphone upright, accompanied by DJ and other musical instruments, bouncing around, not too arrogant.

"Yeah, you're still good people in modern times. If you had the ability to siege and scold in ancient times, even a thousand-year-old bastard would have to scold him!" Qing Xuzi gave Chen Yi a thumbs up.

Chen Yi smiled helplessly, Nima, didn't you say that Bai Ziwei is in rock music, why is he so slippery when he plays rap?

"Haha, Serena, sing hard. You have been engaged in music for a long time, and this is the first time I see you pleasing to the eye." Another old voice came over, and Chen Yi knew it without thinking, it was the one who had always looked down upon Daytime celebration with my grandson playing rock and roll.

The old guy finally got enlightened at this time, but the reason for his enlightenment was dumbfounding, it was his grandson who helped him swear at others.

"Hold the grass, come out, I will kill you when you come out, one finger, just like pinching an ant, squeeze out shit for you!"

"Yes, I squeezed shit!"

……

Of course, those people around outside would not appreciate this kind of music that greets their [-]th generation ancestors, and they all cursed back, but how could human fleshy voices compare to those three loudspeakers placed on the roof of Tianqing, they How can your unstructured insults against Bai Ziwei's rapping?

It didn't take long for those members of the Fengyun Society outside to be furious and furious.

"Damn, don't waste your tongue with him, toast and don't eat or drink fine wine."

A man took out a large compound bow from the trunk of the Range Rover, which was one size bigger than the one used by Chen Yi.This kind of compound bow is custom-made, with a full pulling force of [-] pounds, let alone pulling it apart, even holding it is difficult.

The other person came out with a plastic bucket filled with gasoline.

The big man with a compound bow put a hunting arrow. The arrow clusters of this hunting arrow were specially treated. He lit a cigarette with a lighter, and then burned it with the momentum. The arrow cluster immediately ignited the fist-sized bright flame.

"Feizi, start working!"

The big man with the compound bow said something, and the man named Feizi smiled viciously, and shouted, "Brother Hu, look at it", he swung his arm and threw the gasoline can into it.

"Squeak..."

The compound bow let out a moan of excitement, was pulled apart like a full moon, and with a "swish", the cluster of arrows shot out with flames.

The gasoline barrel flew very high and far, and in the blink of an eye, it reached the top of the house in Baima Villa. The hunting arrows came first, and with the sound of piercing the air, they chased closely, and they were about to shoot through the gasoline barrel.

"Bastard, how dare you!"

During the day, when Qing saw the petrol cans flying high at home, he glared angrily. He was planning to kill them.

Although he has a formation that can control the lake in front of the village, but the lake is not at his fingertips, just like the last time he fought with Chen Yi due to a misunderstanding, it is very likely that the house will be destroyed.

At that time, the people in their Baima Villa were not burned to death, but they were crushed by the water dragon, and the house collapsed. The consequences were unimaginable.

"Hehe, aren't you crazy? Let's see how long you can go crazy!" Brother Hu sneered, smoking a cigarette, looking at the hunting arrow that was about to shoot through the gasoline barrel.

This thing is not much worse than explosive rockets. It can even be said that it is more vicious than them. It explodes in the air and splashes fire oil, which can kill a large area.

Perhaps, these kerosene can't cause much damage to the masters of the White Horse Villa, but the White Horse Villa is not just ordinary people, there are more unarmed ordinary people, and there are many children and elderly people.

"Grandpa, stop staring, fuck it, it's better to be accidentally injured by our 'mountain holding formation' than to be burned to death by these bastards!" Bai Ziwei jumped off the roof with his head in his arms, and shouted at Bai Qing.

During the day, Qingzheng was making a formula in his hand, ready to launch a big formation, but when he heard his voice, he suddenly stopped.

"Oh, grandpa, why did you stop, hurry up..."

"Pfft!"

Before Bai Ziwei could finish his sentence, a gasoline barrel fell from the sky and happened to hit him at his feet.How could a plastic gasoline barrel withstand such a big impact? It shattered as soon as it landed on the ground, and the gasoline with a pungent smell scattered in all directions, instantly turning Bai Ziwei into a drowned chicken.

"Oh my god, I'm dead, I'm dead!"

Bai Ziwei is like a cat whose tail has been trampled on, jumping several meters high, and screaming strangely.

"That's enough, it's a worthless thing that hasn't been burned yet!" Bai Tianqing cursed.

Only then did Bai Ziwei realize that the gasoline poured on him was just gasoline, and there was no fire to ignite it.

"What's going on here? Did that idiot miss the shot?" Bai Ziwei wondered.

During the day, Old Qing's face was full of smiles. Just now, when he was about to activate the formation to fight this group of scum, a stone suddenly flew from the sky.

The stone accurately hit the arrow shaft that was burning with flames.

The arrow shaft made of high-density composite material can shoot through light and thin steel plates, but it was broken by the stone in the air, and the hunting arrow lost its aim because of this.

Someone secretly saved their family.

Who is this man?During the day, the first thing Qing thought of was Chen Yi.

"Who? Who's meddling in your own business? You don't want to live anymore, do you? Get out of here!" Brother Hu was hoping to watch a show of celestial maiden scattering flowers, but after stretching his neck for a long time, he saw a goddamn stone that threw his The arrow shaft flies.

"Hehe, brother, stay on the front line, even if you have enmity with Baima Villa, there is no need to use such vicious means to kill them all, right?"

Two people came down from the back mountain. They walked slowly, completely opposite to Brother Hu who was so angry that he was about to smoke, step by step, as leisurely as if he was on a youth tour.

"Who are you? Dare to meddle in my Fengyunhui's business, you don't want to live anymore, do you?"

Brother Hu looked at the two people who were leisurely "outing", his eyes were about to burst into flames, he snorted angrily, raised his compound bow, and shot at Chen Yi.

What he held in his fingers was not one arrow, but three!This is an extremely rare archery technique, only those masters who were proficient in horse warfare in ancient times could do it. I don't know where Brother Hu learned it, let alone how he was able to practice it so proficiently.

"Whoosh!"

The three hunting arrows are not specially treated, but solid manganese steel triangular arrows.

The sharp arrow clusters and the thick arrow shafts rubbed against the air, making an arrogant explosion. They drew three beautiful arcs in the air, and they came to Chen Yi's face in an instant.

"go to hell!"

Brother Hu watched coldly. He didn't believe that the young man who meddled with a mouse could pick up three more stones at this time, and then accurately smashed his hunting arrows away one by one.

It's true that Chen Yi didn't pick up stones. It's not that he couldn't, but he didn't need to. He didn't even move a little finger. The three hunting arrows seemed to be stuck in amber, staying in midair.

"Tsk tsk, I still have some skills."

Chen Yi raised his hand, casually took three hunting arrows in his hand, and flicked the shaft of the arrow. The shaft of the arrow buzzed and had excellent elasticity.

"Huh? He's a master!"

Brother Hu saw this scene from a distance, his eyes froze, he raised the compound bow again, picked up four hunting arrows, and was about to shoot them, this is his real skill.

But at this moment, he only saw the young man throwing his hand casually, several black shadows flew past in front of his eyes, a sharp pain appeared on his thigh and shoulder socket, and the compound bow fell to the ground because of the severe pain.

He looked down, feeling terrified. He didn't know when, three hunting arrows were stuck on his two thighs and the hollows of his shoulders...

(End of this chapter)