Go back to the valley to farm

Chapter 217

Chapter 210 Eighth

"Piwa, Piwa! Bring the pen!"

"Piwa, Piwa, take this piece to the boat for me!"

"Hahaha, it's so big, it really is three years without opening and opening for three years! The time is not sooner or later, the key is to meet local tyrants!"

"Fucking local tyrant! You are so big and useless! Look at my little gem!"

"I don't even want to talk to you, even if you have a big fist!"

"I don't blame you for not reading enough books! My fist is as big as it has nine holes! Haven't I heard that all things can become spirits if they have nine orifices?!"

"Damn! Your top seven orifices plus the bottom two eyes are also nine orifices! Why didn't I see you go to heaven?!"

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A dozen old men were just like little children, rummaging and running on the river beach, laughing at each other and making a fuss.

With bare legs, Li Junge sighed: "This is the first round of drumming and passing flowers. I don't know how many people will have the last laugh, and I don't know how many people will not be able to withstand the temptation. It depends on themselves..."

Bringing the contented old men back to Jiuchangju, Yulian's sister-in-law smiled crookedly when she saw it: "Oh, Erpi, what are you doing here? Why did you take off your pants?!"

Li Junge rolled his eyes and said, "The old men were so enthusiastic, they jumped into the water before the boat stopped, so I had to contribute all my dry pants."

Yulian's sister-in-law shook her head and said, "There are too many lunatics in the city, and the fish lunatics haven't stopped yet, and the stone lunatics are here again."

There are many stones in a boat, each old man has a few pieces, the big ones weigh seventy to eighty catties, and the small ones are the size of a fist.

A group of old men danced excitedly and chattered loudly, anyway, they picked it up by themselves.

Duan Wenyou shouted: "Everyone, don't make trouble. Now these stones are gray and rough. It's strange to see whether they are good or bad. When we return to Jiachuan, everyone will pack up their own pieces and put them on wooden seats to open their minds." Name it, and then we will hold a strange stone exhibition, and everyone will vote for the first, second and third names, isn't it better than you making a lot of noise here?"

A group of people applauded loudly, Li Junge said: "Well, that's a good idea. You can also have a netizen vote, and then I will get two dollars..."

Duan Wenyou scolded: "Shameless? You are not allowed to participate, and at most you will be given a qualification as a judge! Do you think so?!"

A group of old men booed: "That's right! Piwa is not allowed to participate, but it's okay for him to participate!"

"You can participate if you want to. Let us each choose a piece of those on the river beach. This is called voting..."

"There are old stones to help you pick, how can you pick out some good ones from so many stones, if you participate, then we will lose our way of life, hahahaha..."

Get angry, this is nothing to play, a bunch of old men are dishonest, they kill cattle after plowing the fields!
After arranging the old men, Li Junge grabbed Liu Sanwa another pair of trousers and put them on, and rushed to the village committee to see how Ayin's filming was going.

Xiaomei, Zhu Chaoan, A Yin, Liang Huili, and Si Xingping are all there, picking photos on the computer with their heads together.

Li Junge said, "Hey! You're back? How was the filming going?"

Ayin and Xiaomei's hair was still coiled, and they had just finished removing their makeup, and said, "Come and help us take a look! Xiaozhun's level is no one else."

Li Junge looked at the photo on the screen and said, "It's so beautiful! How did this kind of white water flow come out? It's like clouds and fog. Why have I never shot it before?"

Ayin also likes to play with DSLRs, and said with a smile: "This is a slow method. It's actually not difficult, but the person taking the photo can't move or blink. Ordinary wedding studios don't take pictures like this. It's too troublesome."

Si Xingzhun said: "I had a lot of fun filming today, Ayin Xiaomei is good at expressing, and Zhuer Chong is also good!"

Xiaomei smiled and said, "The main reason is that we are all friends, chatting while filming, it's not a waste of effort."

Zhu Erchong secretly wiped his sweat beside him: "Speaking of filming this, you feel like you have been beaten! I feel so tired!"

Li Junge continued looking at their wedding dresses, laughed and said, "This is a good timing! Hahaha, it's so interesting!"

Everyone leaned over to take a look, and saw Xiaomei wearing a white wedding dress in front, sliding down the zipline, smiling happily, and pig bugs hanging on another shelf, holding on tightly in fear. The poles of the support were shrunk into a ball, the mouth and eyes were wide open, the face was terrified, and the hair was blown in a mess.

The comparison effect is quite funny, and a group of people laughed out loud.It is said that this one is quite brilliant, completely different from ordinary wedding photography.

Si Xingzhun laughed and said, "Actually, there are quite a few good ones out there!"

After speaking, he clicked on a picture and said, "Look at this, when the shutter is pressed, two ribbon birds flew in front of you, one white and one brown, isn't this rare?"

After reading Zhu Chao'an's and A Yin's, one of A Yin looks like a fairy in the forest, with a Miao embroidered leader's blouse on the upper body and a long white skirt on the lower body.With soft hair draped behind her, she is squatting in front of a small purple flower, staring at the small flower with her eyes, holding her knee with her left forearm, stretching out her right hand, turning her palm over, and using the pad of her right middle finger to catch the dew dripping from the petals .The background is a verdant forest, and the sunlight slanted down to form a few beams of light, illuminating the lingering smoke and clouds in the forest like a dream.

Bai Da lay quietly on the ground, lazily looking at A Yin's fingers.

The whole picture gives people a fresh and quiet feeling, and Li Junge fell in love with this picture immediately.

"Come, come, quickly cut it into a screensaver for my phone, it's so beautiful, Ah Yin!"

Si Xingzhun said: "This is not in the final stage yet, this is a semi-finished product, it will be beautiful when the time comes!"

Li Junge said: "I can't wait, get it done first, and then get it done again when it's finished!"

Si Xingzhun said: "I just ran down the mountain today, and I will go up the mountain early tomorrow to take pictures of the morning glow on Tianshu Cliff, and then go to the forest farm, Miao Village, terraced fields, and mountain ponds. There is still a lot of time in one day."

Li Junge asked Liang Huili: "Girl Liang, are you doing something right?"

Liang Huili said with a smile: "We are not in a hurry, we just took a group photo, and the rest of the time is spent moving the light box and applying reflective cloth!"

After speaking, he turned over his own photo. Si Xingping was wearing a police uniform standing in front, and Liang Huili was behind him with her arms around his neck, smiling happily with her face crooked.

The male is handsome and the female is delicate and charming. The background is the terraced fields of Lijiagou. This one is not bad either.

Li Junge clapped his hands and said, "It's good, it's hard work, I'll add food to you tonight!"

A group of old men in Jiuchangju were making a fuss, so Li Junge simply took everyone to his home for dinner.

Opening the refrigerator at home, Li Junge took out a plastic bag.

Inside the plastic bag were more than 30 heads of bamboo rats.

Bamboo rats are also rodents, their heads are larger than that of rabbits, and their cheeks are full of bulging muscles.

People in Jiachuan do not have the habit of eating rabbit heads, but when Li Junge was studying outside, he knew it was a delicious delicacy.

Spicy rabbit head, a well-known snack in Shuzhou, you can often see beautiful girls in Shudu sitting at a table with bright makeup, fashionable clothes and elegant temperament, where there are orchid fingers picking rabbit brains .

In the eyes of many foreigners who come to Shudu to travel, this is an extremely weird picture.

The last time the lobby restaurant opened, dozens of bamboo rats, plus the usual heads of the farmhouse, were collected by Li Junge.Taking advantage of the many young people this time, it happens to kill them all at once.

After cleaning the head of the bamboo rat, put it in brine for about half an hour until soft, then put it aside and let it soak in the brine to taste.

I boiled some salted peanuts, which were also soaked in flavor.

At dinner time, Li Junge asked everyone to save some stomach for supper. The group went out for a walk and arrived at the threshing ground. Li Junge went to the ancestral hall to call Shirly and Alice, and told them that there was another delicious food.

Strolled to Ermao's supermarket again, took a case of beer, and then walked back.

Back home, Li Junge went into the kitchen, fished out the delicious bamboo rat heads, added some oil to the pot, and fried the watercress to make red oil, then changed to a low heat and stir-fried for a while.

Then add chili and pepper powder and fry for about half a minute, add a tablespoon of brine and bring to a boil.

Then add the bamboo rat head and stir fry constantly.

Stir-fry until the marinade is dry, take out the pot, and fill four plates full.

Putting the Eight Immortals table on the open dam and setting up the stools, Li Junge dug out another small basin, scooped up a basin of salted peanuts and put them in the middle, placed four plates of bamboo rat heads around, opened the beer, and the boys blew each bottle to their mouths.Girls drink from one or two cups.

Grandma, father, and mother have no interest in this at all. They stay in the house and watch TV, allowing young people to make trouble outside.

The two sisters couldn't take it anymore looking at the heads of the table, and they stood up and wanted to run.

Li Junge grabbed each hand and said, "Don't run away, it looks scary, you won't be able to put it down after one bite."

The two sisters shook their heads and said, "How can this be eaten! We dare not touch it."

Except for the two sisters, all of you here have stayed in Shudu. Liang Huili Si Xingping and Si Xingzhun are originally from Shudu, so there is no pressure at all, especially Liang Huili, seeing that she was eating rabbit head, her eyes narrowed and she clapped her hands repeatedly. : "Oh Erpi, you actually made so many rabbit heads! I want to have a good time today!"

Li Junge said: "This is the head of the bamboo rat!"

Turning around, he said to the two younger sisters: "Eating is very particular! Come and let us teach you how to eat."

After speaking, he put the bamboo rat's head on the plate, grasped the upper and lower jaws and divided it to the two sides. The bamboo rat's head had been marinated until soft, and it was directly divided into two halves.

After a long time of mental preparation, the two sisters split the head of the bamboo rat on their plate into two halves.

Li Junge picked up the lower jaw, divided it left and right, divided the lower jaw in half, and said, "Now you can eat the meat on it."

The two sisters separated their jaws, and put the bony flesh at one end of the jawbone into their mouths.

Now I stopped making trouble, and nodded again and again: "Yeah, yum, it's so delicious! Ah, spicy! Spicy and fragrant! Come, come, let's drink!"

The atmosphere suddenly rose, and everyone picked up their glasses and wine bottles and touched one.

The two sisters gnawed their mandibles clean, threw them on the table, picked up the upper half of their heads, and were about to gnaw.

Li Junge said: "Don't! Look at your sister Liang, how elegant her food is!"

Turning around to look, shit, the most elegant one is not Liang Huili, but Si Xingzhun!
(End of this chapter)