The best feng shui master

Chapter 698
Because Li Bucai's luxurious robes and long snow-white hair are too eye-catching, Chen Yi has already prepared a speech for him before he came out of the ancient tomb. It happened that the filming was over, and they met Chen Yi and his party, and they came back together.

Chen Yi thought that there were no obvious loopholes in this set of rhetoric, which was enough to fool most people in the past, but who knew that it was self-defeating in front of Aunt Peng.

Aunt Peng was pleasantly surprised at first, then cooked a table full of sumptuous meals, and asked Li Bucai how her skills were.

He also said that this place has high mountains and dense forests, and eating is a problem, and they don't know how hard they worked on filming.

At the end, he asked the film crew if they needed lunch boxes, and pointed to the table full of food, saying that his craftsmanship was very good, the cooking was clean, cheap and affordable, much better than those unscrupulous restaurants that specialize in slaughtering foreigners.

The year before last, a film crew came to film a movie and found a small restaurant to provide boxed lunches. Who knew that the restaurant took the money but did nothing about it.

If the crew needs it, she can guarantee meals for 50 people a day. If the need is more, she can ask the neighbors to help. I will never let you actors starve and eat things made of rotten vegetables and leaves to film.

This confused Chen Yi, thinking that no matter how good your craftsmanship is, is it better than the craftsmanship of the old eunuch who has been in the imperial dining room for decades?
What's more, the crew here is completely useless, all made up by him, why are you joining in the fun?
Seeing that Li Bucai didn't make a statement, and didn't eat a few bites of food, Aunt Peng was still very upset, thinking that this old Li and Xiao Chen were both from East China, but none of them looked like East China. He Qingqing spoke up when he wanted to get a kickback.

He Qingqing told her that the film crew had already negotiated with someone. It was a three-star hotel nearby, so there was no need to worry about the taste and hygiene of the food. The boss and the producer were old friends, and Lao Li was just an ordinary How could the group performers talk to those people?

Seeing the disappointment on Aunt Peng's face, Chen Yi could only change the subject, and asked her how the one-way trip was, did she come back, and did she find the gold mine?

Sure enough, when Chen Yi brought the topic up to Shan Cheng, Aunt Peng's face immediately changed, and she said angrily, who knows where that prodigal son has gone, he hasn't seen anyone for four or five days, it's better to die outside!
After staying at Aunt Peng's house for only a few days, after Chen Yi took care of everything, he and Li Bucai went to Xiangyang to search for the bones of his ancestors thousands of years ago.

In order to prevent this kind of thing from happening again, Chen Yi talked about this old antique and old bone, changed into casual clothes, and threw away the crown bestowed by Zhu Yuanzhang, which can be changed into several villas. , Changed into a cowboy hat to hide the waist-length snow-white hair.

In order to be more like an ordinary tourist, Chen Yi also reluctantly added a brand-name leather wallet to the old guy, which was shiny and eye-catching, and of course he didn't forget to put some red grandpas in it.

He wanted to persuade Li Bucai to cut off that long hair. An old man with waist-length hair, the point is that he has no beard, and his chin and lips are smooth and clean. No matter how you look at it, he feels awkward and weird.

However, he changed his mind and thought about the ancient people's life values ​​of "body and skin, respected by parents, dare not hurt, and the beginning of filial piety", and he still gave up this idea. Don't think about it, the old man also specifically disagreed, so he bought a cowboy hat , Gathering all his snow-white long hair in.

Even so, Li Bucai still had a pale face, muttering dissatisfiedly.

"Boy, what is your intention to put Hu Yirong Di's hat on our head?"

"A group of unworthy descendants who have forgotten their ancestors. They don't want to inherit the things of their ancestors. They insist on learning the tricks of those Western barbarians. Hmph, after you enter the Nine Springs, I see how you will face your ancestors!"

"It's a shame, it's really a shame!"

"In broad daylight, you dress so recklessly, how can you show your back, thighs and breasts here? In our family's time, women in brothels would not dress so indiscreetly!"

Although this old guy is often obsessed with the past, he is still open in some respects, and he is quite appreciative of the wisdom of future generations.

Just like a car.

"These organs are also miraculous. They are much faster than the bloody horses that Da Shiguo attacked, and there is no immediate bumping and fatigue, and they can also protect against wind and rain. Miraculous, really miraculous!"

"Your craftsmen are also amazing. Such tall buildings and mansions can rise from the ground, which is more majestic than Wangcheng!"

"Is this called an electric light? Haha, when this thing lights up, it's as if the sun has risen, and the night has turned into day, turning the world upside down, and it's a hundred times brighter than the luminous pearl that we worked so hard to get!"

For this old guy who "crossed over" from the Ming Dynasty, Chen Yi really had nothing to say. The most common things would cause him to fight or praise him repeatedly. Even the most common road, the old guy would sigh with emotion.

"How can this road be so smooth? If our family had such a smooth road at that time, Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang would have sent his troops to the north long ago, sweeping away the Tatars, and also fighting for the land!"

Chen Yi patiently spread common sense with the old guy, and said: "Tatar and Yili have already recovered, but they are not called by this name now, one is called Inner Mongolia, and the other is called XJ."

"Recovered early?"

Li Bucai's excitement was beyond words, and he shouted loudly: "Okay, okay, okay, haha, I didn't expect that you little bastards of later generations would do such a happy thing, haha, from now on, I, the residents of northern China, will never have to Suffering from the flames of war.”

Chen Yi rolled his eyes, these little bastards in later generations have done a lot of things, immediately after the Ming Dynasty, Li Zicheng's peasant army revolted, the Manchu Qing entered the customs, Emperor Chongzhen hanged himself to death, and the Eight-Power Allied Forces invaded China, The Northern Expedition of the Revolutionary Party, the [-]-mile Long March of the Taizu of the current dynasty, the founding of the New China, and other major and minor events were explained in detail. millennium"!
Slowly, Chen Yi discovered that this old guy was not as vicious and vicious as he had imagined. In fact, he also had a lot of loveliness. Maybe it was human nature.

No matter how treacherous and evil a person is, there will always be such a ray of kindness in his heart, even if he becomes a frightening rigidity, as long as his reason is still there, he cannot erase the brilliance of human nature.

He Qingqing had already gone back to Nanyang with Chu Haimen's bones. During this period of time, she was preparing to dissolve the catastrophe, and she even brought back the prescription prescribed by Li Bucai, so that her grandfather would not wait for Chen Yi to come back. Go back and die.

It took Chen Yi and Li Bucai two days to get to Xiangyang. Normally, two days would be enough to travel from Hainan Island to Harbin at the speed of Chen Yi, but Chen Yi was afraid that the old guy would be there by then. It was not pleasing to the eye, causing a big mess, so he slowed down along the way, instilling many current ideas into the old guy, trying to clear the feudal poison deep-rooted in his mind, but after some attempts, Chen Yi finally had no choice Give up, this old guy is as stubborn as a rock egg at certain times, and no one can change it.

Xiangyang City is very large, but it has changed even more since 800.

Even though Li Bucai thought about it day and night, the original topography was already deep in his mind, but it took him a long time to find the original mass grave.

It’s just that the random graveyard at the beginning has now become a large supermarket of a well-known foreign brand, with six floors up and down, neon lights flashing, and people coming and going, it’s hard to tell.

Li Bucai's face is not good-looking, and someone else built a supermarket where his ancestors are buried. Isn't this "forced graves"?

"Senior Li, don't get angry. It's been hundreds of years. Who knew that your ancestors were buried here. Besides, didn't you say that the mass grave was destroyed by mountain torrents? We don't even need to make a big fuss here, do we?" ?”

Chen Yi hurriedly comforted him, saying that he was afraid that this old thing would do some irritating and resentful activities. The ancestral graves of bad guys are comparable to killing their fathers and seizing their wives. With the character of this old bone, shouldn't these people have to be punished to death?
Thinking about those guys in the cemetery who had been refined into corpse oil, and looking at these XY citizens who were smiling and happy and didn't know that they were wandering around the gate of hell, Chen Yi couldn't help breaking out in a cold sweat.

"Hmph, what you say makes sense!"

Li Bucai flicked his sleeves angrily, turned his head and left, "In the past, our family would have turned the master's envoy into a corpse, so that he would never be reborn and suffer all kinds of suffering!"

Chen Yi breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly followed the old guy, but before he could say anything, the old guy made a fuss.

From the large supermarket, go down the terrain all the way to the Hanshui River, the artificially built dykes, the scenery along the river is beautiful, it is spring, and there are many tourists. Meet at nearby hotels and hotels to continue the tiring work.

While the two were walking along the Han River, observing the terrain and enjoying the beautiful scenery of willows, flowers, rippling water and greenery, two guys on motorcycles passed by Chen Yi and Li Bucai.

There used to be a road here, and there was a lot of traffic on it, and there were a lot of battery cars and motorcycles. These two guys were no different from ordinary people, and Chen Yi and Li Bucai didn't pay much attention to them.

But when those two people passed by Chen Yi, they stretched out their hands and grabbed Li Bucai's wallet.

The skills of the two were also familiar, and the moment Li Bucai shook his hand, he actually grabbed the wallet in his hand.

The wallet alone cost Chen Yi more than 2000 yuan, not to mention the thick stack of Mao Grandpa inside. The little thief sitting on the back of the motorcycle knew how much it was worth as soon as he got started. At least 1 yuan He was not overjoyed at the harvest, and he ignored the "old man"'s old arms and legs, and yanked hard, as if he had escaped after he had succeeded.

However, in the next second, these two little thieves will suffer!

"boom!"

"Ouch!"

The little thief holding the wallet was unexpectedly grabbed by Li Bucai's backhand by the wrist, and he was dragged off the motorcycle abruptly. The other guy who was riding the bicycle also fell to the ground suddenly.

"Huh, little thief, you dare to rob our family's property by force. If you don't teach you a lesson today, will you really treat our family as a soft persimmon?"

Li Bucai was already angry because of the incident in the supermarket, but Chen Yi persuaded him with good words, and now he was provoked by the little thief, how could he hold back, flew over, and grabbed the yellow-haired young man by the collar , lifted him up.

"Oh, old man, what the hell are you doing, put me down, let me down!"

The yellow hair was not willing to submit, punching and kicking, and kept greeting Li Bucai. When he stretched out his hand, he knocked off the cowboy hat on Li Bucai's head, and his snow-white hair fell down.

"Old man, you're tired of working, aren't you? Let go of my brother!"

At this time, a few young people came not far away, all in leather clothes and leather pants, riding the most popular heavy motorcycle of the Great Prince in 2000, arrogantly and domineeringly came to Chen Yi and Li Bucai.

(End of this chapter)