Go back to the valley to farm

Chapter 1 Farewell to Yuzhou
Chapter 1 Farewell to Yuzhou

"God! Are you going to play me like this!"

Parked the car by the Binjiang Avenue in the [-]D magic city of Yuzhou, looked at the flashing left turn prompt on the navigation, and looked at the surging river outside the car window on the left, Li Junge roared loudly in the car: "Damn, this is broken Yuzhou, two-dimensional navigation is useless at all! Is this asking you to drive into the river?!"

As a college student who came out of Lijiagou, Li Junge was very proud at first.

Although he is not the first in the village to be admitted to university, but the last college student, the fourth grandfather who graduated from the Nanjing Institute of Education during the Republic of China, is almost a hundred years old after all, so he is at least the first in Lijiagou after the founding of New China. A Wenqu star.

However, after entering the big city, he soon discovered a big problem of his own: in his hometown, he traveled more than ten miles in the mountains and forests every day to go to the town to attend class and never got lost, but he was actually a road idiot in the city!
From the beginning when he couldn’t find the cafeteria with a lunch box on campus, to only renting a house within 300 meters of his work after graduation, his road-crazy behavior has always been well-known among his classmates and colleagues.

Although he studied under Da Niu in the field of landscape design and won several small design awards after graduation, everyone always sees him with strange eyes.

Whether it is a good-natured joke or a malicious tease, he has his own nickname "Li Caige".

Vegetable pigeon is a kind of fat and stupid pigeon. Its main task is to improve the dietary structure of urban and rural residents. If it is released, it cannot find its way home. It can only be kept in a cage.

One night when he went to the unit to work overtime spontaneously, he broke through the romantic relationship between the boss and the young and beautiful secretary. He was "promoted" by the boss from the design department to the business department, and this problem became fatal.

The traffic in Yuzhou is full of magic. The urban light rail travels at the same height, but sometimes it is tens of meters high, sometimes it is on the ground, sometimes it is in a long tunnel, and sometimes it even passes through the body of a residential building. And pass.

Car navigation and pedestrian navigation in other cities are not much different except for the speed, but here it doesn’t work. Navigation sometimes takes you to an elevator that leads to a slope that is several hundred meters long, or a cableway that crosses a river.

Sometimes it is obviously a building, and when you go in on the first floor and come out on the eleventh floor, when the elevator door opens, there is another busy street in front of you.

Or enter a building through the gate, press the fifth floor, only to find that the elevator has gone down a few floors.

This makes the navigator difficult. Sometimes Li Junge is driving on one road, but the navigator thinks he is on another road [-] meters above his head.

Coupled with the newly opened several dazzling viaducts that have not yet been included in the navigation, Li Junge is really crying blind.

After one month, I visited the client five times and missed the intersection three times. The worst one was a one-day trip to Yuzhou because I took the wrong viaduct, and it was already nine o'clock in the evening when I arrived at the client's company.

When I got back, I was scolded bloody by the boss: "Li Junge! Your head has been hit by a car! Your parents raised you so hard, and they told you to go to the big city to embarrass yourself?! Tell you that the company doesn't Raise waste materials, if you can't do it, pack up and get out!"

Under normal circumstances, visiting customers are two-person trips, and the boss deliberately wears small shoes for him, and arranges for him to go alone every time.

After getting out of the car and walking to the river, Li Junge lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, and then blew it out vigorously, as if wanting to let out the long-suffering suffocation in his heart.

Looking at the rolling river, he finally made up his mind, "I won't make do with this place! My uncle resigned and went home to rest for half a year! He will still be a good man when he comes out!"

After ten o'clock the next day, Li Junge Shi Shiran walked into the company. Xie Fang, the head of the human resources department who had always had a good relationship with him, saw him and hurriedly pulled him into the office: "Oh, why are you here now! Dahan Ma heard that you Yesterday, I missed an appointment with a client and got furious. I searched around but didn’t see you, and said that I must show you a good look today, so you hurry to the design department and wait for him to calm down before explaining to him!”

Li Junge smiled slightly, feeling that these colleagues still cared about him very much, so he said: "It's okay, I'm taking it lightly too, Brother Ma is trying to drive me away, it's just because of Brother Feng's face that it's hard to speak up. Now the boss doesn't want to leave anyone It’s easy, afraid of lawsuits and fear of repercussions, it’s easy to operate after turning people without reason into a reason! Is it really so important for you to let me visit those customers? It’s important that he let me go? It’s all about finding units with him The owner of the benefits, cooperate with him."

"I'm a designer, and I can't find my way back after walking two streets. I was told to run business, and I was not allowed to bring a girl with me. Isn't it ridiculous? I'll just forget it on my own. After today, you may You can't see me anymore."

When Xie Fang heard that she was anxious, Yuzhou's sister's personality was revealed, "Gezi, are you real or fake? Let me tell you that it is not easy to find a job now, and life in Yuzhou is so expensive! It takes a few months to find a job." If you don’t get yourself completely naked at work, what will you do if you can’t get up and down! Who in Ma Dahan’s messy unit doesn’t know? Didn’t you just bump into the scene! Why is it still your fault?”

Rolling his eyes, he said in a low voice, "Why don't you settle down first and wait until you find a new company before saying goodbye to Ma Dahan?"

No matter how depressed Li Junge was, he burst out laughing, "Hey, I said Xie Meier, you are Ma Dahan's personnel director after all, you are digging a hole for him! Sigh, intellectuals in the 60s, you can be ashamed, It’s okay for others to find out that he is shameless, it’s not as good as the later juniors! Hahaha..."

It stands to reason that Li Junge should call others sisters, but as we get to know each other well, we will have less scruples, so calling Xie Fang like this is flattering in my heart.

Xie Fang curled her mouth: "At this time, you still have the heart to talk about this! I don't know what's going on with you two, but it's unethical for him to target you like this, I can't see it!"

Li Junge quickly said: "Okay, okay, what can we do, I just want to rest, go back to my hometown to wash my lungs for a few days, and spit out the smog." He took out an envelope, "Here, my resignation letter, to You are just right, I am too lazy to see him again."

Xie Fang took it and opened it, looked at it, thought for a while and said, "It seems that you have had enough, well, leave this to me! You sit with me for a while." After speaking, she opened the door and walked out.

Li Junge poured a glass of water and drank it slowly. After a while, the door opened again, and Xie Fang came in, followed by a middle-aged man, Feng Chongfei, the director of the design department.

Li Junge hurriedly stood up and greeted Feng Chongfei. Feng Chongfei patted Li Junge on the shoulder and said, "I heard that you were leaving. Hey, I should have insisted on keeping you in the design department. Ge Laozi, I just fell into the trap of an old horse." gone."

Xie Fang said beside him: "He doesn't do things properly, so don't blame my mother for being cruel! I'll ask you for an extra three months' salary, plus the normal part for a total of half a year. At least it's more than 8 yuan, which is enough for you to last for a while. .”

Li Junge quickly thanked and said: "Brother Feng, sister Xie, thank you for taking care of me these past few years, I won't say too much, I invite everyone to dinner tonight, it is also a fate."

Feng Chongfei raised his eyebrows, "What are you talking about! It's the same as never seeing each other again. Tonight, everyone is doing the same as usual, just drinking and drinking for you! After this door, we are still brothers!"

That night, Li Junge met a group of brothers and sisters in the company at Yuzhou Xiaolazi Chuan Chuan shop. There were old colleagues from the design department and human management department, as well as new colleagues from the business department. A group of people were burning skewers and drinking beer. As usual, it's all bullshit.

Wang Wenqiang from the design department is a thin monkey, wearing myopia glasses with thick lenses. When the hot pot heats up, a layer of fog forms on the lenses. He doesn't take off the glasses, but puts his index finger on his nose, turning it left and right like a car windshield wiper. Swipe, the otaku's true colors are vivid.

Wang Wenqiang picked up a glass of beer, looked at Li Junge and said, "Brother Pigeon, you were the one who brought me out after joining the company. Consider me half a master, and I have to respect you no matter what!"

Li Junge quickly picked up the cup and walked with Shouhou, and then said: "Brother, don't talk so much, your personality and mine are suitable for you to stay in the design department, but brother, I am not in the sales department for nothing, you see I went to lie down for a while, and hooked up with you nerds."

Then he looked at Feng Chongfei and Ye Xiaoqin, the director of the business department, and said with a smile: "Brother Feng, Sister Ye, from now on, this task will be entrusted to you. We must hold this kind of gathering several times, keep it up, buddies from my big design department You can get divorced."

Ye Xiaoqin is a beautiful young woman with fair skin and a hot figure like a girl from Yuzhou. She wears big flaxen-colored curly hair and rolls her eyes. The coquettish style of a young woman fascinates a group of homeboys from the design department. Seeing Li Junge, she starts to smile. He also smiled and said, "Brother Gezi was originally an undercover agent sent by Brother Feng. Have you figured out the situation of my business department in the past six months?"

The girls in the business department were all open-minded, and the little girls immediately twittered and refused, catching Li Junge to drink, and complaining that Li Junge usually squinted at himself and was not an honest person, and everyone made a fuss.

Li Junge hurriedly begged for mercy: "Stop! Stop! My buddies in the big design department are all cute rookies, and they can't stand up to your battle. Don't really misunderstand that it would be bad for me to become a pervert after I leave the design department!"

The girls began to support the buddies in the design department again, saying that he was the only one who was bad in the design department, and Brother Feng's team was very pure.

On the other hand, the buddies in the design department were all red-faced, but they couldn't let go. They secretly looked at the girls there, and they all looked obscene.

Feng Chongfei really couldn't see it anymore, raised his wine glass and said: "The pigeon is a good person, and I don't forget to connect with my brothers before leaving. What kind of work will the sisters in the sales department have in the future? My design department has to do it after a lot of work. The brothers are not good at talking, so everyone raise the cups, let’s toast to the sisters in the business department first, and then you seize the opportunity to blend on your own.”

Xie Fang from the human management department also began to look for a sense of presence: "There is no need to report this matter to the organization."

There was another round of laughter, and after drinking for three rounds, the girls from the sales department began to tease the nerds from the design department. Seeing their embarrassment, they didn't know if they were really shy or fake shy, but everyone felt very happy anyway.

There are a few girls who have been in the society for so long, and they have seen a lot of oily heads. I really feel that the simple and shy looks of nerds are too eye-catching. Although every one of them has the word "home" in their clothes, they are all confident. I can train it myself, so those who are interested are already slowly looking for it.

In addition, Feng Chongfei and Ye Xiaoqin contributed to the flames, and Li Junge gagged in the middle, making the atmosphere even more harmonious.

Next, everyone was busy adding WeChat and QQ. Li Junge had been in several departments and had contact information, so there was nothing wrong with him. He patted his belly and sighed: "Hey, you are all happy, but I want I’m back to my hometown. My sister in Yuzhou, I’m not so lucky.”

Qi Feifei, a new girl from the business department, has a round face and is not used to this kind of atmosphere. She just smiled and watched a group of people making noise. When she heard Li Junge's words, she asked curiously, "Brother Pigeon, where is your hometown?" where?"

Li Junge laughed, "My hometown is in the legendary two rivers and one mountain, the three provinces of Jiming plus a municipality directly under its jurisdiction, Lijiagou Village, Pan'ao Township, Jiachuan County, Manzhou City, Shudu Province!"

(End of this chapter)