The best feng shui master

Chapter 942

"Senior Li."

Chen Yi yelled from a distance, knowing what he was doing was not authentic, he hurried forward, took Li Bucai's push-pull box with one hand, and smiled like a cunning little fox.

"Hmph, you've got eyes, kid!"

Li Bucai looked at Chen Yi speechlessly. With this attentive attitude, he couldn't find an excuse to seek Chen Yi's misfortune. He stretched out his hand and didn't hit the smiling face. Besides, he himself agreed to give Chen Yi those antiques and treasures back then. .

The ancients had the limitations of the ancients, but they also had the advantages that most people say they don’t have now, that is, a saliva and a nail, even if you suffer a loss and lose your teeth, it is better than swallowing it in your stomach with your eyes closed.

Unlike modern people, even if you sign a contract, you still have to go back on what you should go back on.

"Look at what you said, our father and I are so polite!" Chen Yi said with royal jelly on his mouth.

Li Bucai was even more helpless, so he had no choice but to follow Chen Yi, got into the Warrior car parked not far away, bypassed the bustling crowd, and walked all the way to the hotel.

"Please show me your ID."

The lady at the front desk of the hotel glanced at Chen Yi vigilantly. She had the impression that this young man was the one who passed out in the hotel a few days ago. Not only was he unconscious, but he also had two severed fingers beside him, which scared the hotel manager broken.

Because when checking the video, I found Wu Xiao picking the lock outside the door, and the door lock also showed signs of being picked. This is due to their lack of security. If someone pursues it, the hotel will also be responsible, but wait. A few days later, I didn't see this friend of Chen Yi who came to pursue accountability, and then a big rock fell to the ground.

"Whoosh!"

I don't see how Li Bucai made the move, the hotel receptionist only felt dazed, and an ID card with a photo of a child with white hair appeared in her hand.

"Oh!"

The front desk lady quickly scanned and registered her ID card, handed it to Li Bucai together with the key card, and said, "Room 1309, the deposit will be refunded when you check out."

Li Bucai nodded, took the key card and ID card, got on the elevator with Chen Yi, and went straight to the room.

Chen Yi was a little helpless when he found out that it was convenient for the state department to handle affairs. Such a thousand-year-old zombie actually had a formal ID card, and Nima had a capital account, the most valuable one.

Many white-collar workers in modern times are trying their best to get a permanent residence in the capital, but they can easily get this thing out just by showing their hands casually, which made him sigh for no reason.

It’s not that I lament the unfairness of the society. There is no fairness in this world. I just feel that although the world looks democratic and harmonious, it is still the territory of the strong. The old American White House, which has always advertised itself as the most democratic, looks almost the same.

When the front desk lady opened a room for Li Bucai, she took special care of it. The room was diagonally opposite Chen Yi, but it was directly opposite Xiang Xiang.

Chen Yi had heard the old guy talk about "Da Ming Dynasty" before, and thought that he would never change from old times, but now he found that he adapted to the life of modern people very quickly. The air conditioner and TV are turned on, which is enough to adapt to the learning speed.

"Looking at what I do, who doesn't like a good day? Do you think I'm just like the TV show, sticking to the rules and not knowing how to change?" Fu Qianli was furious when he saw Chen Yi's strange expression.

"How can I? I'm happy for you. The modern society is so good. It's okay to travel, take a plane, and enjoy the carefree life of retired veteran cadres. Isn't it great?"

The old zombie had a bad face along the way, and Chen Yi didn't want to provoke him into a rage. If there was a big trouble, maybe one of the top ten supernatural events in China could be made.

"Huh!" Li Bucai snorted angrily, seeing that the TV series was playing in ancient costumes, and the old zombie was as dissatisfied as an angry youth, and said, "You unfilial sons and grandchildren actually made us look like this , It’s really disgusting. If it weren’t for those little bastards in 4762, our family would have to strip the director and screenwriter of Lao Shizi for some sky lanterns!”

The old guy is the patriarch of Gongdou who has rectified his eight classics. He has seen a lot of dirty things, and he has long been accustomed to bloody and cruel methods.Lighting sky lanterns refers to the cruel punishment of digging out a small hole in a person's belly button, putting in the wick of the lamp, and using human body fat as lamp oil, and this old guy even had the idea of ​​​​doing this, I have to say that the old driver It's just different.

No wonder he is so angry. Now some directors and screenwriters are really messing around. In a TV series, except for the male and female protagonists, everyone else is either brain-dead or wretched. You must know the people who can leave their names in Wang Yang's history , Which one is not superior in intelligence, in Li Bucai's view, that is simply worthy of death!

"The world is so beautiful, you old man can't be so irritable, it's not good, it's not good! It's better to enjoy life, help the poor, and do charity. No, it's better to accumulate some merit." Chen Yi was sweating coldly, thinking back then Fortunately, it was 4762 who took over this great disaster, and used the supreme ideological education method to turn him back from suffering. If he was by his side, the chaos would be turned upside down.

"Are you calling me immoral, kid?" Li Bucai glared at Chen Yi with squinted eyes.

"Okay, let's stop talking so much useless, let's take a look at the secret recipe of longevity first, I hope it will make your old tree bloom!" Chen Yi didn't want to talk nonsense with the eccentric old man who couldn't be more eccentric. He took out a piece of paper full of handwriting and handed it to him.

Li Bucai also put away his weird temper, took it over, and looked at it with bright eyes.Chen Yi lit a cigarette and looked at Li Bucai who suddenly became agitated, and was also happy for him.

This old guy is both physically and mentally perverted, but he is still a good person. Without him, the evil spirit in his body would not be eliminated, and the spiritual power would not be transformed into a higher quality Qi of returning to the original.

Strictly speaking, this old man can be called Chen Yi's benefactor.

Li Bucai read it very seriously, without missing a single word, his eyes shone brightly, and his fingers trembled slightly. After reading it three or five times, he raised his head and said excitedly: "Mystery is mysterious, wonderful and wonderful, with extremely dark The qi of the dead body, the yang qi of raising dragon saliva, supplemented with dozens of precious medicinal materials in the sea, promote the harmony of yin and yang, wonderful, wonderful! Only gods can do it, only gods can do it!"

Li Bucai was so excited that he couldn't help himself, he patted the armrest of the oak sofa, and Chen Yi rolled his eyes, thinking that you will not be able to get the deposit back tomorrow, and it cracked the armrest of the sofa, and you will not be fined Tomorrow is strange!
"Well, as long as it is useful, it can be regarded as fulfilling my previous promise to Senior Li." Chen Yi also said with a smile.

This piece of paper solved Li Bucai's guilt that had plagued him for thousands of years, and the pimple caused by Chen Yi cheating his little money instantly dissolved. He nodded at Chen Yi and said, "Your boy has fulfilled your promise. Then I can't go back on my word and get fat, if I say go, if you use our family's place in the future, if you use it, you only need to say one word, even if you go up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire, if our family frowns, you won't be a man!"

"Where did Senior Li say that going up the mountain of swords and going down into the sea of ​​fire is only done by idiots, we have to push others down!" Chen Yi seriously corrected.

"Haha, you young people, you are so cunning, you are just doing things that harm others and benefit yourself!" Li Bucai knew a little about the modern Chinese, and was tricked by profiteers at the feet of the emperor. He has lamented that people's hearts are not ancient Morality collapsed, he looked at Chen Yi's face that was not ashamed but proud, and said helplessly, "Actually, this is the real person. It is said that people are inherently kind. Our family has lived for so long, but I never believed this nonsense!"

"Haha, Senior Li, don't be too happy. Except for the dragon's saliva, all the medicines here are grown in the deep sea. Although I have some here, it is still not enough. It will take some effort to get them all together." , Chen Yi saw that the old guy was getting carried away, so he kindly reminded him.

After he found someone to translate the stone tablet on the merman's site, he thought of this, so he searched the lair of the ghost, but most of the medicinal materials contributed by the merman tribe were used up by the ghost. A very small part, but even this very small part was thrown in Malaysia by him.

Li Bucai glanced at Chen Yi, and said proudly: "Our family has studied medicine for decades, and even read a lot of books in the court. I dare not say that it is comparable to Hua Tuo Bian Que, but it is definitely better than the world. Most people. Can a little medicinal material still trouble me? It can be grown in the sea, and it can also be grown on land. As long as the medicinal properties are the same, how difficult is it to find three or five alternatives?"

"Okay, you old man is awesome!"

Chen Yi gave Li Bucai a thumbs up. Worrying is unnecessary, and his imagination is right. As for medicine, Chen Yi is a rookie among Xiaobai, and he is definitely incomparable to Li Bucai, an old fritter like Li Bucai.

"Okay, I've got all the things I need to take. Shouldn't you tell us to invite our family to taste the famous food here?" Li Bucai folded the secret recipe given to him by Chen Yi twice. Putting it in his arms, he began to turn his face and deny anyone.

"You eat, too?" Chen Yi followed Li Bucai as if he had seen a ghost. Strictly speaking, he had just seen a ghost.According to the folks, souls and zombies are similar things!

"Hmph, although our family is a dead body, we have long since got rid of the low-level state of needing to drink human blood to maintain our vitality. No matter how fresh the blood is, it always has a fishy smell. How can a famous chef cook it?" The dishes are sweet and sweet, how can there be a fine wine brewed from the whole grain that absorbs the rain and dew of the world?"

Obviously he was greedy for the delicious delicacies prepared by modern cooking techniques, and he was obviously a foodie, but he said it so righteously, Chen Yi rolled his eyes, and there was no one else except Li Bucai.

"Sure, I'll take you to a good place. I just ran into some trouble and accidentally offended an organization called the Pulin tribe. I might need your help. Let's talk about it later while eating!" Chen Yi agreed.

(End of this chapter)