The best feng shui master

Chapter 986 You Peed Your Pants

When Abraham was knocked unconscious by Chen Yi, he was overjoyed.The dragon master didn't kill him directly, which meant that he was still useful to him. As long as he cooperated well, his life might be saved.

When he woke up, he first looked around to figure out what kind of situation he was in, whether it was tiger stool pepper water or leather whip handcuffs and candles, but to his surprise, there were no instruments of torture around, only A few villagers who were visibly flustered, who seemed to be holding back their nausea, and that old white-faced man who was almost slapped open by his stick!
His hands and feet were not bound either!
At that time, Abraham was crying with joy, thinking that socialism was good in his heart, ahem, wrong, God is mighty!

The dragon rider is not around, and the only thing guarding him is such a weak chicken who is not worth it. Isn't it obvious that he is going to be let go?
Abraham got up and ran outside, leaving this ghostly place, and found the beast Ajalyana, and he must be smashed to pieces!

However, before he could take two steps, he fell to the ground suddenly, with cramping pain in his stomach, as if a pair of big hands were pulling his intestines inside, making him pale, sweating, and completely powerless!

At that moment, he even doubted that giving birth would not be so painful!

"Run, keep running, we are all waiting to see how far you can run, don't let us down." The devil's voice sounded behind him.

Holding a colorful piece of meat~worm in his hand, he walked up to him, and in the face of Abraham's puzzled and angry expressions, he gently pinched his jaw open and threw the colorful piece of meat~worm away. Go in!

"vomit!"

Abraham was so disgusted that he wanted to vomit, and when he touched the dragon stick, he was about to knock the old white face's head open.Under the hands of the Dragon Rider, he, Abraham, can't turn the water, but facing the slippery cypress bone, he is like a strong adult beating a child!

However, this strong adult failed to hit the child, his arm was as soft as a noodle, and he couldn't even lift a stick!

He forgot, just now when the cypress bone picked his mouth and threw bugs into it, he was as soft as shit!
Next, while he was watching helplessly, Huabaigu gave him Bamboo Gu, Loach Gu, Malnutrition Gu, Raw Snake Gu and so on.

These Gu insects are full of strange things, such as loaches, small snakes, ants, earthworms, stones, and bamboo slices that have been soaked in potions and carved to look like jumping gods...

There are also different ways of casting Gu, most of them enter from the mouth, and a few enter from the nostrils and ears, and the most unbearable thing for him is a loach that drilled into his valley, it was cold, Mazizi, still swaying from side to side...

Well, the valley road is a channel through which people eat whole grains and excrete the digested waste from the body.

Can't live anymore!

There is a proverb in the West: Never offend an honest man.

The slippery doctor who had always done good deeds and had nothing to do with the world, was forced to develop on the path of perversion by this series of blows, and Abraham's stick was the perfect kick to push him into the abyss!
"Hehe, feel it, what's the change in your kidney? By the way, you Westerners should call it kidney. A dozen ants crawled in and settled in it. Tell me how you feel?"

"How do you feel in your lungs? There's a little scorpion in there, don't you feel uncomfortable? Tsk tsk, a monk is a monk, and his physical fitness is boundless!"

"Ordinary people will die of pain if a peanut goes in, and they have to be taken out by surgery. You are lucky, and the scorpion has been fine since you climbed in! Now, the centipede has also entered, feel it, is it good?"

……

Abraham really wanted to bump his head to death here, so as not to be tortured by this lunatic pervert again. When he said this, he clearly had a warm smile on his face, and his tone was kind, just like a private doctor who has worked with him for many years!
Abraham wanted to die very much, but he couldn't die. If he moved a little, the little snake would bite in his stomach, the centipede would climb up twice, and the loach lingering around the valley would roll over several times...

"Ajalye, I will never let you go even if I am a ghost!"

Abraham was tortured to the point of crying, and he didn't even dare to hate Hua Baigu, so he could only spread all his resentment on Ajalya who sent him to the death pit.

The two have known each other for more than ten years, and have cooperated many times in large and small missions and adventures. Abraham never knew that he was this kind of person!
"Ajaly, I want to eat your flesh, drink your blood, and clean your bones!" Abraham lay on the ground, cursing in vain that the person who had gone away was probably fabricating a lie to wipe out his death. The reasonable brother of the circle.

"Hehe, he can't be eaten by you. I still have him for great use." Chen Yi came back, dragging a struggling man with whip marks all over his face and body.

"Acarye?"

Abraham looked up and saw the captive in Chen Yi's hands. He was stunned for a moment, a little unbelievable, then overjoyed, and then ecstatic, laughing until his teeth came out.

With that hate, he leaped up and landed on this old friend of more than ten years, and bit him with one bite.

By the time Chen Yi and Hua Baigu dragged them away, two pieces of flesh had been torn off Ajalye's thigh!

"Damn it, how much I hate this damn!" Chen Yi looked at it from afar, feeling pain.

"Haha, give him to me. Brother Abraham has already tasted the sweetness, and Brother Ajalye wants to taste it too. We can't favor one person over another!"

"Yes, yes, Mr. Chen, you must hand him over to Mr. Hua. He has many connections with the West and hides many secrets against you. His bones are hard and he has to fight to the death, otherwise he will never speak! "Abraham said with a sinister look, and all the resentment he had just betrayed was transferred back to him.

"Fart, you motherfucker, I just have ordinary friendship with the West, and this time I came here only because I owed them a favor a long time ago, when did you hide the secret against the dragon rider, you motherfucker Don't spit blood..." Ajalye was aggrieved and explained again and again.

Chen Yi knew what Hua Baigu had done to Abraham at a glance. Although the worms in his stomach looked creepy, he had to admit that this method was very effective.

Wicked people still need to be grinded by wicked people!
"Okay, Uncle Hua, I'll make you tired, dig hard and see if you can find anything valuable." Chen Yi threw Ajalye to the feet of Hua Baigu.

Hua Baigu smiled "hehe" and said, "Don't worry, I will dig out the graves of his eight generations!"

"Don't toss about to death, I'll still be useful later," Chen Yi said again.

"What's the use?" Hua Baigu asked.

Chen Yidao: "These days I contacted Shentongquan according to the method of their Pulin clan, and gradually found that their method is not suitable for me. I don't need to control it so finely, at least not now, I need to change the method..."

"You are, you mean, you want the two of them to be sparring partners?" There was definitely a dark old heart hidden in Hua Baigu's chest, and Chen Yi guessed it before he finished speaking!
……

Abraham has already recruited all of them, and he doesn't know anything. He just came here at Ajalye's invitation and returned him a favor.

And after this Ajarye was handed over to Hua Baigu, he first cursed repeatedly, counting the eighteen generations of Hua Baigu's ancestors, and then cried for his father and mother, begging for mercy, and finally his expression Trance, incontinence!
Abraham, who had suffered the same torture, smiled, and he was avenged and let out a bad breath. Wouldn't it be joyful?Although he had suffered the same torture before.

Seeing that he couldn't ask any more questions, Hua Bogu shook his head, stuffed the last big black-haired spider into his mouth, got up and went to find Chen Yi.

Before he left, he glanced at the two of them. They thought he would use ropes, dog chains, etc. to lock them tightly, but Hua Baigu just gave them a look of "dare to run and try" At the same time, the scalps of the two of them "slapped" and exploded.

Nima, who dares to run away with a belly full of centipedes, earthworms, poisonous snakes and loaches?
After Huabaigu left, Ajalye was dejected, looking up at the sky at a melancholy angle of 45 degrees, not knowing what kind of abyss his future life would be.

"Hehe." Abraham was also on the side, making weird laughter more than once.

"What are you laughing at?" Ajalye asked angrily.

Abraham said, "You wet your pants!"

Ajalye: "..."

"Ha ha!"

"..."

"hehe"

"..."

"Daughter-in-law Fa Keyou, why are you laughing like a mother? You are all prisoners, and life and death are in the hands of others. Shouldn't you abandon the past, cooperate with each other, and tide over the difficulties together?" Ajarye patiently Temperament persuaded.

"You peed your pants!"

Ajalye: "..."

……

Chen Yi stood in the distance, holding a gourd fruit in his hand, gnawing on it like a sweet potato, until the juice splashed everywhere.

Seeing Hua Baigu approaching from a distance, he threw a gourd fruit over and said, "Uncle Hua, thank you for your hard work, did you find any moths?"

Hua Baigu took the gourd fruit, wiped it on his body, bit off half of it, and said vaguely: "These are two small miscellaneous fish. They don't know anything about it except that they came to inquire about the whereabouts of Jinpeng and Golden Eagle. Two guns, being pushed into a fire pit and still being foolish enough not to know anything."

Listening to Hua Baigu's words, Chen Yi gnawed the gourd fruit in a few mouthfuls with a gloomy expression.

"Why, is there something wrong?" Hua Baigu asked.

Chen Yi nodded, looked at him, and said, "It's a bit wrong. For such a simple matter, two late-stage monks were sent to investigate. Tell me, is this strange? I don't know when the late-stage monks will It's become so worthless!"

(End of this chapter)