The best feng shui master
Chapter 279
Chapter 279
After this little farce, the picnic continued and the atmosphere became more cheerful.
Han Zhizhang and his wife, especially Han Mu, whose well-maintained faces were glowing red under the firelight, have always admired Cao Zhi. Today is a glimpse of the idol's demeanor, and it is really difficult to calm down the excitement in my heart.
Han Zhizhang also always had a smile on his face, and his eyes softened when he looked at Chen Yi. Although he did not admit in his heart that this change was due to these few valuable things, it was the fact that he kept a low profile when he met Chen Yi. It was only after he pretended to be aggressive that his impression of Chen Yi became better.
The Xu brothers and sisters, who were humiliating themselves, also had a smile on their faces, but there was a bitterness in this smile no matter how you looked at it.
Xu Qing looked at Chen Yi from time to time, she really didn't understand whether this guy was lucky or really crazy.
First, when I was at Kumbum Monastery, I threatened him, saying that crushing him to death was like crushing an ant, but the next moment, Saza Tulku came to pay respects and saluted, saying that he was a Gonpo, and my father also called Phone, very severely reprimanded myself.
After coming here, she wanted to ease the tense relationship, but that damned little bastard repeatedly embarrassed herself, and her brother was humiliated several times.
Finally, she found an opportunity to keep her from stepping down and save some face, but the result was as usual that she couldn't accept it.
This damn magic stick actually carried Cao Zhi's calligraphy with him, as well as Ye Mingzhu worth hundreds of millions. That's not all, what she couldn't accept the most was the guy's last sentence.
My brother and I have been educated in aristocratic schools since we were young, and we are the top of our peers in every aspect. I graduated from Huaqing University, and my brother returned from studying abroad, but was ridiculed by this idiot who didn't even graduate from junior high school as a nouveau riche!
Xu Qing bit her tongue hard, and forcibly moved her eyes away from Chen Yi. She didn't dare to look or think again, otherwise she was really afraid that she couldn't help but grab a piece of firewood and knock out the brain of this pretending prisoner. Dog brains.
With a forced smile, Xu Zhiyuan picked up his stuffed donkey and took Chen Yi to drink one cup after another.
It's the only way he can get back some ground.
Even though it's childish and boring, and it's not an honor to be able to drink, no matter how mature a man is, he still has a child's side, and he will make low-level mistakes, and he will know that he is naive, but he does it anyway.
But soon he was disappointed. After drinking three cups again, Xu Zhiyuan's eyes blurred, and he sat there swaying non-stop, but the hateful guy in front of him was fine.
At this moment, he finally realized that it wasn't the donkey who got bored, but him!
The two little guys Chen Yi and Qing An showed Han Wenxue's parents what it means to be in trouble, what it means to pretend to be the world with a big belly, and what it means to be a wine bag and a rice bag!
The four of them added up dozens of catties of mutton, and they ate less than one-third of it, and Chen Yi and Qing Yan poured the rest into their stomachs.
And the five big fish, each weighing two to three catties, were also cleaned up.
Mother Han looked at Chen Yi in horror. If she didn't know that this guy was rich, she would have regarded him as a beggar who hadn't eaten for three days!
She whispered to her daughter's ear, and said: "This Chen Yi and Qing Yan are not sick, and they are not fat. How can they eat so much? They won't be overwhelmed, right?"
Han Wenxue looked at Chen Yi and Qing Yancheng's round stomachs with a smile, and their eyes became small crescents, and said, "The two of them have always been so good at eating. When we went to the restaurant together, even the boss was shocked." Jump."
"But they eat so much, where do they put it? It's not that cattle and sheep have multiple stomachs, so it's impossible to digest while eating, right?"
Mother Han felt that this was unscientific. Could it be that their stomachs could lead to another dimension?
"Mom, they are different from us, they are not the same kind of people, so just leave it alone."
Han Wenxue didn't know how to explain it. In fact, she herself didn't know why Chen Yi and Qing Yan could eat so much. ,
"What do you mean I don't care about it? What do you mean they are not the same type of people? Don't they all carry a head on two shoulders, and they can still have three heads and six arms? I am concerned about them, and I am afraid that they will eat me up!"
Mother Han glared at her daughter and said angrily.
Han Wenxue knew that this was a good sign, thought for a while, and found a far-fetched reason, "Let's put it this way, it's like the law of energy conservation. No matter how much activity a person has, he needs as much energy support. I can only say that Chen Yi The amount of activity with Qing An is too much."
Mother Han didn't quite believe it, and said, "I don't think he's better than the Olympic champion? He doesn't seem to eat so much!"
"Mom, don't worry about it now, this road is still long, you will eventually see how extraordinary and miraculous Chen Yi and Qing Yan are." Han Wenxue's eyes are full of happiness, which has never been seen along the way.
Seeing Han Wenxue's body brimming with happiness, Xu Zhiyuan's heart felt pained like a knife. He supported his drowsy head, raised his muffled donkey, and waved it to the swaying figure.
Now he doesn't care about killing eight hundred enemies and losing one thousand, he only has one thought in his mind, I'm upset, and I won't let you have a good time!
"Roar!"
Qing Yan, who was holding a big fish and was devouring it, suddenly threw the fish on the ground and let out a thunderous roar towards the distance.
"ah!"
Xu Qing was absent-minded and depressed, and when she was completely unprepared, her whole body was shocked, and the juice in her hand spilled all over the floor.
"Oh, what's wrong with this little guy? Why is he screaming so loudly, it scared me to death!"
Mother Han patted her throbbing chest and said with lingering fear.
Fortunately, she didn't have a heart attack, Bufan had to pass.This unremarkable little guy suddenly became majestic, which was really scary.
Han Zhizhang and Ning Zhiyuan were also uncomfortable.
Han Zhizhang looked at Qing Yan and was very shocked. This roar was so extraordinary that he couldn't imagine that it came from this little guy's body.
Xu Zhiyuan was so annoyed that he poured half a glass of it, glared at the little guy bitterly, poured it again, and signaled to Chen Yi again.
Chen Yi had already stood up, looking towards the hill not far away, his face was a little heavy, as if he saw something dangerous.
"Chen Yi, are you disrespecting me?"
Xu Zhiyuan stood up drunkenly, said with red eyes.
He toasted Chen Yi, but Chen Yi didn't look at it, stood up and looked into the distance, obviously he didn't take himself seriously.
When people are drunk, their instincts will be highlighted. Although there is a trace of rationality in what they do at this time, they are still mostly instincts.
Jiu Zhuang is cowardly, which also explains this problem to a certain extent.
"Brother, be careful, you're drunk, drink less, it's not good for yourself!"
Xu Qing supported Xu Zhiyuan with some distress.Ever since I was a child, my elder brother has always been a role model in my eyes, I have never seen him lose his composure like this, and I think there must be a lot of pain in my heart.
While she hated Chen Yi now, she also felt powerless.
How could this man be so invulnerable? Together, the two of them couldn't gain even the slightest advantage.
"Xu Qing, don't worry about it, my brother is happy today, he found a confidant, and he won't go home until he's drunk!"
Luckily, Xu Zhiyuan survived with a sliver of reason, and did not reveal his inner thoughts.
Chen Yi withdrew his gaze, looked at him, and said, "Today is not the time, let's go back another day."
"Why is it not the time?" Xu Zhiyuan gritted his teeth, and said coldly: "The scenery here is picturesque and the sky is clear, why is it not the time? I, Xu Zhiyuan, regard you as a bosom friend, so why don't you give me face?"
Chen Yi ignored him, and said to several people, "Pack up your things, get in the car, and leave quickly."
Han Wenxue was stunned for a moment, then asked, "What happened?"
Han Zhiyuan didn't understand, and asked, "What's the matter, can you explain it clearly?"
"He didn't have the guts to drink with me, and deliberately took the opportunity to escape." Xu Zhiyuan smiled contemptuously, and looked at Chen Yi, "A real man must have the guts, even if he doesn't have the guts to drink, he's not a man, he's a coward!"
"Brother, what are you talking about!"
Xu Qing twisted Xu Zhiyuan hard, and said reproachfully.
Although she also wanted to scold this guy, not only wanted to scold, but also wanted to beat him up, but it was just thinking about it. If they really did it, they would lose completely, completely.
That's what a narrow-minded person would do after being defeated, becoming angry from embarrassment and unable to swallow this breath. It can only make his own image and conduct in the eyes of others drop greatly, but the other party has no loss at all.
Chen Yi glanced at him, with a cold light in his eyes, and said: "If you want to die, just stay, I guarantee you will not even have a bone left!"
After he finished speaking, he walked towards the big bag and picked it up.
"Zhiyuan, you're drunk and it's getting late, let's go back as soon as possible."
Han Zhizhang didn't want the two young people to fight any longer, the outcome was already divided, and it was meaningless.
"Yes brother, Uncle Han is right, it's getting late, let's go back first!"
Xu Qing took the opportunity to persuade her.
Xu Zhiyuan shook off her hand that was holding him, and said, "I'm not drunk, who said I'm drunk, he's not drunk, can I be drunk? I'm the youngest of the Xu family, will I lose to him? What a joke!"
Han Zhizhang knew that he couldn't reason with a drunk, and if he didn't understand, he and Xu Qing helped the cursing Xu Zhiyuan to the car by force.
"Okay, let's go, don't ask for anything, it's dangerous!"
Chen Yi put the package on his shoulders, swept it with his feet, and a large piece of sand flew up, burying the bonfire in one fell swoop.
"Ah, how did you do that?"
Mother Han covered her mouth in surprise. Chen Yi's hand, no, that kick just now was like magic.The sand and gravel that flew up in a fan-like shape seemed to have eyes, and all fell into the fire, just in time to extinguish the flames, only a few strands of thick smoke in the gaps drifted out unwillingly.
Chen Yi pulled the two of them, walked quickly towards the vehicle, and said, "Leave it alone, leave quickly."
Han Wenxue was staggered by Chen Yila, and asked in confusion, "Chen Yi, what danger is there, can you explain clearly?"
"Wolf Pack!"
"Ow!"
As if responding to Chen Yi, a wolf howled suddenly from a distance, and then gray figures were seen rushing out of the grass hundreds of meters away.
"what!"
Mother Han's legs gave way and she almost fell to the ground, "Why didn't you say it earlier?"
Chen Yi sped up his feet, and pulled the two of them into a gallop, "If I said it first, you would definitely panic, and the wolves would be aware of it in advance and launch an attack in advance. We don't even have time to escape."
Xu Zhiyuan was still yelling not to leave, he wasn't drunk, he turned his head and was about to scold that coward who had no guts, when he suddenly saw the plateau wolves rushing towards him like little calves, his soul was blown away, his hairs stood on end straight.
"Wolf, wolf, run!"
Xu Zhiyuan's alcohol turned into a cold sweat, and he suddenly came to his senses. He didn't care about making trouble for Chen Yi anymore, and ran towards the car with his ass on fire.
"Brother, wait for me, wait for me!"
Xu Qing's face was pale, and because of excessive nervousness, she kept directing her legs and feet, shaking like noodles, and couldn't move a step even if she tried her best.
(End of this chapter)
After this little farce, the picnic continued and the atmosphere became more cheerful.
Han Zhizhang and his wife, especially Han Mu, whose well-maintained faces were glowing red under the firelight, have always admired Cao Zhi. Today is a glimpse of the idol's demeanor, and it is really difficult to calm down the excitement in my heart.
Han Zhizhang also always had a smile on his face, and his eyes softened when he looked at Chen Yi. Although he did not admit in his heart that this change was due to these few valuable things, it was the fact that he kept a low profile when he met Chen Yi. It was only after he pretended to be aggressive that his impression of Chen Yi became better.
The Xu brothers and sisters, who were humiliating themselves, also had a smile on their faces, but there was a bitterness in this smile no matter how you looked at it.
Xu Qing looked at Chen Yi from time to time, she really didn't understand whether this guy was lucky or really crazy.
First, when I was at Kumbum Monastery, I threatened him, saying that crushing him to death was like crushing an ant, but the next moment, Saza Tulku came to pay respects and saluted, saying that he was a Gonpo, and my father also called Phone, very severely reprimanded myself.
After coming here, she wanted to ease the tense relationship, but that damned little bastard repeatedly embarrassed herself, and her brother was humiliated several times.
Finally, she found an opportunity to keep her from stepping down and save some face, but the result was as usual that she couldn't accept it.
This damn magic stick actually carried Cao Zhi's calligraphy with him, as well as Ye Mingzhu worth hundreds of millions. That's not all, what she couldn't accept the most was the guy's last sentence.
My brother and I have been educated in aristocratic schools since we were young, and we are the top of our peers in every aspect. I graduated from Huaqing University, and my brother returned from studying abroad, but was ridiculed by this idiot who didn't even graduate from junior high school as a nouveau riche!
Xu Qing bit her tongue hard, and forcibly moved her eyes away from Chen Yi. She didn't dare to look or think again, otherwise she was really afraid that she couldn't help but grab a piece of firewood and knock out the brain of this pretending prisoner. Dog brains.
With a forced smile, Xu Zhiyuan picked up his stuffed donkey and took Chen Yi to drink one cup after another.
It's the only way he can get back some ground.
Even though it's childish and boring, and it's not an honor to be able to drink, no matter how mature a man is, he still has a child's side, and he will make low-level mistakes, and he will know that he is naive, but he does it anyway.
But soon he was disappointed. After drinking three cups again, Xu Zhiyuan's eyes blurred, and he sat there swaying non-stop, but the hateful guy in front of him was fine.
At this moment, he finally realized that it wasn't the donkey who got bored, but him!
The two little guys Chen Yi and Qing An showed Han Wenxue's parents what it means to be in trouble, what it means to pretend to be the world with a big belly, and what it means to be a wine bag and a rice bag!
The four of them added up dozens of catties of mutton, and they ate less than one-third of it, and Chen Yi and Qing Yan poured the rest into their stomachs.
And the five big fish, each weighing two to three catties, were also cleaned up.
Mother Han looked at Chen Yi in horror. If she didn't know that this guy was rich, she would have regarded him as a beggar who hadn't eaten for three days!
She whispered to her daughter's ear, and said: "This Chen Yi and Qing Yan are not sick, and they are not fat. How can they eat so much? They won't be overwhelmed, right?"
Han Wenxue looked at Chen Yi and Qing Yancheng's round stomachs with a smile, and their eyes became small crescents, and said, "The two of them have always been so good at eating. When we went to the restaurant together, even the boss was shocked." Jump."
"But they eat so much, where do they put it? It's not that cattle and sheep have multiple stomachs, so it's impossible to digest while eating, right?"
Mother Han felt that this was unscientific. Could it be that their stomachs could lead to another dimension?
"Mom, they are different from us, they are not the same kind of people, so just leave it alone."
Han Wenxue didn't know how to explain it. In fact, she herself didn't know why Chen Yi and Qing Yan could eat so much. ,
"What do you mean I don't care about it? What do you mean they are not the same type of people? Don't they all carry a head on two shoulders, and they can still have three heads and six arms? I am concerned about them, and I am afraid that they will eat me up!"
Mother Han glared at her daughter and said angrily.
Han Wenxue knew that this was a good sign, thought for a while, and found a far-fetched reason, "Let's put it this way, it's like the law of energy conservation. No matter how much activity a person has, he needs as much energy support. I can only say that Chen Yi The amount of activity with Qing An is too much."
Mother Han didn't quite believe it, and said, "I don't think he's better than the Olympic champion? He doesn't seem to eat so much!"
"Mom, don't worry about it now, this road is still long, you will eventually see how extraordinary and miraculous Chen Yi and Qing Yan are." Han Wenxue's eyes are full of happiness, which has never been seen along the way.
Seeing Han Wenxue's body brimming with happiness, Xu Zhiyuan's heart felt pained like a knife. He supported his drowsy head, raised his muffled donkey, and waved it to the swaying figure.
Now he doesn't care about killing eight hundred enemies and losing one thousand, he only has one thought in his mind, I'm upset, and I won't let you have a good time!
"Roar!"
Qing Yan, who was holding a big fish and was devouring it, suddenly threw the fish on the ground and let out a thunderous roar towards the distance.
"ah!"
Xu Qing was absent-minded and depressed, and when she was completely unprepared, her whole body was shocked, and the juice in her hand spilled all over the floor.
"Oh, what's wrong with this little guy? Why is he screaming so loudly, it scared me to death!"
Mother Han patted her throbbing chest and said with lingering fear.
Fortunately, she didn't have a heart attack, Bufan had to pass.This unremarkable little guy suddenly became majestic, which was really scary.
Han Zhizhang and Ning Zhiyuan were also uncomfortable.
Han Zhizhang looked at Qing Yan and was very shocked. This roar was so extraordinary that he couldn't imagine that it came from this little guy's body.
Xu Zhiyuan was so annoyed that he poured half a glass of it, glared at the little guy bitterly, poured it again, and signaled to Chen Yi again.
Chen Yi had already stood up, looking towards the hill not far away, his face was a little heavy, as if he saw something dangerous.
"Chen Yi, are you disrespecting me?"
Xu Zhiyuan stood up drunkenly, said with red eyes.
He toasted Chen Yi, but Chen Yi didn't look at it, stood up and looked into the distance, obviously he didn't take himself seriously.
When people are drunk, their instincts will be highlighted. Although there is a trace of rationality in what they do at this time, they are still mostly instincts.
Jiu Zhuang is cowardly, which also explains this problem to a certain extent.
"Brother, be careful, you're drunk, drink less, it's not good for yourself!"
Xu Qing supported Xu Zhiyuan with some distress.Ever since I was a child, my elder brother has always been a role model in my eyes, I have never seen him lose his composure like this, and I think there must be a lot of pain in my heart.
While she hated Chen Yi now, she also felt powerless.
How could this man be so invulnerable? Together, the two of them couldn't gain even the slightest advantage.
"Xu Qing, don't worry about it, my brother is happy today, he found a confidant, and he won't go home until he's drunk!"
Luckily, Xu Zhiyuan survived with a sliver of reason, and did not reveal his inner thoughts.
Chen Yi withdrew his gaze, looked at him, and said, "Today is not the time, let's go back another day."
"Why is it not the time?" Xu Zhiyuan gritted his teeth, and said coldly: "The scenery here is picturesque and the sky is clear, why is it not the time? I, Xu Zhiyuan, regard you as a bosom friend, so why don't you give me face?"
Chen Yi ignored him, and said to several people, "Pack up your things, get in the car, and leave quickly."
Han Wenxue was stunned for a moment, then asked, "What happened?"
Han Zhiyuan didn't understand, and asked, "What's the matter, can you explain it clearly?"
"He didn't have the guts to drink with me, and deliberately took the opportunity to escape." Xu Zhiyuan smiled contemptuously, and looked at Chen Yi, "A real man must have the guts, even if he doesn't have the guts to drink, he's not a man, he's a coward!"
"Brother, what are you talking about!"
Xu Qing twisted Xu Zhiyuan hard, and said reproachfully.
Although she also wanted to scold this guy, not only wanted to scold, but also wanted to beat him up, but it was just thinking about it. If they really did it, they would lose completely, completely.
That's what a narrow-minded person would do after being defeated, becoming angry from embarrassment and unable to swallow this breath. It can only make his own image and conduct in the eyes of others drop greatly, but the other party has no loss at all.
Chen Yi glanced at him, with a cold light in his eyes, and said: "If you want to die, just stay, I guarantee you will not even have a bone left!"
After he finished speaking, he walked towards the big bag and picked it up.
"Zhiyuan, you're drunk and it's getting late, let's go back as soon as possible."
Han Zhizhang didn't want the two young people to fight any longer, the outcome was already divided, and it was meaningless.
"Yes brother, Uncle Han is right, it's getting late, let's go back first!"
Xu Qing took the opportunity to persuade her.
Xu Zhiyuan shook off her hand that was holding him, and said, "I'm not drunk, who said I'm drunk, he's not drunk, can I be drunk? I'm the youngest of the Xu family, will I lose to him? What a joke!"
Han Zhizhang knew that he couldn't reason with a drunk, and if he didn't understand, he and Xu Qing helped the cursing Xu Zhiyuan to the car by force.
"Okay, let's go, don't ask for anything, it's dangerous!"
Chen Yi put the package on his shoulders, swept it with his feet, and a large piece of sand flew up, burying the bonfire in one fell swoop.
"Ah, how did you do that?"
Mother Han covered her mouth in surprise. Chen Yi's hand, no, that kick just now was like magic.The sand and gravel that flew up in a fan-like shape seemed to have eyes, and all fell into the fire, just in time to extinguish the flames, only a few strands of thick smoke in the gaps drifted out unwillingly.
Chen Yi pulled the two of them, walked quickly towards the vehicle, and said, "Leave it alone, leave quickly."
Han Wenxue was staggered by Chen Yila, and asked in confusion, "Chen Yi, what danger is there, can you explain clearly?"
"Wolf Pack!"
"Ow!"
As if responding to Chen Yi, a wolf howled suddenly from a distance, and then gray figures were seen rushing out of the grass hundreds of meters away.
"what!"
Mother Han's legs gave way and she almost fell to the ground, "Why didn't you say it earlier?"
Chen Yi sped up his feet, and pulled the two of them into a gallop, "If I said it first, you would definitely panic, and the wolves would be aware of it in advance and launch an attack in advance. We don't even have time to escape."
Xu Zhiyuan was still yelling not to leave, he wasn't drunk, he turned his head and was about to scold that coward who had no guts, when he suddenly saw the plateau wolves rushing towards him like little calves, his soul was blown away, his hairs stood on end straight.
"Wolf, wolf, run!"
Xu Zhiyuan's alcohol turned into a cold sweat, and he suddenly came to his senses. He didn't care about making trouble for Chen Yi anymore, and ran towards the car with his ass on fire.
"Brother, wait for me, wait for me!"
Xu Qing's face was pale, and because of excessive nervousness, she kept directing her legs and feet, shaking like noodles, and couldn't move a step even if she tried her best.
(End of this chapter)
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