The best feng shui master

Chapter 647

"Old Dan, people say you've lost face to your patriarch, are you still pretending to be a grandson?"

The little girl with the afro is quite educated, and she also knows that Shi Qian is called the ancestor of the thief, but her conduct is not good. When encountering such a situation, instead of trying to persuade the fight, she fanned the flames with a full face of sarcasm.

Sure enough, when Shan Cheng heard this, he immediately became angry, followed behind Bancun, and surrounded Chen Yi.

"Hmph, little bastard, don't you even look at what this place is, dare to act wildly on Master Shan's territory, I will let you remember better today," Shan Cheng said through gritted teeth.

Because the single surname once made Shan Xiongxin, the leader of the 72 roads in the Tang Dynasty, regardless of whether this one-way trip had anything to do with him, anyway, he always regarded him as an ancestor, and he spoke and acted like a leader.

It's just that today he was ashamed of himself in front of his brothers, the handle of the whole ladle was gone, and there was only a bare ladle left!

At the beginning, he took the 10 yuan and went out, saying that it was a "betrothal gift" sent by his "cousin". In front of so many people, He Qingqing and his old lady pierced through the pig urine bubble that was put on his head as a big cap, and the glamor was gone, and instead he made his whole body smelly.

The brothers who usually play together know that he stole my mother's pension money to pretend to be an uncle, but they sneered and made fun of him.

The one-way trip to grandma's house, which was shameful, felt really dull. In addition, I owed a whole lot of debts, and I had no "start-up capital" to go to the mountains to find gold mines. After a little thought, I came up with the idea of ​​​​Chen Yi's car.

In fact, he is not stupid, he chose Chen Yi's car after making a trade-off.

Although Cangliu Town has developed rapidly due to the development of tourism in Shennongjia in recent years, it is still a small town when it develops again. There are only a few gangsters like them. They must be the first thing the police look for when they lose their car.

However, it would be different if Chen Yi's car was stolen!

First of all, he met Chen Yi once, he was quite tall, but he looked skinny and dark, like he was malnourished, he thought he could hit two with one, and second, this kid was a foreigner, damn it, Don't bully who you bully, third, even if he wants to go to the police station, but with his old lady and He Qingqing there, he will only reconcile in the end, reconcile, reconcile, and issue an IOU, anyway, it is better than those few usury What a fool!
It's a pity that the abacus is pretty good, but it's not so easy to do.

His "craftsmanship" is really not good. Under the hands of his master Zhang Ge, a car can be opened in at most 20 seconds, but he couldn't open it for more than half an hour, and was caught by Chen Yi is on.

The grudges before and after, and the instigation of the girl with the afro made Shan Cheng's stomach full of evil fire directed at Chen Yi.

Chen Yi was still leaning on the front of the car, smoking a cigarette, watching the two people approaching, his expression still, he was really thinking about how to handle it, after all, there might be more exciting performances later, so he made a move at this time Too much will definitely cause unnecessary trouble.

But at this time, someone who should not have appeared, or the right person did not appear on the right occasion, but the wrong person appeared on the wrong occasion.

He Qingqing and Chu Haimen stood at the door, and Aunt Peng also came out with her clothes on.

"You bastard, what do you want?"

Aunt Peng saw her son and the reform-through-labor boy surrounding Chen Yi. Although she didn't understand the cause and effect, she knew that her son was causing trouble again, so she ran all the way over immediately, grabbed One-way's clothes, beat and scolded him.

"What did you say you were going to do? Huh? Mr. Chen is Qingqing's friend and you dare to fight him?"

"You want to beat someone, don't you? I'll beat you to death here first, so that you won't be beaten to death if you overestimate yourself in the future!"

Aunt Peng seemed to be going crazy, she grabbed Shan Cheng's arm and beat her head and face. Chen Yi and the others could see that it was a real hit, even though she was not strong enough, she slapped him directly on the forehead cover!

The caliper-head kid holding the brick never expected that things would develop to this point in a flash. Just now, he was majestic and wanted to beat someone with the brick, but after a while, "Master Shan" He was grabbed by the collar by his old mother and beat him repeatedly, begging for mercy.

"Oh, what a loving mother, what a loser, such a good opportunity is missed," Chen Yi stood aside and watched the fire from the other side, smashing his mouth, and said with emotion.

"What kind of mother is a loser? Didn't you see Aunt Peng teaching him a lesson?"

He Qingqing walked to Chen Yi's side, disagreed with his words, and said, "Perhaps Aunt Peng may have taught Duo Cheng badly before, but now, look, the beating is quite ruthless."

Chen Yi shook his head and said, "Hehe, you only know one thing and not the other. If things are really as you think, then it will be simple."

"Oh? What does Mr. Chen mean?" He Qingqing didn't understand.

Chen Yi said in a low voice: "Take a good look, where is Aunt Peng's eyes? Is it on that one way, or on me?"

After hearing Chen Yi's words, He Qingqing was taken aback for a moment, and looked at it half-believingly. After a while, she found something unusual. When Aunt Peng was teaching her son a lesson, she kept looking at Chen Yi from time to time.

She is not stupid, on the contrary she is very smart, she understood what Chen Yi meant in an instant, sighed, and said: "Oh, the purpose of teaching the child is to correct his mistakes, but it has become venting for others. It changed the flavor."

Chu Haimen walked a few steps, took out fireworks from Chen Yi's pocket, and lit them himself. Since he arrived in East China and got used to Chen Yi's Dabai General, this orchid man was no longer interested in other tobaccos. One can hold three sticks, it's fun!

After he lit his cigarette, he said, "Actually, Aunt Peng is more fond of the one-way trip. She was afraid that she would suffer a big loss if it fell into the hands of others, so she did it herself. It looked fierce, but in fact it wasn't that serious. , take a look tomorrow morning, probably not even a dark circle."

At this time, even if He Qingqing didn't want to admit Chen Yi's saying that a loving mother is a loser, she had to admit it, sighed, and said, "Oh, yes, such a good opportunity is really missed. If Mr. Chen makes a move, then One way will definitely keep this lesson firmly in mind.”

Chu Haimen glanced at Chen Yi, sneered, and said, "Hehe, just squatting was the only thing that worked? I saw someone who had just finished speaking harshly, and then sneaked out to teach him a lesson."

But before Chu Haimen's words fell, there was a sharp and piercing siren sound from afar.

Two flashing police cars approached from the alleys on both sides. When they reached them, they stopped the car and a few distressed policemen got off. Aunt Peng, who was chasing a one-way trip, also stopped. The caliper boy who was holding the stone and didn't know what to do also threw the stone away covertly.

He Qingqing's eyes widened suddenly, and she looked at Chen Yi in surprise, "Are you serious?"

Chu Haimen was equally astonished, shaking with ashes, gave Chen Yi a thumbs-up, and said, "Fuck, you're awesome!"

(End of this chapter)