The best feng shui master
Chapter 324 Fatty Wu's Telegram
Chapter 324 Fatty Wu's Phone
Snow Ape was reluctant to leave Chen Yi. For many years, he hadn't seen a dragon rider coming, but he finally saw one, but he was about to leave soon, and he was still alone.
"panic"
The little bastard Qingyan was no longer an idiot, he handed a half-bitten piece of beef jerky with teeth marks in his mouth to the snow ape, jumped on its shoulder, and patted it like a dog to show comfort.
Snow Ape has always been wary of Qing An, and has a bad impression of it, but at this moment, he let Qing An rest on his shoulder, and looked at it with tenderness in his eyes.
"Panic!"
Qing An yelled strangely at Chen Yi, pointed at Snow Ape, pointed at himself, and pointed at Chen Yi.
Chen Yi understood what it meant, and even though he knew it was impossible, he still asked, "Brother Yuan, come down the mountain with me, and live in my house, where there are two water monkeys, and my family, all of you companion."
At that moment, the snow ape showed a yearning look on his face. Even the most powerful species needs companions and does not want to endure loneliness.
This snow ape is born with a different species, powerful, and has its own pride. There are not many of its kind on this snow mountain. It is even less likely to find a female monkey who can compare with it. In addition, it has to guard this place, so it has always been lonely. until now.
After hesitating for a while, the snow ape shook his head firmly, stood up with reluctance, dragged the iron bar, stepped barefoot on the white snow, hunched over, leaving a trace on the snow, and walked away slowly. go.
Chen Yi sighed. Everyone has his own choice, and every creature has his own choice. The snow ape's choice is to stay on the top of Kunlun and guard this pure land. Its own choice cannot be changed by anyone. Including Chen Yi.
"Panic!"
Qing An ran to Chen Yi's feet, tugged at his trousers, and pointed at the snow ape, his small eyes were slightly red.
His eyes lit up, Chen Yi suddenly took a step forward, and hurriedly shouted, "Brother Yuan, I have something for you later."
The snow ape who was about to disappear among the rocks stopped, turned around, looked at the figure that was leaving in a hurry, scratched his scalp, and was very puzzled.
-
Chen Yi was going down the mountain quickly, and hurried back half an hour later, but there were a few more things in his hand.
A pile of dead twigs, a dead gray wolf.
Snow Ape didn't know what Chen Yi was going to do, but he still listened to Chen Yi's words, walked back, and sat with Qing Yan, two beasts, one big and one small, staring at each other, still puzzled when they came back.
It sees a lot of branches, and gray wolves are also its food, not to mention wolves, even if the Tibetan horse bear is in his hands, he can take it down without any effort.
Snow Ape doesn't know, but Qing Yan does. What this guy admires most about Chen Yi is not his cultivation, not his feng shui divination skills, but his unique barbecue skills. Looking at it, Qing Yan smirked land.
It's just that Chen Yi's next behavior made Snow Ape puzzled, and Qing Yan didn't understand either. Just now, he held back his stomach and left everything to Snow Ape. Why don't you hurry up and barbecue?
Chen Yi is lighting a fire!
Instead of simply lighting a fire with a lighter, the oldest and most stupid method is to make fire by drilling wood.
chi chi chi...
The dry wooden stick sharpened by the dagger spun rapidly on another relatively large log, surrounded by dry soft grass stuffed by Chen Yi. After a while, a puff of green smoke rose. Chen Yi put down the wooden stick, puffed, It ignites.
"Hooho"
The snow ape hammered its chest and roared excitedly, as if it had seen a magic trick.
That's magic to it.
With its strength, it is no longer afraid of fire, but has a little yearning for it. Occasionally, a fire occurs in the forest, and the wild beast is burned to death. It is picked up by it, and the food is extremely delicious.
It's just that forest fires don't happen very often. It has lived for more than 100 years and only encountered two or three times in total. The first two times were far away, and only the last time I dared to approach it, so I could get a taste of it.
"Brother Ape, come!"
Chen Yi handed the sharpened wooden stick to Snow Ape, signaling it to do this.
He just wanted to teach the snow ape to use fire. This is the best way he can think of to alleviate the loneliness of the snow ape. If he can't help it find a companion, then teach it something, at least it will make it less boring. There are things you like to play and pursue.
Playing with fire is not the purpose. The final result is that Chen Yi spent one night and finally taught this stupid snow ape to barbecue. Although the grilled food still costs half of Conoco, this makes the snow ape very happy up.
Drilling wood to make fire and making cooked food will become what the snow ape is most willing to do for a long time to come.
After teaching Snow Ape these things, Chen Yi was finally able to leave with peace of mind, and Snow Ape was no longer so reluctant. When Chen Yi left, it just "roared" twice, waved its hand, and then devoted itself to the new toy up.
-
Going down the mountain at the fastest speed, Chen Yi turned on his phone, and a dozen missed calls popped up in succession.
One for Luo Yan, two for Han Wenxue, and sixteen for Fatty Wu!
"What's wrong with this guy?" Chen Yi frowned, dialed Fatty Wu's cell phone, and waited for him to answer the phone. Normally, Fatty Wu would not make so many calls unless something difficult happened. .
Soon, there was a voice on the phone.
"Chen Yi, where did you go? If you don't call back, I'm going to call the police..."
As soon as it was connected, Fatty Wu's broken voice came from the other side. Chen Yi took the phone away, away from his ears, so as not to be damaged. It took a long time for Fatty Wu to stop, and Chen Yi was able to get in his mouth , "Angkor, what happened, are you in such a hurry?"
Fatty Wu hesitated for a moment, and said, "Don't worry about anything, come back quickly, many people are waiting for you."
"What the hell happened?"
"I'll know when I get back," Fatty Wu said impatiently, showing a hint of anxiety, "I warn you, if this matter is not handled properly, we will have no brothers to do in the future!"
Click!
The phone hung up cleanly.
Chen Yi was stupefied and couldn't figure out what this guy was trying to say with his stick and hammer.
What happened?Chen Yi couldn't figure it out, so he made another hexagram temporarily.
There is no sign of bankruptcy, no danger to life, no prison, a harmonious family, and a thriving career... Chen Yi found helplessly that his divination skills could not see any results.
What happened?
Seeking knowledge is a good thing, but also a bad thing. When it is good, it can make you learn quickly, and when it is bad, the strong curiosity can hang people to death.
Could it be that something happened to Luo Yan?Chen Yi suddenly became agitated. When he received a call from Luo Yan in LS, he felt that she was weird. Could it be that she was in trouble again at work?
Luo Yan was someone Chen Yi couldn't figure out all this time, so he didn't think in vain, and immediately called her.
"Sorry, the phone you dialed has been switched off..."
Chen Yi was a little nervous, Luo Yan would only shut down the phone when performing tasks!
(End of this chapter)
Snow Ape was reluctant to leave Chen Yi. For many years, he hadn't seen a dragon rider coming, but he finally saw one, but he was about to leave soon, and he was still alone.
"panic"
The little bastard Qingyan was no longer an idiot, he handed a half-bitten piece of beef jerky with teeth marks in his mouth to the snow ape, jumped on its shoulder, and patted it like a dog to show comfort.
Snow Ape has always been wary of Qing An, and has a bad impression of it, but at this moment, he let Qing An rest on his shoulder, and looked at it with tenderness in his eyes.
"Panic!"
Qing An yelled strangely at Chen Yi, pointed at Snow Ape, pointed at himself, and pointed at Chen Yi.
Chen Yi understood what it meant, and even though he knew it was impossible, he still asked, "Brother Yuan, come down the mountain with me, and live in my house, where there are two water monkeys, and my family, all of you companion."
At that moment, the snow ape showed a yearning look on his face. Even the most powerful species needs companions and does not want to endure loneliness.
This snow ape is born with a different species, powerful, and has its own pride. There are not many of its kind on this snow mountain. It is even less likely to find a female monkey who can compare with it. In addition, it has to guard this place, so it has always been lonely. until now.
After hesitating for a while, the snow ape shook his head firmly, stood up with reluctance, dragged the iron bar, stepped barefoot on the white snow, hunched over, leaving a trace on the snow, and walked away slowly. go.
Chen Yi sighed. Everyone has his own choice, and every creature has his own choice. The snow ape's choice is to stay on the top of Kunlun and guard this pure land. Its own choice cannot be changed by anyone. Including Chen Yi.
"Panic!"
Qing An ran to Chen Yi's feet, tugged at his trousers, and pointed at the snow ape, his small eyes were slightly red.
His eyes lit up, Chen Yi suddenly took a step forward, and hurriedly shouted, "Brother Yuan, I have something for you later."
The snow ape who was about to disappear among the rocks stopped, turned around, looked at the figure that was leaving in a hurry, scratched his scalp, and was very puzzled.
-
Chen Yi was going down the mountain quickly, and hurried back half an hour later, but there were a few more things in his hand.
A pile of dead twigs, a dead gray wolf.
Snow Ape didn't know what Chen Yi was going to do, but he still listened to Chen Yi's words, walked back, and sat with Qing Yan, two beasts, one big and one small, staring at each other, still puzzled when they came back.
It sees a lot of branches, and gray wolves are also its food, not to mention wolves, even if the Tibetan horse bear is in his hands, he can take it down without any effort.
Snow Ape doesn't know, but Qing Yan does. What this guy admires most about Chen Yi is not his cultivation, not his feng shui divination skills, but his unique barbecue skills. Looking at it, Qing Yan smirked land.
It's just that Chen Yi's next behavior made Snow Ape puzzled, and Qing Yan didn't understand either. Just now, he held back his stomach and left everything to Snow Ape. Why don't you hurry up and barbecue?
Chen Yi is lighting a fire!
Instead of simply lighting a fire with a lighter, the oldest and most stupid method is to make fire by drilling wood.
chi chi chi...
The dry wooden stick sharpened by the dagger spun rapidly on another relatively large log, surrounded by dry soft grass stuffed by Chen Yi. After a while, a puff of green smoke rose. Chen Yi put down the wooden stick, puffed, It ignites.
"Hooho"
The snow ape hammered its chest and roared excitedly, as if it had seen a magic trick.
That's magic to it.
With its strength, it is no longer afraid of fire, but has a little yearning for it. Occasionally, a fire occurs in the forest, and the wild beast is burned to death. It is picked up by it, and the food is extremely delicious.
It's just that forest fires don't happen very often. It has lived for more than 100 years and only encountered two or three times in total. The first two times were far away, and only the last time I dared to approach it, so I could get a taste of it.
"Brother Ape, come!"
Chen Yi handed the sharpened wooden stick to Snow Ape, signaling it to do this.
He just wanted to teach the snow ape to use fire. This is the best way he can think of to alleviate the loneliness of the snow ape. If he can't help it find a companion, then teach it something, at least it will make it less boring. There are things you like to play and pursue.
Playing with fire is not the purpose. The final result is that Chen Yi spent one night and finally taught this stupid snow ape to barbecue. Although the grilled food still costs half of Conoco, this makes the snow ape very happy up.
Drilling wood to make fire and making cooked food will become what the snow ape is most willing to do for a long time to come.
After teaching Snow Ape these things, Chen Yi was finally able to leave with peace of mind, and Snow Ape was no longer so reluctant. When Chen Yi left, it just "roared" twice, waved its hand, and then devoted itself to the new toy up.
-
Going down the mountain at the fastest speed, Chen Yi turned on his phone, and a dozen missed calls popped up in succession.
One for Luo Yan, two for Han Wenxue, and sixteen for Fatty Wu!
"What's wrong with this guy?" Chen Yi frowned, dialed Fatty Wu's cell phone, and waited for him to answer the phone. Normally, Fatty Wu would not make so many calls unless something difficult happened. .
Soon, there was a voice on the phone.
"Chen Yi, where did you go? If you don't call back, I'm going to call the police..."
As soon as it was connected, Fatty Wu's broken voice came from the other side. Chen Yi took the phone away, away from his ears, so as not to be damaged. It took a long time for Fatty Wu to stop, and Chen Yi was able to get in his mouth , "Angkor, what happened, are you in such a hurry?"
Fatty Wu hesitated for a moment, and said, "Don't worry about anything, come back quickly, many people are waiting for you."
"What the hell happened?"
"I'll know when I get back," Fatty Wu said impatiently, showing a hint of anxiety, "I warn you, if this matter is not handled properly, we will have no brothers to do in the future!"
Click!
The phone hung up cleanly.
Chen Yi was stupefied and couldn't figure out what this guy was trying to say with his stick and hammer.
What happened?Chen Yi couldn't figure it out, so he made another hexagram temporarily.
There is no sign of bankruptcy, no danger to life, no prison, a harmonious family, and a thriving career... Chen Yi found helplessly that his divination skills could not see any results.
What happened?
Seeking knowledge is a good thing, but also a bad thing. When it is good, it can make you learn quickly, and when it is bad, the strong curiosity can hang people to death.
Could it be that something happened to Luo Yan?Chen Yi suddenly became agitated. When he received a call from Luo Yan in LS, he felt that she was weird. Could it be that she was in trouble again at work?
Luo Yan was someone Chen Yi couldn't figure out all this time, so he didn't think in vain, and immediately called her.
"Sorry, the phone you dialed has been switched off..."
Chen Yi was a little nervous, Luo Yan would only shut down the phone when performing tasks!
(End of this chapter)
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