Go back to the valley to farm

Chapter 244
Chapter 240 Five: Golden Toad Qingxiao

Another whistle sounded in the private room.

The whole audience was stunned, mainly because the clarity and loudness of the voice was completely disproportionate to Jin Chan's small size.

Lao Guo's eyes were as wide as Jin Chan's: "This clear kung fu...it will take decades to practice..."

Li Kunwu looked carefully at Jin Chan and said, "No, no, no..."

The old man Bai said, "Mr. Li, what's wrong?"

Li Kunwu suddenly raised the cup, filled his mouth with water, and blew it into Jin Chan's mouth again.

After a while, the water flowed out from the eye of Jin Chan's buttocks.

Li Kunwu laughed loudly: "It's amazing! It's amazing! I figured out what's going on! There really is such a skill in the world!"

Except for Li Junge, the rest of the people all look at me and I look at you, which doesn't make any sense?
Li Kunwu looked at the eyes of everyone, and then he realized that he held the golden toad in his palm and looked at it carefully. He couldn't pull out his eyes, and said, "Everyone, haven't you noticed? My A sip of water, from blowing into the mouth to flowing out of the bottom hole, this time..."

Lao Guo is a smart person, and he is most sensitive to time when he has been on stage for a long time. He patted the table and said, "Yes! This time is too long! It is much longer than going straight! Wait, go straight... Could it be said that this channel, It is curved in Jin Chan's stomach?! This is impossible, this is not something in the commentary?!"

Li Junge asked curiously: "Mr. Guo, what are you talking about in the commentary?"

Lao Guo said: "There is a commentary called "Jiuquzhu". Only Lu Dongzan used ants to pass through the nine-curved beads. Lu You also wrote a poem, 'Ants wear nine-curved beads, and bees make honey for thousands of rooms', which is what he said."

Li Junge praised: "Mr. Guo, the things in your belly are really old and young. The belly of a cross talk actor is really a grocery store!"

Li Kunwu also slapped the table, shook his head and sighed: "Absolutely! You told me that there was such a thing a minute ago, and I would tell you that it was a commentary or a legend. Piwa, tell me quickly, how did you get this thing? Say, this is also the work of your old master Shi... Master Shi from Lijiagou?"

Li Junge said quickly: "Uh, Uncle Shitou doesn't believe in Shi. His surname is Wang, and his name is Wang Mincai. This golden toad is the work of his son Xiaoshitou. Oh, Xiaoshitou's name is Wang Qie. This matter has to be learned from my hometown." Speaking of the pair of stone drums in front of the clan ancestral hall..."

While speaking, I told you the story of Lijiagou archway and the old and small stones, and took out the pictures on my mobile phone for you to watch, which made everyone sigh and sigh.

Li Kunwu said: "Using the words often used in old Guo's cross talk, you can't miss a high-level person! Once the Tiangong Award is over, I will follow you to Lijiagou! Let's not talk about it, just let me go!" For Xiao Wang's unique skills, his worth will have to go up even more, everyone, this is really a good deal!"

Everyone laughed heartily and praised Li Junge for his generosity.

After everyone has chosen, Lao Guo said: "It's really here. I'm too embarrassed to even eat with bags. In this way, my little cross talk club is still lively now, and I will give you a few tickets. Okay? If you are free tomorrow, go and have a look. Take care of the big seat!"

After finishing speaking, he shook his head again: "Hey, people are like duckweed in the rivers and lakes, everything can't be helped! Otherwise, I should go to Lijiagou with you, Piwa, your hometown is simply a treasure house of traditional culture! "

Li Junge said: "Everyone is welcome to come! It's Mr. Guo, your partner doesn't know if he wants to come."

Old Guo was surprised: "Oh? How could he be unwilling?"

Li Junge said: "The hottest thing in our place right now is fishing. This situation is a taboo against that master's surname!"

Lao Guo squirted out worm tea: "Hahaha, I didn't realize that Piwa is also a joker!"

Li Junge murmured in his heart: "I am obviously serious, the elders really pay attention to these things..."

The guests and host enjoyed the meal, but Li Junge watched Lao Guo Jing choose light dishes to eat, and couldn't help feeling that all snakes bite people, which is not easy in any line of work.

The next day, Yu Zainan and Li Kunwu were too busy, so Wang Jixing was the host. He took the white old man and Li Junge to have a meal of fried liver, and then went to the Forbidden City to take a look around. Just eat roast duck.

After eating the roast duck, I heard that Li Junge had come to the capital for the first time, so I took him to Beihai for a while. In the evening, I boiled mutton and watched cross talk when I was full.

The cross talk is good. Although Li Junge has seen many of them on the Internet, the atmosphere is different. If you don’t laugh, others will pull you to laugh. This thing is contagious!

Moreover, the actor and the audience interact with the audience and temporarily lose the burden, which also makes each performance have a different new idea, and at the same time can show the actor's extremely high response ability and performance level.

This is completely different from watching cross talk at the party on the TV and computer. Li Junge laughed all night and felt that Lao Guo was on the right path.

After returning to the hotel and reporting the situation to Ayin, he went to bed.

The next day was the Appreciation and Awards Ceremony of the Tiangong Award, Li Junge followed Li Kunwu and slipped in early.

Li Junge was amazed at the various jade carvings in the exhibition hall, such as Hetian jade, jadeite, jasper, sapphire, southern red, green pine, crystal, yellow wax stone... dazzling is not an adjective here, but a portrayal of the real situation.

Many works are not one piece, but form a series like Li Kunwu's works, each one is more exquisite and luxurious than the other.

Li Junge asked Li Kunwu: "Mr. Li, how much are the exhibits here worth?"

Li Kunwu said: "It's hard to say, it still depends on the material, but now labor is getting more and more valuable, especially those sent here, many of them have already won local trophies, let's say it is the cheapest agate, Gold award works are only hundreds of thousands.”

Then he pointed to an emerald brand and said, "If it's this, even if you just get a bronze medal, it's worth 3000 to [-] million."

Li Junge couldn't get it out of his tongue when he heard it, old Li, please don't say it so lightly, my soul is almost scared to death by you!
He also said that he would bring Ayin some gadgets back when the time comes, the price... really is something only rich people can play with!

Swallowing the words back, he could only follow Li Kunwu's footsteps.

When I came to the work of No Reason, I saw that it was arranged as an antique desk, with the four treasures of the study on it, a pen on the pen stand, and a piece of rice paper with half-painted paintings on it.

The three inkstones are placed on the table, but they are not completely put together, leaving a gap, so that people can see that they are three independent inkstones, and they can also understand that they can be combined into a theme.

The display of works is also particular.

A few old men and women gathered around the Sanfang Inkstone to watch.

Seeing Li Kunwu approaching, an old lady curled her lips: "You don't cultivate, you have been a master for many years, and you have the nerve to argue with the younger generation!"

The old lady is very particular about her clothes and hair style, and she must have been a beauty when she was young. From top to bottom, from the inside to the outside, there are two words—exquisite, soft voice, and she looks like a person who came out of the Jiangnan Water Village.

Li Kunwu was not angry at all, and said with a smile: "Then if you have the ability, you don't choose me against your conscience!"

One sentence turned several old men and old ladies on their backs. Just now the old lady gave a light pooh and said: "We are not as thick-skinned as you!"

A red-faced old man with a Cantonese accent said: "Old Li, stop making trouble! The material of your three-party inkstone is very novel, and the subject matter can be regarded as innovative. It is really easy to say that it is an award, but didn't we agree to support the backward? ? If you do this, can you explain it?”

Li Kunwu said to the red-faced old man: "Did I, Li Kunwu, fight with you when you guys were fighting for the masters and trophies? Oh, now I have enough awards and trophies. The juniors stole it, and I deserve to let you guys go forever if I co-author Beijing Gongjing faction, right? If you let the old ones go, you have to let the young ones?"

What he said made the old men and women blush. If they want to talk about the dispute, everyone has said it all over, and they can't talk about Li Kunwu.His character is still admired by everyone.

A well-mannered old man in a suit and leather shoes said: "Oh, that's not the way to say it. Kun Wunong is so old, what's the point of doing this again? Isn't this embarrassing us? Think about it. On the top of the list of winners is a The long-renowned masters are like the Luban Award awarded to I.M. Pei and the Qi Baishi Award awarded to Zhang Daqian. Isn’t that a joke? Can’t other industries laugh at us?”

The elegant Suzhou old lady said: "Brother Li, I just checked, and your work has also been submitted for a theme creative design award? We are discussing this matter. Can you see if this works? What about this theme creative design?" , we won’t give it to others, but as for the gold award, you will give it to the younger generation, and of course it is even more impossible to arrange silver and bronze awards for you, do you think so?”

The scribe in the suit also said: "Yes, yes, what Qingyi sister said is reasonable. This theme idea is nothing to anyone to talk about. It is also a portrayal of the seniors' continuous improvement and unremitting progress. It is still possible to supervise the younger generations. We have to promote it. Let them go forward, you can't hold them down, Kunwu, is this the truth?"

Li Kunwu still smiled: "Well, anyway, you are all reasonable, and you are the president, so you can do whatever you want!"

The three of them looked at each other in blank dismay, and said to their hearts that we really dare not do anything about it. In recent years, the Zigang Cup has become a different trend. If the Beijing Gongjing faction makes some fools, the Tiangong Award will not be held.

The red-faced old man couldn't laugh or cry: "Old Li, how about this, when we print the catalog and picture book this year, we will put the theme idea behind the gold award, and put it on a separate page, so that it will not conflict with our goal of innovation and breakthrough. It can be regarded as compensation for giving up the gold medals, isn’t it? There is really no way to give this home page, and I have to save it for the gold medals to bid for!”

Li Kunwu continued to smile: "That's it, that's it. Oh, you guys are giving me too much face, Lao Li. I have no objection to this arrangement."

The three of them breathed a sigh of relief, they all laughed, and said with a red face: "There is no reason, it is fate, I said, how did you come up with the name Lao Li? It is obviously a traditional theme of meeting by chance, for you With such a change, the deduction of the questions will be done securely!"

Li Kunwu said with a smile: "I'm not at this level, here, this kid came up with it, and changed it overnight the day before yesterday."

All three eyes lit up: "Is this a rising star of your Beijing faction?"

(End of this chapter)