The best feng shui master
Chapter 1208 You Are Amazing, Brother
Chapter 1208 You Are Amazing, Brother
Chen Yi didn't know whether Patriarch Sanqing and Buddha would fight because of this, but he knew that he had to prepare for the worst.
You can't pin all your hopes on that illusory god, even if he himself, in ancient times, would be honored as a living god who could fly to the sky and move mountains and seas if he was seen by the ignorant common people.
But what about the facts?He is now having a headache because of another even more powerful "immortal".
Of course, he can't pin his hopes on Qing Xuzi, a guy who has no hair and can't do things well.
He needs to prepare for the worst.
"what!"
Fang Xiaowei let out a painful growl, Qingxuzi had already sent the mind-confusing Gu into his brain, this little thing reincarnated by a starving ghost, he didn't know if he was doing serious business or feasting on it.
Eating human brains is a cruel torture, but Chen Yi has no mercy or sympathy at all. Since he wants to fight against himself and wants to kill himself again and again, he must be mentally prepared to be counterattacked.
"Ahhh!"
Fang Xiaowei let out a few more painful growls. Like Zhong Liang, his hands and feet were convulsed, and he kept scratching the floor. His cultivation base was quite high, and even if his cultivation base was sealed, his body was extremely hard. Lots of scratches.
At the right time, Qing Xuzi recited the Sanskrit scriptures that he didn't know where he got them. The voice was loud and the treasure's appearance was solemn, and it spread far and far through the deck.
A group of people were waiting nervously. About a quarter of an hour later, Fang Xiaowei's body suddenly became stiff, with the top of his head and heels on the ground, most of his body was hanging straight in the air, his eyelids rolled rapidly, and his breathing was as rapid as a dilapidated bellows with an electric motor installed.
"Ugh!"
Xiaoqian sighed, she made Chen Yi miserable this time.
Qingxuzi stopped singing sutras, his eyes widened, and he said: "It may have succeeded."
"What is possibility?" Chen Yi frowned, and asked angrily, "Don't tell me, this is the first time you have used this secret technique."
Embarrassed on his face, Qing Xuzi said: "Master Dao is a kind-hearted person, how could he mess up people's lives and control people's minds, just to make an exception for the big brother. To be honest, this is really the first time."
Chen Yi is so angry, meeting Qing Xuzi can be regarded as his bad luck for eight lifetimes.
"Hey, take a quick look?" Xiaoqian said.
Fang Xiaowei's body softened, and he opened his eyes, with a trace of bewilderment in his eyes, like a newborn, looking at the few people present.
"Master Sanqing bless you, the Buddha's manifestation is really successful, really successful." Qingxuzi immediately cheered up, and checked Fang Xiaowei's body. Fang Xiaowei, who was eager to eat his flesh and drink his blood, did not resist at all. Looking at him blankly, he let Qingxuzi caress about him.
Chen Yi also let go, is this a blind cat meeting a dead mouse, and hitting the right way?He has never believed in ghosts and gods, and at this moment he can't help but thank Patriarch Sanqing for thanking Buddhas and Bodhisattvas. Fortunately, you adults have a lot of people, and you don't have the same knowledge as this guy.
Qingxuzi checked it again, and it seemed that there was nothing serious. Fang Xiaowei sat on the ground, looked at his hands and feet, looked at the people around him, and was at a loss. Qingxuzi grinned, patted Chen Yi's shoulder, and said: " Big brother, how about it, brother didn’t lie to you, although there were some ups and downs, it was completed smoothly.”
Qingxuzi is very proud, once his "one hundred and eight methods" are successful, there will always be such a proud look on his face.
Chen Yi ignored him, squatted down, stretched out his hand, and waved in front of Fang Xiaowei's eyes. Fang Xiaowei's blank eyes were shaking with his fingers, just like a newborn wondering why there are such big and rough hands .
"Brother, you are also called success? Your mother's success is a fool, okay!" Chen Yi felt a little uneasy, "I want to use them to deceive King Jinpeng, to drive a wedge around King Jinpeng, Let him be used by me, and let him give King Jinpeng the wind, not a fool who can be seen by King Jinpeng with his fart~eyes, who has been tampered with by us!" Chen Yi said angrily.
Qingxuzi rolled his eyes at Chen Yi and said, "What do you know, kid? He is Dzogchen. How can Dzogchen's mind be so easy to control, there must be a process."
"I don't care about the process or not. I only know that you have turned him into a fool now."
"You still don't believe in Daoist? Wait a moment, and I'll let you see it."
Qingxuzi was very dissatisfied with Chen Yi's distrust, and immediately read the scriptures, and Chen Yi could hear that this scriptures were different from the ones he had read before, both in pronunciation and intonation, they were all brand new.
After a while, before Qingxuzi finished reciting the scriptures, Fang Xiaowei roared, his eyes were blood red, and his saliva turned into foam and stuck to the corner of his mouth, he yelled: "What did you do to me, you bloody bugs? What have you done! I don’t want to be a puppet, King Dongpeng will see through it at a glance, they will arrest you one by one, break the sky and light the sky lanterns!”
"Hehe, big brother, you see, now Fang Xiaowei is what you want, isn't it normal?" Qing Xuzi bared his teeth and said proudly.
Chen Yi nodded in surprise, and punched Qing Xuzi in the chest, "It's really you. You just pressed an IQ regulator in Master Fang's head. If you want him to be smart, he will be smart. If you want him to be stupid, he will be stupid." stupid."
Qingxuzi didn't pick up on Chen Yi's words, and clutched his chest, pretending to be uncomfortable: "I'm in Bermuda, Daoist, I want to take a few more things."
"what ever!"
Chen Yihun didn't care, money can change people's temperament.After Chen Yi became rich, he no longer had to worry about food and clothing, let alone the children in the orphanage, so he became extremely generous, and he didn't pay much attention to some money and treasures.
In fact, he has always been a generous person. If it weren’t for this, how could he have tightened his belt to live a few years ago, and would have sent the little money he earned to an orphanage for children who are growing up and studying? How about warm clothing?
Qingxuzi laughed, extremely happy, with a sense of happiness and satisfaction on his face, Chen Yi guessed that there must be reasons why this guy was so stingy because he didn't want to say more.
Although Fang Xiaowei has pressed the "IQ adjuster" in his mind, how to adjust it just right, not to be hostile to them, but also to be able to behave normally, and even to be their spy next to King Jinpeng, is a very troublesome thing .
But Qing Xuzi patted his chest and promised that everything would be handed over to him, and that he would give Chen Yi an obedient and smart Master Fang Xiaowei at that time.
In the next few days, the big ship was drifting comfortably on the sea, while Chen Yi spent most of his time under the sea, honing himself there.
Xiaoqian seemed to be a different person. Although she still didn't speak much, she smiled more on her face. She often lay on the railing by herself, looking at the splashes left by Chen Yi when she jumped into the water, and smiled foolishly.
Chen Yi has made some progress again, a small part of improvement compared to before, the most important thing is the integration of Bajiquan and Ying's Hongquan.
Under such water pressure, performing fists and kicks is like being tied with a thousand catties of sandbags. Although it is a bit laborious, the effect is extremely obvious.Chen Yi is confident that when he sees King Dongpeng again, he will not be blown away by another punch. Although he is still in a bit of a mess, it is much better than before.
Three days later, they will soon arrive at the waters where the sharks live, and Qing Xuzi's "debugging project" has also come to a successful conclusion.
Fang Xiaowei walked out of the cabin and was detained in the small and dark cabin for several days. He was very happy to be exposed to the warm sunlight and sea breeze again.
"Brother Chen, you are so skilled. I smelled your fish soup a long time ago, but it is very tempting. I wonder if you can serve me a bowl?" Fang Xiaowei walked to Chen Yi with square steps. Beside, said respectfully.
Chen Yi and Xiaoqian, who was holding a bowl of fish soup, looked at each other, very unaccustomed to it. Is this still Fang Xiaowei who is arrogant and condescending, even King Dongpeng doesn't pay attention to him?
"Isn't it just a bowl of fish soup? As for being so stingy, forget it, I'll do it myself. The great men in your world have said it well, you can do it yourself." Fang Xiaowei entered the kitchen and brought out a bowl after a while Fish soup, moved to the table, and ate it on its own.
"Hold the grass!" Chen Yi slapped his thigh fiercely.
"It's amazing!" Xiaoqian also exclaimed.
Fang Xiaowei was taken aback, spilled half a bowl of fish soup, and looked at the two dissatisfied, "Can you be more generous, a bowl of fish soup will overturn the table? I even gave you a woman, shouldn't it be Do you want to repay me well? Yes, I will go to sea and grab a dozen of them later, and I will support you to death."
He pointed to Xiaoqian again and said, "Don't think that you don't take me seriously because you hugged Chen Yi's thick legs. Let me tell you, Xiaoqian, you used to be my fiancée, and my lord has a lot of dissatisfaction." Find out, give you to Chen Yi as a favor, but don't forget that you are still my subordinate, no matter when you see me, you must call Master Fang."
Another surprise.
The repeated accusations just now, but with Fang Xiaowei's full momentum, even Xiaoqian, who has lived by his side for more than half a year, can't tell the truth from the fake.
"Amazing my brother!"
Chen Yi gave Qing Xuzi a thumbs up, Xiaoqian wanted to praise Qing Xuzi, but she didn't say anything, her pretty face was flushed, she didn't dare to look up, let alone look at Chen Yi.
Is she the woman Fang Xiaowei gave him?Yeah?isn't it?This is probably only she herself knows.
Yan Guda was eagerly looking forward to Chen Yi's return. Every day he would surface the sea and look at the rising sun, hoping that Chen Yi could come here at the moment when the sun was rising and save them from the fire.
A large ship was approaching, and familiar people and voices came from the ship. Yan Guda's depressed old face finally gave birth to a gratified smile.
"Chen Yi, you finally came back and took away the most precious treasure of our family, but we are going back to suffering again!" He hissed loudly.
(End of this chapter)
Chen Yi didn't know whether Patriarch Sanqing and Buddha would fight because of this, but he knew that he had to prepare for the worst.
You can't pin all your hopes on that illusory god, even if he himself, in ancient times, would be honored as a living god who could fly to the sky and move mountains and seas if he was seen by the ignorant common people.
But what about the facts?He is now having a headache because of another even more powerful "immortal".
Of course, he can't pin his hopes on Qing Xuzi, a guy who has no hair and can't do things well.
He needs to prepare for the worst.
"what!"
Fang Xiaowei let out a painful growl, Qingxuzi had already sent the mind-confusing Gu into his brain, this little thing reincarnated by a starving ghost, he didn't know if he was doing serious business or feasting on it.
Eating human brains is a cruel torture, but Chen Yi has no mercy or sympathy at all. Since he wants to fight against himself and wants to kill himself again and again, he must be mentally prepared to be counterattacked.
"Ahhh!"
Fang Xiaowei let out a few more painful growls. Like Zhong Liang, his hands and feet were convulsed, and he kept scratching the floor. His cultivation base was quite high, and even if his cultivation base was sealed, his body was extremely hard. Lots of scratches.
At the right time, Qing Xuzi recited the Sanskrit scriptures that he didn't know where he got them. The voice was loud and the treasure's appearance was solemn, and it spread far and far through the deck.
A group of people were waiting nervously. About a quarter of an hour later, Fang Xiaowei's body suddenly became stiff, with the top of his head and heels on the ground, most of his body was hanging straight in the air, his eyelids rolled rapidly, and his breathing was as rapid as a dilapidated bellows with an electric motor installed.
"Ugh!"
Xiaoqian sighed, she made Chen Yi miserable this time.
Qingxuzi stopped singing sutras, his eyes widened, and he said: "It may have succeeded."
"What is possibility?" Chen Yi frowned, and asked angrily, "Don't tell me, this is the first time you have used this secret technique."
Embarrassed on his face, Qing Xuzi said: "Master Dao is a kind-hearted person, how could he mess up people's lives and control people's minds, just to make an exception for the big brother. To be honest, this is really the first time."
Chen Yi is so angry, meeting Qing Xuzi can be regarded as his bad luck for eight lifetimes.
"Hey, take a quick look?" Xiaoqian said.
Fang Xiaowei's body softened, and he opened his eyes, with a trace of bewilderment in his eyes, like a newborn, looking at the few people present.
"Master Sanqing bless you, the Buddha's manifestation is really successful, really successful." Qingxuzi immediately cheered up, and checked Fang Xiaowei's body. Fang Xiaowei, who was eager to eat his flesh and drink his blood, did not resist at all. Looking at him blankly, he let Qingxuzi caress about him.
Chen Yi also let go, is this a blind cat meeting a dead mouse, and hitting the right way?He has never believed in ghosts and gods, and at this moment he can't help but thank Patriarch Sanqing for thanking Buddhas and Bodhisattvas. Fortunately, you adults have a lot of people, and you don't have the same knowledge as this guy.
Qingxuzi checked it again, and it seemed that there was nothing serious. Fang Xiaowei sat on the ground, looked at his hands and feet, looked at the people around him, and was at a loss. Qingxuzi grinned, patted Chen Yi's shoulder, and said: " Big brother, how about it, brother didn’t lie to you, although there were some ups and downs, it was completed smoothly.”
Qingxuzi is very proud, once his "one hundred and eight methods" are successful, there will always be such a proud look on his face.
Chen Yi ignored him, squatted down, stretched out his hand, and waved in front of Fang Xiaowei's eyes. Fang Xiaowei's blank eyes were shaking with his fingers, just like a newborn wondering why there are such big and rough hands .
"Brother, you are also called success? Your mother's success is a fool, okay!" Chen Yi felt a little uneasy, "I want to use them to deceive King Jinpeng, to drive a wedge around King Jinpeng, Let him be used by me, and let him give King Jinpeng the wind, not a fool who can be seen by King Jinpeng with his fart~eyes, who has been tampered with by us!" Chen Yi said angrily.
Qingxuzi rolled his eyes at Chen Yi and said, "What do you know, kid? He is Dzogchen. How can Dzogchen's mind be so easy to control, there must be a process."
"I don't care about the process or not. I only know that you have turned him into a fool now."
"You still don't believe in Daoist? Wait a moment, and I'll let you see it."
Qingxuzi was very dissatisfied with Chen Yi's distrust, and immediately read the scriptures, and Chen Yi could hear that this scriptures were different from the ones he had read before, both in pronunciation and intonation, they were all brand new.
After a while, before Qingxuzi finished reciting the scriptures, Fang Xiaowei roared, his eyes were blood red, and his saliva turned into foam and stuck to the corner of his mouth, he yelled: "What did you do to me, you bloody bugs? What have you done! I don’t want to be a puppet, King Dongpeng will see through it at a glance, they will arrest you one by one, break the sky and light the sky lanterns!”
"Hehe, big brother, you see, now Fang Xiaowei is what you want, isn't it normal?" Qing Xuzi bared his teeth and said proudly.
Chen Yi nodded in surprise, and punched Qing Xuzi in the chest, "It's really you. You just pressed an IQ regulator in Master Fang's head. If you want him to be smart, he will be smart. If you want him to be stupid, he will be stupid." stupid."
Qingxuzi didn't pick up on Chen Yi's words, and clutched his chest, pretending to be uncomfortable: "I'm in Bermuda, Daoist, I want to take a few more things."
"what ever!"
Chen Yihun didn't care, money can change people's temperament.After Chen Yi became rich, he no longer had to worry about food and clothing, let alone the children in the orphanage, so he became extremely generous, and he didn't pay much attention to some money and treasures.
In fact, he has always been a generous person. If it weren’t for this, how could he have tightened his belt to live a few years ago, and would have sent the little money he earned to an orphanage for children who are growing up and studying? How about warm clothing?
Qingxuzi laughed, extremely happy, with a sense of happiness and satisfaction on his face, Chen Yi guessed that there must be reasons why this guy was so stingy because he didn't want to say more.
Although Fang Xiaowei has pressed the "IQ adjuster" in his mind, how to adjust it just right, not to be hostile to them, but also to be able to behave normally, and even to be their spy next to King Jinpeng, is a very troublesome thing .
But Qing Xuzi patted his chest and promised that everything would be handed over to him, and that he would give Chen Yi an obedient and smart Master Fang Xiaowei at that time.
In the next few days, the big ship was drifting comfortably on the sea, while Chen Yi spent most of his time under the sea, honing himself there.
Xiaoqian seemed to be a different person. Although she still didn't speak much, she smiled more on her face. She often lay on the railing by herself, looking at the splashes left by Chen Yi when she jumped into the water, and smiled foolishly.
Chen Yi has made some progress again, a small part of improvement compared to before, the most important thing is the integration of Bajiquan and Ying's Hongquan.
Under such water pressure, performing fists and kicks is like being tied with a thousand catties of sandbags. Although it is a bit laborious, the effect is extremely obvious.Chen Yi is confident that when he sees King Dongpeng again, he will not be blown away by another punch. Although he is still in a bit of a mess, it is much better than before.
Three days later, they will soon arrive at the waters where the sharks live, and Qing Xuzi's "debugging project" has also come to a successful conclusion.
Fang Xiaowei walked out of the cabin and was detained in the small and dark cabin for several days. He was very happy to be exposed to the warm sunlight and sea breeze again.
"Brother Chen, you are so skilled. I smelled your fish soup a long time ago, but it is very tempting. I wonder if you can serve me a bowl?" Fang Xiaowei walked to Chen Yi with square steps. Beside, said respectfully.
Chen Yi and Xiaoqian, who was holding a bowl of fish soup, looked at each other, very unaccustomed to it. Is this still Fang Xiaowei who is arrogant and condescending, even King Dongpeng doesn't pay attention to him?
"Isn't it just a bowl of fish soup? As for being so stingy, forget it, I'll do it myself. The great men in your world have said it well, you can do it yourself." Fang Xiaowei entered the kitchen and brought out a bowl after a while Fish soup, moved to the table, and ate it on its own.
"Hold the grass!" Chen Yi slapped his thigh fiercely.
"It's amazing!" Xiaoqian also exclaimed.
Fang Xiaowei was taken aback, spilled half a bowl of fish soup, and looked at the two dissatisfied, "Can you be more generous, a bowl of fish soup will overturn the table? I even gave you a woman, shouldn't it be Do you want to repay me well? Yes, I will go to sea and grab a dozen of them later, and I will support you to death."
He pointed to Xiaoqian again and said, "Don't think that you don't take me seriously because you hugged Chen Yi's thick legs. Let me tell you, Xiaoqian, you used to be my fiancée, and my lord has a lot of dissatisfaction." Find out, give you to Chen Yi as a favor, but don't forget that you are still my subordinate, no matter when you see me, you must call Master Fang."
Another surprise.
The repeated accusations just now, but with Fang Xiaowei's full momentum, even Xiaoqian, who has lived by his side for more than half a year, can't tell the truth from the fake.
"Amazing my brother!"
Chen Yi gave Qing Xuzi a thumbs up, Xiaoqian wanted to praise Qing Xuzi, but she didn't say anything, her pretty face was flushed, she didn't dare to look up, let alone look at Chen Yi.
Is she the woman Fang Xiaowei gave him?Yeah?isn't it?This is probably only she herself knows.
Yan Guda was eagerly looking forward to Chen Yi's return. Every day he would surface the sea and look at the rising sun, hoping that Chen Yi could come here at the moment when the sun was rising and save them from the fire.
A large ship was approaching, and familiar people and voices came from the ship. Yan Guda's depressed old face finally gave birth to a gratified smile.
"Chen Yi, you finally came back and took away the most precious treasure of our family, but we are going back to suffering again!" He hissed loudly.
(End of this chapter)
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