The best feng shui master
Chapter 603 On the Relationship Between Cemeteries and Schools
Chapter 603 On the Relationship Between Cemeteries and Schools
Night shrouded.
It was a windy day in Quancheng, and the smog and dust in the dark sky were blown away, and it was rare to see stars and a bright moon in the sky.
Chen Yi, Zhang Fei and others were sitting in the small restaurant opposite the experimental middle school, drinking wine and eating food, looking at the plump figure of the proprietress, feeling very comfortable.
Zhang Fei crossed Erlang's legs, smoked a cigarette, and said, "Chen Yi, tell me, what do you want us to do, how to catch that hypnotist?"
Before Chen Yi could answer, Da Xu who was beside Zhang Fei yelled and said, "Brother Chen, if you have something to say, let's not say anything else, we still have some strength, and besides, there is a guy in his waist. Let alone a hypnotist, even Spider-Man can shoot holes all over his body!"
"Who said the hypnotist is going to be arrested?" Chen Yi rolled his eyes.
Zhang Fei, Da Xu, Ma Xiaobin and Tian Qing all looked at each other in surprise.
"Isn't that what you said? I heard from brothers in other teams that you were going to give this clue to our team, but it was snatched by Lu Jinsheng. Porcelain work, people didn't catch it, and put themselves into it!" Zhang Fei is still indignant, but fortunately that kid messed up, otherwise there would be no hope for this generation of captains to become regulars.
"You all think about it, I just said it casually and made a joke, and this guy rushed up without thinking. Alas, when something like this happens, I can only blame the society." Chen Yi Shaking his head and shaking his head, he smiled treacherously and hypocritically. If he was a little fatter, he would definitely have a bit of demeanor like the famous film and television star Mr. Wang Gang.
Several people were stunned for a moment, and after a while, the whole room suddenly burst into howling laughter.
"Fuck, brother, you're really wicked, didn't you just chase after the eldest sister before, why are you torturing her like this?" Zhang Fei's loud voice rang out.
Da Xu sprayed water all over the table, wiped his mouth with a paper towel, and said: "Idol, what an idol, how did your brain grow? If I had half of yours, I wouldn't be an idiot in my 30s." Little policeman!"
Ma Xiaobin, Tian Qing and the others were all laughing out loud, saying that Lu Jinsheng was really "unlucky".
The owner of the restaurant, Nian, heard the creepy laughter in the kitchen and couldn't help cursing: "These goddamn people, are they caught and fined again? Don't drink too much and break things."
After laughing for a while, Zhang Fei suddenly remembered something, looked at Chen Yi, and asked, "Brother, this hypnotist is a joke of yours, so do you just say that it is really haunted?"
As soon as the words came out, the whole room was silent, Da Xu opened his mouth, like a dead fish that landed on the shore, his face was full of horror, "Master Chen, it can't really be haunted, can it? Brothers can arrest people, but To catch ghosts, we are not professional!"
Ma Xiaobin and Tian Qing also stopped laughing, only feeling that the moonlight coming in through the window was chilly, and they both shivered at the same time.
Chen Yi sneered, and said, "Damn ghost, has anyone seen it? It's not my imagination to scare myself. Feng Shui must be a matter of Feng Shui!"
A few people breathed a sigh of relief, there is no ghost, that thing is not right for them, and it is really unprofessional to catch it.
"Then since it's a matter of feng shui, Master Chen, what are you looking for with your brothers? Is it enough for you alone?" Da Xu asked strangely.
"I'll give you a piece of credit, and I'll ask you to do me a favor." Chen Yi took a sip of the poor-quality tea provided by the student restaurant.
"Tell me, what's your business, as long as the brothers can contribute, there will be no ambiguity." Da Xu regained his energy, slapped his thigh fiercely, and shouted loudly.No one knows what Chen Yi is capable of. Luo Yan's promotion to deputy director may be due to her hard work and talent, but Chen Yi's importance in it cannot be underestimated either.
Since Luo Yan was on vacation, they haven't solved a major case for a long time. They really miss the days when they just followed Chen Yi's ass, listened to him explain Feng Shui, and then directly arrested people to receive awards.
"I can't tell you now, we'll talk about it after the Feng Shui problem here is resolved." Chen Yi had a weird smile on his face, and in the eyes of the few policemen, they felt sinister no matter how they looked at it.
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At around ten o'clock in the evening, the students finished their day's final exams and had their evening self-study. The lights in the dormitory building were also turned off. Except for a few unlucky security guards, there was hardly anyone to be seen on the campus.
After Chen Yi, Zhang Fei and others showed their IDs, they entered the campus and went straight to the dormitory where the accident happened, led by the fat security guard who had talked to Chen Yi that day.
"Whoosh!"
A gloomy wind blows.
"Oh, mother, why do I feel that this place is eerie?"
Da Xu hugged his arms, his face was pale and pale under the dim street light, he is also a veteran of the police, he has seen a lot of dead people, but he was blown by that cool wind, for some reason, he was worse than seeing dead people terrible.
"Look at how promising you are, isn't it just a gust of wind?" Zhang Fei glared at him, "However, the wind is so fucking cold. Why do I feel that it's been several degrees cold all of a sudden?"
Ma Xiaobin and Tian Qing also nodded in agreement.
Chen Yi looked at the faces of these people, and scolded with a smile: "What the hell are the policemen? Their students are not afraid of going to school here for three years. You old men are afraid of it first, so you can't be tougher and less embarrassing. Haven’t you heard that saying, if you are brave, you will be angry, and if you are angry, you will be frightened by ghosts and gods, the more you are afraid of ghosts, the more you will see ghosts, it’s people like you!”
"Hey, Master Chen, you can't talk nonsense. How can we people with weak qi and blood compare with the students? They are all full of qi and blood, and there are many people together. Of course they can't notice it. Besides, the water tower in the past Didn’t it not be dismantled by the unlucky principal? You see, in the past few days, people have been possessed by evil spirits one after another, so there must be something wrong.”
The fat security guard kept shaking his hands, and the flashlight in his hand was also dangling, making the light flicker on and off, far and near, making the atmosphere even more eerie.
"By the way, Master Chen, you are an expert, tell us why Huaxia's schools are built on top of cemeteries and execution grounds? Is there anything to say here?" Da Xu was really shocked, and quickly changed the subject, asking out This question has troubled him for many years.
Ma Xiaobin had a doggy expression on his face, and said, "Yes, Master Chen, what's going on? My junior high school was built on top of a cemetery, and coffin boards were dug out of the girls' toilet. There have been ghosts, and those girls are so scared that they have to go around a lot of roads to go to the toilet, and go to other places to solve the problem."
"Okay, let's talk to you."
After walking around for a long time, I didn't find anything unusual, and Chen Yi also felt a little bored, "There are three main reasons for the matter of 'going to school in the cemetery'. First, the execution ground in the cemetery is a place where dead people are seen. Heavy, as the old man said just now, the masculinity of the students is full, and the gathering of people makes their yang energy like a forest fire, which can burn half the sky red, one thing can overcome one thing, and the yang is flourishing Then the yin will decline, and those evil yin qi will naturally gradually decrease until they disappear."
Chen Yi's point of view is the most mainstream, and several people have heard it before. They couldn't help but nodded, and then asked, "What about the second reason?"
"The second one involves the traditional concepts of Chinese people."
Chen Yidao: "As the saying goes, there are three great happy events in life. Getting promoted, getting rich, and killing your wife. This is the leader of the promotion. There are many coffins in the cemetery. When opening the grave, the coffin boards can be lifted out one by one. Doesn't that mean that you have been promoted to a big fortune?"
"But the students are going to school. What does this have to do with being promoted? If you want to be promoted, you are also promoted by the principal. There are so many principals in China, it is impossible for them to be all good things. To deceive students, right?" Uncle Security was not happy, expressing seriousness Suspect.
Chen Yi glanced at him, and continued: "Hehe, if this principal cheats students, no matter how good Feng Shui is, it will turn into a place of evil spirits, and a blessed place needs blessed people to live in. If they do this, sooner or later they will put their own The black hat was tossed off. In fact, the promotion and wealth really have something to do with the students themselves.
In the traditional concept of China, especially in ancient times, reading is to become an official. The day when the gold list is inscribed, it is the official step into the official career. Therefore, reading is the steps before the official career. In part, when the word "promotion" is mentioned, it should be here. "
"Master Chen is still knowledgeable, so he must be a college student?"
Uncle Security was convinced, and held out a thumbs-up. Chen Yi, who only had a primary school diploma, blushed, "Master Chen, what are the three reasons, and what's going on?"
Uncle Security was in high spirits, and Zhang Fei and others also pricked up their ears. Although the things Chen Yi said were not as enjoyable as those ghost legends, they gave people a refreshing feeling.
"The third reason is a bit mundane."
Chen Yi looked at the surrounding environment with his spiritual sense, and said, "Huaxia people have valued education since ancient times, but they all valued the education of their own family members. How many of them would give up their houses and good land for the purpose of building a school? Isn't it a barren place? , Where does no one want to send it? Hehe, in fact, this is not bad, it is considered to maximize the use of resources, if it is used to occupy fertile land, I don’t know how many people will starve.”
Zhang Fei shook the flashlight, asked around, and said, "I think the last one is more reliable. I can't even eat enough. Who the hell wants to go to school? All the good places are occupied by others, so the school is released." In such a ghostly place!"
A few people slowly walked around the teaching building several times, but found nothing unusual, and then went to the water tower that was half demolished.
"what?"
Chen Yi's eyes lit up, and he strode towards the abandoned building materials that had not been delivered, and said, "Hehe, I didn't expect that there was actually a Fengshui bureau here. I always thought that the tofu Xi Shi was to attract students to buy soy milk. Huh?" It was made up, I didn’t expect such a thing to happen.”
Because there was the security uncle, Chen Yi didn't want to make too much noise, so he pulled a stone out of the pile of rotten bricks with his hands.
This stone is about one meter high and two meters wide. Its shape is like a mountain peak. It is the highest in the middle and falls in a circular arc on both sides. When it reaches the outermost side, it falls almost vertically.
"What is this? Is it possible that this stone is still famous?"
Uncle Security's eyes lit up, and he said, "I have an old buddy who likes to collect strange stones. I didn't know where to find a meteorite a while ago. He traded two houses with a big boss. Is this worth it?"
Chen Yi glanced at the money-obsessed security uncle, and said, "You think meteorites are dung bumps, you can pick them up if you want? This is a piece of Taishan stone. It was placed decades ago, not to mention everywhere, but you really want to think about it." Searching, I can always find a few pieces after spending half a day, but now that life is better these days, there are more people traveling, those Taishan stones that can suppress evil spirits have long been picked up by tourists, and I want to find such a piece again Come on, it's really not easy!"
(End of this chapter)
Night shrouded.
It was a windy day in Quancheng, and the smog and dust in the dark sky were blown away, and it was rare to see stars and a bright moon in the sky.
Chen Yi, Zhang Fei and others were sitting in the small restaurant opposite the experimental middle school, drinking wine and eating food, looking at the plump figure of the proprietress, feeling very comfortable.
Zhang Fei crossed Erlang's legs, smoked a cigarette, and said, "Chen Yi, tell me, what do you want us to do, how to catch that hypnotist?"
Before Chen Yi could answer, Da Xu who was beside Zhang Fei yelled and said, "Brother Chen, if you have something to say, let's not say anything else, we still have some strength, and besides, there is a guy in his waist. Let alone a hypnotist, even Spider-Man can shoot holes all over his body!"
"Who said the hypnotist is going to be arrested?" Chen Yi rolled his eyes.
Zhang Fei, Da Xu, Ma Xiaobin and Tian Qing all looked at each other in surprise.
"Isn't that what you said? I heard from brothers in other teams that you were going to give this clue to our team, but it was snatched by Lu Jinsheng. Porcelain work, people didn't catch it, and put themselves into it!" Zhang Fei is still indignant, but fortunately that kid messed up, otherwise there would be no hope for this generation of captains to become regulars.
"You all think about it, I just said it casually and made a joke, and this guy rushed up without thinking. Alas, when something like this happens, I can only blame the society." Chen Yi Shaking his head and shaking his head, he smiled treacherously and hypocritically. If he was a little fatter, he would definitely have a bit of demeanor like the famous film and television star Mr. Wang Gang.
Several people were stunned for a moment, and after a while, the whole room suddenly burst into howling laughter.
"Fuck, brother, you're really wicked, didn't you just chase after the eldest sister before, why are you torturing her like this?" Zhang Fei's loud voice rang out.
Da Xu sprayed water all over the table, wiped his mouth with a paper towel, and said: "Idol, what an idol, how did your brain grow? If I had half of yours, I wouldn't be an idiot in my 30s." Little policeman!"
Ma Xiaobin, Tian Qing and the others were all laughing out loud, saying that Lu Jinsheng was really "unlucky".
The owner of the restaurant, Nian, heard the creepy laughter in the kitchen and couldn't help cursing: "These goddamn people, are they caught and fined again? Don't drink too much and break things."
After laughing for a while, Zhang Fei suddenly remembered something, looked at Chen Yi, and asked, "Brother, this hypnotist is a joke of yours, so do you just say that it is really haunted?"
As soon as the words came out, the whole room was silent, Da Xu opened his mouth, like a dead fish that landed on the shore, his face was full of horror, "Master Chen, it can't really be haunted, can it? Brothers can arrest people, but To catch ghosts, we are not professional!"
Ma Xiaobin and Tian Qing also stopped laughing, only feeling that the moonlight coming in through the window was chilly, and they both shivered at the same time.
Chen Yi sneered, and said, "Damn ghost, has anyone seen it? It's not my imagination to scare myself. Feng Shui must be a matter of Feng Shui!"
A few people breathed a sigh of relief, there is no ghost, that thing is not right for them, and it is really unprofessional to catch it.
"Then since it's a matter of feng shui, Master Chen, what are you looking for with your brothers? Is it enough for you alone?" Da Xu asked strangely.
"I'll give you a piece of credit, and I'll ask you to do me a favor." Chen Yi took a sip of the poor-quality tea provided by the student restaurant.
"Tell me, what's your business, as long as the brothers can contribute, there will be no ambiguity." Da Xu regained his energy, slapped his thigh fiercely, and shouted loudly.No one knows what Chen Yi is capable of. Luo Yan's promotion to deputy director may be due to her hard work and talent, but Chen Yi's importance in it cannot be underestimated either.
Since Luo Yan was on vacation, they haven't solved a major case for a long time. They really miss the days when they just followed Chen Yi's ass, listened to him explain Feng Shui, and then directly arrested people to receive awards.
"I can't tell you now, we'll talk about it after the Feng Shui problem here is resolved." Chen Yi had a weird smile on his face, and in the eyes of the few policemen, they felt sinister no matter how they looked at it.
-
At around ten o'clock in the evening, the students finished their day's final exams and had their evening self-study. The lights in the dormitory building were also turned off. Except for a few unlucky security guards, there was hardly anyone to be seen on the campus.
After Chen Yi, Zhang Fei and others showed their IDs, they entered the campus and went straight to the dormitory where the accident happened, led by the fat security guard who had talked to Chen Yi that day.
"Whoosh!"
A gloomy wind blows.
"Oh, mother, why do I feel that this place is eerie?"
Da Xu hugged his arms, his face was pale and pale under the dim street light, he is also a veteran of the police, he has seen a lot of dead people, but he was blown by that cool wind, for some reason, he was worse than seeing dead people terrible.
"Look at how promising you are, isn't it just a gust of wind?" Zhang Fei glared at him, "However, the wind is so fucking cold. Why do I feel that it's been several degrees cold all of a sudden?"
Ma Xiaobin and Tian Qing also nodded in agreement.
Chen Yi looked at the faces of these people, and scolded with a smile: "What the hell are the policemen? Their students are not afraid of going to school here for three years. You old men are afraid of it first, so you can't be tougher and less embarrassing. Haven’t you heard that saying, if you are brave, you will be angry, and if you are angry, you will be frightened by ghosts and gods, the more you are afraid of ghosts, the more you will see ghosts, it’s people like you!”
"Hey, Master Chen, you can't talk nonsense. How can we people with weak qi and blood compare with the students? They are all full of qi and blood, and there are many people together. Of course they can't notice it. Besides, the water tower in the past Didn’t it not be dismantled by the unlucky principal? You see, in the past few days, people have been possessed by evil spirits one after another, so there must be something wrong.”
The fat security guard kept shaking his hands, and the flashlight in his hand was also dangling, making the light flicker on and off, far and near, making the atmosphere even more eerie.
"By the way, Master Chen, you are an expert, tell us why Huaxia's schools are built on top of cemeteries and execution grounds? Is there anything to say here?" Da Xu was really shocked, and quickly changed the subject, asking out This question has troubled him for many years.
Ma Xiaobin had a doggy expression on his face, and said, "Yes, Master Chen, what's going on? My junior high school was built on top of a cemetery, and coffin boards were dug out of the girls' toilet. There have been ghosts, and those girls are so scared that they have to go around a lot of roads to go to the toilet, and go to other places to solve the problem."
"Okay, let's talk to you."
After walking around for a long time, I didn't find anything unusual, and Chen Yi also felt a little bored, "There are three main reasons for the matter of 'going to school in the cemetery'. First, the execution ground in the cemetery is a place where dead people are seen. Heavy, as the old man said just now, the masculinity of the students is full, and the gathering of people makes their yang energy like a forest fire, which can burn half the sky red, one thing can overcome one thing, and the yang is flourishing Then the yin will decline, and those evil yin qi will naturally gradually decrease until they disappear."
Chen Yi's point of view is the most mainstream, and several people have heard it before. They couldn't help but nodded, and then asked, "What about the second reason?"
"The second one involves the traditional concepts of Chinese people."
Chen Yidao: "As the saying goes, there are three great happy events in life. Getting promoted, getting rich, and killing your wife. This is the leader of the promotion. There are many coffins in the cemetery. When opening the grave, the coffin boards can be lifted out one by one. Doesn't that mean that you have been promoted to a big fortune?"
"But the students are going to school. What does this have to do with being promoted? If you want to be promoted, you are also promoted by the principal. There are so many principals in China, it is impossible for them to be all good things. To deceive students, right?" Uncle Security was not happy, expressing seriousness Suspect.
Chen Yi glanced at him, and continued: "Hehe, if this principal cheats students, no matter how good Feng Shui is, it will turn into a place of evil spirits, and a blessed place needs blessed people to live in. If they do this, sooner or later they will put their own The black hat was tossed off. In fact, the promotion and wealth really have something to do with the students themselves.
In the traditional concept of China, especially in ancient times, reading is to become an official. The day when the gold list is inscribed, it is the official step into the official career. Therefore, reading is the steps before the official career. In part, when the word "promotion" is mentioned, it should be here. "
"Master Chen is still knowledgeable, so he must be a college student?"
Uncle Security was convinced, and held out a thumbs-up. Chen Yi, who only had a primary school diploma, blushed, "Master Chen, what are the three reasons, and what's going on?"
Uncle Security was in high spirits, and Zhang Fei and others also pricked up their ears. Although the things Chen Yi said were not as enjoyable as those ghost legends, they gave people a refreshing feeling.
"The third reason is a bit mundane."
Chen Yi looked at the surrounding environment with his spiritual sense, and said, "Huaxia people have valued education since ancient times, but they all valued the education of their own family members. How many of them would give up their houses and good land for the purpose of building a school? Isn't it a barren place? , Where does no one want to send it? Hehe, in fact, this is not bad, it is considered to maximize the use of resources, if it is used to occupy fertile land, I don’t know how many people will starve.”
Zhang Fei shook the flashlight, asked around, and said, "I think the last one is more reliable. I can't even eat enough. Who the hell wants to go to school? All the good places are occupied by others, so the school is released." In such a ghostly place!"
A few people slowly walked around the teaching building several times, but found nothing unusual, and then went to the water tower that was half demolished.
"what?"
Chen Yi's eyes lit up, and he strode towards the abandoned building materials that had not been delivered, and said, "Hehe, I didn't expect that there was actually a Fengshui bureau here. I always thought that the tofu Xi Shi was to attract students to buy soy milk. Huh?" It was made up, I didn’t expect such a thing to happen.”
Because there was the security uncle, Chen Yi didn't want to make too much noise, so he pulled a stone out of the pile of rotten bricks with his hands.
This stone is about one meter high and two meters wide. Its shape is like a mountain peak. It is the highest in the middle and falls in a circular arc on both sides. When it reaches the outermost side, it falls almost vertically.
"What is this? Is it possible that this stone is still famous?"
Uncle Security's eyes lit up, and he said, "I have an old buddy who likes to collect strange stones. I didn't know where to find a meteorite a while ago. He traded two houses with a big boss. Is this worth it?"
Chen Yi glanced at the money-obsessed security uncle, and said, "You think meteorites are dung bumps, you can pick them up if you want? This is a piece of Taishan stone. It was placed decades ago, not to mention everywhere, but you really want to think about it." Searching, I can always find a few pieces after spending half a day, but now that life is better these days, there are more people traveling, those Taishan stones that can suppress evil spirits have long been picked up by tourists, and I want to find such a piece again Come on, it's really not easy!"
(End of this chapter)
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