The best feng shui master
Chapter 235 A Joke
Chapter 235 A Joke
Professor Zhuang Xuyan brought four students this time, three men and one woman, named Du Feng, Yang Lei, Xu Jianguo and Teng Yunqing.
Teng Yunqing is a female student with freckles on her face, and the sun is shining at all times. She seems very interested in Chen Yi, especially his status as a Feng Shui master.
"Are you really a Feng Shui master?"
On the way back, Teng Yunqing tilted his head and asked curiously.
Chen Yi found it funny, and said, "Is Feng Shui master an honorable profession, do you need to pretend to be fake?"
Xu Jianguo, who was traveling with him, grinned and looked at Teng Yunqing with a touch of tenderness on his face.
This big boy who is a few centimeters taller than Chen Yi always has a cold look, which is rare to see, and only appears when he is with Teng Yunqing.
Teng Yunqing blushed and said: "No, I just think you are too young. The teacher once said that some clever people can find the location of the underground tomb with just a pair of eyes without any professional tools. I think it is amazing Ah, can you do it?"
Chen Yi had a good impression of this scheming female student, and also had a little envy, so he slowly explained: "There is nothing strange about this, you use various advanced equipment to find ancient tombs, but for some Feng Shui masters, Eyes are tools, and after many years of honing and suffering, the ability to develop is actually the same goal by different routes.”
Teng Yunqing thought for a while and understood what Chen Yi meant, but she still found it fresh, because she rarely heard people equate the naked eye with those advanced instruments, so she continued to ask: "Then can you see it? I mean , can you recognize ancient tombs with only a pair of eyes, like the master Feng Shui master that the teacher said?"
"Yunqing!"
Xu Zhenguo felt that Teng Yunqing's question was not very polite, so he stopped him in a low voice, but his face was not serious, it was still tender.
Chen Yi nodded to Xu Zhenguo, indicating that there was nothing wrong, and continued: "It depends on what kind of tomb."
"Then what kind of tomb can you see? Can you teach us?"
Teng Yunqing looked hopeful, and his big watery eyes were full of curiosity.
Not only her, but the other four students also looked at Chen Yi with the same expression.
Surrounded by clouds and mountains and mists, this kind of expert who only appears in legends is quite curious in their hearts.
Chen Yi was called by the teacher, so he must be quite capable.It's rare to see him once, and it's best to learn one and a half moves from him. Even if you can't learn it, it's good to listen to it, gain insights, and use it as a capital to show off in the future.
"What are you talking about, so happy."
At this moment, a woman's voice sounded behind them.
Chen Yi looked back, and saw a beautiful woman in high heels and a white suit trotting over with her knees bent.
It was the TV host Jiang Zhe.
When these people saw her, their faces were a little bit bad, only Teng Yunqing, that scheming little girl, said crisply: "Mr. Jiang, we are listening to Chen Yi say how Feng Shui masters can recognize ancient tombs with naked eyes."
Jiang Zhe caught up and held Teng Yunqing's hand pretending to be close, and with a look of surprise, he glanced at Chen Yi and said, "Can you see the underground tomb clearly with the naked eye? This is not a joke, right? If there is such a People, do your archaeological team still need to spend so much money to buy those metal detectors, high-definition cameras and other equipment?"
"Chen Yi said it, but he said that some can be seen, and some can't be seen. We just want to hear it."
"really?"
Jiang Zhe rolled his eyes, took out a small notebook and ballpoint pen that he carried with him, and said without raising his head, "Then tell me."
Then tell me.
There was a hint of command in the tone, maybe this is the aura of the famous CCAV host.
As China's largest TV station and the official mouthpiece, most people will flatter them when they see them, for fear of accidentally offending them, and they will be stabbed in the news.They are obviously superior to others in what they do and what they say, so they naturally carry a sense of arrogance.
Chen Yi smiled and said: "Actually, it's very simple, you can do it too, not only you, as long as you understand the mystery, children can do it very simple."
"really?"
In the eyes of Teng Yunqing, Xu Zhenguo and others, they expected to win even more.
Jiang Zhe frowned, and with the pen and paper ready, he raised his head and said, "Hurry up, I still have things to do."
"Okay then, you guys have to listen clearly, I'll just say it once." Under Jiang Zhe's helpless gaze, Chen Yi deliberately cleared his throat, pretending to be a master, and said, "Well, some ancient tombs Buried tens of meters deep in the ground, the surface was washed away by floods, and crops were planted, which is very difficult to find.”
"So what kind of good discovery? Can you finish it all at once?"
Jiang Zhe wrote half of the notes, stopped, and said dissatisfied.
"Well, it's the best discovery of the kind with a grave bag and a tombstone next to it. Some of the tombstones also have the age on them, which can be seen at a glance."
Uh
How can you say such bullshit that every child knows?
"Hehe, I'm just kidding." Seeing the astonishment on everyone's faces, Chen Yi shook his hair gracefully.
"Haha, this, it's really like this. If you understand the mystery, even children will know it."
"Chen Yi, you are too bad, just make us happy, and let host Jiang do a lot of work for nothing."
"Master Chen, I've been taught!"
An innocuous joke made these escaped students couldn't help laughing, even Xu Zhenguo, the dull gourd, laughed.
But the famous host Jiang Zhe felt unhappy, slapped the ballpoint pen on the notebook heavily, gave Chen Yi a hard look, stepped on high heels, held his head high, like a proud peacock, and left everyone on Shen Honglu , quickly walked to the hotel.
"How did she leave? I can't take a joke too much!"
"Hehe, he is a famous host, how can he make jokes casually? This is not a loss of prestige and dignity."
"Leave her alone, I'll be annoyed when I see her, a TV station, meddling in the affairs of our archaeological team all day long, I don't know who gave her the right."
……
Several people helped Chen Yi arrange the room, and after dinner together, Chen Yi went back to the room alone.
After teasing Qing An for a while, I made a cup of tea, sat on a chair in the hotel, and sipped my thoughts.
From the few words he heard in the past, Chen Yi could deduce that this ancient tomb was definitely not that simple.This ancient tomb was discovered by Zhuang Xuyan, and the archaeological team's operation was also strongly facilitated by Zhuang Xuyan, but now it has stopped working.
Using someone suddenly going crazy as an excuse is somewhat unreasonable.It may be an accident, it may be stimulated, it may be a genetic cause, and there are too many possibilities. For rigorous scientific workers, this kind of case obviously cannot be used as an excuse and reason to interrupt such a big operation.
It is very puzzling for Professor Zhuang Xuyan to do such a thing, as a figure of the Taishan Beidou level in the archaeological world. Not to mention convincing others, I am afraid that even he cannot say it himself.
But he did it!
Unless he knew something himself, he didn't tell everyone.
No matter whether his students admired his knowledge, or just because they were his students, they did not obey him, but to make the team leader and Jiang Zhe equally convinced, the level of persuasion was still a bit short.
Chen Yi sat on the chair, tapped his fingers on the table rhythmically, and quickly connected the tricks together, thinking clearly.
Compared with the last meeting, Professor Zhuang Xuyan is obviously much colder this time. One is that he is in a bad mood and he is angry, and the other is that he doesn't trust Chen Yi, and he doesn't believe that he can solve the current trouble.
Chen Yi thought about asking, but after thinking about it, he forgot.
He didn't want to tell, not even the members of the archaeological team, so how could he tell himself.
At around ten o'clock, Chen Yi finished washing, put the guitar case under the bed, took off his clothes, turned off the lights and went to sleep.
At night by the Yellow River, the sound of "crashing" water slapping against the embankment was like a lullaby, which was extremely drowsy. After another half-day in the car, Chen Yi was exhausted from the journey, and the snoring sounded soon after.
The water of the Yellow River can hypnotize Chen Yi, but it cannot make Zhuang Xuyan sleep peacefully, nor can it make the leader of the team, Xu Jianguo, Teng Yunqing, Du Feng, Yang Lei and others sleep, and the reporters, editors and hosts of CCAV are also there There are big eyes and small eyes.
Zhuang Xuyan was similar to Chen Yi just now, both of them were drinking strong tea, their faces were flickering, and they didn't know what they were thinking.
The team leader lay on the bed, tore off a corner of the quilt from the hotel, took out some white cotton wadding, twisted it into a firm ball, and stuffed it in his ears. Not to mention this, he pressed a pillow against his ear to feel more at ease .
Teng Yunqing's naked body was curled up in the quilt, and beside him was a tall and masculine man, Xu Jianguo.She leaned her head tightly on Xu Jianguo's shoulder, and hugged his arm tightly with both hands.
Jiang Zhe and others sat in a room.
"Do you really want to do this?"
The person who spoke was a fat, dark-faced, middle-aged man with a well-trimmed beard. His name was Cheng Lixu, and he was a photographer.
"Yes, it must be done."
"Professor Zhuang didn't let us go out at night, saying that we would encounter dirty things."
Jiang Zhe smiled, and there was a sneer at the corner of his mouth, "You believe what he says? You are a photographer. If there is a ghost, you will be famous after taking pictures. If there is no ghost, you can expose his true face. This is all news. .”
Cheng Lixu subconsciously took out a cigarette and was about to light it, but suddenly remembered that the woman in front of him hated the smell of cigarettes, so he put it back.
"Okay, I'll accompany you!"
After a long time, Cheng Lixu made a decision.
Jiang Zhe was delighted with disdain.
He finally agreed, and after several days of discussion, he agreed. Women are not afraid, so what are elders afraid of?I don't know how he did the show in the deep mountains and old forests of Yunnan.
But she didn't understand that the more she experienced, the more afraid she became.
This fear is not timidity, but awe of the unknown and life.
(End of this chapter)
Professor Zhuang Xuyan brought four students this time, three men and one woman, named Du Feng, Yang Lei, Xu Jianguo and Teng Yunqing.
Teng Yunqing is a female student with freckles on her face, and the sun is shining at all times. She seems very interested in Chen Yi, especially his status as a Feng Shui master.
"Are you really a Feng Shui master?"
On the way back, Teng Yunqing tilted his head and asked curiously.
Chen Yi found it funny, and said, "Is Feng Shui master an honorable profession, do you need to pretend to be fake?"
Xu Jianguo, who was traveling with him, grinned and looked at Teng Yunqing with a touch of tenderness on his face.
This big boy who is a few centimeters taller than Chen Yi always has a cold look, which is rare to see, and only appears when he is with Teng Yunqing.
Teng Yunqing blushed and said: "No, I just think you are too young. The teacher once said that some clever people can find the location of the underground tomb with just a pair of eyes without any professional tools. I think it is amazing Ah, can you do it?"
Chen Yi had a good impression of this scheming female student, and also had a little envy, so he slowly explained: "There is nothing strange about this, you use various advanced equipment to find ancient tombs, but for some Feng Shui masters, Eyes are tools, and after many years of honing and suffering, the ability to develop is actually the same goal by different routes.”
Teng Yunqing thought for a while and understood what Chen Yi meant, but she still found it fresh, because she rarely heard people equate the naked eye with those advanced instruments, so she continued to ask: "Then can you see it? I mean , can you recognize ancient tombs with only a pair of eyes, like the master Feng Shui master that the teacher said?"
"Yunqing!"
Xu Zhenguo felt that Teng Yunqing's question was not very polite, so he stopped him in a low voice, but his face was not serious, it was still tender.
Chen Yi nodded to Xu Zhenguo, indicating that there was nothing wrong, and continued: "It depends on what kind of tomb."
"Then what kind of tomb can you see? Can you teach us?"
Teng Yunqing looked hopeful, and his big watery eyes were full of curiosity.
Not only her, but the other four students also looked at Chen Yi with the same expression.
Surrounded by clouds and mountains and mists, this kind of expert who only appears in legends is quite curious in their hearts.
Chen Yi was called by the teacher, so he must be quite capable.It's rare to see him once, and it's best to learn one and a half moves from him. Even if you can't learn it, it's good to listen to it, gain insights, and use it as a capital to show off in the future.
"What are you talking about, so happy."
At this moment, a woman's voice sounded behind them.
Chen Yi looked back, and saw a beautiful woman in high heels and a white suit trotting over with her knees bent.
It was the TV host Jiang Zhe.
When these people saw her, their faces were a little bit bad, only Teng Yunqing, that scheming little girl, said crisply: "Mr. Jiang, we are listening to Chen Yi say how Feng Shui masters can recognize ancient tombs with naked eyes."
Jiang Zhe caught up and held Teng Yunqing's hand pretending to be close, and with a look of surprise, he glanced at Chen Yi and said, "Can you see the underground tomb clearly with the naked eye? This is not a joke, right? If there is such a People, do your archaeological team still need to spend so much money to buy those metal detectors, high-definition cameras and other equipment?"
"Chen Yi said it, but he said that some can be seen, and some can't be seen. We just want to hear it."
"really?"
Jiang Zhe rolled his eyes, took out a small notebook and ballpoint pen that he carried with him, and said without raising his head, "Then tell me."
Then tell me.
There was a hint of command in the tone, maybe this is the aura of the famous CCAV host.
As China's largest TV station and the official mouthpiece, most people will flatter them when they see them, for fear of accidentally offending them, and they will be stabbed in the news.They are obviously superior to others in what they do and what they say, so they naturally carry a sense of arrogance.
Chen Yi smiled and said: "Actually, it's very simple, you can do it too, not only you, as long as you understand the mystery, children can do it very simple."
"really?"
In the eyes of Teng Yunqing, Xu Zhenguo and others, they expected to win even more.
Jiang Zhe frowned, and with the pen and paper ready, he raised his head and said, "Hurry up, I still have things to do."
"Okay then, you guys have to listen clearly, I'll just say it once." Under Jiang Zhe's helpless gaze, Chen Yi deliberately cleared his throat, pretending to be a master, and said, "Well, some ancient tombs Buried tens of meters deep in the ground, the surface was washed away by floods, and crops were planted, which is very difficult to find.”
"So what kind of good discovery? Can you finish it all at once?"
Jiang Zhe wrote half of the notes, stopped, and said dissatisfied.
"Well, it's the best discovery of the kind with a grave bag and a tombstone next to it. Some of the tombstones also have the age on them, which can be seen at a glance."
Uh
How can you say such bullshit that every child knows?
"Hehe, I'm just kidding." Seeing the astonishment on everyone's faces, Chen Yi shook his hair gracefully.
"Haha, this, it's really like this. If you understand the mystery, even children will know it."
"Chen Yi, you are too bad, just make us happy, and let host Jiang do a lot of work for nothing."
"Master Chen, I've been taught!"
An innocuous joke made these escaped students couldn't help laughing, even Xu Zhenguo, the dull gourd, laughed.
But the famous host Jiang Zhe felt unhappy, slapped the ballpoint pen on the notebook heavily, gave Chen Yi a hard look, stepped on high heels, held his head high, like a proud peacock, and left everyone on Shen Honglu , quickly walked to the hotel.
"How did she leave? I can't take a joke too much!"
"Hehe, he is a famous host, how can he make jokes casually? This is not a loss of prestige and dignity."
"Leave her alone, I'll be annoyed when I see her, a TV station, meddling in the affairs of our archaeological team all day long, I don't know who gave her the right."
……
Several people helped Chen Yi arrange the room, and after dinner together, Chen Yi went back to the room alone.
After teasing Qing An for a while, I made a cup of tea, sat on a chair in the hotel, and sipped my thoughts.
From the few words he heard in the past, Chen Yi could deduce that this ancient tomb was definitely not that simple.This ancient tomb was discovered by Zhuang Xuyan, and the archaeological team's operation was also strongly facilitated by Zhuang Xuyan, but now it has stopped working.
Using someone suddenly going crazy as an excuse is somewhat unreasonable.It may be an accident, it may be stimulated, it may be a genetic cause, and there are too many possibilities. For rigorous scientific workers, this kind of case obviously cannot be used as an excuse and reason to interrupt such a big operation.
It is very puzzling for Professor Zhuang Xuyan to do such a thing, as a figure of the Taishan Beidou level in the archaeological world. Not to mention convincing others, I am afraid that even he cannot say it himself.
But he did it!
Unless he knew something himself, he didn't tell everyone.
No matter whether his students admired his knowledge, or just because they were his students, they did not obey him, but to make the team leader and Jiang Zhe equally convinced, the level of persuasion was still a bit short.
Chen Yi sat on the chair, tapped his fingers on the table rhythmically, and quickly connected the tricks together, thinking clearly.
Compared with the last meeting, Professor Zhuang Xuyan is obviously much colder this time. One is that he is in a bad mood and he is angry, and the other is that he doesn't trust Chen Yi, and he doesn't believe that he can solve the current trouble.
Chen Yi thought about asking, but after thinking about it, he forgot.
He didn't want to tell, not even the members of the archaeological team, so how could he tell himself.
At around ten o'clock, Chen Yi finished washing, put the guitar case under the bed, took off his clothes, turned off the lights and went to sleep.
At night by the Yellow River, the sound of "crashing" water slapping against the embankment was like a lullaby, which was extremely drowsy. After another half-day in the car, Chen Yi was exhausted from the journey, and the snoring sounded soon after.
The water of the Yellow River can hypnotize Chen Yi, but it cannot make Zhuang Xuyan sleep peacefully, nor can it make the leader of the team, Xu Jianguo, Teng Yunqing, Du Feng, Yang Lei and others sleep, and the reporters, editors and hosts of CCAV are also there There are big eyes and small eyes.
Zhuang Xuyan was similar to Chen Yi just now, both of them were drinking strong tea, their faces were flickering, and they didn't know what they were thinking.
The team leader lay on the bed, tore off a corner of the quilt from the hotel, took out some white cotton wadding, twisted it into a firm ball, and stuffed it in his ears. Not to mention this, he pressed a pillow against his ear to feel more at ease .
Teng Yunqing's naked body was curled up in the quilt, and beside him was a tall and masculine man, Xu Jianguo.She leaned her head tightly on Xu Jianguo's shoulder, and hugged his arm tightly with both hands.
Jiang Zhe and others sat in a room.
"Do you really want to do this?"
The person who spoke was a fat, dark-faced, middle-aged man with a well-trimmed beard. His name was Cheng Lixu, and he was a photographer.
"Yes, it must be done."
"Professor Zhuang didn't let us go out at night, saying that we would encounter dirty things."
Jiang Zhe smiled, and there was a sneer at the corner of his mouth, "You believe what he says? You are a photographer. If there is a ghost, you will be famous after taking pictures. If there is no ghost, you can expose his true face. This is all news. .”
Cheng Lixu subconsciously took out a cigarette and was about to light it, but suddenly remembered that the woman in front of him hated the smell of cigarettes, so he put it back.
"Okay, I'll accompany you!"
After a long time, Cheng Lixu made a decision.
Jiang Zhe was delighted with disdain.
He finally agreed, and after several days of discussion, he agreed. Women are not afraid, so what are elders afraid of?I don't know how he did the show in the deep mountains and old forests of Yunnan.
But she didn't understand that the more she experienced, the more afraid she became.
This fear is not timidity, but awe of the unknown and life.
(End of this chapter)
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