The big guy starts with raising pigs
Chapter 6 Zhang Hai is on Fire
Chapter 6 Zhang Hai is on Fire
Zhang Hai lay leisurely on the sofa,
But before resting for 2 minutes, my stomach started growling.
have to!It's lunch time again.Zhang Hai walked slowly into the kitchen, warmed up yesterday's leftovers, and dealt with them as soon as possible.
Soon Zhang Hai cooked the meal, and went to the backyard to call Uncle Dumb.
"Uncle Dumb has eaten!"
"Ahhh..." Uncle Dumb shook his head and waved his hands, and pointed in the direction of his house, which meant that he didn't want to eat, and he would go home to eat later.
"Why are you being polite to me? Let's go to eat first." Zhang Hai smiled and walked towards the kitchen with him involuntarily.
Uncle Dumb didn't expect Zhang Hai to be so strong, so he was dragged to the kitchen by Zhang Hai.
While eating, Zhang Hai asked Uncle Dumb: "Uncle Dumb, is your Xiaocao already in the third year of middle school?"
"Ahh..." As soon as the daughter was mentioned, the dumb uncle nodded happily.
Because his daughter Xiaocao has always been his pride, Xiaocao not only has good academic performance, but also is very filial. Every time he thinks of his daughter, he will have the happiest smile on his face.
"The high school entrance examination is coming soon. Is she coming back on the weekend?"
"Oh! You are the one who drives to pick her up every time!"
Seeing the happy appearance of dumb uncle gesticulating with his hands, Zhang Hai's heart was also warmed, and he felt that this was the power of family affection.
Thinking of this, Zhang Hai also thought of himself.
Since my father passed away three years ago, the family has become much quieter, and my mother has spoken less.
It wasn't until the eldest sister gave birth to her second child last year that the mother became more cheerful. Now the old man is taking care of the little grandson in the provincial capital, leaving Zhang Hai alone in the village.
It just so happened that Zhang Hai's phone rang, and he picked it up to see that it was Zhang's mother calling.
No wonder some people say that life is the encounter of various coincidences.
"Mom, are you in good health recently, and how about my sister?" Zhang Hai answered the phone and asked with a smile.
"What's the matter? I heard that you want to raise pigs. Your sister and I can't eat, and we can't sleep well." Zhang Ma said angrily.
"Haha! It's all my fault, but don't worry, mom. I won't do it if I'm not sure about raising pigs. After all, I'm not stupid. You can rest assured that you can eat and drink in the city and take care of your grandson. I'm sure here. fine."
"Okay, you've grown up anyway, so I can't persuade you, let me tell you first, I'll be back next week." Before Zhang Hai could say anything, Zhang's mother hung up the phone.
Listening to the beeping sound on the phone, Zhang Hai smiled wryly and shook his head, needless to say, his mother definitely disapproved of his idea of raising pigs.
………………
after lunch
Zhang Hai can finally lie on the sofa and rest for a while
It's a pity that the good dream hadn't even started yet, but cousin Ah Feng ran in.
"Haha... Brother, you are on fire, do you know that?"
"Get out, disturb people's dreams, do you know that there is a thunderbolt?" Zhang Hai got up with resentment after hearing his cousin's voice.
Regarding Zhang Hai's getting up, Ah Feng didn't take it to heart with a chuckle: "Brother, you're hot, you're really hot this time!"
"What is fire?" Zhang Hai was a little confused, just like Monk Zhang Er.
"Look, bro, you're already on the news!" Ah Feng took out his mobile phone and opened the portal website with the most traffic.
Zhang Hai leaned his head, took a closer look, and finally found news about himself in a small corner of the homepage. The title was as shocking as ever.
"Shocked, a 985 graduate actually resigned to do this!!"
"The story a college graduate and a herd of pigs had to tell"
"What makes college graduates go home to raise pigs, is it moral decay, or..."
Seeing these headlines becoming more and more terrifying, Zhang Hai almost vomited three liters of blood. For these headlines, the party editor really wanted to strangle them to death, lest they pollute everyone's eyes in this world.
"Brother, look, there are still people leaking your information on the post bar!"
Zhang Hai opened the post and saw that he almost vomited blood angrily. His own information was completely scraped by everyone, even the fact that he and his friends peed farther than anyone else when they were young were exposed.
"Fuck! If you want me to know who broke the news, I will definitely kill him!" Zhang Hai was really speechless, this person is really too shameless.
"It's really disgusting. It's fine if you broke the news about my glorious deeds. Why do you say that I peed when I was a child and exploded cow dung!"
But he didn't see it. When he was venting his anger, Ah Feng who was standing beside him shrank his head in fear. He probably had a share of the revelations on the post bar.
"Brother, I think these trivial things that were revealed by the above shouldn't matter?" Ah Feng said hesitantly.
"It doesn't matter? If everyone knows about my scandals when I was a child, those guys in the circle of friends will die of laughter if you let me mess around in the future!" Zhang Hai glared at him angrily.
Suddenly Zhang Hai's mind turned, he seemed to understand something, stared at Ah Feng with a smile and asked
"Wouldn't it be your kid who made the above revelations?"
"Hey! Brother, my dear brother, don't wrong a good person. I will report to you as soon as I get the news. Why didn't the good thing come to fruition, and instead I was wronged by you?" Ah Feng hurriedly said, Pretending to be more wronged than Dou E.
"Okay, you boy, don't let me find the evidence!" Zhang Hai pretended to believe him, and then said: "Bring your mobile phone, I'll see if there are any other news?"
Because he did something wrong, Ah Feng didn't think of anything else, so he obediently handed the phone to Zhang Hai.
Zhang Hai got the phone, directly clicked on the personal center of the post bar, and checked the post records sent by Ah Feng.
Soon, the evidence of Ah Feng's 'crime' was in front of him.
"Okay, Ah Feng, come and see what these are, and see if I don't beat you to death..."
"Ah! Forgive me, brother, I won't dare again..."
Knowing that the Dongchuang incident happened, Ah Feng hurriedly ran away with oil on the soles of his shoes, but how could Zhang Hai let him escape like this
So the two brothers chased and fought in the yard like children, and the dumb uncle laughed.
After playing around with Ah Feng for a while, Zhang Hai was also thinking about his being exposed.
It doesn't matter about personal information, after all, there is only a brief introduction above, which will have a great impact on me, but it is not good to have the matter of raising pigs exposed on a large scale.
Because my pig farm is still a black household, and the certificates have not yet been obtained, if someone does something bad and reports me, then I will really go bankrupt.
So Zhang Hai hurried to discuss with the village head and asked him to help him out. Because the village head's brother works in the county environmental protection bureau, it must be more convenient to go through the procedures in this regard.
"Uncle, is uncle at home?" Zhang Hai shouted cheekily, as if he had forgotten that his uncle was angry with him a few days ago.
After calling several times, no one responded, and Zhang Hai was not polite, he directly opened the courtyard door and rushed in.
"Ah! Uncle, you are here, I thought you were out?"
"Where are you going? To see you raising pigs? Then I won't be mad at you." The uncle gave him an angry look, and then asked, "Tell me, why did you come to me?"
Hearing the uncle's words, Zhang Hai immediately felt relieved, knowing that the uncle had calmed down, so he quickly told about his plan to apply for a certificate.
"Hmph! If you're not busy in the morning, you're flustered at night. Why did you go when you were early?"
"Hey, haven't I had time yet?"
"Don't give me a hippie smile, I'll ask your second uncle to send you a template later, and you can just fill it out."
"Thank you uncle!" Zhang Hai quickly thanked.
"Hurry up, get out of here, I'll get angry just looking at you!" The uncle waved his hand, and drove Zhang Hai out like a fly.
(End of this chapter)
Zhang Hai lay leisurely on the sofa,
But before resting for 2 minutes, my stomach started growling.
have to!It's lunch time again.Zhang Hai walked slowly into the kitchen, warmed up yesterday's leftovers, and dealt with them as soon as possible.
Soon Zhang Hai cooked the meal, and went to the backyard to call Uncle Dumb.
"Uncle Dumb has eaten!"
"Ahhh..." Uncle Dumb shook his head and waved his hands, and pointed in the direction of his house, which meant that he didn't want to eat, and he would go home to eat later.
"Why are you being polite to me? Let's go to eat first." Zhang Hai smiled and walked towards the kitchen with him involuntarily.
Uncle Dumb didn't expect Zhang Hai to be so strong, so he was dragged to the kitchen by Zhang Hai.
While eating, Zhang Hai asked Uncle Dumb: "Uncle Dumb, is your Xiaocao already in the third year of middle school?"
"Ahh..." As soon as the daughter was mentioned, the dumb uncle nodded happily.
Because his daughter Xiaocao has always been his pride, Xiaocao not only has good academic performance, but also is very filial. Every time he thinks of his daughter, he will have the happiest smile on his face.
"The high school entrance examination is coming soon. Is she coming back on the weekend?"
"Oh! You are the one who drives to pick her up every time!"
Seeing the happy appearance of dumb uncle gesticulating with his hands, Zhang Hai's heart was also warmed, and he felt that this was the power of family affection.
Thinking of this, Zhang Hai also thought of himself.
Since my father passed away three years ago, the family has become much quieter, and my mother has spoken less.
It wasn't until the eldest sister gave birth to her second child last year that the mother became more cheerful. Now the old man is taking care of the little grandson in the provincial capital, leaving Zhang Hai alone in the village.
It just so happened that Zhang Hai's phone rang, and he picked it up to see that it was Zhang's mother calling.
No wonder some people say that life is the encounter of various coincidences.
"Mom, are you in good health recently, and how about my sister?" Zhang Hai answered the phone and asked with a smile.
"What's the matter? I heard that you want to raise pigs. Your sister and I can't eat, and we can't sleep well." Zhang Ma said angrily.
"Haha! It's all my fault, but don't worry, mom. I won't do it if I'm not sure about raising pigs. After all, I'm not stupid. You can rest assured that you can eat and drink in the city and take care of your grandson. I'm sure here. fine."
"Okay, you've grown up anyway, so I can't persuade you, let me tell you first, I'll be back next week." Before Zhang Hai could say anything, Zhang's mother hung up the phone.
Listening to the beeping sound on the phone, Zhang Hai smiled wryly and shook his head, needless to say, his mother definitely disapproved of his idea of raising pigs.
………………
after lunch
Zhang Hai can finally lie on the sofa and rest for a while
It's a pity that the good dream hadn't even started yet, but cousin Ah Feng ran in.
"Haha... Brother, you are on fire, do you know that?"
"Get out, disturb people's dreams, do you know that there is a thunderbolt?" Zhang Hai got up with resentment after hearing his cousin's voice.
Regarding Zhang Hai's getting up, Ah Feng didn't take it to heart with a chuckle: "Brother, you're hot, you're really hot this time!"
"What is fire?" Zhang Hai was a little confused, just like Monk Zhang Er.
"Look, bro, you're already on the news!" Ah Feng took out his mobile phone and opened the portal website with the most traffic.
Zhang Hai leaned his head, took a closer look, and finally found news about himself in a small corner of the homepage. The title was as shocking as ever.
"Shocked, a 985 graduate actually resigned to do this!!"
"The story a college graduate and a herd of pigs had to tell"
"What makes college graduates go home to raise pigs, is it moral decay, or..."
Seeing these headlines becoming more and more terrifying, Zhang Hai almost vomited three liters of blood. For these headlines, the party editor really wanted to strangle them to death, lest they pollute everyone's eyes in this world.
"Brother, look, there are still people leaking your information on the post bar!"
Zhang Hai opened the post and saw that he almost vomited blood angrily. His own information was completely scraped by everyone, even the fact that he and his friends peed farther than anyone else when they were young were exposed.
"Fuck! If you want me to know who broke the news, I will definitely kill him!" Zhang Hai was really speechless, this person is really too shameless.
"It's really disgusting. It's fine if you broke the news about my glorious deeds. Why do you say that I peed when I was a child and exploded cow dung!"
But he didn't see it. When he was venting his anger, Ah Feng who was standing beside him shrank his head in fear. He probably had a share of the revelations on the post bar.
"Brother, I think these trivial things that were revealed by the above shouldn't matter?" Ah Feng said hesitantly.
"It doesn't matter? If everyone knows about my scandals when I was a child, those guys in the circle of friends will die of laughter if you let me mess around in the future!" Zhang Hai glared at him angrily.
Suddenly Zhang Hai's mind turned, he seemed to understand something, stared at Ah Feng with a smile and asked
"Wouldn't it be your kid who made the above revelations?"
"Hey! Brother, my dear brother, don't wrong a good person. I will report to you as soon as I get the news. Why didn't the good thing come to fruition, and instead I was wronged by you?" Ah Feng hurriedly said, Pretending to be more wronged than Dou E.
"Okay, you boy, don't let me find the evidence!" Zhang Hai pretended to believe him, and then said: "Bring your mobile phone, I'll see if there are any other news?"
Because he did something wrong, Ah Feng didn't think of anything else, so he obediently handed the phone to Zhang Hai.
Zhang Hai got the phone, directly clicked on the personal center of the post bar, and checked the post records sent by Ah Feng.
Soon, the evidence of Ah Feng's 'crime' was in front of him.
"Okay, Ah Feng, come and see what these are, and see if I don't beat you to death..."
"Ah! Forgive me, brother, I won't dare again..."
Knowing that the Dongchuang incident happened, Ah Feng hurriedly ran away with oil on the soles of his shoes, but how could Zhang Hai let him escape like this
So the two brothers chased and fought in the yard like children, and the dumb uncle laughed.
After playing around with Ah Feng for a while, Zhang Hai was also thinking about his being exposed.
It doesn't matter about personal information, after all, there is only a brief introduction above, which will have a great impact on me, but it is not good to have the matter of raising pigs exposed on a large scale.
Because my pig farm is still a black household, and the certificates have not yet been obtained, if someone does something bad and reports me, then I will really go bankrupt.
So Zhang Hai hurried to discuss with the village head and asked him to help him out. Because the village head's brother works in the county environmental protection bureau, it must be more convenient to go through the procedures in this regard.
"Uncle, is uncle at home?" Zhang Hai shouted cheekily, as if he had forgotten that his uncle was angry with him a few days ago.
After calling several times, no one responded, and Zhang Hai was not polite, he directly opened the courtyard door and rushed in.
"Ah! Uncle, you are here, I thought you were out?"
"Where are you going? To see you raising pigs? Then I won't be mad at you." The uncle gave him an angry look, and then asked, "Tell me, why did you come to me?"
Hearing the uncle's words, Zhang Hai immediately felt relieved, knowing that the uncle had calmed down, so he quickly told about his plan to apply for a certificate.
"Hmph! If you're not busy in the morning, you're flustered at night. Why did you go when you were early?"
"Hey, haven't I had time yet?"
"Don't give me a hippie smile, I'll ask your second uncle to send you a template later, and you can just fill it out."
"Thank you uncle!" Zhang Hai quickly thanked.
"Hurry up, get out of here, I'll get angry just looking at you!" The uncle waved his hand, and drove Zhang Hai out like a fly.
(End of this chapter)
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