Go back to the valley to farm

Chapter 307
Chapter [-] is full of monsters
Xiao Tianmo smiled and said, "Uncle Bamboo Craftsman, can you show us your bamboo weaving skills?"

Uncle Bamboo Carpenter looked around: "There are no tools and materials here."

Xiao Tianmo clapped his hands and said: "Hahaha, we have already prepared, please ask the staff to push the workbench up."

The staff pushed up the table, on which were scissors, utility knives, various colored plastic straps, and some bamboo boards.

Xiao Tianmo said: "At the moment we can't find the bamboo pole and the bamboo knife you used, so let's use this as an idea, okay?"

Uncle Bamboo Carpenter picked up the plastic strip and rubbed it with his fingers to bend it, and said, "Then what do you want me to perform?"

Xiao Tianmo said: "You can make up another sheep's head for Sister Liangzi and give it to the audience friends."

Uncle Bamboo Carpenter glanced at Liangzi and said, "I will never weave sheep's heads for others in my life. I will only weave sheep's heads for Liangzi."

Oda Mo put her hands on her chest: "Wow, Uncle Bamboo Carpenter, you are still so romantic!"

The bamboo craftsman looked at Liangzi and said, "At that time, I could only give Liangzi such a gift, but she didn't dislike the sheep head I gave her. I made this decision from that day on."

Liangzi was so moved that tears filled her eyes, and she stretched out her hand to touch Uncle Bamboo Carpenter's arm, her eyes were full of love that couldn't be melted away.

After finishing speaking, Uncle Bamboo Carpenter said to the audience: "But you can choose anything except the sheep's head, as long as it's not too difficult."

The auditorium suddenly became noisy, and everyone was enthusiastically raising their hands.

Oda Mo saw a six or seven-year-old audience, and went over and said, "Little friend, what's your name?"

It was a fat boy who said, "Sister Oda, my name is Ichiro."

Oda Mo asked, "How old are you?"

The fat boy said, "Sister Xiaotian, I am six years old."

Xiao Tianmo asked, "Then what do you want Uncle Bamboo Carpenter to weave?"

The fat boy said, "Well, I want a panda and give it to Jingzi."

Oda Mo asked curiously, "Who is Shizuko?"

The fat boy said: "Jingzi is my girlfriend, but Guangfu is also looking for her these days. I think it's a bit dangerous, and I want to win back my girlfriend's heart."

Everyone burst out laughing on and off the stage, Li Junge smiled at A Yin: "This is very like your Miao children."

A Yin couldn't help laughing too, and secretly gave Li Junge an elbow.

Oda Mo laughed and said, "Then do you think that taking the panda and giving it to Jingzi can win back Jingzi's heart?"

The fat boy looked obsessed: "Didn't you just say that? The bamboo craftsman gave Aunt Liangzi a goat's head, and Aunt Liangzi married him!"

A group of viewers burst out laughing, this little fat man is so funny.

Oda Mo was stopped by the question: "Uh... Ichiro, what you said makes sense..."

Uncle Bamboo Carpenter also laughed loudly, and said to the fat boy, "Boy, come, take it!"

The fat boy jumped up and ran up, and took a panda head from Uncle Bamboo Carpenter.

The panda's head is made of black and white plastic strips stacked together. Where black is needed, the black plastic strips are turned outside, and where white plastic strips are needed, the white plastic strips are turned outside.

It was too fast, Oda Mo and the audience were stunned: "Uh... didn't you catch it just now? Did the audience see it?"

A group of people turned their heads into windmills.

The camera then shifted to the silly panda head in the little fat man's hand. The chubby head is extremely cute, and it doesn't look like a quick work at all.

Oda Mo asked the fat boy: "Ichiro, are you satisfied with the panda head made by Uncle Bamboo Carpenter?"

The fat boy nodded like a pounding garlic.

Xiao Tianmo teased him again and said, "Look, my sister with the panda head also likes it very much, can you give it to my sister?"

The fat boy struggled for a long time, and said: "You can also give it to you...but...but you have to agree to marry me!"

The audience laughed again.

Li Junge was about to burst into tears: "Hahahaha! This is called a white wolf with empty gloves! This kid has a future!"

Oda Mo couldn't laugh or cry: "This... this... Our age gap is too big, my sister can't marry you, you should give it to Jingzi..."

Back on the stage, Oda Mo said to Uncle Bamboo Carpenter: "I'm sorry, Uncle Bamboo Carpenter, everyone didn't see it just now, can you perform for us again?"

Uncle Bamboo Carpenter said, "Why don't I weave a few more grasshoppers for you?"

After speaking, he picked up the green plastic strip, made a small insect out of it, trimmed it with scissors and placed it on the table: "This is a sharp grasshopper."

Then he made up another one: "This is a ghost grasshopper."

After speaking, another one came: "This is a big belly girl."

After finishing speaking, another one came: "This is the big grasshopper, this voice is very nice."

After speaking, he cut open a yellow plastic strip, weaved four filament cages, and put the grasshoppers in them one by one.

The action was so fast that Xiao Tianmo and the audience were dazzled. In a blink of an eye, four cages were placed on the stage, and each cage contained a grasshopper.

Oda Mo was so shocked that he could put an egg in his mouth: "This... this is too fast! How did you do this?"

Uncle Bamboo Carpenter smiled and said, "If you do it often, you can do it. The children in the village like to play. If you find me, I will make a few for them."

Xiao Tianmo said: "The children in the village must like you very much!"

Uncle Bamboo Carpenter said with a smile: "I can be ranked second. Piwa likes to play with children, so he should be ranked first."

Xiao Tianmo gave the grasshopper to the audience, and came back and said, "I still don't see it clearly, Uncle Bamboo Carpenter, can you make a slower one? Let the audience friends all see it clearly."

Uncle Bamboo Carpenter smiled: "I'm used to it, how about this, I'll make you a gadget out of bamboo pieces!"

Uncle Bamboo Carpenter picked up the utility knife, pushed out a section, fixed the edge of the knife with tape, and began to cut bamboo slices.

Seeing that everyone was looking at him, Uncle Bamboo Carpenter said, "Don't worry about me, let's continue talking."

Oda Mo said: "Then we won't affect you?"

Uncle Bamboo Carpenter said, "No, except for making poles, I watch TV while working at home."

Oda Mo looked at the flying blade in Uncle Bamboo Carpenter's hand, and then saw that Uncle Bamboo Carpenter was still looking around with great interest, and felt extremely nervous, feeling that one of his fingers would be cut off at any moment.

Forced himself to turn his head to look at the audience: "Uh... I don't dare to watch it, so let's experience the magical Wuxi Xianhuang next. Everyone has watched Bibo Yulong and Wuxi Xianhuang just now, right?"

The audience all nodded yes.

Oda Mo said: "Just now I also smelled the smell of Wuxi Xianhuang carefully. I heard that Wuxi Xianhuang has a magical property, that is, it can make people remember its floral fragrance for a period of time, and then in the next few days Li will appear in people's minds from time to time, as if it appeared around them again."

"Next, please recall what you smelled just now, and see what kind of experience it is."

As soon as the voice fell, the audience became restless.

"My God! What's the matter?"

"Wow, it smells so good!"

"Mom, mom, I smell it, do you smell it?"

"It feels like the whole hall is filled with the smell of Wuxi Xianhuang. This experience is amazing..."

"It's really a mythical flower..."

……

Xiao Tianmo was very satisfied with the effect of this program, and let the viewers experience it for a while, before she said with a smile: "It seems that everyone is very satisfied with this magical experience. Next, let's invite the cultivators of Wuxi Xianhuang and Bibo Yulong. Let Lin Sang play."

After such a miraculous experience, when Uncle Wangcai and Lin Zhao pushed Wuxi Xianhuang and Bibo Yulong onto the stage, the audience slapped their hands like crazy.

Xiaotian Mo smiled and said, "This is Qilan who just won four awards from the World Orchid Show. Hey, uncle craftsman, have you finished?"

Uncle Bamboo Carpenter smiled and nodded: "It's done."

Oda Mo said, "What did you do?"

Uncle Bamboo Carpenter said with a smile: "You will know when I finish spelling."

After finishing speaking, I installed four thin bamboo slices on a bamboo stick-like thing, and the bamboo slices protruded obliquely toward the big head of the bamboo stick, and suddenly turned into a lifelike dragonfly.The wings are slightly depressed, simulating the state of a dragonfly when it is at rest.

Oda Mo and the audience applauded warmly, the dragonfly is so similar.

Uncle Bamboo Carpenter put the small dragonfly on the highest part of a leaf of Bibo Yulong, and then let go of his hand. The dragonfly pressed the orchid leaf down, and only a little under the head was in contact with the orchid leaf. However, the whole dragonfly not only did not fall, but instead Set on the orchid leaf.

As the orchid leaf swayed up and down, the dragonfly also moved, its tail moved up and down, maintaining balance, as if it had come to life.

There was a burst of applause, and Xiao Tianmo stroked his chest: "Oh my God! Uncle Bamboo Carpenter, please tell me how to do this?!"

The bamboo craftsman said with a smile: "It's actually very simple. The dragonfly's wings are leaning forward, and the horizontal position of some of the wings has exceeded the dragonfly's head. In this way, the center of gravity of the whole dragonfly is moved to the head. As long as the dragonfly's head can be stabilized, this A dragonfly can show this state, just like the principle of a tumbler. A live dragonfly actually looks like this when it rests on a leaf.”

Oda Mo moved the dragonfly from the orchid leaf to her finger, and sure enough, the dragonfly landed on her fingertip.

Oda Mo's eyes were almost cross-eyed, and Uncle Bamboo Carpenter smiled and said, "Sister Xiaotian likes it so much, you can play with this dragonfly."

"Ah... send me? Thank you! Thank you so much!" Oda Mo was overjoyed, and greeted the staff in the audience: "Hurry up, hurry up, take it and put it on my desk!"

After handing the dragonfly to the staff, he came back and said to Uncle Bamboo Carpenter: "This design is too delicate! Thank you, Uncle Bamboo Carpenter!"

After finishing speaking, he covered his cheek with his palm: "I'm so happy, now I can also experience the surprise when Miss Liangzi accepted the gift from Uncle Bamboo Carpenter for the first time!"

After finishing speaking, he calmed down and said, "Cough! Let's go back to the topic just now, Lin Sang, this is yours..."

Uncle Wangcai smiled proudly, "This is my son, Lin Zhao."

Oda Mo said: "I heard that your relationship was not as good as it is now!"

Uncle Wang Cai and Lin Zhao said at the same time: "I owed them too much..." "I was not sensible before..."

Xiao Tianmo said with a smile: "Hey, you guys have a tacit understanding now!"

Uncle Wangcai said with a smile: "I would like to thank Piwa, who taught me that family is more important than ideals than pursuit. The responsibility of a man is to take care of his family first, and then he can pursue his ideals. They are old My ancestors have a set of rules. I am very fortunate that Piwa took me to Lijiagou and let me understand these principles. Then God returned my son and wife to me. I am really very happy to have won such a great honor. Happy, thank you very much.”

(End of this chapter)