The best feng shui master

Chapter 979 Immortal Gourd
After Chen Yi finished packing up the five or six big fat goose-like hairless strange birds, the sky had already darkened. Eunuch Sun sank into the West Mountain after watching a good show, and went to rest after get off work.

On a few big trees, there are many such berries, swaying under the evening wind, which is really attractive.It's a pity that they are not yet ripe, and they can't be picked now. Chen Yi already has enough in his hands, enough for him to eat for several days.

With a full harvest, Chen Yi returned to the stockade, first put the gourd fruit in the room, and then took a few "big fat geese", wandering to find the aunt who was in charge of cooking for them.

Originally, Chen Yi wanted the aunt to have a pot of braised pork, but just as he threw the things down, the aunt let out a loud voice, speaking a bunch of languages ​​that Chen Yi didn't understand, and gesticulating in a hurry.

"What?"

Chen Yi couldn't understand, but when he saw the aunt with fat hips and strong waist, whose voice was worse than the sound of a broken gong, he frowned and asked, "What's the matter? You don't know how to do this? "

"It's very simple, chop it up, put some oil, minced green onion and ginger, and fry it vigorously. This kind of wild game only needs to be salted, and it is delicious when boiled in white water!"

"Woooo, ah, &*%..."

"Don't understand this? Forget it, you go, I will do it myself!"

Chen Yi is still quite confident in his cooking skills. It is not as good as a large restaurant like Shiping Guild Hall, but it can always be better than this Pulin aunt. He immediately picked up the chopping knife and chopped It became a piece of almost the same size, very satisfied.

The aunt yelled again, and finally ran out angrily, not knowing what was going on.A language barrier is not as good as two deaf-mute people communicating with each other.

Shaking his head, I don't know why the aunt reacted so strongly. Could it be that this strange bird is here?Golden eagle, Jinpeng, Wu owl, Wu Ying, etc. These people are all named after birds. Maybe this strange bird is really the totem of this ghost place!

Killed and chopped, Chen Yi didn't intend to give up, so he quickly exploded the pot and started to stir-fry and stew.

Chen Yi had never tasted this food before, but he thought it wouldn't be too bad. How could it be so bad in a place with such strong aura?
"Chichi..."

Although the Pulin people lived in the Burmese area, they were almost used to China, and the seasonings were almost the same. After Chen Yi tossed about it, it didn't take long for the firewood cauldron to emit bursts of attractive aroma!
"Grandma, it's not a big deal yet, the gluttons have been hooked!" Chen Yi swallowed while turning the pot, it was so delicious.

"Chen Yi, what are you doing?"

There was a voice behind him, Chen Yi turned his head to take a look, and found that it was Hua Baigu and Duma, and the aunt who had left angrily just now also came back, pointing at Chen Yi, just like Chen Yi had molested her before Generally, growling loudly.

Not only them, even Fenghuang and the others ran after him!
"I said, what are you doing? Isn't it just to catch a wild bird, and we don't like to eat alone, so we will share the spoon with each of you later!" Chen Yi felt that something was wrong, but he still had a stubborn mouth, and wanted him to take it away. It is absolutely impossible to throw away the fat in my mouth!

"Huh, you dare to eat this thing. For hundreds of years, the Pulin people dare not touch it. You will cook it when you come? The ignorant is fearless!" Hua Baigu seemed very angry, and said angrily.

Duma also said: "Chen Yi, find a place to dump these meats, I really can't eat them!"

Chen Yi was very speechless. The two of them were crying and wiping away their tears not long ago, but they were destined to be unrelated. Now, they are just wearing a pair of pants in just a few days?Especially Hua Baigu, he is so unnatural, he forgets his friends when he has a wife!

"Chen Yi, are you okay?" After all, Fenghuang was concerned about Chen Yi. While several people were talking, he walked up to Chen Yi, first took his hand to check, and then patted him. Check it out as if you were looking for something stolen!
"What are you going to do? Why can't you eat a good pot of meat? Can we make it clear?" Chen Yi was confused by several people.

Fenghuang ignored his words, carefully inspected every part of his body, and almost stripped him naked in public. After the inspection, he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's all right, the skin is not broken, and there is no sign of poisoning." Signs, all is well!"

"What's poisoned, what's normal, what's messed up?" Chen Yi changed from guarding the stewed bird meat at the beginning to the current Monk Zhang Er, confused, and didn't understand what these guys did!
Nima, could it be that he didn't come back for a day, and he fell into some kind of magic spell and became crazy, right?
"You still have the nerve to ask, I'm almost scared out of my soul!" Hua Baigu was furious, looking at Chen Yi as if he was watching a child swinging on a high-voltage power line, and said angrily: "You know what's going on in your pot?" What is it? Poison bird! The thing that almost killed you with a thin needle last time was extracted from this bird!"

After being scolded by Hua Baigu, Chen Yi's complexion also changed. He blinked twice, looked at the crowd, and asked, "You said, these strange birds are poisonous birds? Come on, stop joking, if you don't let them eat them, they will eat them." Don’t let them eat, why do you make up such scary words.”

His heart is also empty, if this thing is really a poisonous bird, he can beat back and forth from the gate of hell!

"Is it necessary for me to lie to you? If you don't believe me, just take a bite yourself!" Hua Baigu said angrily.

Duma pulled the slippery bone, and Duma had already cast a shadow on Chen Yi in his heart, for fear that this smiling tiger would come up with some ideas to harm their Pulin clan after being angered.

"Chen Yi, don't believe it, we'll know if we try it!" Duma said.

"Yes, you can try it!"

Chen Yi's eyes lit up, he scooped out a spoonful of bird meat from the pot, and walked to a kennel not far from the house.

There was a big yellow dog squatting there, shaking its head and tail, whining in this direction!

"...%￥#&**"

Before Chen Yi could walk over, the aunt stopped in front of Chen Yi, saying that she would not let this guy harm her dog.

The principle of proximity was not implemented. Fortunately, Chen Yi was not an ordinary person. As soon as he moved his mind, he grabbed a [-]-centimeter-long rat from under the stilt house.

The big mouse was eating happily in the rice jar, when it was caught suddenly, it was naturally furious, screaming "chirp", baring its teeth and waving its claws, its front teeth rubbed against each other.

"Woooo!"

Before the Mouse King-level mouse could demonstrate again, Chen Yi picked up a piece of bird meat and stuffed it into its mouth.

"Woooooooo..."

The "wow" sound just now is the sound of being stuffed in the mouth by food, and the sound of surprise, joy and disbelief. The "wow" at this time is the sound made by the mouth when it is painful and uncomfortable, rolling all over the floor.

Not long after, the big mouse was dead, its whole body was stiff, blood was bleeding from its seven orifices, and it was too late to rest in peace!
"Nima!"

Chen Yi's heart was so cold that the soles of his feet were so cold, he rubbed his hands vigorously, wishing to rub off a layer of skin.Yaoshou, Yaoshou, this is the rhythm of his own death, if a small cut is made on his body, then his little life will be confessed here!
In the barren mountains and wild mountains, poisoned and comatose, and beside him is an old monkey spirit who was beaten to nowhere by him, what do you think will happen?Even the gods can't save him!

Chen Yi's cold sweat flowed down like a waterfall!
He suddenly became suspicious of the old ape. Could it be for revenge that it led him to that place?

"Huh, you bastard, you are a complete disaster. You got into trouble after you didn't live in Kunming for a few days, got into trouble, hmph, when you got here, you brought Zhenniao back. If this elder sister didn't find out in time, we A whole table of people have to be buried with you?" Hua Baigu became more and more angry as he talked, this guy is simply a trouble magnet, causing harm wherever he goes.

Chen Yi's face was hot, it was embarrassing, his greedy mouth almost killed him, if he said it, he would die!
"It's just a misunderstanding, Uncle Hua, it hurts your liver. I'll give you something good to taste. It's guaranteed not to be poisonous. I've tried it myself!" Chen Yi took out a few gourd fruits from the iron basin on one side, Throw it to Huabaigu and Fenghuang.

He washed it and brought it over, and gave it to them to taste when he was about to eat, but he didn't expect it to become a fig leaf to cover up his embarrassment!
"What is this?" Hua Baigu had never seen this kind of gourd fruit before, and he was afraid that Chen Yi would make another moth, so he would never dare to eat it.

"It smells good!" Fenghuang sniffed it, and was immediately fascinated by the fragrance emanating from the peel. If it wasn't for Chen Yi's previous record of mistaking poison for game, maybe she really didn't care about her image. Eat up.

"Damn, what's your expression?" Chen Yi said depressedly, regretting giving them this gourd fruit, it's useless!

Hua Baigu rolled his eyes, he dared to blame himself for his expression, you didn't look at what you did, almost ate the poisonous poisonous bird, and even took a mouthful of big iron from the elder sister The pot is in trouble!

The aunt was busy working next to the earthen stove, and Duma was also helping. The two of them struggled to pick up the cauldron. The aunt took it and took it away with the meat in the pot. Before leaving, she gave Chen Yi a hard look. If it weren't for the language barrier, Chen Yi would definitely make her pay for the iron pot!
Duma accompanied the aunt to finish these things, clapped her hands, and was about to see what Chen Yi took out again, her eyes straightened, and she exclaimed: "You, you even picked the fairy gourd?"

"This thing is called a fairy gourd? Hehe, what a name!" Chen Yi took out one, and bit off half of it in one bite, just like eating a radish, his mouth was watering.This Pulin tribe's naming level is about the same as his. His name is Huluguo, and the Pulin tribe's name is Xianhu, as if taught by a master!

"My God, you are eating fairy gourds for food, wasting resources, wasting resources, you are extremely shameful!" Duma clutched her head, feeling like she was going crazy.

(End of this chapter)