The best feng shui master
Chapter 2
Chapter 2
The southwest suburb of Quancheng, Wang Dazhuang.
Eighteen criminal policemen formed a circle, and Luo Yan, the captain of the criminal police team, was nervously deploying the arrest task.
"The headquarters calls No. 1, the headquarters calls No. 1, please answer if you hear it, please answer if you hear it."
The intercom on her waist issued a call from "home".
"Received on the 1st, received on the 1st, please tell, please tell, it's over."
Luo Yan's pretty brows were slightly frowned, and the arrest will be carried out soon, is there any problem?In any case, she still had to answer the command's call.
"The situation has changed, there is a problem with the informant's intelligence, you should be careful not to hurt the public, pay attention to the impact, over."
All the detectives are a little dazed, and they are about to start arresting them, and they say there is a problem, isn't this just playing with people?
They had inquired about the surrounding situation just now, and there were indeed people living in it, but they couldn't be sure if it was robbers or not.
These robbers were all masked when committing crimes, so they couldn't see their faces clearly. They could only guess based on their height. How could they be sure?
Luo Yan was a little annoyed, grabbed the walkie-talkie, and said, "What's the matter, explain it clearly, it's over!"
"Uh, this," the other end of the walkie-talkie hesitated, "The crowd who provided the information is a fortune teller, and he said that he calculated the suspect's situation, over."
what?
fortune teller?Or did he figure it out?What an international joke!
If it wasn't a gangster, and another gun went off and innocent people were injured, how would they explain it?
But if it is really a gangster, if you are not fully prepared or your hands are tied, so what if you get hurt by them?Besides, it took so long to get caught, if they run away, where can I find him?
Do you want to ask that fortune teller to shake the divination again?
What a fucking bullshit!
Luo Yan felt that the command office had a problem for him, neither advancing nor retreating.This group of idlers dumped on her when they had problems.
But compared to the police officers at the command office, she hated that liar even more!If it weren't for him, would there be so many troubles?
"Crazy thinking about money," a criminal policeman said angrily.
"I've lost my morals, I didn't go offline, what's the point of offering a reward of 10 yuan? Who will be responsible if something goes wrong?"
The criminal police members were in a dilemma for a while, and they didn't know what to do.
"Captain, are you going to catch him or not?" a criminal policeman asked.
Everyone looked at Luo Yan, expecting her to make the final decision.
Luo Yan pondered for a while, and finally made up her mind, saying: "Accord with the original plan."
"Huh? You still have to act, what if you catch the wrong one?" Someone asked.
"Yeah, knowing it's a lie, but still jumping into the pit?"
"This is no joke."
There are still quite a few police officers who do not support the operation, and it is not their fault, after all, this incident sounds too unbelievable.
"If you don't act, how will you know if the information is true or not? How can you go back and deal with that dead liar?" Luo Yan held back her anger. She has been a police officer for three years and has handled dozens of cases, but she has never encountered such a thing.
"Okay, just treat it as being tricked once, and go back and kill that liar!"
"Yes, to hell!"
……
A bunch of people verbally and verbally criticized Chen Yi, and it was almost a gang fight.
Police: "Don't you know where this is?"
Chen Yi: "Yes, Quancheng Public Security Bureau!"
Police: "Then you still dare to cheat here?"
Chen Yi: "I didn't cheat, I came to report criminals and fight crime, everyone is responsible!"
Police: "Why do you fight crime? You didn't see it, and you didn't hear it. Can you know where the criminal is by shaking a coin? Can you curse the criminal to death by reciting a mantra?"
Policeman: "I think you are offering a reward of 10 yuan, right?"
"The most important thing is to eradicate lawbreakers and maintain social stability. The reward is only to bring the relationship between the police and the people closer. We can't make our efforts in vain." Chen Yi added with a blank expression, "The leader said. "
Arrogant, extremely arrogant!
I've never seen someone come to the police station to cheat so blatantly, let alone arguing with the leaders of the city bureau.
There are black lines all over Liu Siming's forehead. He can be regarded as a person who has experienced all kinds of storms, big and small. How could he accidentally fall for this kid.
He will never believe what he says, and he will definitely be locked in the detention room and starved for two days before speaking.
Alas, empiricism kills people, judging people by their appearance is bad.How could he, who has been a veteran policeman for decades, make such a low-level mistake.
As soon as Chen Yi entered the door, his calm look really caught his eyes.After chatting for a few more words, he couldn't help but take a high look at his unassuming attitude, thinking that very few young people can do this now.
He even cherished his talents and prepared to transfer this kid to the police station, but no one thought that the development of the matter caught people off guard, this kid turned out to be a magic stick!
Liu Siming really couldn't figure out whether this kid was an idiot or was hiding something, and he dared to call his idea to the Municipal Public Security Bureau.
So weird!
So rare!
"No wonder he behaved like this. He must have been deceiving people, maybe he is a habitual offender," Liu Siming thought to himself.
He must not be spared lightly, otherwise if word spreads, he will no longer have to sit in this position in the future. It is too shameful and he will be thrown to grandma's house.
On the other hand, Chen Yi, his expression is calm, his words are well-founded, his counterattack is powerful and logical, and he does not lose the slightest under the "siege" of more than a dozen people.
But the more he is like this, the more he cannot be spared lightly. This kid is so bold that if he doesn't teach him a lesson today, he might cause some trouble in the future.
"All right!"
Liu Siming slapped the table and roared, and the meeting room immediately fell silent.Everyone is waiting for the leader to make the final decision.
"Lock him up first, and wait for news from Luo Yan. If there is no news, treat him as a fraudster."
As expected of a leader, one word sets the world apart.
"Hehe, kid, you've been caught this time. You've been jailed for a few years for a fraud of [-] yuan," a policeman named Fang Hua joked.
Fraud is considered a felony in a criminal case, and the amount of [-] is not a small amount. What this kid did can indeed be called a fraud, without any exaggeration. As for the specific number of years, it depends on the final ruling of the court. Anyway, it is indispensable.
"Why do you arrest me? I'm telling the truth!"
Chen Yi still didn't change his face, and he didn't care about Fang Hua's threats, as if it wasn't him who was facing prison, but someone else.
"Master Chen, didn't you do the math for yourself? If you do this kind of thing in the future, you have to do the math for yourself a few more times, otherwise the name of this master is not worthy of the name."
Of course, Chen Yi wanted to do the fortune telling for himself, but divination was similar to medicine. As the saying goes, medicine cannot cure oneself, and it is difficult for a fortune teller to see his own destiny clearly.
"Why did Master Chen stop talking? Didn't you really count on yourself?" Fang Hua continued to tease, "But you have a lot of courage, but it's a pity that you use the wrong place. If you want to be a success lecturer or something, Maybe it can really fool a lot of people."
"Fudge? What is fudge? We are people who rely on our ability to eat, how can we be called fudge!" Chen Yi became angry, feeling discriminated against.
As soon as these words came out, the originally noisy meeting room suddenly fell silent, and everyone looked at Chen Yi with idiot eyes.
It's just divine logic, it's not scary to be brainwashed, what's scary is to brainwash yourself!
Why don't you say that robbery is still physical labor, and the lady still earns money with her body?
Immediately afterwards, there was a burst of "boom" laughter in the conference room.
"Is he short-sighted?"
"It may have escaped from a psychiatric hospital."
"I look like it!"
……
This kid is getting more and more surprising, or frightening, that he can speak of fraud so confidently and in such a high-sounding manner. This is not because he has a strong psychological quality, nor does he have a high "professional quality", but because he is brain-dead, [-]% brain-dead.
Liu Siming was so angry that he was fooled by a fool.
Now he seems to have fallen into a pit, a pit dug by a stupid fool!
"It's not that the enemy is too cunning, it's that our army is too stupid", he couldn't help thinking of this mantra.
There might be room for redemption, as long as Luo Yan doesn't act!
Liu Siming picked up the phone and dialed Luoyan's cell phone, but the mobile company's electronic voice came through the receiver, "Sorry, the phone you dialed has been turned off."
Luo Yan has already acted.
He really wanted to scold his mother, and even more wanted to smash the head of Chen Yi, the culprit, to see what was inside!
"Notify the command immediately, and ask Luo Yan to stop immediately!"
"Lock this kid up and take good care of him!"
Liu Siming gritted his teeth and said.
"Yes!"
Immediately, another policeman who was tall and bulky pounced on Chen Yi.
"Boss Liu, Bureau Liu!"
boom!
The door of the conference room was pushed open vigorously, and a small policeman ran in like burning his ass.
Liu Siming felt a "buzz" on his forehead!
"problem occurs?"
He couldn't help asking, the voice was so small that he couldn't even hear him.
"Captain Luo Yan just reported that all the suspects were shot dead and all the stolen goods were returned!"
caught?This kid didn't lie?
The meeting room fell silent again, and everyone was like a duck with its neck stuck, collectively losing their voices.
Chen Yi stood up, glanced around flirtatiously, and said: "Leaders, I have always convinced people with reasoning, and you have seen the size of my skills, good and bad predictions, peach blossom marriage, yin house feng shui, yang house feng shui, named in Zhouyi, I have no I am not good at it, if you need it, please contact me, this is my business card."
All the policemen: "..."
(End of this chapter)
The southwest suburb of Quancheng, Wang Dazhuang.
Eighteen criminal policemen formed a circle, and Luo Yan, the captain of the criminal police team, was nervously deploying the arrest task.
"The headquarters calls No. 1, the headquarters calls No. 1, please answer if you hear it, please answer if you hear it."
The intercom on her waist issued a call from "home".
"Received on the 1st, received on the 1st, please tell, please tell, it's over."
Luo Yan's pretty brows were slightly frowned, and the arrest will be carried out soon, is there any problem?In any case, she still had to answer the command's call.
"The situation has changed, there is a problem with the informant's intelligence, you should be careful not to hurt the public, pay attention to the impact, over."
All the detectives are a little dazed, and they are about to start arresting them, and they say there is a problem, isn't this just playing with people?
They had inquired about the surrounding situation just now, and there were indeed people living in it, but they couldn't be sure if it was robbers or not.
These robbers were all masked when committing crimes, so they couldn't see their faces clearly. They could only guess based on their height. How could they be sure?
Luo Yan was a little annoyed, grabbed the walkie-talkie, and said, "What's the matter, explain it clearly, it's over!"
"Uh, this," the other end of the walkie-talkie hesitated, "The crowd who provided the information is a fortune teller, and he said that he calculated the suspect's situation, over."
what?
fortune teller?Or did he figure it out?What an international joke!
If it wasn't a gangster, and another gun went off and innocent people were injured, how would they explain it?
But if it is really a gangster, if you are not fully prepared or your hands are tied, so what if you get hurt by them?Besides, it took so long to get caught, if they run away, where can I find him?
Do you want to ask that fortune teller to shake the divination again?
What a fucking bullshit!
Luo Yan felt that the command office had a problem for him, neither advancing nor retreating.This group of idlers dumped on her when they had problems.
But compared to the police officers at the command office, she hated that liar even more!If it weren't for him, would there be so many troubles?
"Crazy thinking about money," a criminal policeman said angrily.
"I've lost my morals, I didn't go offline, what's the point of offering a reward of 10 yuan? Who will be responsible if something goes wrong?"
The criminal police members were in a dilemma for a while, and they didn't know what to do.
"Captain, are you going to catch him or not?" a criminal policeman asked.
Everyone looked at Luo Yan, expecting her to make the final decision.
Luo Yan pondered for a while, and finally made up her mind, saying: "Accord with the original plan."
"Huh? You still have to act, what if you catch the wrong one?" Someone asked.
"Yeah, knowing it's a lie, but still jumping into the pit?"
"This is no joke."
There are still quite a few police officers who do not support the operation, and it is not their fault, after all, this incident sounds too unbelievable.
"If you don't act, how will you know if the information is true or not? How can you go back and deal with that dead liar?" Luo Yan held back her anger. She has been a police officer for three years and has handled dozens of cases, but she has never encountered such a thing.
"Okay, just treat it as being tricked once, and go back and kill that liar!"
"Yes, to hell!"
……
A bunch of people verbally and verbally criticized Chen Yi, and it was almost a gang fight.
Police: "Don't you know where this is?"
Chen Yi: "Yes, Quancheng Public Security Bureau!"
Police: "Then you still dare to cheat here?"
Chen Yi: "I didn't cheat, I came to report criminals and fight crime, everyone is responsible!"
Police: "Why do you fight crime? You didn't see it, and you didn't hear it. Can you know where the criminal is by shaking a coin? Can you curse the criminal to death by reciting a mantra?"
Policeman: "I think you are offering a reward of 10 yuan, right?"
"The most important thing is to eradicate lawbreakers and maintain social stability. The reward is only to bring the relationship between the police and the people closer. We can't make our efforts in vain." Chen Yi added with a blank expression, "The leader said. "
Arrogant, extremely arrogant!
I've never seen someone come to the police station to cheat so blatantly, let alone arguing with the leaders of the city bureau.
There are black lines all over Liu Siming's forehead. He can be regarded as a person who has experienced all kinds of storms, big and small. How could he accidentally fall for this kid.
He will never believe what he says, and he will definitely be locked in the detention room and starved for two days before speaking.
Alas, empiricism kills people, judging people by their appearance is bad.How could he, who has been a veteran policeman for decades, make such a low-level mistake.
As soon as Chen Yi entered the door, his calm look really caught his eyes.After chatting for a few more words, he couldn't help but take a high look at his unassuming attitude, thinking that very few young people can do this now.
He even cherished his talents and prepared to transfer this kid to the police station, but no one thought that the development of the matter caught people off guard, this kid turned out to be a magic stick!
Liu Siming really couldn't figure out whether this kid was an idiot or was hiding something, and he dared to call his idea to the Municipal Public Security Bureau.
So weird!
So rare!
"No wonder he behaved like this. He must have been deceiving people, maybe he is a habitual offender," Liu Siming thought to himself.
He must not be spared lightly, otherwise if word spreads, he will no longer have to sit in this position in the future. It is too shameful and he will be thrown to grandma's house.
On the other hand, Chen Yi, his expression is calm, his words are well-founded, his counterattack is powerful and logical, and he does not lose the slightest under the "siege" of more than a dozen people.
But the more he is like this, the more he cannot be spared lightly. This kid is so bold that if he doesn't teach him a lesson today, he might cause some trouble in the future.
"All right!"
Liu Siming slapped the table and roared, and the meeting room immediately fell silent.Everyone is waiting for the leader to make the final decision.
"Lock him up first, and wait for news from Luo Yan. If there is no news, treat him as a fraudster."
As expected of a leader, one word sets the world apart.
"Hehe, kid, you've been caught this time. You've been jailed for a few years for a fraud of [-] yuan," a policeman named Fang Hua joked.
Fraud is considered a felony in a criminal case, and the amount of [-] is not a small amount. What this kid did can indeed be called a fraud, without any exaggeration. As for the specific number of years, it depends on the final ruling of the court. Anyway, it is indispensable.
"Why do you arrest me? I'm telling the truth!"
Chen Yi still didn't change his face, and he didn't care about Fang Hua's threats, as if it wasn't him who was facing prison, but someone else.
"Master Chen, didn't you do the math for yourself? If you do this kind of thing in the future, you have to do the math for yourself a few more times, otherwise the name of this master is not worthy of the name."
Of course, Chen Yi wanted to do the fortune telling for himself, but divination was similar to medicine. As the saying goes, medicine cannot cure oneself, and it is difficult for a fortune teller to see his own destiny clearly.
"Why did Master Chen stop talking? Didn't you really count on yourself?" Fang Hua continued to tease, "But you have a lot of courage, but it's a pity that you use the wrong place. If you want to be a success lecturer or something, Maybe it can really fool a lot of people."
"Fudge? What is fudge? We are people who rely on our ability to eat, how can we be called fudge!" Chen Yi became angry, feeling discriminated against.
As soon as these words came out, the originally noisy meeting room suddenly fell silent, and everyone looked at Chen Yi with idiot eyes.
It's just divine logic, it's not scary to be brainwashed, what's scary is to brainwash yourself!
Why don't you say that robbery is still physical labor, and the lady still earns money with her body?
Immediately afterwards, there was a burst of "boom" laughter in the conference room.
"Is he short-sighted?"
"It may have escaped from a psychiatric hospital."
"I look like it!"
……
This kid is getting more and more surprising, or frightening, that he can speak of fraud so confidently and in such a high-sounding manner. This is not because he has a strong psychological quality, nor does he have a high "professional quality", but because he is brain-dead, [-]% brain-dead.
Liu Siming was so angry that he was fooled by a fool.
Now he seems to have fallen into a pit, a pit dug by a stupid fool!
"It's not that the enemy is too cunning, it's that our army is too stupid", he couldn't help thinking of this mantra.
There might be room for redemption, as long as Luo Yan doesn't act!
Liu Siming picked up the phone and dialed Luoyan's cell phone, but the mobile company's electronic voice came through the receiver, "Sorry, the phone you dialed has been turned off."
Luo Yan has already acted.
He really wanted to scold his mother, and even more wanted to smash the head of Chen Yi, the culprit, to see what was inside!
"Notify the command immediately, and ask Luo Yan to stop immediately!"
"Lock this kid up and take good care of him!"
Liu Siming gritted his teeth and said.
"Yes!"
Immediately, another policeman who was tall and bulky pounced on Chen Yi.
"Boss Liu, Bureau Liu!"
boom!
The door of the conference room was pushed open vigorously, and a small policeman ran in like burning his ass.
Liu Siming felt a "buzz" on his forehead!
"problem occurs?"
He couldn't help asking, the voice was so small that he couldn't even hear him.
"Captain Luo Yan just reported that all the suspects were shot dead and all the stolen goods were returned!"
caught?This kid didn't lie?
The meeting room fell silent again, and everyone was like a duck with its neck stuck, collectively losing their voices.
Chen Yi stood up, glanced around flirtatiously, and said: "Leaders, I have always convinced people with reasoning, and you have seen the size of my skills, good and bad predictions, peach blossom marriage, yin house feng shui, yang house feng shui, named in Zhouyi, I have no I am not good at it, if you need it, please contact me, this is my business card."
All the policemen: "..."
(End of this chapter)
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