The best feng shui master

Chapter 636
"Chen Yi?"

Lu Wenyan and Zhu Kaifeng called out at the same time, "Chen Yi, he, is he a great immortal?"

The two of them seemed to have discovered a new world, and they were both incredulous. That young, outrageous guy who was no different from the young people in their nightclubs drinking and picking up girls turned out to be a "big fairy"?
Zhang Fei's reaction to the two was not surprising. When he heard that the case was calculated by Chen Yi, his reaction was greater than theirs.

"I don't know if it's a big fairy or not, but Chen Yi is quite good at many things beyond scientific understanding. For example, in the Experimental Middle School last time, the thing that Lu Jinsheng and his team were bewitched by evil was actually not just among them. Xie, Da Xu and I are the same, but we are with Chen Yi..." Zhang Fei picked and picked, and told the two of them what he could say.

Because he participated in this case, he also learned some inside information. He knew that those Japanese were not ordinary people. Like Chen Yi, they were unpredictable. changed a person.

He used to catch criminals together, and he was always at the bottom of the team at critical moments; among dozens of policemen, if it comes to his skill in flattering the leader, he, Lu Jinsheng, was ranked second, and no one dared to be number one; for promotion, for credit, It can be seen that there is a needle inserted in the seam to snatch it, and you don't even want to face it!

Just such a cowardly person, who wants to go to the top even if he sharpens his head, will uphold justice for a woman he meets by chance?

Don't talk so much!
Even if the pigs are on the tree, Lu Jinsheng doesn't have the ideological consciousness, let alone be a salted egg Superman who maintains world peace!

However, the pig was obediently lying in the pen, waiting to be put on the chopping board to contribute to the people's food basket, but Lu Jinsheng pulled a truckload of potassium nitrate for a woman, and was going to die with Chen Yi.

Is this normal?Certainly not normal!

Then contacting that goblin-like Fujiki Jiangzi and him suddenly became a psychopath, Zhang Fei could figure it out with his ass, then Lu Jinsheng must have been "evil" again!

"You two, if you don't feel ashamed to ask Chen Yi, you can also find other great immortals, mages, etc."

Zhang Fei looked at the old faces of the two who were about to cry, and felt a bad breath. Where did their prestige go, and now they regret it?

He shook his big head, his face was full of teasing, he grinned and showed his white teeth, and said: "However, let me remind you first that Lu Jinsheng can't last long in this state. From last night to now, no rice grains have been eaten, no water has been touched, and the whole body In that state of hyperactivity and madness, if you can't find a solution, you probably won't last for a few days..."

The sun was just right, the bird was standing on the branch of wintersweet, chirping non-stop, the sky was blue and the clouds were beautiful, but the two couples who walked out of the detention center seemed to have lost their souls, mechanically. As she moved her steps, she pulled her face so hard that it almost hit her feet!

"Crack!"

The gate of the detention center was slammed shut, and the two were excited at the same time, looking at each other, wishing they could slap each other to death!

Why did you offend this life-saving straw when you were so mean-spirited back then?What can I do now?

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Chen Yi was sitting at home humming a little song, holding a paintbrush in his hand, and splashing ink on the rice paper, where the ink flowed, the koi fish moved happily, the children laughed, and the handwriting was more vigorous and penetrating.

If a man is talented, he is a talented man. If a gangster is talented, he is a gangster with culture. No one is afraid!
Chen Yi, who is a man and a hooligan, was very satisfied with the picture scroll he had drawn, looked at the three women around him, pointed at the picture scroll, and said, "You three, how are you, are you overwhelmed by my talent? "

Jiang Xin was so angry that he almost couldn't bear to recite it. After begging him for a long time, he made a table of fish meat, and then the brat agreed to make a picture in front of his face. But he didn't expect that this guy's painting was "more than one year in a row." ", a New Year picture of a big fat kid hugging a big carp, laughing so hard that his mouth almost splits to the bottom of his ears!

Fish are good fish, and fat children are also good fat children, but you have such a high level of calligraphy and painting skills, but you draw such a thing for yourself, isn't it a pastime for yourself?
Luo Yan rolled her eyes helplessly, and said: "You can't be serious, there are everywhere on the street, one or two yuan for two, or full-color, you need to draw? This piece of rice paper can be topped It's a stack!"

Han Wenxue laughed, pointed at Chen Yi, and said, "Master Chen is showing his fox tail. I've never heard of any other master who is interested in New Year pictures. Seeing that you put up the score for a long time, I will With Aunt Jiang and Sister Yan, my neck is almost stiff, and you made such a thing? Haha, I laughed so hard!"

Chen Yi glanced at the painting "Niannianyu" he wrote, and didn't care about the teasing and sarcasm of the few people. Instead, he said, "You don't understand, this is not a New Year painting, it's a cash cow!"

"The cash cow? Who are you going to cheat?"

Luo Yan looked at Chen Yi vigilantly, and said, "I warn you, don't lie in front of me if you want to lie, or I won't show mercy. Since I was promoted, I haven't done anything, don't Let me take office as a new official with three fires, and the first fire is you."

"Sister Yan, if you want to do something like that, yes, you must stand firm, you policemen can't bend the law for personal gain!" Han Wenxue urged in a very rude way.

Jiang Xinzheng was sullen, and said: "Yes, if he dares to mess up again, he should be dealt with properly. The Chinese New Year crackdown is not over yet, and no one will be let go!"

"Three, don't take ignorance as your personality. One is willing to buy and the other is willing to sell. The king of heaven and I have nothing to do with it!"

Chen Yi glanced at the three of them disdainfully, and his overwhelming IQ made him feel arrogant, "Hey, I'll show you later, this masterpiece is more valuable than Mr. Qi Baishi's!"

"Blow, keep blowing!" Luo Yan said.

"Why is it so dark? It's because Master Chen is performing gong on the ground!" Han Wenxue pouted.

"Damn it, can't we go on the right path?" Jiang Xin said earnestly, and sighed helplessly.

Not long after, the doorbell rang suddenly.

"Director Liu? Mr. Liu?"

Han Wenxue went to open the door, and couldn't help being stunned when she saw the person coming, but when she saw the person standing behind Liu Siming, her expression turned serious and she sneered, "What are you doing here?"

The people behind the two were none other than Lu Wenyan and his wife. They came out of the detention center, struggled for a long time on the road, and finally bit the bullet and invited Liu Siming out.

Liu Siming didn't want this matter to become aggravated in any way. It would be best if the matter could be calmed down. It would be better for Lu Jinsheng and better for him. He could only feel as uncomfortable as eating a fly, and walked with the two of them.

However, he also knew that his weight might not be enough, Chen Yi probably wouldn't sell his face, so he invited Liu Changchun out again.

Seeing Han Wenxue's disgusted face, Lu Wenyan and his wife forced a smile that was uglier than crying, and said, "Miss Han, right, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, what happened yesterday was all misunderstanding, we just came here to apologize."

"There's no need to apologize, I don't want to be sold in a sack!" Han Wenxue said coldly.

(End of this chapter)