Go back to the valley to farm

Chapter 511

Chapter 510 Second Monsters
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Lijiagou Forum.

"As a single dog, what sins did I do in my previous life depends on watching this episode..."

"Woooo...I don't want to watch this episode alone..."

"Sister upstairs, I see that you are in the same city as me, why don't you come to my place? I have beer, chicken feet, pistachios, and I just need a companion..."

"Really? Oh, it's true! Ah, let's chat in private, we can't drink together, but it's okay to chat and share the experience of watching movies through the Internet..."

"Sister Ayin's song is so nice. Is it from Miao Village? What else is Erpi talking about? I can't understand it just by listening to the words..."

"But look at the eyes of Sister Ayin, the lethality of this word is quite fierce..."

"Gu Yin Gu Yun, this bastard used this trick to trick Sister A Yin into her hand? It's so hateful..."

"I can't help it. What I hate the most in my life is this kind of engineering dog in the skin of a liberal arts dog. This is not a way for people to live..."

"To be fair, let's make it upside down. Let's not talk about the jealousy. Master Ditch's performance in this show is really good. Sister Ayin handed it to him, so I feel relieved..."

"Pfft! Upstairs, don't call yourself like Grandpa Yu, be careful that the old man will poke you away with a bamboo dart!"

"Hey, do you think Lijiagou is too monstrous? Why did such a couple come out?"

"Upstairs, you haven't been to Lijiagou, have you? I think the most evil ones are not the ditch master and sister Ayin, emm...it should be two six or seven-year-old girls..."

"That's right, thanks to WeChat, thanks to Alipay, for allowing me to swim in Lijiagou even though my pockets were emptied by the two sisters when I got off the boat..."

"What's the matter? Brother Taiwan was cheated in Lijiagou? Netizens said that the place is quite harmonious..."

"No, no, how could I be cheated? The two sisters emptied my pockets by virtue of their ability. One recited "Song of Everlasting Regret" and the other recited "Moonlight Night on the Spring River" plus "The Difficult Road to Shu". This is hard work! Say yes! It’s a dollar a sentence, and the old men can still loosen their belts?!”

"So bullshit?"

"Hahaha, is this a bullshit? There are bottomless ones! The one sitting in the ancestral hall is the real bullshit. Everyone knows the famous Sinologist Li Siyuan, right? The famous information scientist Li Junlou has heard of it Does Lan Bing, a literary translation critic, know? Yao Yuning, a violin musician living in the United States, knows?”

"Li Junlou is too familiar, the light of the Chinese, I often have dinner with Old Joe, but it's a pity that Old Joe left a little earlier..."

"I only recently found out that there is a master of sinology at Columbia University called Li Siyuan. It's really strange. Why are people in their 70s before they are reported? Are these people related to Lijiagou? Wait, they are all surnamed Li! Li Junlou, Li Junge... a name plate, the names are still similar!"

"Dang Dang Dang Dang! Family portrait!"

"My god! When did Ms. Lan Bing come to Lijiagou? Isn't this the ditch owner standing next to him? Who is the old man in the middle? Ah, I remembered, Ms. Lan Bing mentioned in an interview I’ve been there before, her husband is a Chinese living in the United States, and her love for Chinese culture began when she fell in love with her husband! Could it be the one sitting next to her and holding her hand?”

"Hahahaha! Shocked? Surprised? There was little publicity in the country before, so there were reasons for not promoting it. Now, of course, there are reasons for starting publicity... In short, Li Siyuan is the uncle of the ditch owner, and Li Junlou is the ditch. The Lord’s cousin, Ms. Lan Bing is the aunt of the ditch owner, and Yao Yuning is the ditch owner’s sister-in-law! The hale and hearty old man in the middle is Li Siyuan’s father, Li Junlou’s grandfather, and the ditch owner’s fourth grandfather! The Lord will bring the big one!"

"I'm so shocked by this news! Where did you find the photo upstairs?"

"It was in the news about the New Year in Lijiagou last year! The truth is often right in front of you, but you just didn't pay attention..."

"Ahhh! I remember who you are! You are the Emperor of Truth in the forum! The Emperor of Truth who dug out the old king of Thailand and the ditch master from the news last time!"

……

In the Lijiagou ancestral hall, the two mixed-race cubs were also having trouble.

Shirly: "Ahhh...the women in Lijiagou still know music?!"

Alice: "It's all my sister's fault! When we were young, my mother taught us the violin, but you dragged me to become a cheerleader..."

Zongba: "How wonderful is the cheerleading team! We haven't had a chance to meet each other if we haven't joined the cheerleading team!"

Yutou: "That's right, if you go to play the violin, you won't know a man with both intelligence and physique like Zongba and me..."

Shiely: "Wisdom and physique? Then why do you have to fall into the cesspit if you steal a vegetable?"

Taro: "Uh... didn't you agree not to mention this again..."

Aunt Bai: "Four-character poems, in the style of the Book of Songs, I've never heard of this one, Mr. Li, which poem is this?"

Grandpa Fourth: "Hehehe, this is Piwa's game work, right? I heard him talk about You Fangge in Ayin Village, and he spoke highly of it. He said that it is similar to "Book of Songs", but it was translated. I'm confused. He and A Yin also work on folk song translation when they have time, um, I think this song can be considered a pass..."

Aunt Bai: "Really? Can Mr. Li bother you to write it down and let me study it? This way of creation is very similar to the situation of the master's collection of poetry. Master's feelings when he wrote the Book of Songs..."

Fourth Grandpa: "Well, your idea is very good, it's a bit like 'like cutting like learning, like cutting like grinding', hahaha, I'll copy it down for you right now."

……

Uncle: "Oh, Ah Yin can do this, and he can play it so well? It seems that our Lijiagou is a bit sorry for Xuantianzhai..."

Wang Huanbang: "Yeah, I've been here for more than a year. I really don't see this kid having a free day. Our days are getting better and better, but Ah Yin doesn't even have time to take a break..."

Uncle Bamboo Carpenter: "Yeah, Ayin is much more reliable than Piwa. Siqi Sufen, I'm not afraid of your overthinking. Entrusting the village to her is more reliable than entrusting Piwa to me!"

Dad: "Hehehe, what a heart, did you hear what Ayin called us just now?"

Mom: "I heard it, I heard it, call us parents! This girl, she was embarrassed in Lijiagou, but she spoke smoothly in this show!"

Dad: "This is the truth! Sigh, I just don't know when I can get married. Piwa is a careless person. Why are you praising Haikou in front of the county magistrate Xue? It's so anxious to wait. !"

……

Wooden villa.

Master Liu is massaging Sister Du's legs and feet, and watching "No Man's Island" through a box connected to a computer.

After the show ended, Master Liu shook his head again and again: "Beauty Township is a tomb of heroes..."

Sister Du spanked him with her eyes.

Master Liu quickly explained: "Uh, wife, I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about Piwa, ah, and He Erhu!"

Sister Du chuckled: "I didn't say anything, why are you so anxious to explain?"

Master Liu: "Hehehe, my wife's eyes are like the clickers of a red flower stick, you have to smash it wherever you fly!"

Sister Du: "Don't say such black words in front of the children! Prenatal education! Talking to you will cancel out the prenatal education of Fourth Grandpa!"

Master Liu: "Do you think the one in the ancestral hall is a fuel-efficient lamp? I'm afraid his black words are louder than mine!"

Sister Du: "Honey, why do you admire Lijiagou so much? Hee hee, I think you behave like a student in front of Fourth Grandpa, which is different from your usual behavior..."

Master Liu: "Well, I've never convinced anyone in my life, but it's just a coincidence that the few people I obeyed are all in Lijiagou!"

Sister Du: "Tell me about them. They are so old, so there should be no taboos?"

Master Liu: "It's not a taboo, the main thing is that it's embarrassing to talk about. On Jiachuan Road, the older generation is hardly mentioned, and the younger generation is not known at all..."

Sister Du: "Really? Tell me now!"

Master Liu: "This matter has to start with He Erhu's herbal medicine stall at the water pier at the North Gate. Back then, Jiachuan was a shop of five red flower sticks, the big one was gravel, and the small one was a gambling shop. Kiln, Liu Yishui is the three wharves on Shanghe Street, Ai Sandao is the vehicle and small transportation, and I am Yaodianzi at the several car and boat wharves on Xiahe Street..."

Sister Du: "Hee hee, husband, what was your nickname back then?"

Master Liu: "Me, hehe, you know, my waist and kidneys suffered early, and I was called Xiao Baimao. But this pharmacist testifies, I didn't lose money to women, I beat and killed too many..."

Sister Du: "I know my husband's temperament, you don't need to explain this to me..."

Master Liu: "Hehe, I'm afraid you might misunderstand me! Then, He Erhu set up a stall on Liu Yishui Wharf, selling some herbal ointments, animal bones and the like. , wanted to collect his protection fee, but ended up at odds, kicked He Erhu's stall, and took away his skin."

"He Erhu didn't follow this teaching. He grabbed a green skin and said, "You can take my skin, but these ointments were sold by the village pharmacist, and they are ruined by you. You have to pay for them.""

"One Qing Pi said: 'I never gave money at the Jiachuan Wharf!'"

"He Erhu didn't talk too much, he just said: 'Don't leave without paying.'"

"A little Qingpi took out the plug and said, 'Do you want to dye some color, you turtle?'"

"With just this one sentence, the legs of the three green skins will be discounted."

Sister Du: "Good fight! You will only bully people!"

Mr. Liu: "Uh... Wife, Qingpi also needs to eat. Anyway, this matter has become a big deal, and then Liu Yishui led dozens of people to fight on the pier."

Sister Du sneered: "You guys are really capable! Dozens of people hunted down one Uncle Hu!"

Mr. Liu: "Honey, you've wronged me. He's the one who hit dozens of people, okay?"

Sister Du: "Uncle Orion? I don't usually see how powerful he is?"

Mr. Liu: "Can I still lie to you? Damn, there were no hot pillars back then, and most of Honghua Dastick's men were watermelon knives, steel bars, iron pipes, three-edged scrapers, etc. But the tiger fork he used to enter the city Tiaozi, holding the tiger fork upside down, at the water pier at the North Gate, dozens of people were lying down for more than a mile by him..."

"This has alarmed all of us safflower sticks. There is a name here called Liqi Shawei. This is a newcomer who wants to stand out..."

"Stability overwhelms everything. We understood this truth earlier than anyone else, so we decided to join forces to cut off this seedling..."

Sister Du asked worriedly, "What's the result?"

Master Liu smiled wryly: "The result? Five red flower sticks were knocked down by him and three..."

　Another lord came, on the 28th floor, a new chapter was added.

　　Thank you very much for your tolerance and understanding, and for accompanying Lao Zhou to this day.

　　Being recognized by everyone really made Lao Zhou feel ashamed.

　　From the beginning, I just wanted to find a routine to install some things that Lao Zhou thought was necessary to write down, but gradually resonated with the characters in the book.It is a novel experience to feel their speech and behavior, just like the living characters in their minds, doing what they want to do and saying what they want to say.

　　Without everyone's support, Lao Zhou would definitely not be able to get to where he is today and obtain this miraculous experience.

　　So, thanks again.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)