The best feng shui master

Chapter 271 Going all the way, cheating all the way!

The beggar-like man was studying the murals on the wall of the temple, and he was very concentrated. The dirty little beast screamed and brought him back to his senses.

He turned around and saw Han Wenxue and the others, he was obviously taken aback, then smiled slightly, clasped his hands together, and said, "Tashi Dele, all benefactors, why do you disturb my innocent heart towards the Buddha?"

His smile is warm and warm, and his face is serious and serious. If not for his shabby clothes, bird's nest-like hair, and beard, he would be a bit of an expert.

"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry", Xu Qing quickly apologized, but she was very disdainful in her heart, a beggar can't even solve the problem of food and clothing, and has a innocent heart, who would believe it.

But who told me to say that he is a beggar first? From his eyes, it can be seen that he has clearly heard his words, and the strange-looking little beast beside him is also wrapped in Sister Wenxue's arms, as if he doesn't want to let it go so easily. over them.

Along the way, Xu Qing has seen people who extorted money by various means, and she thought it would be the same for this person, and she didn't want to cause trouble, so as to spoil the fun of the game, so she took out two Grandpa Mao cards from her wallet, reluctantly to the beggar.

The beggar took the money, looked at the sun, checked the authenticity very familiarly, and said with a stern face: "Tashi Dele, female benefactor, I see that you are destined to be with my Buddha, why don't you just give up three times?" Thousands of troubles, sit with me on the lotus platform with peace of mind?"

"What, what does this mean?"

Xu Qing realized after a while, she couldn't help being furious, this is to let her become a nun!
"Why are you like this? People have given you money, but you are still entangled. If you are not greedy enough, I will call the police, accuse you, accuse you of human trafficking."

"Tashi Dele", the beggar clasped his hands together, bowed slightly, neither angry nor angry, with a solemn expression, "The female benefactor has a predestined relationship with my Buddha, and it is a pity to give up the opportunity to go to the bliss of the Western Paradise. Otherwise, this Living Buddha has prepared for you Reserve a place, if one day you understand the world, you won't fall into this world of filth, and regret it, you can't escape, as long as ninety-nine-ninety-eight..."

"You are a deadly liar who can only talk about Tashi Dele, you just go to the West Paradise Bliss, your whole family is going to the West Paradise Bliss!"

Xu Qing is so angry, did he not look at the almanac when he went out today, why did he run into a stalking liar who could only speak a sentence of Tibetan, pretended to be a living Buddha, and reserved a place to go to the Western Paradise? This is MLM!
"Zhaxi Dele", the magic stick did not have the slightest bit of shame, bowed deeply again, and said: "Did the benefactor have any health problems recently? I see that your face is red and your lips are chapped. It must be due to the deficiency of blood and frequent anger Fa, if you believe in my Buddha, practice with me, and recite Huayan twice a day, within half a month, you will definitely drive out the evil spirits in your body..."

"Hahahaha", Han Wenxue hugged Qing Yan, laughed loudly, leaned forward and back together, "Chen, Chen Yi, why did you cheat all the way to the Kumbum Monastery? You, a Feng Shui master, came to the Lama Temple to deceive people. You are not a priest. Going to the palace of the king of hell to give alms, do you cross the border?"

If Qing An hadn't run into her arms, Han Wenxue might not have recognized him even if he passed by.

In her impression, most of the time, Chen Yijue was dressed neatly and his eyes were clear, giving people a refreshing feeling. This was the first time she had seen such an image of an African refugee fleeing from famine.

Just as Xu Qing wanted to punch this guy with her small fists, your old lady became a demon in your mouth when she got angry. You should be soaked in a pig cage.

Suddenly I heard Han Wenxue behind me laugh out loud "haha", from the words, the two seemed to know each other.

She couldn't help but looked at Han Wenxue suspiciously, feeling very puzzled.

Not only her, but Xu Zhiyuan also found it weird. Han Wenxue has a slight obsession with cleanliness, and she doesn't want to dip her feet on dirt roads that are slightly muddy, and she never tastes the food on the stalls. A dirty little thing in your arms?
The little thing seems to be very close to her, and it keeps hugging her arms, dyeing its white clothes into pieces of post-modernist style portraits that ghosts don't recognize, and sticking out its little pink tongue to lick her. beautiful cheeks.

He walked with Han Wenxue's family for more than a month, covering most of China, and didn't even touch her hand. Xu Zhiyuan couldn't help being jealous that this little guy could do whatever he wanted in her arms.

"Sister Wenxue, do you know each other?" Xu Qing asked strangely.

Han Wenxue was happy to see Chen Yi, but her face was deliberately stiff, and she said: "Who knows this death stick who cheats everywhere, if it weren't for me, I don't know how many little girls have been harmed by him today, Xu Qing You have to be careful, this magic stick likes to deceive little girls the most."

"what!"

Xu Qing didn't know whether it was true or not, but she still took a few steps back to keep a certain distance from him.

"Tashi that Dele!"

Chen Yi clasped his hands together, and said the only Tibetan sentence he knew again, "The female benefactor's words are wrong. It's not that I like to lie to the female benefactor, but that the female benefactor, as a vulnerable group in society, needs my help even more. I accept it." Help, it is inevitable to be impressed by this Yushu Linfeng's chic and romantic."

"Tsk tsk, Master Chen, I helped a few female benefactors along the way, let me tell you, I can talk to Sister Yan when I go back, maybe Sister Yan will be rewarded!"

Han Wenxue looked at Chen Yi, and the little tiger teeth gleamed and creaked.

"Panic!"

Qing An, a very disrespectful little bastard, also yelled at Chen Yi, his cheeks puffed up, as if he had done something outrageous.

"Wen Xue, is this your friend?"

Xu Zhiyuan looked at it for a long time, then asked with a frown.

Han Wenxue stepped forward, pulled Chen Yi, who was still pretending to be an addict, to the sisters of the Xu family, and said, "This is Chen Yi, my friend in Quancheng, these two are Xu Zhiyuan , Xu Qing."

The brothers and sisters of the Xu family were surprised at each other. During the trip, Han Wenxue had never been so close to anyone, even Xu Qing, a woman.

Who is this dirty, smelly, beggar-like man?

"Sister Wenxue, this liar, is he your friend?"

Xu Qing couldn't believe it, and confirmed again.

"Miss Xu, I was just joking, your money."

Chen Yi showed his white teeth that matched his dark face, and handed back the big bills.

Although Han Wenxue didn't personally admit it, seeing her holding Chen Yi tightly, she knew that the relationship between the two was unusual. Xu Qing even forgot to take the money back.

"How did you do this? Could it be that the all-powerful Master Chen was robbed as soon as he left Spring City?"

Han Wenxue tugged on Chen Yi's clothes that couldn't cover her body, and said with reproach and distress.

Chen Yi was angry, and said: "It's not just that I was robbed. I was kidnapped by the big devil Zongjun from the mouth of the Yellow River to the sea. It took me more than half a month to walk all the way, and I almost died."

"what"

Han Wenxue exclaimed, "You met that zombie again? He didn't do anything to you, did he?"

She still had a fresh memory of Zong Jun, and it was definitely the scariest thing she had ever seen in her life.It is not an exaggeration to describe it as hell.

"Hey, it's more than that. I've been tortured by him all the way. Look, the dark circles under my eyes haven't gone away yet!"

Chen Yi didn't get angry, and pointed to the slightly blue eye sockets.

Needless to say, it was the imprint left by someone after being "educated" by the Great Demon King Zongjun.

At this time, Chen Yi didn't have the half-distracted look just now, he was completely like a punk who had been beaten up but had no way of revenge.

Seeing that Chen Yi was still in the mood to complain, Han Wenxue knew it was nothing serious, so she rolled her eyes and said, "You deserve it!"

"Tsk tsk, you said it took you half a month to walk here from the mouth of the Yellow River?"

Xu Qing's face was full of disbelief, looking at this bragging guy who didn't write drafts, "I heard that if a backpacker travels such a long distance, it will take at least half a year. Do you think you are the Supreme Protector Dai Zong?"

Xu Zhiyuan felt very uncomfortable. Before going out, he thought that he had taken a big step successfully, but now Cheng Yaojin came out halfway, completely shattering his illusions, turning into a rainbow after the rain, and a bubble under the sun .

The people agreed to come out not because of him, but because of this dirty boy!

He frowned, but with hypocritical enthusiasm on his face, he said: "Brother, even if you walked all the way from the Yellow River, you wouldn't make it like this, right? If you really encounter robbers, my family has something to do with it. Maybe there's something I can do for you."

Xu Qing didn't have a good impression of Chen Yi in the first place, so she played tricks on her once when she came up. She was another strong competitor of her brother, and her tone couldn't help but be a little weird, "You're welcome, Sister Wenxue's friends are our friends, as long as you can remember Robber's appearance, as long as he is in Huaxia, no matter where he hides, he will definitely give you justice."

Chen Yi couldn't help laughing. Zongjun, the great demon king of a generation of masters, was treated as a small thief. It was really enough for ignorant people to be fearless.

"Thank you, but you really can't help me with this matter."

"We can't help?" Xu Qing smiled, "Don't dare to say anything else, as long as a wanted warrant is issued, no matter where he hides, he will probably be doomed. Sister Wen Xue, please persuade Chen Yi, Letting bad guys get away with it out of fear is as irresponsible to yourself as it is to others.”

Han Wenxue shook his head and said, "Xu Qing, Xu Zhiyuan, don't worry about this matter, it's not something you can intervene in, and isn't Chen Yi also okay?"

Although Xu Zhiyuan was not angry, Han Wenxue had said that, so he couldn't keep pestering him any longer. Besides, he didn't say that to help Chen Yi get justice, but just wanted to remind him secretly to see his identity clearly.

Xu Qing pursed her lips, glared at Chen Yi, took back a few big bills from his hand, and threw them into the merit box not far away with a look of disgust.It seems that the money with Chen Yi's hands is not money, it has become a piece of waste paper.

"My little sister is not sensible, please brother Chen not to be offended." Xu Zhiyuan looked at his sister's back, "By the way, brother Chen, what are your plans? It must be very tiring to walk here from East China Province. When will you prepare?" go back?"

"Go back? My destination hasn't arrived yet, why go back so early?"

Chen Yi pretended to be surprised and said.

"Then where is your destination?"

"The top of Kunlun Mountain!"

"Brother Chen, let me advise you that your equipment may not be enough to support you in the past. Kunlun Mountain is more than 7000 meters above sea level and covered with snow all year round. If you don't have a strong body and advanced equipment, it may be very dangerous. You are still in XN City. Rest for a while, buy good equipment, adjust your body, and then find a mountaineering team together, it is the safest."

"Wen Xue, when are you going to XZ?"

Chen Yi listened to Xu Zhiyuan's words, how could he not know what he meant.

"The original plan was three or four days later, you came, and I'm going to accompany you!"

Han Wenxue was also a little worried, afraid that Chen Yi's body would not be able to bear it, so she said tenderly.

"No need, I'll be with you when the time comes, I can't bear this distance!"

Chen Yi patted Han Wenxue on the shoulder and gave her a firm look.

"Really? Did you heal from your last injury?"

Of course, Han Wenxue was talking about Chen Yi's self-inflicted sins that caused evil spirits to enter his body, resulting in organ failure.

Chen Yi said with a smile: "You can tell by my skin color, I have completely got rid of the ranks of the jerks, and turned back into a healthy and sexy man."

"Pooh!"

Han Wenxue spit softly, "He's still a sexy man, hurry up and find a place to wash up later, change into clean clothes, it stinks!"

Xu Zhiyuan looked at the two with dim eyes, and suddenly felt like an outsider, out of tune with them.

He felt angry again, Chen Yi's words could easily be misunderstood, his own face was very pale!

(End of this chapter)