The best feng shui master

Chapter 351 Love Believe It or Not
Chen Yi's divination skills, apart from several generations of dragon riders, are hard to come by in the whole world.But Sun Ran laughed out loud and yelled, which made him very surprised, "Oh? What are you playing with? Then tell me, what is my trick?"

Sun Ran glanced at Chen Yi, extremely contemptuous, "Haha, you can't even handle this, and you have the nerve to say that you are a master of Fengshui, and the counterfeit medicine sellers are more professional than you!"

"Old Sun, is this a hoax?" The old fox Cui Quanjun didn't understand, how could it be a hoax when people said it was serious and serious?

However, this is exactly the result he most hopes to see.Chen Yi came here to help Zhao Liping, and an enemy's friend is also an enemy.Moreover, although Sun Ran is unreliable in many things, he knows more about this kind of tricks than they do, because he came from this kind of place.

Unexpectedly, this kid kicked the iron plate when he came up. He failed to stand up and smashed his own foot.

"Old Sun, tell us some tricks, I'm very interested in lies like magic," Yun Zhen said emphatically.At this moment and the situation, he wished he could pin Chen Yi to the ground and beat him up, let alone speak for him.

"Okay, I'll take apart this diorama and show it to you!"

Sun Ran patted the table and stood up, full of imposing manner, with that thick face, very demeanor of a gangster, looked at Chen Yi, and said: "Boy, do you think we are all civilized people, and look at my old man?" Sun is not in good shape, dark and fat, in front of so many people, men and women, old and young, are you embarrassed to take off your clothes?"

It wasn't until this time that Chen Yi understood what this guy was thinking, and he couldn't help laughing, and said: "I was afraid that you wouldn't dare to take it off, and I was worrying for nothing after a long time!"

"I'll see how long you can laugh!"

After Sun Ran finished speaking, he plucked out his clothes. It was just as he said, black and fat, with a nest of black hairs on his chest, no different from a big bear.

The men present grinned loudly, while the woman's face was flushed, and her eyes glanced to one side. She was not shy, but it was too ugly and disgusting.Many lesbians are thinking that if her husband has such virtues, he must kick him.

"Hey, boy, where is the evidence? I took it off. If you can't get it out, I will definitely pull out your clothes and throw them on the street!"

Sun Ran's breasts were bare, and he stared at Chen Yi with a fierce look on his face.

"You let others look at your back, is there any swelling in the waist and kidney?" Chen Yi said with a smile.

Sun Ran was even more disdainful, "Swelling? You still have cysts, and your old body doesn't know? Well, let's see if there is anything he said."

Turning around, the broad back like a wild boar showed up, oily, turned around a few times, so that people on both sides passed their eyes.

"Old Cui, is there any swelling?" Sun Ran bared his teeth, pouted his back, and looked backward, and said.

Cui Quanjun leaned back, took a look, and said, "It's all swollen."

"It's all swollen?" Sun Ran was taken aback.Cui Quanjun continued: "Damn it, eating nonsense all day long, getting fat like this, isn't it the same as being swollen?"

Everyone laughed, this is very vivid, isn't Sun Ran as swollen as a whole?

Sun Ran was not happy, "Fuck you, uncle, I'm dealing with business, be serious."

Cui Quanjun put away the joke, looked at it again, and said, "There is nothing other than fat, dark, and ugly."

After getting the answer he wanted, regardless of whether the words sound good or not, Sun Ran showed his smoked yellow teeth and said, "Boy, did you hear that? What you said is farting! Did you take it off and get out, or did I Stripped naked and thrown out for you?"

As he spoke, he was about to take the clothes and put them on. Although he had a thick skin, he couldn't throw them away.

"Wait a moment!"

Chen Yi stopped his movements.

"Why, boy, do you want to play tricks?" Sun Ran looked at Chen Yi with a chill in his voice.

Chen Yi shook his head, "Since we dare to play, we can afford it, and we will definitely not play tricks."

"Then what do you mean?"

"I haven't finished the inspection yet. The swelling can't be seen just by looking at it."

"Then what should we do? Don't talk about going to the hospital for an examination. I don't have that much time to spend time with you."

Chen Yidao: "You don't need to go to the hospital, just find someone to try it out. You'll cover up the swelling with your body fat. As long as someone presses it a few times, the swelling will be found naturally."

"Okay, I'll listen to you again." Sun Ran looked at Chen Yi with cold eyes, "Old Cui, press it."

Cui Quanjun really didn't want to lose this hand, but he put his old waist in front of his eyes, so he couldn't do it, so he could only suppress his nausea, stretched out his hand, and pressed down hard.

He thought, he must clean his shoes with a brush when he gets home, otherwise he would not want to eat.

"Ouch!"

Sun Ran suddenly let out a cry of pain, and then his expression changed.

Cui Quanjun's expression also changed, because he could vaguely feel that there was indeed a hard thing under the fat of the big black bear.

Sun Ran touched it with his own hands. After touching this side and that side, his face became more and more dignified.

It doesn't need to be said by himself, everyone here knows what's going on, what Chen Yi said is right, there is really swelling inside, and Sun Ran doesn't know it himself.

The way they looked at Chen Yi began to change. Whether they were in Zhao Liping's camp or not, at first they had more doubts than trust in Chen Yi. The reason was that he was too young and his relationship with Zhao Liping was too close. .

But now, with the facts in front of them, everyone had to go into detail about Chen Yizhen's having two tricks.

After touching it back and forth for several minutes, more carefully than touching the body of the college student who just took care of it, Sun Ran raised his head, frowned, and said, "How do you know that my place is swollen?"

Chen Yi had already lit a cigarette at this time, puffed out, looked at him with a smile on his face, but didn't speak.

The fish has already taken the bait, and it needs to be stretched to pull the rod. Now Sun Ran is that fish.

"What a joke, tell me quickly, what's the matter with these two swellings? Is it harmful to the body?" Sun Ran was furiously scolded by Chen Yi's laughter.

"There are two swellings growing on a good body, do you think it will affect it?" Chen Yi didn't answer directly, but asked a rhetorical question.

"What's the impact?" Sun Ran unconsciously began to follow Chen Yi's path.

Chen Yi cleared his throat, and said: "At best, after a year or two, all functions will be lost, and no matter how beautiful the girl is, she will not be able to get hard. At worst, both kidneys will be necrotic due to uremia!"

Sun Ran's face turned pale, and he swallowed. He was quite frightened, but his mouth was still stiff, and he said, "You're scaring me? Why haven't I heard of such a strange disease?"

"There are so many things you haven't heard of. Believe it or not, you'll know after a year, and even the gods won't be able to save you!" Chen Yi said it casually, since it didn't happen to him anyway.

But Sun Ran was different, the more casual Chen Yi was, the more panicked he was, the more he felt it was true.He is also considered to have seen the world, he knows what it is like when people lie, and he will be more or less nervous. He must be as relaxed as Chen Yi.

(End of this chapter)