The best feng shui master

Chapter 588 The Boring Orchid Man
Lu Zhengyuan was trembling, his old face almost turned into the color of an old eggplant. Once he was bitten by a snake for ten years, he was afraid of well ropes. Why is the guy still lingering, his front foot moved, and his back foot followed?
"I said Orchid Man, what did you do?"

Chen Yi's complexion was not good either, especially when he saw this guy's embarrassing appearance, he was even more angry. He sat down on the mahogany chair opposite him, exaggeratedly sniffed his nose, and teased: "The smell of orchids is really strong." , I don’t know how much perfume you, pervert, have put on.”

Body fragrance is a lifelong taboo for a strong man like Chu Haimen, but Chen Yi, an animal, never opens any pot and lifts any pot, and directly exposes it to the sores, and he is always so angry that his seven orifices smoke.

But this time Chu Haimen held back, and poured a cup of Tieguanyin, which was overflowing with fragrance, and said, "Hmph, I'm in danger now, can I do it without finding a good neighbor? There is Chen Yi, the dragon rider. Mr. takes care of the nursing home, so I can sleep peacefully for a few nights!"

Chen Yi rolled his eyes, and said angrily: "Fuck, you feel relieved. Lu Lao and I are worried. Those Japanese monks are cruel, and they might do something. Do you have to ignite the flames of war?" To ordinary people?"

"Mr. Chen's words are wrong. Who are you, the Chinese Dragon Rider, the uncrowned king, clever calculations, and invincible in the world. With you in charge, who would dare to do anything wrong?"

Chu Haimen saw Chen Yi as if he had eaten a fly, and a chrysanthemum appeared on his happy face. Erlang's legs turned up faster and larger. Looking at Chen Yi, he said nonsense in a serious manner: "Mr. Chen, old Chu I admire and adore you, but you also have to have confidence in yourself. Just now I saw an advertisement, I feel very good, I give it to you, the world is as wide as the heart, tsk tsk, say How nice it is!"

Chen Yi almost didn't spit on this guy with a face full of saliva, damn, the heart of a shit is as wide as the world, and in the current situation, it is simply that the heart dies as fast as it is!
Just when Chen Yi was about to beat this guy into a pig's head, He Qingqing swayed down from upstairs in a knee-length sweater, smiled coquettishly, and said, "Mr. Chen, don't listen to Lao Chu's nonsense. , the choice of this place was discussed by us.”

"Ask me to take care of your nursing home?" Chen Yibai glanced at her and said angrily.

"Hehe, there is such a meaning, but not all!"

He Qingqing walked up, took out two purple sand teacups from the tea tray, poured a cup of Tieguanyin for Chen Yi and Lu Zhengyuan, and continued: "Let's get closer, watch each other, and form horns with each other. The strength is stronger, and you don’t want to hurt your family because of your weak body, right? When you’re not around, we can help you more or less. I’ve only been here for a day, but I’ve heard people say that you That Ruhuameijuan in your family is very considerate and caring, many women use you as an example to educate their men!"

Chen Yi thought it made sense. Although Luo Yan and Han Wenxue were both practicing the "Nine-turn Golden Body Jue" recently, and Luo Yan was a practice wizard that even Chen Yi was a little jealous of, but after all, the time was short, and the five battles were short. The slag is not much stronger, which is why Chen Yi never brought Qing Yan with him after he came back.

Now that he has Chu Haimen and He Qingqing, he can rest assured.

However, even if the two said so, he was still a little worried, and said, "I don't doubt Ms. He, but can the orchid man have such a good intention?"

Chu Haimen leaned on the back of the chair and smiled coquettishly. He liked Chen Yi's disliked and helpless appearance. He gave a strange laugh and said, "Haha, everyone is a Buddha with the eyes of a Buddha. Everyone is a Buddha with the eyes of a dog." People, everyone is a dog, Mr. Chen thinks of Lao Chu like this, but he has a prejudice against me!"

"I'm not prejudiced against you, but you are a white-eyed wolf!" Chen Yi was not polite to him. He saved many people in his life, but this orchid man was the only one who was not grateful to Dade and "revenged his kindness".

Chu Haimen was still very nervous at first, but after hearing what the three of them said, his dry persimmon-like heart became a little more stable.

This Xiling Lishi is not aimed at their Lu family!

He Qingqing glanced at Lu Zhengyuan, who only dared to sit on half of his buttocks, and knew that the Lu family was very frightened by Chu Haimen, so he said: "Mr. Lu, you were surprised by our recklessness before, Qingqing hereby expresses my sincere gratitude to you." I apologize, and in front of Mr. Chen, I assure you that the two of us will never touch the Lu family in the future."

"Miss He is serious. General Faqiu and Xiling Lishi are of the same origin to a certain extent. We can be regarded as acquaintances without fighting." Lu Zhengyuan got a guarantee from He Qingqing, and his heart was wider. Although Xiling Lishi were all radicals, they would definitely keep what they promised. Besides, with Chen Yi around, he wasn't afraid of their greed again.

Chu Haimen picked up General Dabai that Chen Yi put on the table, lit it with his lighter, and said with a hypocritical smile: "Haha, Mr. Lu is right, if you don't fight, you don't know each other. By the way, go back and talk to Lu Jianhao, Let him come to me when he has time, and he has nothing to do recently, and I will guide him by the way, how can the descendants of General Faqiu not know how to practice, and make people laugh when they talk about it!"

Lu Zhengyuan's old face is ugly. After so much experience, he almost hanged himself to death, and his grandson almost became a eunuch, and he couldn't hide in time. How dare he get involved with this bastard, "Mr. Chu's kindness is appreciated by the old man. Although my Lu family is a descendant of General Faqiu, it is a long time ago, and I have no plans to enter the industry again. The qualifications of swordsmen are limited, and it is worthwhile to do a small business for the rest of my life..."

"Hey, what Mr. Lu said is wrong!"

Chu Haimen seemed unable to hear the rejection in Lu Zhengyuan's words, and waved his hands carelessly, "How can we throw away the craftsmanship of our ancestors? Isn't this unfilial? Besides, I have been with Lu Jianhao for a long time, and I think this The kid has a good sense of understanding, if he is trained, he might be able to carry forward General Faqiu's school in the future."

"Mr. Chu, the old man really appreciates your kindness, but today is not what it used to be, China's laws are strictly regulated, and tomb robbing is punishable by imprisonment..."

Chu Haimen strangled the cigarette butt in his hand, and said in a deep voice: "Mr. Lu is suspecting that I, Chu Haimen, are not capable enough, that I can't even play with those who eat public food?"

"Oh, Mr. Chu, you have misunderstood. How dare the old man have such a meaning? In fact, the swordsman does not have such a blessing." Lu Zhengyuan repeatedly refused, resolutely refusing to follow, and in his heart, he greeted the eight generations of Chu Haimen's ancestors over and over again. , this bastard still thinks that he hasn't done enough harm to the Lu family, so he has to pinch the only seedling of Jianhao to be satisfied?

Seeing that this guy was going on forever, Chen Yi rolled his eyes helplessly, and said, "That's all for you, boy. Since when did the tomb robber become a sweet potato? Who the hell does this kind of thing if he can eat enough, clothe himself warmly, live and work in peace and contentment?" An act that harms Yin and morality!"

"narrow!"

Chu Haimen gave Chen Yi a disdainful look, and said, "It's enough to eat enough and wear warm clothes? Do you have any pursuits? So many treasures that have condensed the painstaking efforts and wisdom of the ancestors have been buried in the dark underground, don't you want to let them Reappear in the world and emit the brilliance they should have? Don't you want the world to know the wisdom and means of the ancestors?"

"Stop talking nonsense, this is the first time I've seen a shameless person like you, and the tomb robbers have stolen their feelings!"

Chen Yi was extremely disdainful of this guy's nonsense, and said disdainfully: "If it is really as noble as you say, why didn't you dig up your ancestral grave first? The funeral objects of Xiling Lishi are no less designated than those of princes and nobles."

Chu Haimen bared his teeth, and said: "Hehe, Mr. Chen doesn't understand. I found that there are not many funeral objects for General Qiu, and I can't find a place even if I try to dig."

"Oh?"

Chen Yi raised his eyebrows, and said with a sneer: "You General Faqiu's tomb is even concealed from your descendants? Tsk tsk, this pursuit is really noble enough, even the ancestors have to guard against you like thieves, no, you They're just a bunch of thieves with no morals!"

"Hey, if you say you don't understand, you still don't admit it. No matter how inhumane I am, it's impossible for me to dig my own ancestor's grave!"

Chu Haimen smoked another cigarette, lit it himself, blew out a smoke ring, and said: "The general will inevitably die in battle, and the earthen pot will never leave the well. The property will be planted in it sooner or later, you said, there are so many big tombs in the world, where can I find them?"

Chen Yi smacked his mouth twice, thinking about it is the same. Every line has its own scenery, but every line also has its own sadness. If you are not one of them, you must not know what is going on in the mountains.

"Oh, this bastard really has no good intentions!"

Lu Zhengyuan couldn't help shivering, cursed inwardly, found an old-fashioned excuse that the family was still cooking, and quickly slipped away.

Chen Yi also had nothing to do, and he talked to the Lanhua man for a while, and also slapped his ass and left.

But as soon as he reached the door, he heard a shout of excitement.

"Master Chen, good morning, Master Chen."

A middle-aged woman in her 30s with heavy makeup rushed over like the wind, carrying a burst of fragrance.

Chen Yi frowned, he didn't know this person, and asked suspiciously, "Who are you?"

"Haha, Master Chen, you don't know me, but I know you. Who in our Banshan mansion doesn't know your great name, Quancheng Xiaobanxian, fortune-telling and Fengshui are very accurate!" The man's voice was very high, typical The style of Daman in East China.

"Hehe, it's too good to be true, it's just a little superficial knowledge."

Chen Yi has become prosperous recently, and he is no longer as flamboyant as before, and he also knows how to be humble. This is something that old man Han has repeatedly reprimanded but never sees results.

"Master Chen is really a master. He is different from those self-proclaimed charlatans. This is a person with real skills." The woman's false eyelashes are fluttering, and if it is placed in summer, it is estimated that the fan and air conditioner can be saved. You can make wind just by blinking your eyes.

Chen Yi made a thought, offering courtesy for nothing is either adultery or stealing. This person must not come here to flatter her with a few words, and her spiritual consciousness can't help but go deep under the thick makeup on her face.

Sure enough, the woman hesitated for a while, pretending to be embarrassed, and finally said: "Master Chen, are you free? Why don't you come to my house?"

Chen Yi withdrew his consciousness, laughed, and said, "Sister, you don't have to beat around the bush, I can't help you with your troubles."

The woman froze for a moment, her face changed, and then she smiled again, but no matter how you looked at it, the smile seemed a bit forced, "Master Chen, you, you, I, hey, it's my heart that is not sincere, it is my heart that is not sincere." Cheng, please make a price, no matter how much I will give you."

"Heaven commits evil, but human beings cannot live. The disaster in your family was caused by me. I can't help you."

Chen Yi shook his head, didn't want to say anything more, turned around and was about to leave.

"Haha, there are troubles that the dragon rider can't solve? This is a rare anecdote!" The orchid man came out after hearing the sound, and said teasingly.

Chen Yi glanced at him, and said coldly: "Hmph, Feng Shui divination is not a panacea, it can solve everything anywhere? If so, then why do scientists need to ask a group of fortune tellers directly to pinch it?" Just pinch your fingers and draw a talisman, and the plane can go up into the sky, and the submarine can go into the sea, which saves trouble."

Chu Haimen walked up to her with a fragrance that was not inferior to that woman's, and said disdainfully: "Hmph, incompetence is incompetence, don't make so many excuses."

"Hehe, so you can solve her troubles?" Chen Yi sneered.

Chu Haimen disdainfully said, "What's so difficult about a small tongue-in-cheek lawsuit?"

"Well then, Lanhua Man, you can use your means to help this elder sister resolve that verbal lawsuit, and I won't accompany you!"

"Why, don't you believe it? Otherwise, our last bet has not been completed, so how about continuing this time?" Chu Haimen and Chen Yi had a fight, and they had to decide the winner.

Chen Yi sneered, glanced at him, and said, "Since you insist on being my apprentice, then I will reluctantly accept you as a naughty apprentice, lest you will make noise in my ears in the future!"

"Hmph, I'm also waiting to accept the Chinese dragon master as an apprentice!"

The corners of Chu Haimen's mouth rose, as if he had a chance to win, and he said to He Qingqing who was behind him: "Qingqing, elder brother is betting against Mr. Chen, and you will be the referee in the middle?"

He Qingqing frowned slightly, and said helplessly, "Old Chu, are you really rushing to become Mr. Chen's apprentice?"

Chu Haimen was not happy, his peach blossom eyes twinkled with resentment, "Qingqing, we are biological brothers and sisters, how can you not help elder brother, but always help this kid to talk?"

"I said before, I'm not your third sister!"

He Qingqing was very impatient, frowned, and said: "Mr. Chen's Feng Shui divination skills have reached the peak, do you really think you can win?"

"Hmph, he's very powerful, but your elder brother is not a simple person!"

The orchid man glanced sideways at Chen Yi, and then said to He Qingqing: "Are you going to be the judge or not? If not, I'll go find someone else!"

"Okay, when the time comes, don't let me help you for selfishness, I, He Qingqing, can't afford to lose that person!" He Qingqing was so entangled by this orchid man that he couldn't help it.

"Joke, am I this kind of person?"

Chu Haimen turned his head to look at the woman, and said, "Eldest sister, lead the way, I'll go and see the feng shui of your house, and I promise to help you solve all the troubles!"

The woman hasn't realized yet, who is Cheng Yaojin who came out halfway, who dares to challenge Master Chen, is there really two brushes?
"Let's go, although this orchid man's bottle is not half full, but with me, even if you can't solve your family's problems through Feng Shui, it won't be worse!" Chen Yi said to the woman.

Turning around, the willows are dark and the flowers are bright, the woman nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and said: "Okay, okay, I will take you there with this, Mr. Lanhua!"

(End of this chapter)