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Chapter 237 People are perverted, pets are also perverted
Chapter 237 People are perverted, pets are also perverted
"Swear again, believe it or not, I'll let you see what a real beast is!"
Chen Yi, who got up and walked towards Cheng Lixu, stopped after being scolded by Jiang Zhe with a few vicious words, turned around, and said coldly.
Jiang Zhe is not a fool, on the contrary, he is very smart. Just now because of "the rest of his life", he was overly frightened and lost control of his emotions. Chen Yi gave him a cold stare, and immediately saw the current situation clearly.
The enemy is strong and we are weak, in the wilderness.
The other party is a big boy who is in the midst of a surge of hormones and acts impulsively and recklessly; he is a woman with a beautiful appearance and a hot figure who can most arouse a man's original desire.But he didn't even have the strength to escape. If he wanted to do something beastly, he really couldn't resist, so he could only hold his nose and enjoy it...
God!
Jiang Zhe couldn't help but think of the two-character classic line in Aunt Qiong Yao's book, and immediately covered his mouth with his hands, for fear of offending this man.
Chen Yi saw that Jiang Zhe was like a choked hen, and his annoying calls stopped abruptly. He thought to himself that some people are really cheap. If you don't scare her, you really don't know what your last name is.He shook his head, did not continue to tease this half-stupid woman, and came to Cheng Lixu's side in a few steps.
Jiang Zhe watched as Chen Yi took off Cheng Lixu's clothes, and kept patting and kneading his fat body. He didn't know what he wanted to do, but he already took out his cell phone, but he didn't dare to dial it.
Even the simplest three keys of "110" will attract his attention.It will take some time for the call to be connected, and during this time, Chen Yi has no time to stop it.
Therefore, she could only watch Chen Yi help Cheng Lixu up and down, and couldn't help wondering whether this disgusting and disgusting guy had a problem with his sexual orientation. He didn't do anything when he held her down for such a long time, but instead focused all his attention on him. On the old cow.
While she was slightly disappointed, she also felt nauseated.
Even though the old cow was lying on the ground, it was like a hill. His skin was as dark as the night. As Chen Yi patted and kneaded him, the fat on his body swayed like waves.
How perverted it is to attack this kind of person!
What she couldn't stand was the one that had been sleeping on Chen Yi's shoulder during the day, but now it was full of energy, sitting on a rock like a dog, watching with great interest what its master was doing!
Sure enough, perverted people, perverted pets!
But she immediately thought of something again, and felt a little relieved.
It's past twelve o'clock now, and it's almost one o'clock in the morning, but the weird voice didn't appear tonight, and Chen Yi kept pressing on himself.This made her very sure that those weird voices were made by this Chen Yi.
That's right, people who are interested in pretending to be ghosts don't have mental health, and it won't be surprising how abnormal they are.
"vomit!"
The old cow who was tortured by Chen Yi's abnormality made a sound of vomiting, and his body convulsed even more violently. The stuff that rolled out of his stomach choked into his trachea, causing a violent coughing sound.
"What did you do to him?"
Jiang Zhe looked at the reckless old cow in horror, and felt a chill in his heart, he probably wanted to kill someone to silence him.
The old cow vomited for a while, coughed a few times, and then became silent, lying on the ground with only a pair of big underpants on, motionless, even the frightening convulsions stopped, just like a dead person.
And for some reason, Jiang Zhe's body is still unable to move. With a little force, his hands and feet become numb to the core, and he can't use half of his strength. It is impossible to escape.
She watched Chen Yi "obscene" the old cow, and then came to her side again, her heart became more and more flustered, she kicked her legs weakly, and moved back with both hands and feet, trying to stay away from this pervert.
"You, what are you going to do? I can warn you, if you dare to do anything to me, the police will not let you go. I am a celebrity, and if something happens, the impact will be great. At that time, the police in the capital will come to investigate. Do you think Can you run now?"
As she moved her body, she warned the other party.
"Ah, pervert, let me go, let me go!"
Threats didn't work, the pervert had already grabbed her left foot, and Mance was still untying the shoelace methodically.
Could it be that he wants to chop himself like an old cow?
Chen Yi's next words seemed to confirm her guess.
"Celebrities, if tomorrow morning, someone finds a celebrity and a videographer naked~ dead in the woods, with a video camera driving next to him, tsk tsk, this picture is so beautiful, what do you think will happen? Public opinion? Surely no one will grab the newspaper headlines from you!"
If Jiang Zhe could cry, she would be crying more than the Yellow River now, but she was so nervous that she couldn't even keep her tears, so she could only let Chen Yi's disgusting hands caress her calves from her feet.
"Please, let me go. I will agree to whatever you want. If I give you money, I can also make you famous. Anything!"
"You are still young and you have a long way to go, don't ruin your future just because of this, it's not worth it!"
Jiang Zhe, who was terrified to the extreme, said everything he could think of, and only shouted, my mother has AIDS!
But Chen Yi was really indifferent. After pinching one, he pinched the other. With his movements, the numb and uncomfortable feeling gradually turned into a comfortable crisp~itch.
I don't know if it was a hallucination, but Jiang Zhe felt as if there was a stream of heat pouring into her body from Chen Yi's palm, dispelling the cold numbness, and she even had a little desire in her heart to let Chen Yi keep kneading like this.
This made her terrified and at the same time ashamed to death, her heart was beating violently, and her face was burning hot.In order to maintain the final dignity and try to avoid this guy's animal behavior, Jiang Zhe endured a lot.
"Panic!"
Just at this moment, that damned little beast pointed at her with one paw, covered its stomach with one paw, touched the ground with its hind paw, and trembled with its bent little body, clearly imitating people to laugh out loud.
Jiang Zhe wailed in his heart, let me die!
"Okay, go back, it's dangerous here, don't come out at night again, you won't be so lucky next time."
Jiang Zhe was taken aback for a moment, and almost didn't say "thank you". He realized that this person was not a benefactor, but an attempted criminal who stopped halfway for some reason, and jumped up suddenly like a spring on his buttocks. Pointing at Chen Yi's nose would make him curse.
Before she could say those words, she was stunned. She could move, stand up, or jump up.
And she never knew that her legs could be so powerful, it felt as if she could run through a gust of wind.
It may be due to the excessive secretion of adrenal hormones, she couldn't move just now, but now the numbness in her hands and feet has disappeared, and the accumulation is the reason, she thought in her heart.
But at this very moment, Chen Yi and the little beast drifted away, without making any big movements, but the figure had already stepped off the embankment of the Yellow River and gradually moved away.
"Hmph, run faster!"
……
Chen Yi returned to the hotel, because he didn't want to disturb other people, as before, those who came out of the window naturally went in through the window.
During dinner at night, Chen Yi heard from Teng Yunqing, Xu Zhenguo and others that Professor Zhuang Xuyan strictly forbids anyone to approach the ancient tomb at night, and it is best not to go to the Yellow River embankment.
Now he sort of understood that there was indeed danger there.
If she hadn't appeared by herself, I'm afraid Jiang Zhe, that arrogant and stupid girl, would be just like Cheng Lixu now, going crazy and stupid, holding dead grass, leaves and mud and chewing until she was strangled to death.
Chen Yi had already seen the weirdness in it, and what shocked him the most was not Cheng Lixu's strange appearance, but seeing a black shadow drifting past before overwhelming Jiang Zhe.That's right, it just floated by, like a piece of white paper, moving with the wind, silently.
At the moment when the black shadow was about to pounce on Jiang Zhe, as if aware of Chen Yi's existence, it made a sharp turn and flew away from Jiang Zhe's feet as fast as a black lightning.But Jiang Zhe, that silly girl, didn't know that she had walked around the ghost gate, and continued to walk towards Cheng Lixu.
At that moment, Chen Yi jumped up and threw Jiang Zhe to the ground to prevent the dark shadow from returning.
As Chen Yi expected, the black shadow did not leave directly, but lingered outside the woods for nearly half an hour before it flickered a few times and disappeared into the night.
Afterwards, Chen Yi checked Cheng Lixu's body and found that his symptoms were very similar to the folk tale of a hungry ghost hitting his body.Losing his sanity, devouring everything in sight until he was exhausted.At the same time, he also found two red rashes the size of rice grains on Cheng Lixu's back shoulder.
Jiang Zhe's legs and feet were corroded by evil spirit just because they were in close contact with that black shadow.These evil spirits are very fierce, a bit like the corpse breath of a dead person. If Chen Yi doesn't expel her evil spirits on the spot, I'm afraid this woman will suffer a lot, at least she will be in a wheelchair for a month or two.
(End of this chapter)
"Swear again, believe it or not, I'll let you see what a real beast is!"
Chen Yi, who got up and walked towards Cheng Lixu, stopped after being scolded by Jiang Zhe with a few vicious words, turned around, and said coldly.
Jiang Zhe is not a fool, on the contrary, he is very smart. Just now because of "the rest of his life", he was overly frightened and lost control of his emotions. Chen Yi gave him a cold stare, and immediately saw the current situation clearly.
The enemy is strong and we are weak, in the wilderness.
The other party is a big boy who is in the midst of a surge of hormones and acts impulsively and recklessly; he is a woman with a beautiful appearance and a hot figure who can most arouse a man's original desire.But he didn't even have the strength to escape. If he wanted to do something beastly, he really couldn't resist, so he could only hold his nose and enjoy it...
God!
Jiang Zhe couldn't help but think of the two-character classic line in Aunt Qiong Yao's book, and immediately covered his mouth with his hands, for fear of offending this man.
Chen Yi saw that Jiang Zhe was like a choked hen, and his annoying calls stopped abruptly. He thought to himself that some people are really cheap. If you don't scare her, you really don't know what your last name is.He shook his head, did not continue to tease this half-stupid woman, and came to Cheng Lixu's side in a few steps.
Jiang Zhe watched as Chen Yi took off Cheng Lixu's clothes, and kept patting and kneading his fat body. He didn't know what he wanted to do, but he already took out his cell phone, but he didn't dare to dial it.
Even the simplest three keys of "110" will attract his attention.It will take some time for the call to be connected, and during this time, Chen Yi has no time to stop it.
Therefore, she could only watch Chen Yi help Cheng Lixu up and down, and couldn't help wondering whether this disgusting and disgusting guy had a problem with his sexual orientation. He didn't do anything when he held her down for such a long time, but instead focused all his attention on him. On the old cow.
While she was slightly disappointed, she also felt nauseated.
Even though the old cow was lying on the ground, it was like a hill. His skin was as dark as the night. As Chen Yi patted and kneaded him, the fat on his body swayed like waves.
How perverted it is to attack this kind of person!
What she couldn't stand was the one that had been sleeping on Chen Yi's shoulder during the day, but now it was full of energy, sitting on a rock like a dog, watching with great interest what its master was doing!
Sure enough, perverted people, perverted pets!
But she immediately thought of something again, and felt a little relieved.
It's past twelve o'clock now, and it's almost one o'clock in the morning, but the weird voice didn't appear tonight, and Chen Yi kept pressing on himself.This made her very sure that those weird voices were made by this Chen Yi.
That's right, people who are interested in pretending to be ghosts don't have mental health, and it won't be surprising how abnormal they are.
"vomit!"
The old cow who was tortured by Chen Yi's abnormality made a sound of vomiting, and his body convulsed even more violently. The stuff that rolled out of his stomach choked into his trachea, causing a violent coughing sound.
"What did you do to him?"
Jiang Zhe looked at the reckless old cow in horror, and felt a chill in his heart, he probably wanted to kill someone to silence him.
The old cow vomited for a while, coughed a few times, and then became silent, lying on the ground with only a pair of big underpants on, motionless, even the frightening convulsions stopped, just like a dead person.
And for some reason, Jiang Zhe's body is still unable to move. With a little force, his hands and feet become numb to the core, and he can't use half of his strength. It is impossible to escape.
She watched Chen Yi "obscene" the old cow, and then came to her side again, her heart became more and more flustered, she kicked her legs weakly, and moved back with both hands and feet, trying to stay away from this pervert.
"You, what are you going to do? I can warn you, if you dare to do anything to me, the police will not let you go. I am a celebrity, and if something happens, the impact will be great. At that time, the police in the capital will come to investigate. Do you think Can you run now?"
As she moved her body, she warned the other party.
"Ah, pervert, let me go, let me go!"
Threats didn't work, the pervert had already grabbed her left foot, and Mance was still untying the shoelace methodically.
Could it be that he wants to chop himself like an old cow?
Chen Yi's next words seemed to confirm her guess.
"Celebrities, if tomorrow morning, someone finds a celebrity and a videographer naked~ dead in the woods, with a video camera driving next to him, tsk tsk, this picture is so beautiful, what do you think will happen? Public opinion? Surely no one will grab the newspaper headlines from you!"
If Jiang Zhe could cry, she would be crying more than the Yellow River now, but she was so nervous that she couldn't even keep her tears, so she could only let Chen Yi's disgusting hands caress her calves from her feet.
"Please, let me go. I will agree to whatever you want. If I give you money, I can also make you famous. Anything!"
"You are still young and you have a long way to go, don't ruin your future just because of this, it's not worth it!"
Jiang Zhe, who was terrified to the extreme, said everything he could think of, and only shouted, my mother has AIDS!
But Chen Yi was really indifferent. After pinching one, he pinched the other. With his movements, the numb and uncomfortable feeling gradually turned into a comfortable crisp~itch.
I don't know if it was a hallucination, but Jiang Zhe felt as if there was a stream of heat pouring into her body from Chen Yi's palm, dispelling the cold numbness, and she even had a little desire in her heart to let Chen Yi keep kneading like this.
This made her terrified and at the same time ashamed to death, her heart was beating violently, and her face was burning hot.In order to maintain the final dignity and try to avoid this guy's animal behavior, Jiang Zhe endured a lot.
"Panic!"
Just at this moment, that damned little beast pointed at her with one paw, covered its stomach with one paw, touched the ground with its hind paw, and trembled with its bent little body, clearly imitating people to laugh out loud.
Jiang Zhe wailed in his heart, let me die!
"Okay, go back, it's dangerous here, don't come out at night again, you won't be so lucky next time."
Jiang Zhe was taken aback for a moment, and almost didn't say "thank you". He realized that this person was not a benefactor, but an attempted criminal who stopped halfway for some reason, and jumped up suddenly like a spring on his buttocks. Pointing at Chen Yi's nose would make him curse.
Before she could say those words, she was stunned. She could move, stand up, or jump up.
And she never knew that her legs could be so powerful, it felt as if she could run through a gust of wind.
It may be due to the excessive secretion of adrenal hormones, she couldn't move just now, but now the numbness in her hands and feet has disappeared, and the accumulation is the reason, she thought in her heart.
But at this very moment, Chen Yi and the little beast drifted away, without making any big movements, but the figure had already stepped off the embankment of the Yellow River and gradually moved away.
"Hmph, run faster!"
……
Chen Yi returned to the hotel, because he didn't want to disturb other people, as before, those who came out of the window naturally went in through the window.
During dinner at night, Chen Yi heard from Teng Yunqing, Xu Zhenguo and others that Professor Zhuang Xuyan strictly forbids anyone to approach the ancient tomb at night, and it is best not to go to the Yellow River embankment.
Now he sort of understood that there was indeed danger there.
If she hadn't appeared by herself, I'm afraid Jiang Zhe, that arrogant and stupid girl, would be just like Cheng Lixu now, going crazy and stupid, holding dead grass, leaves and mud and chewing until she was strangled to death.
Chen Yi had already seen the weirdness in it, and what shocked him the most was not Cheng Lixu's strange appearance, but seeing a black shadow drifting past before overwhelming Jiang Zhe.That's right, it just floated by, like a piece of white paper, moving with the wind, silently.
At the moment when the black shadow was about to pounce on Jiang Zhe, as if aware of Chen Yi's existence, it made a sharp turn and flew away from Jiang Zhe's feet as fast as a black lightning.But Jiang Zhe, that silly girl, didn't know that she had walked around the ghost gate, and continued to walk towards Cheng Lixu.
At that moment, Chen Yi jumped up and threw Jiang Zhe to the ground to prevent the dark shadow from returning.
As Chen Yi expected, the black shadow did not leave directly, but lingered outside the woods for nearly half an hour before it flickered a few times and disappeared into the night.
Afterwards, Chen Yi checked Cheng Lixu's body and found that his symptoms were very similar to the folk tale of a hungry ghost hitting his body.Losing his sanity, devouring everything in sight until he was exhausted.At the same time, he also found two red rashes the size of rice grains on Cheng Lixu's back shoulder.
Jiang Zhe's legs and feet were corroded by evil spirit just because they were in close contact with that black shadow.These evil spirits are very fierce, a bit like the corpse breath of a dead person. If Chen Yi doesn't expel her evil spirits on the spot, I'm afraid this woman will suffer a lot, at least she will be in a wheelchair for a month or two.
(End of this chapter)
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