The best feng shui master

Chapter 503 Make a Small Bet
"I think there is still a problem!"

Luo Yan's eyes flickered, and he felt that this matter seemed to be going too smoothly, but don't make any fools, stealing chickens will make you lose money.

Chen Yi stood up, stroked her face lightly, and said, "Just keep your heart in your stomach. If they really dare to play tricks, let's see how I deal with him!"

In front of Jiang Xin and Han Wenxue, Luo Yan still couldn't bear Chen Yi's intimate behavior, so she slapped off his paw, and said dissatisfiedly, "Hmph, be careful!"

Jiang Xin pretended not to see, and reminded: "Chen Yi, Yanzi is right. The Huang family has a very bad reputation in the circle of the capital. They are called Huang Pizi in private. I don't know when they will stab the knife, they are vicious."

"Huang Pizi? Hehe, that's an interesting name!"

Chen Yi's eyes flickered a few times, and then he said: "There are only wrong names, and there are no wrong nicknames. It seems that I can't do it if I don't pay attention."

"What is yellow leather?" Although Han Wenxue spoke Chinese well, she didn't know much about some things in China.

Jiang Xin understood, so he explained: "Huangpizi is a dialect name for weasel. In Chinese folk, weasel is regarded as an ominous thing. They have a strong sense of revenge. If they offend them, the family will often The chickens and dogs that have been harmed are restless!"

"Ah, so powerful, isn't that the legendary 'Great Immortal'?" Han Wenxue remembered his father vaguely mentioning it, and exclaimed.

Jiang Xin was about to explain something more, but was interrupted by Chen Yi's strange cry!

Chen Yi clapped his hands and laughed, extremely happy and excited, as if he picked up a treasure for nothing.

The three women were taken aback by Chen Yi's surprise. Han Wenxue's eyes widened, and he pinched the soft flesh of Chen Yi's waist, and said angrily, "You are going to die, luckily I don't have a heart disease." , or I will be scared to death by you!"

Jiang Xin grinned at Chen Yi, shook his head and smiled wryly, and asked, "What's up with you?"

Luo Yan also followed up and said: "Could it be that they came up with some other way to deceive people? You have already got enough, but don't really push people to a corner. If the rabbit is in a hurry, you can do it." Biting, let alone that yellow skin."

"You guys, where do you want to go!"

Chen Yi rolled his big eyes, thinking that he is so unbearable in their hearts, and it is difficult to recognize a hero without insight, "I'm talking about tourist areas, amusement parks!"

The three of them looked at Chen Yi curiously, wondering what the hell this guy with a primary school education was up to, and they were waiting for him to show off, but this time Chen Yi was beyond their expectations, he kept his mouth shut and didn't say a word I got to the desk, opened the notebook, and wrote a few large characters on the bottom of the densely written paper: Fairy Fox Ghost Wood Chengjing!

"Fairy fox, ghost, wood into spirit?"

Han Wenxue read aloud, frowned slightly, feeling a little unhappy, and said, "Do you want to use Chinese myths and stories as a theme? I told you that we can't do what other people have, and it's useless if we do it." Do!"

Chen Yi put down his pen, looked at her, with a confident smile on his face, and said, "We will never touch what we have done to others, but what if no one has done it?"

"Hehe, how come no one has done it? Where is Pu Songling's former residence? Isn't it all these things?" Han Wenxue curled her lips in disdain, disapproving.

Chen Yi didn't care, and said, "Have you been to Pu Songling's former residence?"

Han Wenxue raised her white and crystal-clear chin, and said with a little arrogance: "Of course, I am a landscape architect after all. Pu Songling is so famous in Chinese culture."

Chen Yi ignored the spikes in her words, and continued to ask, "Then what did you see?"

"What else, a few houses, a few yards, the architectural style is not bad, all kinds of sculptures and portraits of YY beauties for ancient literati, and there are groups of bred foxes, but what is that, it can only be called a museum, with a large Traveling to the amusement park is much worse..."

Han Wenxue is worthy of being a high-level person, even beating him incidentally, belittled him to nothing in a few words, suddenly, Han Wenxue closed his mouth, his expression was a little abnormal, a blush appeared on his face, he was ashamed and annoyed Looking at Chen Yi, he said, "You're a bad guy, you don't have that kind of idea, do you?"

Chen Yi was taken aback, because he had never played there before, and he didn't know what she meant, but he still subconsciously felt that the flower girl was thinking wrong again, but he still asked: "What's the idea, let me explain."

Chen Yi thought about "Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio" for a while, and after connecting with what Han Wenxue said before and after, he finally understood, couldn't help laughing, and said, "Where are you going? How can there be those things that are not suitable for children in an amusement park in a tourist area where Chinese textbooks and geography textbooks are used!"

Jiang Xin blushed and said quickly, "You guys chat first, I'll go out and make a cup of tea!"

Luo Yan also came to his senses, and gave the two of them a hard look. Groups of people gather together, Chen Yi just played a hooligan in the morning, and Han Wenxue started talking about it in the afternoon. Is it true that enemies don't get together.

Han Wenxue stuck out her tongue in embarrassment, and felt that this topic should not be brought up on this occasion, so she gave Chen Yi a hard look, and said, "Hmph, it's all your fault!"

There are black lines all over Chen Yi's forehead, but villains and women are difficult to raise. This is not only a woman, but also a little girl, and it is even more difficult!
"Don't keep it up, tell me quickly, what's your idea?" Han Wenxue blamed Chen Yi for the "crime", feeling better, and continued: "However, the ugly words are the first, if it is still the same as those places , build a few houses, put in some statues, or throw in some lighting effects to create a shitty horror atmosphere, don't even mention it!"

Chen Yi was speechless, rolled his eyes, and said, "How about we make a small bet on whether my plan can be implemented?"

Han Wenxue glanced at Chen Yi vigilantly, knowing that if he rolled his eyes, he must have no good intentions, but he couldn't believe in his heart that this ignorant and incompetent guy would know what good ideas he could have, so he couldn't help saying: "Okay, you Tell me, what are you betting on?"

Chen Yi smiled like a cunning fox, and said: "Gambling, um, it's boring, and the national law doesn't allow it, why don't we change it to something more fun? If you lose, how about washing my clothes for a month?" ?”

Han Wenxue sneered, agreed without hesitation, and said, "Okay, I promise you, but what if you lose?"

Chen Yi shrugged, spread his hands, and said, "If I wash your clothes for a month, it will be finished!"

Han Wenxue just wanted to respond, but then she thought about her underwear that was not suitable for machine washing. If she rubbed it in his hands..., her face turned red in an instant, and she cursed: "Bah, you bastard, I won't do it!" It’s your fault, I don’t need you to wash my clothes!”

Chen Yi is really helpless, women are really troublesome, what a fair thing, she thinks so troublesomely, thinking that she has made a lot of money from her, so she can't help but say: "Then what do you want, or I will forget it, anyway, you Can't win!"

"who said it!"

Han Wenxue snorted and said, "Although I don't need you to wash my clothes, someone has to clean the sanitation, the dishes and chopsticks have to be washed, and the rice has to be cooked? You're going to lose, it's all about you of!"

"Okay, it's a deal!"

As soon as Chen Yi slapped his thigh, he didn't bother Han Wenxue's nonsense anymore. This girl has such a temperament in the first place, and she is sure to win, so it doesn't matter.

"Whoever cheats is a puppy!"

Han Wenxue also laughed, showing two cute dimples on her face, she was full of complacency, as if she was sure of winning.

She said: "Mr. Chen, tell me, so that the little girl can learn a lot."

"That is to prick up your ears and listen!"

Chen Yi said brazenly: "Why don't those fox fairies and ghosts you see live, because they are all dead. If I build a large pavilion, it will be completely in the ancient style, no, it must be dilapidated, and it is best to be covered with dry grass. , the bricks and tiles fall off, when visitors enter here, they will see some little foxes running around, and then suddenly a group of fox spirits with tails appear, playing the piano and singing, grinding and adding fragrance, laughing, crying, and seduce Humans can still be scary, what do you think will happen?"

After listening for a while, Han Wenxue suddenly showed a big mocking smile, and said: "I thought it was a good idea, so it was to find some people to pretend to be fox spirits, pretending to deceive people, you think you are the only one who is smart, no one has done it , you think everyone is a fool, can't you see it? There is a saying in the West, don't treat customers as fools, or you will become a fool!"

"Brother Fool" was scolded a lot, but he didn't care, and continued: "I said, I don't do fake ones, I only do real ones. Humans can have plastic surgery and sex change, but they can't even change their race. If I can really make a fox 'into a spirit' and really pull out a 'fox spirit', what do you think will happen? Moreover, I can also make a fox spirit know 'magic', with just a little finger, a deep palace compound He came out, opened his palm lightly, and offered a bottle of fine wine, what do you think?"

Han Wenxue followed Chen Yi's train of thought unknowingly, and it took a long while before she came back to her senses, frowned, and said, "As far as I know, there is no technology that can reach this level, right?"

"Technology?"

Chen Yi sneered, half-seriously, and half-teasingly said: "Technology is not omnipotent, I am sure about this matter, by the way, don't forget to wash my clothes for a month, what you said by yourself is a puppy, The subjects of His Majesty the Dog King Qingyan!"

(End of this chapter)