The best feng shui master
Chapter 606
Chapter 606
"An old Taoist told you? What kind of Taoist?"
Chen Yi frowned, with a hint of doubt on his face. Back then, those two water monkeys were also trapped by an old Taoist priest, and this Lian'er was also instigated by the old Taoist priest. Could it be that he happened to everything he did?
"What kind of Taoist? Lian'er can't remember!" Lian'er gave Chen Yi another answer that vomited blood.
Chen Yi rolled his eyes and said, "You can't remember anything, why can you still remember these words clearly? And why do you feel that I am the one who can help you?"
After listening to Chen Yi's words, Lian'er thought seriously, smiled, and said, "Yeah, it's so strange, I have forgotten many things, but I can remember things about Liu Lang clearly. After you come to me, will you praise Lian Er?"
Chen Yi is so angry, your family Liu Lang has long been turned into a pile of bone stubble, it's no wonder he is happy!
Lian'er's IQ is as high as that of a seven or eight-year-old child, and she has nowhere to reason. Chen Yi took a deep breath and asked, "Then do you still remember what the old Taoist said about you, Liu Lang?"
"I still remember this. The old Taoist said back then that as long as I stay under the five stones and don't harm anyone, someone will come and take me to see Liu Lang in the future."
Lian'er seemed to feel Chen Yi's unhappiness, and finally remembered something she remembered, and she couldn't help but said hastily, but as she spoke, her face became sad again, "Lian'er waited under those five stones for a year and a year. , After winter and summer, no one could lead Lian Er to find Liu Lang. A long time ago, an old man came over, and Lian Er begged him to help me find Liu Lang, but he said that the chance and the good fortune would not come. , let me wait any longer, the next person who appears will be the one who is destined! That's why Lian Er thinks that you are my destined one, if you don't help Lian Er, Lian Er will haunt you for the rest of her life!"
Lian'er looked at Chen Yi with clear eyes and a delicate expression. If it weren't for the terrifying face she showed before, everyone would definitely think that she is a poor woman, and a few people with ghosts in their hearts would even have strange thoughts.
It's just that Chen Yi didn't have any other thoughts that he shouldn't have. Not only did he not have any, but his temper almost exploded. A group of shameless old bastards, such a beautiful female ghost are all cheating, so let's cheat. The female ghost went to them if she wanted revenge.
However, these old bastards not only did not bear any retribution, but paid off their debts themselves, what the hell is this!
Under the gaze of the female ghost Lian'er, Chen Yi gritted his teeth for a long time, and said, "Let me say the ugly words first, your Liu Langtian knows where the burial is, and I can't guarantee that I will find it!"
"Well, Lian'er knows, I've been waiting for so many years, it's not too late, as long as my benefactor can do his best, even if the river flows backwards in the west at sunrise, Lian'er won't blame you," Lian'er said to Chen. Yi gave a blessing, looking forward to his appearance, with a pure and beautiful smile.
Chen Yi shuddered, this Lian'er was entangled with him, and the river flowed backwards at sunrise in the west, so he should not do other things in this life, just learn to do good deeds, and help this Lian'er find her deceased husband.
When he was in the restaurant, he was still bragging to Zhang Fei and others that it must be because of Feng Shui. The phenomenon of "evil spirit".
However, as soon as the tone fell, he, Master Chen, was bewitched, and what was more serious than the bewitched was that this beautiful female ghost was obsessed with him!
This is not in line with his common sense. If there are ghosts, then his world view will collapse. Nima, everyone has a soul. After death, he will go to the underworld. There is still the Jade Emperor sitting in the sky. This is really unreasonable ah?
Where is the location of the underworld?Is it really underground?Where does the energy for the soul's activities come from?
Where is the Heavenly Palace?Both Laomei and Lao Maozi sent people into space, and Laomei's Armstrong and others even went to the moon, and they didn't even see a ghost, let alone the fairy Chang'e!
Therefore, Chen Yi seriously disagreed with all this!
However, the Lian'er in front of him made him doubt again. Could it be that these things really exist, but only in a form that he can't understand?
"Miss Lian'er, are you a ghost?"
Puzzled and didn't want to miss this great opportunity, Chen Yi could only pin his thoughts on Lian Er and asked.
Lian'er stared at her big innocent eyes and said, "Is Lian'er a ghost? I don't know, I just vaguely remember that the shaman tied my head with a red rope and cut my flesh with a knife." , soaked my body with water, and continued to chant formulas and spells on me. My head hurts and my body is uncomfortable. According to the shaman, it seems that after ninety-nine, eighty-one days, Lian Er lived in that small box inside."
"Box, what box?"
Chen Yi was startled, isn't this the process of raising little ghosts in ancient times?Could it be that Lian'er is really a brat?
"That's it!"
Lian'er smiled lightly, as if offering a treasure, she waved her jade hand lightly, and a small delicate scarlet box broke through the ground and flew into her hand.
Chen Yi squinted his eyes and watched carefully for a long time, but found no difference. The spiritual consciousness could not go deep into it at all, as if it was blocked by an invisible barrier.
"Does Eunuch want to see my home?"
Lian'er seemed to be able to sense Chen Yi's consciousness, she smiled, and then gently opened the small palm-sized box. Suddenly, the evil spirit billowed, like the thick ink and colors in a landscape painting, or like dark clouds falling in the sky. mundane.
The inside of the box was engraved with densely packed ant-sized charms, like thin threads, tightly entwining the box.
"You live here?" Chen Yi asked.
"That's right, Lian'er's house is beautiful, right?" Lian'er was very satisfied with Chen Yi's surprise, and said proudly.
"Well, it's beautiful!"
Chen Yi nodded, and said duplicity, Lian'er's smile became even brighter, and she said, "Grandfather, you said that I found Liu Lang and lived here together, would he be happy?"
"Yes, of course!"
"Hehe, I knew Liu Lang would like it. I want to put the most beautiful peony flowers here. Here is a table. There is a teapot on the table. The teapot is filled with Liu Lang's favorite Shixiazi tea. There It's our new bed with a window at the head of the bed..."
Lian'er seemed to turn into a beautiful lotus, dancing lightly, turning around in the open space in front of Chen Yi, smiling, talking...
As Lian Er's feet passed by, peony flowers bloomed on the cold soil, and an old table appeared next to the peony flowers. There was a teapot on the table, steaming from the teapot. The fragrance floated close to Chen Yi's nostrils, it was fragrant...
"Every morning, when the window is opened and the sun shines in, Lian'er will get up and cook for Liu Lang, making his favorite white flour steamed buns, eight-treasure porridge..."
Lian Er pushed lightly with her jade hand, and a window with a wooden lattice with the word "Happy" appeared in front of her. With a "squeak", the sun came in and shone on Lian Er's delicate face, shining brightly. Her skin was as white and delicate as porcelain. The eyes are shining like jewels.
Lian'er was busy going back and forth in the house she had built. Not long after, a tray of steaming steamed buns came out of the pot, and the earthen stove on the other side also opened up, and the thick eight-treasure porridge was happily rolling in the pot... …
Chen Yi stared blankly at Lian'er "busting around", and grabbed his thigh hard, it hurt so much, it seemed, this, is not a dream!
(End of this chapter)
"An old Taoist told you? What kind of Taoist?"
Chen Yi frowned, with a hint of doubt on his face. Back then, those two water monkeys were also trapped by an old Taoist priest, and this Lian'er was also instigated by the old Taoist priest. Could it be that he happened to everything he did?
"What kind of Taoist? Lian'er can't remember!" Lian'er gave Chen Yi another answer that vomited blood.
Chen Yi rolled his eyes and said, "You can't remember anything, why can you still remember these words clearly? And why do you feel that I am the one who can help you?"
After listening to Chen Yi's words, Lian'er thought seriously, smiled, and said, "Yeah, it's so strange, I have forgotten many things, but I can remember things about Liu Lang clearly. After you come to me, will you praise Lian Er?"
Chen Yi is so angry, your family Liu Lang has long been turned into a pile of bone stubble, it's no wonder he is happy!
Lian'er's IQ is as high as that of a seven or eight-year-old child, and she has nowhere to reason. Chen Yi took a deep breath and asked, "Then do you still remember what the old Taoist said about you, Liu Lang?"
"I still remember this. The old Taoist said back then that as long as I stay under the five stones and don't harm anyone, someone will come and take me to see Liu Lang in the future."
Lian'er seemed to feel Chen Yi's unhappiness, and finally remembered something she remembered, and she couldn't help but said hastily, but as she spoke, her face became sad again, "Lian'er waited under those five stones for a year and a year. , After winter and summer, no one could lead Lian Er to find Liu Lang. A long time ago, an old man came over, and Lian Er begged him to help me find Liu Lang, but he said that the chance and the good fortune would not come. , let me wait any longer, the next person who appears will be the one who is destined! That's why Lian Er thinks that you are my destined one, if you don't help Lian Er, Lian Er will haunt you for the rest of her life!"
Lian'er looked at Chen Yi with clear eyes and a delicate expression. If it weren't for the terrifying face she showed before, everyone would definitely think that she is a poor woman, and a few people with ghosts in their hearts would even have strange thoughts.
It's just that Chen Yi didn't have any other thoughts that he shouldn't have. Not only did he not have any, but his temper almost exploded. A group of shameless old bastards, such a beautiful female ghost are all cheating, so let's cheat. The female ghost went to them if she wanted revenge.
However, these old bastards not only did not bear any retribution, but paid off their debts themselves, what the hell is this!
Under the gaze of the female ghost Lian'er, Chen Yi gritted his teeth for a long time, and said, "Let me say the ugly words first, your Liu Langtian knows where the burial is, and I can't guarantee that I will find it!"
"Well, Lian'er knows, I've been waiting for so many years, it's not too late, as long as my benefactor can do his best, even if the river flows backwards in the west at sunrise, Lian'er won't blame you," Lian'er said to Chen. Yi gave a blessing, looking forward to his appearance, with a pure and beautiful smile.
Chen Yi shuddered, this Lian'er was entangled with him, and the river flowed backwards at sunrise in the west, so he should not do other things in this life, just learn to do good deeds, and help this Lian'er find her deceased husband.
When he was in the restaurant, he was still bragging to Zhang Fei and others that it must be because of Feng Shui. The phenomenon of "evil spirit".
However, as soon as the tone fell, he, Master Chen, was bewitched, and what was more serious than the bewitched was that this beautiful female ghost was obsessed with him!
This is not in line with his common sense. If there are ghosts, then his world view will collapse. Nima, everyone has a soul. After death, he will go to the underworld. There is still the Jade Emperor sitting in the sky. This is really unreasonable ah?
Where is the location of the underworld?Is it really underground?Where does the energy for the soul's activities come from?
Where is the Heavenly Palace?Both Laomei and Lao Maozi sent people into space, and Laomei's Armstrong and others even went to the moon, and they didn't even see a ghost, let alone the fairy Chang'e!
Therefore, Chen Yi seriously disagreed with all this!
However, the Lian'er in front of him made him doubt again. Could it be that these things really exist, but only in a form that he can't understand?
"Miss Lian'er, are you a ghost?"
Puzzled and didn't want to miss this great opportunity, Chen Yi could only pin his thoughts on Lian Er and asked.
Lian'er stared at her big innocent eyes and said, "Is Lian'er a ghost? I don't know, I just vaguely remember that the shaman tied my head with a red rope and cut my flesh with a knife." , soaked my body with water, and continued to chant formulas and spells on me. My head hurts and my body is uncomfortable. According to the shaman, it seems that after ninety-nine, eighty-one days, Lian Er lived in that small box inside."
"Box, what box?"
Chen Yi was startled, isn't this the process of raising little ghosts in ancient times?Could it be that Lian'er is really a brat?
"That's it!"
Lian'er smiled lightly, as if offering a treasure, she waved her jade hand lightly, and a small delicate scarlet box broke through the ground and flew into her hand.
Chen Yi squinted his eyes and watched carefully for a long time, but found no difference. The spiritual consciousness could not go deep into it at all, as if it was blocked by an invisible barrier.
"Does Eunuch want to see my home?"
Lian'er seemed to be able to sense Chen Yi's consciousness, she smiled, and then gently opened the small palm-sized box. Suddenly, the evil spirit billowed, like the thick ink and colors in a landscape painting, or like dark clouds falling in the sky. mundane.
The inside of the box was engraved with densely packed ant-sized charms, like thin threads, tightly entwining the box.
"You live here?" Chen Yi asked.
"That's right, Lian'er's house is beautiful, right?" Lian'er was very satisfied with Chen Yi's surprise, and said proudly.
"Well, it's beautiful!"
Chen Yi nodded, and said duplicity, Lian'er's smile became even brighter, and she said, "Grandfather, you said that I found Liu Lang and lived here together, would he be happy?"
"Yes, of course!"
"Hehe, I knew Liu Lang would like it. I want to put the most beautiful peony flowers here. Here is a table. There is a teapot on the table. The teapot is filled with Liu Lang's favorite Shixiazi tea. There It's our new bed with a window at the head of the bed..."
Lian'er seemed to turn into a beautiful lotus, dancing lightly, turning around in the open space in front of Chen Yi, smiling, talking...
As Lian Er's feet passed by, peony flowers bloomed on the cold soil, and an old table appeared next to the peony flowers. There was a teapot on the table, steaming from the teapot. The fragrance floated close to Chen Yi's nostrils, it was fragrant...
"Every morning, when the window is opened and the sun shines in, Lian'er will get up and cook for Liu Lang, making his favorite white flour steamed buns, eight-treasure porridge..."
Lian Er pushed lightly with her jade hand, and a window with a wooden lattice with the word "Happy" appeared in front of her. With a "squeak", the sun came in and shone on Lian Er's delicate face, shining brightly. Her skin was as white and delicate as porcelain. The eyes are shining like jewels.
Lian'er was busy going back and forth in the house she had built. Not long after, a tray of steaming steamed buns came out of the pot, and the earthen stove on the other side also opened up, and the thick eight-treasure porridge was happily rolling in the pot... …
Chen Yi stared blankly at Lian'er "busting around", and grabbed his thigh hard, it hurt so much, it seemed, this, is not a dream!
(End of this chapter)
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