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Chapter 2542 A cigarette after a meal is better than a living god

"Who says Chi You is arrogant and unreasonable, I think Chi You is very reasonable."

"China is our common home, and it is all right to contribute to China's safety."

"Don't talk about those unpleasant things, before I go back to heaven, let's have a good drink, come, come, drink, drink."

Whether Chi You's words are sincere or helpless, I really can't tell.

Ji Yang and the others couldn't hear it, and the same is true of the Master Tongtian.

But whether it was because what Ji Yang said was reasonable, or because he was handed over to the leader of Tongtian, knowing that he could not get it back, he could only bite the bullet and say something nice to save face.

Or they are really willing to hand over people, anyway, the Snow Mountain Goddess has already entered the hands of the leader of Tongtian.

One of the reasons why the leader of Tongtian came down to earth this time was to drink with Chiyou, so as to prevent Ji Yang from causing trouble in the later period.

Furthermore, the more important point is to bring the Snow Mountain Goddess back to the Heavenly Court.

Now that the two things have been successfully completed, Master Tongtian is completely relaxed, and now he just wants to have a good drink, which can be regarded as a small celebration for himself.

So seeing Ji Yang and Chi You's big eyes staring at each other, he immediately got up and continued drinking.

"Oh!"

"Drinked."

Although Master Tongtian is a guest, but his status is there, and everyone has to show face when he speaks.

What's more, only by continuing to drink can the somewhat weird atmosphere be eased.

Everyone continued drinking and chatting, Chi You put two bottles of wine directly in front of Ji Yang, and asked Ji Yang to drink it.

"I know you're angry with me, just drink it."

"Okay, I drank these two bottles of wine today, and the matter of the Snow Mountain Goddess is over."

"Whoever brings this up again in the future will be..."

"No need, just drink these two bottles of wine. If I trouble you because of the Snow Mountain Goddess in the future, then I will be out of my wits, drink!"

Why did Chi You let him drink? Ji Yang's heart is like a mirror.

In Chi You's heart, it was obvious that he was somewhat dissatisfied with his actions.

It seems that what he said just now was somewhat false.

Two bottles of white wine might not be enough for most people to drink, but Ji Yang is fine.

But the wine can be drunk, but the words must be explained clearly.

When Ji Yang was thinking about what would happen to anyone who repented later, Chi You directly interrupted him.

Dazed?

This poisonous oath is ruthless enough, Chi You is still ruthless than Ji Yang.

But with his words, Ji Yang felt relieved.

"Drink, drink, watch!"

Ji Yang was very willing to drink two bottles of wine as the price of exposing the Snow Mountain Goddess.

He didn't hesitate anymore, and drank the two bottles of wine like drinking water.

"Okay, as expected of my apprentice, come on, come on, I'm completely fine this time, drink and drink!"

"Although this wine in the mortal world is not like the wine in the heavenly court, it has some fairy spirit, but it tastes really good. Disciple, after I return, get some wine for my teacher and send it to me."

Ji Yang drank heartily, and Master Tongtian was delighted to see it.

Master Tongtian is also very satisfied with the mortal wine.

Not only does he want to drink now, but he also asks Ji Yang to get him some more later.

"Master, if you want to drink mortal wine in the future, just tell me, and the apprentice will make it for you at any time."

"Master, there is a saying in the mortal world that a cigarette after a meal is better than a living god. Try a cigarette in the mortal world."

"Better than a living god? Then I have to try."

Cigarettes, the Tongtian leader didn't understand before.

After all, many things that happened between Ji Yang and the Heavenly Court and the Underworld, all happened before the leader of Tongtian returned to the Heavenly Court.

Taking the cigarette handed by Ji Yang, Master Tongtian looked at it curiously for a long time.

Tobacco bag, Master Tongtian knows.

The cigarettes should be something like dry pipes, Master Tongtian saw it.

"Master, cigarettes are for smoking, not for viewing. I'll light them for you."

"Cough cough cough... Apprentice, do you want to murder the master? What is this called a match against a living god? It's so hard to smoke..."

Ji Yang can't use lighters and matches.

He snapped his fingers, and saw a cluster of purple fire ignited at his fingertips.

Helping Master Tongtian to light a cigarette, the non-smoking Master Tongtian took a deep puff, and half of the cigarette disappeared after this puff.

After inhaling so much at once, the thick smoke entered the cavity and rushed to the throat, and Tongtian Jiaozhu coughed from a distance.

Master Tongtian not only didn't feel the so-called surpassing living gods, but was very uncomfortable. He even felt that Ji Yang was deliberately cheating himself.

People around, looking at Master Tongtian, all looked like they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.

They were afraid of offending the Master Tongtian and being taught a lesson by the Master Tongtian with the Four Swords of Jade Immortals.

"Master, it must be uncomfortable for you to smoke like this."

"You don't smoke cigarettes like this. You have to take a small sip, like me."

"You follow me... that's right... That's it, you can smoke a cigarette when you're lonely, you can smoke a cigarette when you're happy, and you can smoke a cigarette when you're bored..."

I definitely have good intentions, but I don't mean to cheat the leader of Tongtian.

But Ji Yang taught Master Tongtian to smoke, is that really good?
Smoking is bad for your health.

If it was an ordinary person, Ji Yang would naturally not teach it. In fact, no matter whether it is tobacco or alcohol, it is not a good thing, and it is harmful to the body.

But Master Tongtian has an unusual body, and smoking does no harm to him.

PS: This is the plot of a novel. Smoking is indeed harmful to health. For those who don’t understand, it is recommended not to try it. For those who can smoke, it is recommended to smoke less, just in moderation. I wish you all good health
"Well, it's interesting."

"Come, come, give me another one."

I don't know the taste of food, and I don't know the taste.

Now Master Tongtian has learned to smoke, and Ji Yang's words about being lonely and happy to smoke have also come to his heart.

The current Biyou Palace is not as lively as it used to be. His disciples all have their own positions, the Dongfu.

On weekdays, there are occasional visits by Jiejiao disciples, but they cannot always be by their side.

So the current Tongtian leader is actually quite boring.

"Master, smoking too much is bad for your health, so don't smoke one after another."

"If Master likes it, when you return to Heaven, I will give you some cigarettes, but I will give you some wine together."

In order to teach Master Tongtian to smoke, Master Tongtian has already lit three cigarettes in a row.

The average person smokes three cigarettes in a row, and most of them will be a little bit drifting, and it will definitely not be very comfortable.

But Master Tongtian is fine, but Ji Yang still thinks it's better not to continue smoking.

"Forget it, then you remember, remember to get some cigarettes for the teacher."

The first time Tongtian Jiaozhu smoked, he fell in love with the taste of nicotine.

I don't know if he will become a smoker in the later stage.

"It's almost time, and it's time for me to go back to Heaven."

"Teacher, remember the things you promised me, and there will be nothing missing."

After drinking and smoking, everyone chatted for a while.

Master Tongtian felt that something was wrong with his body. It was not because of smoking or drinking, but because he knew that it was time for him to leave the mortal world.

Before returning to the Heavenly Court, the Master Tongtian did not forget to remind Ji Yang to remember to send out cigarettes and alcohol...

(End of this chapter)