The most awesome WeChat Moments

Chapter 1778 Old gentleman, you said it was a coincidence (one more)
"It's hard to be a good person, and it's hard to be a good person. In order to help the Yellow Emperor solve the drought problem these days, the old man seems to be hundreds of years old. I am exhausted physically and mentally, always sleepy, so tired!"

This is what Taishang Laojun posted in his WeChat Moments.

Chatting with the Yellow Emperor two days ago, Ji Yang already knew that the Taishang Laojun was helping the Yellow Emperor to get rid of the hostility in Han Yan's body.

This process of getting rid of hostility is far more difficult than expected, otherwise Taishang Laojun would not have posted such a post on Moments.

Under Taishang Laojun's dynamics, there are also many messages.

Queen Mother: "My lord, you have so many elixirs in your hand, if you just take one, you will feel refreshed and refreshed immediately."

Sun Wukong: "Old man, you are too picky. You have made so many pills by yourself. Let me take a Qi-replenishing pill and a strength-replenishing pill, and you will gain strength all at once!"

Mountain-Moving Warrior: "Old Lord, do you want me to help you? I am strong and strong. I only need a Nine-Turn Pill. Isn't this a good price?"

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Some of the immortals' messages to Taishang Laojun were for ideas, and some were to take advantage of the opportunity.

For these messages, Laojun also gave some replies.

Taishang Laojun: "Old gentleman, I have a lot of elixir in my hand, but they are not jelly beans. The refining of each elixir consumes a lot of natural resources, earthly treasures, and mind. How can I eat it casually."

Taishang Laojun: "Those who want to help earn elixir, if you think you have a higher level of cultivation than my old man, then come and try. My body is almost empty, old man. Are you sure you can do it?"

If the Taishang Laojun is generous, it will be really big.

But once it is picked up, it is also famous in the Three Realms.

But what he said is also true, there are indeed many elixirs in Taishang Laojun's hands, but the value of each one is not low.

According to his cultivation base, even he is almost empty, and ordinary elixir is definitely useless.

So it's understandable that he doesn't take elixir to supplement himself.

And this result is just in line with Ji Yang's wishes, because the coffee he wants to upload has the ability to eliminate fatigue and sleepiness.

The caffeine in coffee has a particularly strong bitter taste, which can stimulate the central nervous system, heart and respiratory system. A moderate amount of caffeine can reduce muscle fatigue and promote the secretion of digestive juices.

People who stay up late and work overtime like to drink coffee, not because of the taste of coffee, but because coffee can refresh.

The current situation of Taishang Laojun just needs refreshing.

It's just that it's still not sure whether coffee has any effect on immortals.

But now you can use Taishang Laojun to do an experiment, and you will know how the effect is.

"By the way, I drink Dongpeng when I'm tired and sleepy. It just so happens that this time, besides coffee, I can also get some energy drinks. The taste of functional drinks is easier to accept than coffee. It's a good idea."

Although Ji Yang has sold carbonated drinks in the WeChat store, he has never bought functional drinks.

In Ji Yang's refrigerator, there happened to be two bottles of Dongpeng, which happened to be taken out for Taishang Laojun to taste.

Dongpeng is a domestic energy drink, rich in taurine, lysine and a variety of B vitamins, which can provide sufficient nutrition for human beings and quickly replenish energy.

PS: Whether it is coffee or energy drinks, children should try not to drink them. It will affect physical development and easily lead to obesity and dental caries. Adults should also drink as little as possible. Normal rest is the key to good health.

Coffee plus Dongpeng, I hope it will have some effect on Taishang Laojun. Once it is effective, my own brand will be played out.

Thinking of this, Ji Yang walked quickly to the refrigerator, took out the two bottles of Dongpeng inside, and then contacted Taishang Laojun.

"Old gentleman, what are you busy with?"

"Xiaobai, I just wanted to sleep for a while, and I have to continue to help Hanba get rid of the hostility in my body later. I thought it was a simple thing, but I didn't expect it to take so much effort. My body is really going to be hollowed out. .”

"What do you want from me? If it's okay, I'll go take a rest."

Ji Yang sent a WeChat message to Taishang Laojun, and Taishang Laojun quickly replied to Ji Yang on WeChat.

It seems that Taishang Laojun has just finished his work.

Now it should be the Yellow Emperor who is maintaining the power of Nuwa Stone.

"Old gentleman, don't make trouble, you have so many good things in your hand, just take two elixir at random, won't you replenish the immortal energy consumed by your body?"

"Xiaobai, haven't you read my circle of friends? I've already said that elixirs are not jelly beans, so how can you eat them casually?"

"Moments, I didn't read them."

Pretend to be confused, Chi Guoguo pretends to be confused.

He obviously came to Tiantian Laojun after seeing Taishang Laojun's circle of friends, but now he pretends not to know.

However, Taishang Laojun didn't pursue these, because this is not important at all.

"Xiaobai, don't talk nonsense. Are you okay? I'll go to rest if I'm fine. If I have something to replenish my energy and make me less sleepy, I'm so tired!"

Taishang Laojun dragged his tired body and talked to Ji Yang so much, it was already good.

Taishang Laojun is now urging to ask Ji Yang what's the matter, it seems that he is patient to the end, he is really too tired.

However, seeing Taishang Laojun's reply this time, Ji Yang smiled on his face. Taishang Laojun's words were sleepy and tired, which hit Ji Yang's heart.

"Old gentleman, you say it's a coincidence, don't you say it's a coincidence?"

"Coincidentally, what a coincidence, if you have something to say, if you delay the old man's sleep, you will be struck by lightning."

Ji Yang continued to play tricks, Lao Jun looked a little angry.

Even the lightning strikes came out, but would Ji Yang be afraid?

The number of times I was struck by lightning is still very small.

"Lao Jun, I am preparing to launch two new mortal drinks. The point is, these two drinks can relieve people's fatigue and reduce people's drowsiness."

"Relieve fatigue? A mortal drink that reduces sleepiness? True or false?"

"Quick, hurry up and give me a taste."

Just now, the Taishang Laojun who didn't want to talk to him just now took the initiative to ask Ji Yang for something.

This reaction made Ji Yang show a wicked smile on his face.

My goal has been achieved, and it has aroused the curiosity of the Taishang Laojun.

"Old gentleman, don't worry, based on our relationship, can I not give it to you?"

"However, gods and mortals are always different. I can't guarantee whether it will work if you drink it, so you have to be prepared."

"What gods and mortals are all the same, the same, you don't want to give it to me, or you can make a price, how much merit?"

Ji Yang didn't give the item directly to Taishang Laojun, Taishang Laojun thought that Ji Yang was waiting to ask for the price.

"Laojun, I don't intend to sell it to you."

"Xiaobai, are you kidding me?"

"What are you in a hurry for? I won't sell it to you, but I can give it to you."

This time, Ji Yang actually planned to give coffee and Dongpeng to Taishang Laojun for free.

However, the old master of the ether knows Ji Yang well, so Ji Yang should not be so kind.

"You kid is the one who doesn't suffer. Tell me, what is your purpose..."

(End of this chapter)