I'm not a super cop

Chapter 413 Newton's brother?

Seeing He Liang's speechless expression, everyone cheered and said, "Talk about it, why are you so stupid?"

"Really, there are fools every year, especially this year."

He Liang rolled his eyes and said with his fingers, "When I first arrived at the police station this month, on the first day I was on night shift, someone called the police saying that someone in the garbage dump had been beaten to death!"

"Then what?" Xiao Ran chuckled lightly as a joke, since what He Liang said was weird and stupid, there must be no murder.

"Then we hurried over and went to the place to see, oh, there really was a man, lying motionless in the garbage dump, dirty, the white clothes on the upper body were not slick, and the back was used by someone. Two large characters were written on the brush: beat to death."

Everyone was fascinated by this, and He Liang continued, "We thought to ourselves, did this person have been beaten to death, and he was thrown here on the way? Then I pulled the cordon and was about to report it, but ended up stabbing him with a baton." Stabbing, motherfucker is actually alive, got up reeking of alcohol, and asked why we stabbed him!"

"Then I asked him why he was lying in the trash, guess what he said!"

"How to say?"

"He said that he likes to sleep on the garbage dump, and said that the smell of the garbage dump is good. He said that he has mental weakness and can't sleep at home. As long as he smells the smell of the garbage dump, he will fall asleep very fast and sound. !"

"Hey-"

Everyone was disgusted in unison, and He Liang choked speechlessly: "I told him, since you like to smell the garbage, why don't you sleep with the garbage can at home? He actually said that the bed at home has no garbage dump to sleep comfortably. He also said that there are many mosquitoes on the garbage dump, so he likes to hear the sound of mosquitoes buzzing around his ears!"

"I felt that he was masochistic. The mosquitoes over there were super fierce. I stood next to him for a while, and I was bitten by several pimples. If he slept there all night, he would be killed by mosquitoes if he didn't get smoked to death. "

He Liang shook his head and said: "The key point is that this is not the first time this person has done this. The next day I told the old comrades in the institute that everyone knew about him and said that he had a mental disorder, but we didn't know about it. Afterwards we If you receive another report from him, let the reporter stab him with a stick..."

Everyone was out of breath from laughing. After a long time, Zhang Lei suddenly patted He Liang's shoulder seriously, "Actually, this person has a purpose, but you didn't realize it!"

"What purpose?" Xiao Ran glanced at Zhang Lei, from Zhang Lei's micro-expression, Xiao Ran had already seen that this guy was not holding back.

"He's cultivating. It seems that I can't hide my affairs!"

Looking at the curiosity in everyone's eyes, Zhang Lei folded his arms and said solemnly: "This matter starts from last summer."

"That day, a mosquito sucked my blood, and I slapped it, but unfortunately, its mouthparts remained in my blood. I immediately went to the Municipal People's Hospital to register for an expert, and the chief physician had a serious expression Tell me that it cannot be taken out, and I can only rely on my own immunity to fight against it."

Zhang Lei raised his head and looked at the sky at 45 degrees, "I left the hospital with a tragic mood. After going back, I thought about it and decided to use poison to fight poison and let more mosquitoes bite me. So a week later, I became a mosquito man!" ——This man Definitely want to replicate my success!"

There was a dead silence in the air, Xiao Ran said faintly: "How do I remember that at that time, your mouth was getting longer and longer, and finally turned into a troll, and you also held a training class. Where did this person attend your class?"

"puff……"

Everyone couldn't hold back their laughter anymore, Pi Zizhong put his arms around Xiao Ran's shoulders, and shouted: "Well said, if you can talk, talk more!"

Everyone laughed for a while, and He Liang said again: "Another time, the anti-narcotics team was wearing plain clothes and caught a little bastard selling drugs in the area of ​​the police station. This little bastard is also a fool. Besides selling meat, he usually likes Wandering around the streets wearing our training uniform that I don’t know where to get it.”

"Then the anti-narcotics team spotted him that day. He was wearing a training uniform and eating rice noodles at a roadside stall. The comrades of the anti-narcotics team rushed over to hold him down, threw him into the car and dragged him away."

He Liang rubbed his forehead: "That guy, the proprietress of the roadside stall was so frightened that she called us tremblingly: No good! Your policeman was taken away by the underworld!"——Then, we will Followed the surveillance to find the anti-narcotics team."

"Hahahaha..." Seeing He Liang's innocent expression, everyone squatted on the ground laughing and waving their hands.

Xiao Ran sat on the treadmill, turned on the water and took two sips, and said to He Liang: "The anti-drug team is a well-known 'old hooligan' in our bureau. Those people usually don't wear uniforms, and they don't pay attention to their appearance. Flesh-faced, bad-tempered and vicious, they are tough when taking people, for those who don't know, they really look like a gangster."

"Yes, yes." Pi Zizhong and the others nodded.

"No wonder, they were really fierce when they were found."

He Liang suddenly realized, slapped his thigh and said: "The most interesting thing is this morning, it was raining heavily, we drove out to patrol, and when we had lunch at noon, we found a small restaurant at the corner of the road and parked the car at the entrance of the hotel. Before entering the door here, I heard a 'bang dong' sound behind me..."

"what happened?"

"When we started, we turned our heads and didn't look at anything, but when we walked over to look, we found that the rear bumper of the car was dented, and there was an electric car overturned beside it, the wheels were still spinning, but there was no riding people."

He Liang said: "I was still wondering, is it possible that the old man drank too much Zhengbiao's electric car, and it was raining and slippery, so he turned too fast and bumped into our police car's ass?"

"But is there no one next to the electric car?"

"Yeah, we were also wondering, how did no one come here with this electric car? Then I looked up, and there was a man who was deep in thought, with a calm expression, a dozen steps away from the opposite side. The temperament is dusty. ——I will imitate his appearance at that time for you, that’s all.”

He Liang stood up, pursed his lips, frowned, with a dignified expression, folded his arms around his chest, with one palm half covering his lips, pinching the muscles of his cheeks.

Then I went up to him and asked, "What are you doing?"

"The old man shook his head and said: People nowadays are too rampant. How many times have the government ordered you not to allow electric cars to drive, but you just don't listen, and now you even dare to hit a police car!"

He Liang imitated the tone of the man's righteous words, "Then the man pointed to the side in a serious manner: Comrade policeman, I saw that man running to the opposite side. Hurry up, or you won't be able to catch up!"

"..."

"It was raining non-stop, and this dude was wearing a pair of shorts, and he was swaying."

He Liang tilted his head, suppressed a smile, and continued: "Then I stared at his knee silently. He had a big gash on his knee, and the side was still covered with muddy water from the road, dripping blood. At the same time, listening to him and I criticize the decline of the world with righteous indignation..."

After a burst of laughter, Xiao Ran concluded: "This man's performance is perfect, the only mistake is wearing a pair of shorts!"

Li Fangfang and others kept nodding their heads. Suddenly, Zhang Lei raised his head seriously again: "Actually, you don't need to deal with this matter. You should find his brother Newton!"

"Newton's brother?"

"It's Niubi!"

(End of this chapter)